don't pull my short legs

J City in July is as hot as being roasted on fire.

The scorching sun forced most people to retreat in the air-conditioned room, and Tu You was no exception.

The temperature of the air conditioner has been adjusted to the lowest level, and he bit the lollipop in his mouth, trying to calm himself down.

"Next!" Taking a deep breath, Tu You raised his voice.

Interviews have been going on all day, and the trash can is overflowing with resumes.

And he still hasn't hired a new employee.

This time, the person who opened the door was a young boy with fair skin, with a weak appearance and a pair of black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose. He looked like a typical good student.

Tu You flipped through the resume in his hand, then raised his eyes to look at the other person's face, took three deep breaths, and then tried to be pleasant and said: "It is illegal to recruit child labor."

This kid doesn't even look 16 years old!

Hearing this, the good student was taken aback for a moment, then smiled shyly, revealing two cute little canine teeth.

Then he reached out to unbutton his shirt.

"What are you doing!" The sugar in Tu You's mouth clicked twice, "Stop it!"

The little boy turned his head to look at him, but the movements of his hands didn't stop at all.While quickly taking off his clothes, he pouted at the job advertisement on the desk, his small mouth was bright red, and his voice was soft and waxy, "Apply."

The ad with a simple design is printed with the words "We are looking for a bartender and waiter", and next to the "Salary negotiable" on the second line, a paw print of an unknown animal clearly lands on it.

Ordinary humans probably only regard this paw print as a meaningless decoration, but those who are knowledgeable understand that this is a special way of communication for monsters living in the human world.

"This is a formal place for me!" Tu You hurriedly raised his hand to stop the little vixen who had obviously misunderstood, "What are you thinking!"

The vixen narrowed his eyes, and the wet corners of his eyes under the black-framed glasses smeared a blush.He stretched out the tip of his pink tongue and licked his lips lightly: "Don't mind, Boss Tu, how clearly your advertisement says——"

On the back of the leaflet, the text that humans cannot understand expresses the request succinctly:

Male monsters, young and beautiful, with attractive looks are preferred.

"Who doesn't want to recruit some good-looking ones!" Tu You gritted his teeth as he looked at the little vixen and wanted to take it off, "You don't know the rules above? You must obey the law! If you mess around again, I'll call your parents !"

The vixen pouted.

In modern society, after humans, a seemingly weak but powerful race, ruled the world, after several discussions, monsters and humans signed an agreement:

In order to protect the safety of ordinary human beings and create a beautiful and harmonious society.But all monsters living in human settlements must go to the countryside to hide their identities, live according to the human way of life, and at the same time be restricted by human laws.

So sex|sex trading is of course not acceptable.

"Boss Tu, you are too timid!" Reluctantly putting on his clothes back, the vixen muttered in a low voice, "How can a timid make money!"

"You should think about it when you are sent to the juvenile prison!" Tu You took out a new lollipop and began to peel off the wrapper, and threw the resume into the trash can, "By the way, call the next one for me!"

"First of all, I'm over 200 years old!" Seeing his resume being thrown into the trash can, the vixen rolled his eyes angrily, and stood up reluctantly: "Secondly, there is still a scorpion and a scorpion left outside the door." Old tree demon, who do you want me to call you?"

Tu You: "..."

After half an hour.

Kicked away the thousand-year-old dryad who was lying on the ground pretending to have a heart attack and tried to forcefully touch the porcelain because he failed to cheat the employee's insurance. Tu You reached into his pocket and found that he had smashed the last lollipop to try He is so strong that he is the overlord.

What the hell are these things? !

After more than a month of interviews, Tu You, who hadn't hired a single employee, was so angry that he wanted to hit someone.

"Eldest nephew! Are you done with your work there!" It was so hard to die, at this time, his uncle who was always on the verge of seeing the beginning and the end called again, "There is a new tenant coming tonight, you can arrange it!"

"Got it, got it." The room was filled with the smell of rotting branches and leaves left by the old tree demon just now when it rolled around, and Tu You was so dizzy from the smoke that he walked out while answering the phone.

As soon as I went out, the heat wave hit my face.

Looking up at the signboard of the bar, Tu You sighed.

As the second monster out of the mountains in a small town in the mountains, he followed his uncle to J city for two years.

In view of its status as an international metropolis, City J not only attracts many struggling young humans, but also attracts many monsters like Tu You who are eager to try the human world.

