don't pull my short legs

"Put me down! Let me go!"

Being held in mid-air by pinching the nape of the neck, the hamster kicked its short legs desperately: "I'm going to call the police!"

"You paid for it!" Looking at the half-eaten desk and the empty door, Tu You said with a grim face, "I just asked your parents to come over and pay for it!"

The reputation that rodent monsters can eat is well known among monsters, and Tu You knows it.But he didn't expect this little cub to be so edible!

If he hadn't looked at the other party's childish appearance, he would have thrown the round-bellied guy out of the window long ago!

With his body hanging in the air and being grabbed by the back of the neck, the hamster spirit was dizzy: "Don't shake! Don't shake!"

"What's your parents' phone number?" Tu You was never soft on the brat, so he simply shook it twice.

The little boy in his hand suddenly stopped struggling.

The hamster essence's dark eyes were wide open, his cheeks were tense, his little paws that were waving in the air were holding his mouth tightly, and his little furry face was flushed.

Tu You was taken aback for a moment, his body reacted instinctively, he strode to the window sill, and stretched out his arms straight out.

"Ouch—" the hamster spirit couldn't bear it anymore.

"Who the hell is so wicked!" The vixen yelled and cursed from downstairs, and after two seconds the voice suddenly rose, "Fuck! Don't vomit! Don't vomit!!!"

"I told you not to shake me..."

After throwing up all the eaten door panels and table legs, the hamster spirit slumped on the half of the remaining desk, his limbs stretched out, like a hamster cake: "I'm too eager to eat... ...."

Tu You pinched his nose and closed the window, and sent away the vixen who had suffered an indiscriminate disaster with a stack of banknotes, and then returned to the desk with a straight face: "How long have you not eaten?"

Hearing the word "rice", the hamster's eyes lit up instantly, and he jumped up from the table, counted back and forth several times with his little paws, looked up and said sincerely: "Three hours and 24 minutes."

Tu You: "..."

There are also a few rodent monsters in his building, and he usually orders food by the hour, and his reputation is second to none among the food delivery boys around him.It seems that the little boy in front of him already has the demeanor of a general at a young age.

"Your parents' phone number." Seeing that it was getting dark, Tu You didn't bother to argue with the little boy.They are all living in the human world. Rodent monsters eat a lot and spend a lot of money. It is not easy to raise such a child. "Tell them to take you home."

Hearing what he said, the hamster flinched and rolled himself into a ball, only showing a pair of watery eyes.

"Hurry up." Tu You held up the phone, "Before I don't want to send you to the Monster Management Bureau, hey—"

The hamster ball curled up even more aggrieved, its furry ears trembled, and then the sockets of its eyes turned red.

Is it popular to beat back these days?

Tu You stared dumbfounded at the hamster spirit who was wiping away tears: "Why are you crying?"

The little boy didn't answer his words, he lingered for a long time, looked up at him, and whispered aggrievedly: "I don't have parents."

Tu You was taken aback.

"I'm very capable! I can be a paper shredder and unravel balls of yarn!" Before he could say anything, the hamster stretched out his small paws and grabbed his arm tightly, his dark eyes were full of pleading expressions, "Smart and clever!" Less... er... not too much! Manager Tu, think about me?"

At this time, Tu You noticed the "resume" on the desk.

I don't know where this kid got the A4 paper. There are four small black paw prints on it, and there is a round mark next to the paw prints.

Unexpectedly, the other party would come out to ask for a living at such a young age, Tu You was very moved, and said decisively: "No."

"..." The hamster was just about to rub Xiaoyuan's face against him, but froze when he heard this, "Huh?"

Why is it different from what you said?

"You are too young." Tu You crumpled up the A4 paper and threw it into the trash can without hesitation. "It is illegal to recruit child labor."

As he said that, he pulled the hamster spirit away from his little paw and rubbed his round head: "I can't hire you."

But after all, they are both monsters, Tu You thought, although he can't recruit this little guy, it's okay to take him in for two or three days.

You can't leave a cub without a father or a mother.

Just like human orphanages, the Monster Management Bureau has set up a monster orphanage, where barren monsters will go to adopt little monsters.Tu You plans to take the hamster home first, and take time to register with the orphanage, which can be regarded as accumulating merit for himself.

It was a rare and kind time, when Tu You was planning tomorrow's itinerary in his mind, he suddenly caught a glimpse of the hamster standing on the desk with a fierce look in his eyes.

"If you don't hire me, I'll sue you for child abduction!" The little brat, who was crying so hard before, puffed up his chest and waved his short hands desperately, "Also...and you buy sex | Love service! I saw that vixen take off his clothes!"

Why is it so difficult to do a good deed these days?

