Master, your apprentice has fallen into a demon again

Life is not easy, the cat sighed.

After Su Baili sighed, he suddenly thought of something.Shang'er and the shit-shoveling officer seem to be about the same age, does that mean that Shang'er will also face the troubles of puberty?

well!There is no physiology class in the world of comprehension, these children don't understand anything, I hope it won't cause them any panic.

Although Su Baili thought so, he didn't take this matter to heart.

But the next day, the shit shovel officer didn't even go out, and hid in the room for a whole day.

On the third day, the shit-shoveling officer still didn't go out, Su Baili shook his head helplessly, what's the matter?As for not going out for three days, not even eating?

this kid...

Su Baili had no choice but to take advantage of his free time to teach the senior apprentice a new technique, and told him to call the shit-shoveling officer out.

Jiang Xiaonian called Yin Wushang out. After two days of psychological training, Yin Wushang finally recovered his mind, but when he saw the master, his face turned red, his mind was muddled, and he was flustered , Soft-handed and soft-footed.

Learning some grappling techniques was even more distracting, completely forgot to resist, and kept throwing himself into Su Baili's arms in a daze.

Su Baili insisted on teaching it eight times, but he didn't learn it.

Su Baili was finally annoyed, raised his hand and knocked on his forehead violently: "My teacher is teaching you the technique of grappling, not the technique of throwing a net."

"Junior brother is so stupid, he only knows how to bump into Master's arms." Jiang Xiaonian laughed arrogantly at the side.

Yin Wushang glared at him, then turned his peripheral vision to the master who hated iron and steel, and lowered his head in embarrassment while covering his forehead that hurt from the beating, but the tips of his ears turned red again.

Su Baili only thought that if he scolded him, he would be so ashamed.

Immediately, his heart softened for no reason, and he said to the eldest apprentice: "Shang'er, teach him again."

"Yes."

Jiang Xiaonian took Su Baili's place to teach Yin Wushang.

But Yin Wushang seemed to have suddenly enlightened, and he no longer threw himself into Jiang Xiaonian's arms. His movements were neat and neat. After dodging the attack on his side, he immediately grabbed Jiang Xiaonian's arm with his backhand, threw him on the ground, and locked him up. his throat.

Jiang Xiaonian who just laughed at Yin Wushang's stupidity: "???"

Don't bring such a slap in the face!

Su Baili was also depressed for a while, why?My own master is not as good as the big apprentice?

I taught it a few times but I didn't learn it. The big apprentice taught it once?

grass!Not so hurtful.

***

Four days later, the spaceship returned to the sect, and the days passed peacefully as usual.

The only special thing is that Su Baili asked the excrement shovel officer to accompany them to Liyun Palace for dinner, because in this way, he can eat in a fair and aboveboard manner without being cursed.

Jiang Xiaonian was a little unhappy, every time he saw that the master only ate the food made by Yin Wushang instead of the food made by himself, he was so angry that he wanted to explode.

Therefore, every time Jiang Xiaonian practiced at the peak, he would make some small trips.

Su Bai was so disinterested that he couldn't see the tit-for-tat between the two apprentices. He sat under the phoenix tree, while feeding the fire sparrow, while watching the two apprentices fight, but felt that the years were peaceful.

Until half a year later, the quietness of time was shattered, and Luoxia Peak was completely destroyed.

Things have to start from a month ago.

Su Baili still remembered that it was raining that day, the rain was heavy, as if a hole had opened in the sky, the rainwater covered the sky, and the glazed tiles were clanging and clanging.

He was sitting in the side hall drinking tea, the green and clear tea was pleasing to the eye, and the tea leaves were flying up and down in the water.

The tea is delivered by the branch, and the top-quality Yunwujian is brewed with the Lingquan water in the back mountain, and the whole side hall is full of tea fragrance.

Su Baili was muttering: Rainy weather and tea really go together best.

Disciple Sansao, who had been taking care of the big apprentice, suddenly came over quietly.

"Xianjun, regarding the elder brother, the disciple has something to report."

What about Shang'er?What can he do?

Su Baili put down the tea in his hand, put away his laziness, looked at the little disciple and said, "If you have anything, just talk about it."

When Su Baili was recruiting his first apprentice, he was extremely attentive. After all, he knew that he was the villain of the original book, so he must have made plans early.

So I ordered the people who served him to come and report immediately if they found something wrong with him, and this little disciple was one of them.

The little disciple said cautiously: "When I was cleaning up the room of the big brother, I found that there were medicine residues in his garbage bucket. I think this matter is not trivial, so I still have to tell the fairy."

Su Baili was taken aback, medicine dregs?

Is the big apprentice sick?

