don't pull my short legs
Chapter 3
After being driven to the stairwell by Tu You, the monsters headed by Rabbit Spirit began to climb the stairs resignedly.
"I said boss, can't we take the elevator when the little landlord goes up?" After climbing five or six floors, Gang Yijing, who just pushed the last divine palm behind Rabbit Jing, couldn't help it, and simply sat down on his buttocks. On the ground, "Could the little landlord come here to check whether we have climbed the stairs?"
Rabbit Jing turned around with a gloomy face, her ears drooping to her shoulders: "Get up!"
Its ears still hurt!
Hearing this, Gang Hyena was unhappy, and waved his hoof and wanted to go to the elevator: "No matter! I won't climb anymore! I want to take the elevator!"
It doesn't believe that the small landlord has such leisure!
As soon as the voice fell, the sound of footsteps suddenly came from the stairs below.
My day!Really come!
Having seen how Tu You tied the rabbit’s ears into bows, Gang Man jumped up and shouted as he spread his hoofs up, “Come on! There are still more than [-] floors to go!”
Tu You couldn't care less about the monsters crowding in the stairwell, he only felt that this group of black guys blocking the road was an eyesore, and he didn't hear the loyal words of Gang Lijing: "Get out of the way! Don't block the way!"
In an instant, he had already climbed over the banister of the stairs with great agility, and ran all the way to the top floor.
The king, who was being pulled by the back of the neck, was foaming at the mouth: "The store manager! Why are you running away!"
Tu You didn't answer this question, and rushed upwards with all his strength.
The short burst of physical strength and fright made his eyes black, but those cold eyes still firmly occupied his mind, indifferently looking down at his hasty escape.
"Didn't catch up..." He ran to the highest floor in one breath, even the monster couldn't hold it, Tu You's legs were weak, and he slowly came out while holding onto the wall of the stairwell.
"Who is that guy?" Afraid of being thrown off, the king tightly hugged Tu You's arm with his two front paws, showing half of his head tremblingly, "Your enemy?"
Tu You panted heavily: "No, I don't know."
"Huh?" The king's cheeks puffed up, and Xiaoyuan's face became rounder, "Then why are you running?"
Tu You took a deep breath, did not answer the king's question, and reached into his pocket with shaking hands to find the key.
In the brief glimpse in the elevator, he didn't have time to take a closer look at the other person's appearance. He only remembered the pair of emotionless eyes and the real identity hidden under the human appearance.
A Tibetan fox.
Tu You shivered.
After finally turning the key out, his heartbeat gradually calmed down, and he inserted the key into the lock to open the door.
Then there was a light tap on the shoulder.
"Mr. Tu?" The other party's voice was low, "Li Qi said that the contract is here for you."
Tu You froze, only holding on to the door after hearing his uncle's name and reluctantly turning back.
Compared to Tu You, who ran away in a panic, the man's condition is obviously much better. After chasing to the top floor, he was out of breath and his face was not red. His delicate and beautiful face was still white: "Here."
The porcelain-like hands handed over a transparent folder.
Tu You, whose hands and feet were weak, couldn't reach out to pick it up. In the end, the king opened his mouth winkingly and grabbed the contract.
Seeing that the contract had been delivered, the man left calmly without saying a word or looking at Tu You.
"The store manager? The store manager?" With the folder in his mouth, Tu Youyi's chest drools as soon as the king opened his mouth, "He's gone!"
"I know..." After a long time, Tu You nodded weakly.
Why didn't the unlucky uncle tell him in advance that the new tenant is a Tibetan fox? !
"I said the store manager, they are all nationally protected animals, what are you afraid of him doing?"
Entering the room, the king consciously jumped on the sofa, hugged the biggest apple from the fruit plate, and gnawed it comfortably, completely forgetting that he was shaking into a ball just now: "This apple is delicious. !"
Not wanting to talk to the king, Tu You took out his mobile phone to denounce the unlucky uncle, but no one answered after calling several times.
After hanging up the phone, he clutched his heart that was about to jump out and flipped through the contract.
The name of the new tenant is very special, and there are three words written sharply in the signature:
Zang Shishi.
Monsters often use homonymous surnames for their human names, so although this surname is a bit uncommon, it is not surprising.
But this name is too random, it's almost the same as picking out a primary school mathematics textbook by hand.
But this is not what Tu You cares most about. What he cares about is the room rented by the new tenant.
Just downstairs from his house.
"What, what are you doing?" After Kacha Kacha finished eating the apple, the king kicked his legs and was about to jump on the ground to inspect his new home when he was picked up by the back of his neck.
"Walk softly." Tu You threw the king back on the sofa with a serious face, then stuffed the fruit plate into the king's arms, and turned on the TV, "Don't jump around."
The bar can't be opened, and there is a Tibetan fox living downstairs. It's hard to live this day!