Since he has no ordinary human skills, he has been staying in the property under his uncle's name for the past two years and living by collecting rent from monsters.Although half of the money for the building was paid by his father, he is also known for collecting rent.But Tu You's ambition is obviously not to be a rent-collecting landlord.

"Boss Tu!" The vixen who was kicked out by him just now was squatting on the side of the road and eating ice cream. Seeing him coming out, he kept waving, "Are you still hiring! I'll pack up and come to work tomorrow!"

Looking at the other party's fluffy tail that was exposed because of being too excited, Tu You shook his head sadly.

Too bad, he thought, no wonder humans ruled the world.

When he first came out of the mountains, his uncle took him to travel around, which is called broadening his horizons, and then the uncle and nephew went to a famous cowherd shop in a certain island country next door.

The experience of that night deeply shocked the soul of Tu You, a country monster. The gleaming silver powder on the dance floor stained the naked ankles of the waiters, and the light cast from the dome illuminated the men's bare chest muscles. Clearly.

Screams and laughter followed one after another, bottles of champagne were opened one after another, and the dizzying smell of perfume filled the room.

Customers swiped their credit cards over and over again without hesitation, paying astonishingly high prices for the handsome cowherd.

Tu You, holding a glass of sugar-free orange juice in his hand, was stunned.

Before that, he always thought that only monsters could make human beings fascinated.But surrounded by men and women are clearly human beings.

Since then, a wish has been buried in Tu You's heart.

He also wants to reach the peak of the demon life by brushing his face!

But after all, the environment is different, and there is no serious name in Huaguo Niulangdian.Tu You didn't want to fight against the Monster Administration, so he simply targeted ordinary bars.

Recruit some young and beautiful monsters to attract customers with their outstanding appearance.As long as they can make money, it proves that their monsters are still very promising!

But now... Seeing the vixen next to him licking the ice cream stick fiercely, Tu You turned around sullenly and prepared to go back to the office.

The world is getting worse, and those who come to apply for the job are either monsters who are full of yellow waste and try to sleep and subdue humans by illegal means.Or a rogue like the old dryad who does nothing to deceive and deceive.

Where have all the spirits of the monsters gone!

Could it be that they can no longer conquer humans with their faces? !

Thinking about the new tenant, Tu You sluggishly walked upstairs, ignoring the yelling of the vixen behind him.

"You must be sick." The vixen sucked on the ice cream stick, "a rabbit wants to steal our business every day, tsk."

Tu You, who had already gone upstairs, didn't know that he was being complained about. After a tiring day, he just wanted to pack up and go back.

Turning the corner, Tu You was taken aback.

When he just went out, in order to improve the atmosphere spoiled by the old tree demon, he locked the door and turned on the indoor ventilation fan.

But now the door of the office is wide open, standing at the stairs, he can directly see the window sill with green plants.

No, not right.Staring at the door frame for two or three seconds, Tu You noticed something strange.

The metal hinges were empty, and the edge of the door panel could not be seen beside the door frame.

The door is gone!

Tu You's body immediately tensed up, his pupils locked tightly, and he assumed a defensive posture.

However, he didn't feel any threat, and there was no strong smell of monsters in the air.It is definitely not an ordinary person who may directly tear down a metal door.

Staring at the scratches on the door frame that looked like tooth marks, Tu You, who was suffocated because of the recruitment, clenched his fists.

There are robbers in broad daylight?

Having experienced countless battles, beating and crying countless monsters who tried to maliciously default on the rent, Tu You didn't pay attention to the guy who came into the house at all.

Clenched his fists and rattled, he stepped into the office with one step.

The first thing that catches the eye is only a small half of the desk left.

The desk is a high-quality pear wood desk that he dragged back from the antique market.Now most of the table top is gone, and two legs are missing.The pitted tooth marks were printed on the table legs with the creaking sound.

The other party obviously has a good set of teeth.

As if sensing someone coming in, the creaking stopped.

Tu You stared fixedly at the desk.

In the suffocating silence, the table legs swayed, revealing a round and furry belly behind.

Then, a pair of small pink claws hugged the table leg and folded it in half effortlessly.

A hamster whose belly was round after eating gave him a wary look, opened its mouth quickly, sent half of the table leg into its mouth with a click, and then burped loudly and long.