He said: "Show me the dregs of the medicine."

The little disciple wrapped the collected medicinal residues in a handkerchief respectfully and presented them to Su Baili with both hands.

Su Baili sniffed it, but he didn't get a general idea of ​​the smell, but looking at the black and finely divided things, it was indeed the dregs of medicine that had survived.

"Are you sure it was taken out of Shang'er's trash can?"

"Sure, the disciple dare not lie."

Of course Su Baili believed in him, no one in Luoxia Peak would dare to lie to him, let alone such a young disciple who was cleaning.

He frowned, put away the dregs of the medicine, and said to the little disciple seriously: "You are not allowed to mention this matter to anyone, not anyone."

"As ordered."

"Go down."

Seeing him exiting the side hall, Su Baili stared at the medicine dregs and remained silent for a long time.

What happened to Shang'er?I see him every day, and I didn't find any injuries on his body.

That being the case, why did he secretly take the medicine without telling his master?

Could it be... is there some unspeakable hidden disease?

……

Su Baili really guessed right, Jiang Xiaonian did have an unspeakable hidden disease.

At the beginning, Su Baili was the reader of "Ni Xian", and Jiang Xiaonian was the author of "Ni Xian".

The reader and the author scolded and cursed each other across the network cable, and all the curses came true.

The master worn by Su Baili cannot be OOC, while the protagonist worn by Jiang Xiaonian cannot be hardened.Being a man and not being able to be hard is a shame and can't be tolerated.

Of course, Jiang Xiaonian wouldn't sit still, it would take some time to practice magic skills, so he tried to drink various medicines first.

This kind of thing can't be told to others, so he can only drink it secretly, keeping it from everyone.

But I never thought that I was discovered by the little disciple who was sweeping beside me, so the scene just now appeared.

***

Su Baili thought about it but couldn't figure it out, and he couldn't ask the big apprentice directly, so he carefully packed the medicine residue into his cuff and sneaked to the medicine refining peak in the rain.

After finding Elder Li who specialized in refining medicine and was quite upright, Su Baili pulled him to a corner with few people.

"What's the big deal? Let Qingwu Immortal Lord come to find Elder Ben despite such heavy rain?" Seeing that his body was full of moisture, Elder Li couldn't help but look serious, and asked worriedly.

"It's not a big deal." Su Baili took out the dregs of the medicine, saw that there was no one around, and then carefully handed it to him.

"Please help me, elder, what is this medicine for?"

Elder Li looked at the dregs of the medicine, pinched his nose and smelled it, then looked Su Baili up and down, and suddenly stared at a certain part of his lower body, with a weird smile on his face.

Su Baili was laughed so maliciously that his scalp was numb, and he couldn't help covering his little brother with his hands.

"Why do you keep staring at me?"

Elder Li didn't answer him directly, but asked instead: "Are you drinking this medicine?"

"Of course not." Su Baili shook his head immediately.

"Who is that?" Elder Li smiled and narrowed his eyes. "If you don't tell me, I won't tell you what kind of medicine it is?"

Seeing his attitude, Su Baili knew that this medicine should not be a good thing, but he didn't want his apprentice to be stigmatized, so he deliberately lied to him: "To be honest, this medicine dregs are from Ye Bugui. It was dug out of the garbage bin."

Elder Li was taken aback for a moment, but then he laughed even more happily. He didn't doubt Su Baili's words, because Su Baili and Ye Bugui were rivals, and the story of fighting when they met had already spread throughout the sect.

So he didn't have the slightest doubt about Su Baili's turning over the leaves and not returning them to the trash can, he just thought that the Qingwu Immortal Lord wanted to catch the leaves not returning.

He said: "Shen Yuan Xianjun drank it? No wonder, he still lied to me brazenly, saying that he drank it seventeen times a night, so it was only seventeen times by drinking this thing, this liar."

Su Baili heard the signs, but hesitantly asked: "What kind of medicine is it? Tell me."

Elder Li pulled Su Baili over, covered his mouth with his hands, and whispered: "Strengthening/yang medicine."

Su Baili: "???"

"Do you understand strong/yang medicine?" Elder Li smiled wrinkled all over his face, like a blooming chrysanthemum. "Specializing in the treatment of impotence, premature ejaculation or failure to ejaculate."

Su Baili: "..."

Elder Li: "Oh, I didn't expect it! Thanks to him, Immortal Shen Yuan still claims to be romantic and runs to the Hehuan Sect every day, but he didn't expect that... Hahaha..."

Su Baili's whole body was about to crack, and he smiled with Elder Li with a stiff face, and then ignited the fire in his palm, and burned the medicine dregs.