Although it happened many years ago, Tu You still vaguely remembers the experience of the cub period.
Amidst the constant gunfire and screams, a soft-colored Tibetan fox stood among the blood-stained withered grass, looking down at him, showing its sharp teeth.
Recalling the childhood shadows, and thinking of the slightly indifferent face of the man just now, Tu You was so worried that he didn't even notice that the king ate the fruit plate.
"The store manager." The king burped, his belly bulging, "Will I be able to go to work tomorrow? Is there a uniform? Is board and lodging included? Can I have a look at the specific contract first?"
"Just think about it." Hearing the excited squeaks, Tu You, who hadn't calmed down yet, stretched out his hand and flicked the little hamster's forehead, "I haven't hired a single employee now."
It stands to reason that there are quite a few monsters with outstanding looks, but I don't know why, except for today's vixen with a brain full of yellow waste, few of the remaining applicants are good-looking.In "male, young and beautiful, and attractive", only the most basic "male" can be satisfied.
As if he knew what he was thinking, the king stretched his waist and spread it into a hamster cake again: "Isn't this nonsense, all the good-looking ones have made their debut, who will be the bartender at the bar?"
As he said that, the king raised his little head and pointed at the TV.
Tu You doesn't usually watch variety shows, but he knows the people on TV.To be more precise, he is familiar with the shy-smiling monster in the show.
As soon as you turn on the TV, you can see the other person's shy smile, even when you go out and take the subway, not to mention when you buy snacks in the supermarket.Tu You's favorite lollipop was endorsed by this monster, and it swept the market as soon as it was launched.
"It can't be seen that it's a tiger demon at all." Opening a lollipop, seeing the handsome young man smiling gently on the package of Girl's Heart, Tu You shook his head and stuffed the candy into his mouth.
"If you want me to tell you, the store manager, you are no worse than him!" The king belatedly realized that he had just pissed off the boss, and hurriedly came over to hug his thigh, "Even if you can't recruit other employees, the store manager's beauty is enough Enough!"
"I can take some photos for you! Let me find a few internet celebrities to come over and post a post, highlighting your appearance!" Looking at Tu You's appearance, the king nodded with satisfaction, "Fire the handsome boss who started from scratch. The story of the bar will definitely make money!"
With a lollipop in his mouth, Tu You wiped the saliva that sprayed the king on his face: "Are you very skilled?"
How can a teenage hamster cub be so familiar with hype.
"No, no..." Dawang scratched his non-existent neck guiltily, and slipped off Tu You's body, "When is dinner, store manager? I'm so hungry!"
Saying that, it sticks out its chubby buttocks very familiarly, and sprints into the kitchen.
Tu You ignored the king, sitting on the sofa and eating candy while thinking.The Tibetan fox downstairs seems to be a quiet one, and usually doesn't have much interaction except collecting rent.As long as he doesn't take the initiative to come to find trouble, the two of them will probably be able to live in peace until the other party moves away.
Bless the lollipop gods!Tu You bit the candy in his mouth indiscriminately, got up and went to rescue the kitchen.
Compared with the few rodent monsters in the building, the king seems to be particularly edible.After seeing this little brat ate another stainless steel basin unyieldingly, Tu You finally couldn't hold back, and slapped the king unconscious.
If he eats any more, his kitchen will be gone.
"How can you work if you don't eat enough..." Before fainting, the king tried hard to swallow the last mouthful, stared at Tu You with tears in his eyes, and then passed out after rolling his eyes.
Tu Youxin said that sending this kid to the orphanage might bankrupt the orphanage, so he should stay at home temporarily and go to the hospital tomorrow to see if he can cure his bulimia.
Even if it was a rodent monster, the king ate too much.
Guessing that he might have to go to the bar tomorrow, Tu You quickly washed up, fell on the bed and fell into a deep sleep.
Probably because of seeing that Tibetan fox today, he had a nightmare.
In the dream, the king also appeared on the screen. In the smoke of gunpowder, the little boy cried with snot and tears, and did not forget to stuff the cannonball next to him into his mouth.
That stuff can't be eaten!
Tu You suddenly woke up.
His back was covered in cold sweat, and he stared at the ceiling for a long time before realizing that it was just a nightmare.
He breathed a sigh of relief, turned over and prepared to go back to sleep, but found that the sound of chewing things extended from the dream to reality.
There were rustling sounds from the direction of the bathroom, mixed with the king's contented humming.
"My lord!" Already anticipating the tragedy, Tu You jumped up and rushed straight to the bathroom, "What are you doing!"
As soon as he stepped into the bathroom, Tu You felt that something was wrong.
The floor...seems like it shouldn't be this loose.
Before he could speak, he fell firmly amid the sound of concrete falling and the king's screams.