Tu You thought so expressionlessly, and picked up the little boy.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa than the world in front of you! Stop it! Stop it!"

Thinking that there was a new tenant today, he threw the hamster essence back and forth five or six times in the air, and Tu You stopped.

The hamster spirit, who was so tidied up that he didn't dare to make a sound, sat obediently in the co-pilot, covering himself with the seat belt, for fear of looking at Tu You more than once.

"I'll take you to the hospital for a physical examination tomorrow." While waiting for the red light, Tu You glanced at the little brat who was huddled together, "Got it?"

Hearing this, the hamster nodded timidly.

"What's your name?" The green light turned on, and Tu You stepped on the accelerator.

The little boy took a look at him, and honestly hugged his seat belt tightly: "My lord."

What a bad name, Tu You complained.

A hamster that was no bigger than his palm when spread flat was actually called Dawang.If the tiger spirit hears about it, he might die laughing.

"You can't eat the door panels and the table. If you eat too much, you won't be able to digest it." But Tu You didn't say much. He planned to go back to the rodent monsters in the building later to ask for some food.Anyway, the older ones ate a lot, so it would be no problem to share some with the same kind.

The real estate is located in the new urban area of ​​J City. It has developed well in the past few years, and the house price has also risen accordingly.Relying on rent collection, Tu You has already saved a lot of money, which is enough for him to open a modest bar and fulfill his dream of becoming a demon.

Holding the back of the king's neck with one hand and putting the other in his pocket, Tu You, who had parked his car, walked into the lobby on the first floor.

"Brother Tu!" The two snake spirit brothers in the guard room nodded at him, "Thank you for your hard work!"

"How many times have I told you not to put the sloughed skin outside." Tu You pointed to the snake slough piled up in the corner, "You were punished to death by someone from the administration!"

"I'll sell it on the black market tomorrow!" The little snake among the brothers stuck out its forked tongue, and said courteously, "I'll give you your share when it's sold!"

"Don't say you are in arrears with rent so confidently." Tu You carried the king towards the elevator.

Several monsters waiting for the elevator in the lobby were chirping and chatting. When they saw Tu You approaching, they collectively squeezed out bright smiles at him as if seeing their own mother.

Then they stopped talking.

The king who was carried blinked his eyes.

"That...Brother Tu." In the end, Rabbit Spirit, who was pushed out by the other monsters with all his might, closed his eyes and said as if dying, "Is the rent delayed for two days?"

These few monsters, Tu You, have long been recorded in their notebooks. They are all professional households in arrears of rent, and they have never paid their rent on time.The only way to deduct money from them is by beating.

"The ears are alright?" So he brushed the broken hair on his forehead, and responded with an amiable smile.

The ears on the rabbit's head popped out with a "pop".

The monsters took a big step back collectively very wisely, leaving the rabbit spirit at the front line of the battle.

"Business is not doing well lately..." Before he could care about his partner's betrayal, Rabbit Jing covered his ears tremblingly, and muttered softly, "You know, when you are sleepy in spring, tired in autumn, nap in summer, and cold in winter... ..."

What day of the year is not suitable for going out to work!

Tu You raised his eyebrows.

According to the usual style, he should tie a strong bow on this guy's ears now, but there are still underage monsters present, and violent rent collection will teach children badly.

"You guys take the stairs." After thinking for a while, Tu You took two steps towards the elevator and pouted towards the stairwell behind him.

The monsters living on the [-]th floor: "..."

"Shop manager! You are amazing!" Seeing the monsters line up into the stairwell dejectedly, the king held his face in his little paws and shot star eyes at Tu You.

"I won't hire you." After having dealt with the Monster Management Bureau several times, Tu You, who had seen the other party's thunderous tactics, was determined not to go overboard, "If you want to eat tonight, just shut up obediently now."

The king lowered his head listlessly.

While waiting for the elevator, Tu You glanced at the wall clock in the lobby, counting the time, the new tenant should have arrived, but he didn't receive a call.

He doesn't like such tenants, a good tenant should be on time.Such as paying rent on time, paying rent on time, and paying rent on time.

Thinking so in my heart, the elevator came down with a ding dong.

The metal door slid open slowly.

There is already a person in the smooth mirrored elevator.

Even though it was a sweltering midsummer, the clothes on the other party were still neatly dressed layer by layer.

The well-tailored black suit complemented his slender figure, and the handmade silver cufflinks shone slightly, reflecting the original white knuckles as delicate as white porcelain.

The long ink-like hair was loosely scattered behind the tall and straight shoulders, and a few soft locks fell on the side of the face, outlining a delicate and unfeminine line.

The man has deep eyebrows, fine stars are contained in the deep pupils, and the shimmering light is reflected by the mirror several times, forming a cold and indifferent galaxy.