Fearing that Ye Bugui would take revenge on him, Su Baili dared to hold Elder Li tightly and said, "You know Ye Bugui's temper, I don't want you to spread it indiscriminately."

"Yes, I understand."

"Then this matter, God knows, you know, I know!"

"Don't worry, no third person will know."

After receiving repeated assurances from Elder Li, Su Baili secretly went back to Liyun Hall, still sitting in the side hall, still holding the expensive cup of Yunwujian.

But the tea was already cold, and he was out of his mind.

It turned out to be an aphrodisiac?

What the apprentice secretly drank turned out to be a strong/yang medicine?

Su Baili was a little bald, he thought of all kinds of hidden diseases, but he didn't expect it to be this one.

Why does the big apprentice take strong/yang medicine?He won't lift it?Premature/ejaculation?

I don't know what came to mind, Su Baili's face turned pale.

Yin Wushang, the villain in the original book, has never fallen in love with anyone, never been nice to anyone, and never slept with anyone.

I didn't think much of it when I first saw it, but now...

Su Baili was a little flustered. In the original book, after the villain became a demon king, there was no bed warmer in the harem. He didn't practice the ruthless way. How could there be no sex for hundreds of years?So whatever the outcome, we have to solve it.

So in the final analysis, is it because he can't do it?

grass!What kind of human suffering is this?

Su Baili thought that he had discovered the truth, and was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat.

That's horrible!

His big apprentice is so well-behaved and good-looking, why doesn't he/raise him?

Shang'er's blackening in the first place must have been due to this aspect, after all, this is a physical defect, and if it is not handled well, it is very easy to be anti-social.

Thinking about it this way, Su Baili felt sorry for the eldest apprentice even more. He hid in the room and took the medicine secretly, which had to bear a lot of psychological pressure.

So Su Baili rummaged through boxes and cabinets, found a lot of ingredients for nourishing kidney and strengthening yang, and went to the back kitchen to cook rice and porridge by himself.

After all, medicine is three-point poisonous, and food supplements are better than medicine supplements.

***

During lunch, the master and apprentice sat together again.

Su Baili brought out the medicinal porridge he made himself, and pretended to be casual, "Shang'er, do you like porridge?"

Jiang Xiaonian smelled the strange smell in the porridge, frowned and said, "I don't like it."

Su Baili froze, why is this kid so out of touch?

He said in displeasure, "I boiled it myself for the teacher."

"Master boiled it by himself?" Jiang Xiaonian's eyes lit up, staring at the bowl of porridge.

Even Yin Wushang, who was absent-minded just now, has watched it, with a look of great interest and eagerness to try.

"Well, I cooked it myself for the teacher." Su Baili moved the bowl of porridge to Jiang Xiaonian, concealed the worry in his eyes, and said without a trace: "Try it, if it doesn't taste bad, eat it all. "

Jiang Xiaonian took a sip, the strange taste made him frowned, but he still had a smile on his face, and said without conscience: "It's not bad, it's not bad, I like it very much."

Master actually cooks for himself, so he knew that Master doted on him, so he had to drink up all the porridge, and he couldn't live up to Master's painstaking efforts.

While drinking the porridge, Jiang Xiaonian still looked at Yin Wushang provocatively, deliberately smacking his lips and tongue while drinking the porridge, as if it was super delicious.

Yin Wushang's eyes turned hot. After hesitating for a moment, he looked at Su Baili with some grievances. He bravely smiled and said cautiously, "Master, I don't have a good appetite today, and I also want to drink porridge."

"No more." Su Baili shook his head without even thinking about it. He only made one bowl of porridge, so there was indeed no more.

But having said that, even if there is, I dare not give it to the shit shovel officer.There is a lot of kidney-tonifying medicine in this porridge, and the excrement shovel officer has nowhere to vent his anger these few nights. If he drinks it again, will he still have it at night?

All night long, I only need to take a shower and change the sheets and quilts.

Yin Wushang didn't know the reason for this, he just thought that the master was treating them differently.

He was a little sad, the table was obviously full of delicious food, but he also felt that he had no appetite.

In his eyes, the food on this table is not worth the bowl of porridge in Jiang Xiaonian's hand.

Because it was boiled by Master, Master personally boiled it...

The smile on the corners of Yin Wushang's lips was a little stiff, his black eyes were dark, and his mood dropped to the bottom.

In the past, he obviously didn't care so much, but recently, for some reason, he has become more and more cautious.

Even though it was a trivial matter like a bowl of porridge, he still felt particularly wronged, a stuffy air stuck in his chest, and he felt extremely uncomfortable.

***

Su Baili didn't know what he was thinking, he only focused on the illness of the eldest apprentice.