Under the bright bathroom light, the half-naked Zang Shiyi looked at the disheveled Tu You, then at the huddled king, and silently tightened the towel around his waist.
"I said boss, can't we take the elevator when the little landlord goes up?" After climbing five or six floors, Gang Yijing, who just pushed the last divine palm behind Rabbit Jing, couldn't help it, and simply sat down on his buttocks. On the ground, "Could the little landlord come here to check whether we have climbed the stairs?"
Rabbit Jing turned around with a gloomy face, her ears drooping to her shoulders: "Get up!"
Its ears still hurt!
Hearing this, Gang Hyena was unhappy, and waved his hoof and wanted to go to the elevator: "No matter! I won't climb anymore! I want to take the elevator!"
It doesn't believe that the small landlord has such leisure!
As soon as the voice fell, the sound of footsteps suddenly came from the stairs below.
My day!Really come!
Having seen how Tu You tied the rabbit’s ears into bows, Gang Man jumped up and shouted as he spread his hoofs up, “Come on! There are still more than [-] floors to go!”
Tu You couldn't care less about the monsters crowding in the stairwell, he only felt that this group of black guys blocking the road was an eyesore, and he didn't hear the loyal words of Gang Lijing: "Get out of the way! Don't block the way!"
In an instant, he had already climbed over the banister of the stairs with great agility, and ran all the way to the top floor.
The king, who was being pulled by the back of the neck, was foaming at the mouth: "The store manager! Why are you running away!"
Tu You didn't answer this question, and rushed upwards with all his strength.
The short burst of physical strength and fright made his eyes black, but those cold eyes still firmly occupied his mind, indifferently looking down at his hasty escape.
"Didn't catch up..." He ran to the highest floor in one breath, even the monster couldn't hold it, Tu You's legs were weak, and he slowly came out while holding onto the wall of the stairwell.
"Who is that guy?" Afraid of being thrown off, the king tightly hugged Tu You's arm with his two front paws, showing half of his head tremblingly, "Your enemy?"
Tu You panted heavily: "No, I don't know."
"Huh?" The king's cheeks puffed up, and Xiaoyuan's face became rounder, "Then why are you running?"
Tu You took a deep breath, did not answer the king's question, and reached into his pocket with shaking hands to find the key.
In the brief glimpse in the elevator, he didn't have time to take a closer look at the other person's appearance. He only remembered the pair of emotionless eyes and the real identity hidden under the human appearance.
A Tibetan fox.
Tu You shivered.
After finally turning the key out, his heartbeat gradually calmed down, and he inserted the key into the lock to open the door.
Then there was a light tap on the shoulder.
"Mr. Tu?" The other party's voice was low, "Li Qi said that the contract is here for you."
Tu You froze, only holding on to the door after hearing his uncle's name and reluctantly turning back.
Compared to Tu You, who ran away in a panic, the man's condition is obviously much better. After chasing to the top floor, he was out of breath and his face was not red. His delicate and beautiful face was still white: "Here."
The porcelain-like hands handed over a transparent folder.
Tu You, whose hands and feet were weak, couldn't reach out to pick it up. In the end, the king opened his mouth winkingly and grabbed the contract.
Seeing that the contract had been delivered, the man left calmly without saying a word or looking at Tu You.
"The store manager? The store manager?" With the folder in his mouth, Tu Youyi's chest drools as soon as the king opened his mouth, "He's gone!"
"I know..." After a long time, Tu You nodded weakly.
Why didn't the unlucky uncle tell him in advance that the new tenant is a Tibetan fox? !
"I said the store manager, they are all nationally protected animals, what are you afraid of him doing?"
Entering the room, the king consciously jumped on the sofa, hugged the biggest apple from the fruit plate, and gnawed it comfortably, completely forgetting that he was shaking into a ball just now: "This apple is delicious. !"
Not wanting to talk to the king, Tu You took out his mobile phone to denounce the unlucky uncle, but no one answered after calling several times.
After hanging up the phone, he clutched his heart that was about to jump out and flipped through the contract.
The name of the new tenant is very special, and there are three words written sharply in the signature:
Zang Shishi.
Monsters often use homonymous surnames for their human names, so although this surname is a bit uncommon, it is not surprising.
But this name is too random, it's almost the same as picking out a primary school mathematics textbook by hand.
But this is not what Tu You cares most about. What he cares about is the room rented by the new tenant.
Just downstairs from his house.
"What, what are you doing?" After Kacha Kacha finished eating the apple, the king kicked his legs and was about to jump on the ground to inspect his new home when he was picked up by the back of his neck.
"Walk softly." Tu You threw the king back on the sofa with a serious face, then stuffed the fruit plate into the king's arms, and turned on the TV, "Don't jump around."
The bar can't be opened, and there is a Tibetan fox living downstairs. It's hard to live this day!
Although it happened many years ago, Tu You still vaguely remembers the experience of the cub period.
Amidst the constant gunfire and screams, a soft-colored Tibetan fox stood among the blood-stained withered grass, looking down at him, showing its sharp teeth.
Recalling the childhood shadows, and thinking of the slightly indifferent face of the man just now, Tu You was so worried that he didn't even notice that the king ate the fruit plate.
"The store manager." The king burped, his belly bulging, "Will I be able to go to work tomorrow? Is there a uniform? Is board and lodging included? Can I have a look at the specific contract first?"
"Just think about it." Hearing the excited squeaks, Tu You, who hadn't calmed down yet, stretched out his hand and flicked the little hamster's forehead, "I haven't hired a single employee now."
It stands to reason that there are quite a few monsters with outstanding looks, but I don't know why, except for today's vixen with a brain full of yellow waste, few of the remaining applicants are good-looking.In "male, young and beautiful, and attractive", only the most basic "male" can be satisfied.
As if he knew what he was thinking, the king stretched his waist and spread it into a hamster cake again: "Isn't this nonsense, all the good-looking ones have made their debut, who will be the bartender at the bar?"
As he said that, the king raised his little head and pointed at the TV.
Tu You doesn't usually watch variety shows, but he knows the people on TV.To be more precise, he is familiar with the shy-smiling monster in the show.
As soon as you turn on the TV, you can see the other person's shy smile, even when you go out and take the subway, not to mention when you buy snacks in the supermarket.Tu You's favorite lollipop was endorsed by this monster, and it swept the market as soon as it was launched.
"It can't be seen that it's a tiger demon at all." Opening a lollipop, seeing the handsome young man smiling gently on the package of Girl's Heart, Tu You shook his head and stuffed the candy into his mouth.
"If you want me to tell you, the store manager, you are no worse than him!" The king belatedly realized that he had just pissed off the boss, and hurriedly came over to hug his thigh, "Even if you can't recruit other employees, the store manager's beauty is enough Enough!"
"I can take some photos for you! Let me find a few internet celebrities to come over and post a post, highlighting your appearance!" Looking at Tu You's appearance, the king nodded with satisfaction, "Fire the handsome boss who started from scratch. The story of the bar will definitely make money!"
With a lollipop in his mouth, Tu You wiped the saliva that sprayed the king on his face: "Are you very skilled?"
How can a teenage hamster cub be so familiar with hype.
"No, no..." Dawang scratched his non-existent neck guiltily, and slipped off Tu You's body, "When is dinner, store manager? I'm so hungry!"
Saying that, it sticks out its chubby buttocks very familiarly, and sprints into the kitchen.
Tu You ignored the king, sitting on the sofa and eating candy while thinking.The Tibetan fox downstairs seems to be a quiet one, and usually doesn't have much interaction except collecting rent.As long as he doesn't take the initiative to come to find trouble, the two of them will probably be able to live in peace until the other party moves away.
Bless the lollipop gods!Tu You bit the candy in his mouth indiscriminately, got up and went to rescue the kitchen.
Compared with the few rodent monsters in the building, the king seems to be particularly edible.After seeing this little brat ate another stainless steel basin unyieldingly, Tu You finally couldn't hold back, and slapped the king unconscious.
If he eats any more, his kitchen will be gone.
"How can you work if you don't eat enough..." Before fainting, the king tried hard to swallow the last mouthful, stared at Tu You with tears in his eyes, and then passed out after rolling his eyes.
Tu Youxin said that sending this kid to the orphanage might bankrupt the orphanage, so he should stay at home temporarily and go to the hospital tomorrow to see if he can cure his bulimia.
Even if it was a rodent monster, the king ate too much.
Guessing that he might have to go to the bar tomorrow, Tu You quickly washed up, fell on the bed and fell into a deep sleep.
Probably because of seeing that Tibetan fox today, he had a nightmare.
In the dream, the king also appeared on the screen. In the smoke of gunpowder, the little boy cried with snot and tears, and did not forget to stuff the cannonball next to him into his mouth.
That stuff can't be eaten!
Tu You suddenly woke up.
His back was covered in cold sweat, and he stared at the ceiling for a long time before realizing that it was just a nightmare.
He breathed a sigh of relief, turned over and prepared to go back to sleep, but found that the sound of chewing things extended from the dream to reality.
There were rustling sounds from the direction of the bathroom, mixed with the king's contented humming.
"My lord!" Already anticipating the tragedy, Tu You jumped up and rushed straight to the bathroom, "What are you doing!"
As soon as he stepped into the bathroom, Tu You felt that something was wrong.
The floor...seems like it shouldn't be this loose.
Before he could speak, he fell firmly amid the sound of concrete falling and the king's screams.
Under the bright bathroom light, the half-naked Zang Shiyi looked at the disheveled Tu You, then at the huddled king, and silently tightened the towel around his waist.
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