Early the next morning, when the apprentice was going to do morning exercises, Su Baili sneaked into his room, and everything turned out as expected.

The big apprentice's room was clean, there was no extra soft paper in the grocery bucket, no dirty sheets and duvet covers in the bathtub, and no changed underwear.

Su Bai was panicked and felt even more uncomfortable.

He boiled such a nourishing porridge yesterday, but after the big apprentice finished eating, he didn't even get a spring/meng?

Don't give a real hammer.

After he sighed, he went to the top of the peak to instruct his two disciples to practice by himself, then turned around and sneaked to the Zangshu Pavilion of the sect.

***

As soon as Su Baili left, Jiang Xiaonian and Yin Wushang began to confront each other.

"Junior brother, I am too proficient in the spells taught by Master yesterday, why don't we both do it?"

"Right on my mind."

Jiang Xiaonian was angry that Shizun only ate the dishes made by Yin Wushang, while Yin Wushang was jealous that Jiang Xiaonian ate the porridge made by Shizun himself.

Therefore, in the name of exchanging ideas, while Su Baili was not around, the two fought with real knives and guns at the top of Luoxia Peak.

***

Su Baili didn't know anything about the fire in the backyard. He was looking for the Pharmacopoeia in the Library Pavilion, trying to find out the magic medicine for the golden gun.

There are indeed many precious collections in Zangshu Pavilion. After searching for a long time, he finally found the magic medicine to cure infertility.

There is a black-haired tiger in the territory of Nanmo, and the tiger penis is taken from it.Caesar has the White Wolf King, and he took the wolf kidney.Take it orally after soaking in millennium Ganoderma lucidum wine, it can be used a hundred times a night, and the golden gun will not fall.

Su Baili's eyes lit up, he had a thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum, and Zhizhi gave him one back then.

Only the tiger penis and the wolf kidney are left. It seems that I have to go to Nanmo and Caesar.

Su Baili sighed, there is no one who can do his job as a master, he is simply devoting himself to death, even if he does not raise his disciples, he will step in.

well!too difficult.

After Su Baili complained, behind the back of the guards of Zangshuge, he quietly hid this medicinal book in his sleeve, and went back to Luoxia Peak pretending nothing happened.

When he came back, he was shocked.

The originally clean and broad peak was now flying sand and rocks, and the phoenix flower tree was only left with a bare tree trunk, and seven firefalcons flew in the air and screamed lively.

And his two precious apprentices were obediently practicing the spells, but they were all bruised and swollen, which was horrible.

"What's going on?" Su Baili frowned, and each of them glanced at the knife.

He only left for a while, why are the two apprentices so embarrassed.

"What happened to the face?"

Jiang Xiaonian smiled "hehe" as a disguise, wiped off the blood stains from the corners of her mouth, and said nonsense with her eyes open: "Master, my junior brother and I are feeding."

Hello?

This is such a big move, one mouth is bleeding, one face is bruised, almost disfigured.

Su Baili said displeasedly: "In the future, you can greet him, but you can't greet your face."

God rewarded you with food, let you two have such a beautiful face, but can we take care of it a little bit, what if it is disfigured?

At that time, the two of you will not be able to rank in the ranking of beauties in the cultivation world, and it will be difficult to find a wife in the future.

Su Baili didn't show mercy, and cursed a few times.

Gan!Being this broken master really broke my heart.

"Understood Master."

After both apprentices admitted their mistakes, Su Baili said, "I have to go out for a few days as a teacher."

The two apprentices were taken aback, looked at each other, and said in unison: "Where is Master going?"

Su Baili said without hesitation: "It's far away."

"How many days?"

Su Baili: "I don't know."

"When are you coming back?"

"I don't know."

Jiang Xiaonian and Yin Wushang had a rare tacit understanding, and said in unison: "What are you going to do?"

"Do one thing." Su Baili raised his eyebrows, he couldn't tell them what he was doing.

"what's up?"

"Do not say."

Jiang Xiaonian had a worried expression: "Master, don't tell me where you're going, when you're going back, or what you're going to do. This disciple will be very worried."

Yin Wushang nodded cooperatively: "I think so too."

Su Baili choked, these two brats checked their household registration, they asked so clearly, am I your master, or are you my master?

Where are you going as a teacher, when will you be back, and you have to report to you two brats?

Su Baili glared at the two of them, and said angrily, "Take care of yourselves, it's not your turn to be a teacher."

The two apprentices were so angry that they were speechless, and each of them was stupefied.

***

That night, Su Baili packed up his things and lay down on the bed, but he couldn't fall asleep after tossing and turning.

He would go to the shit-shoveling officer when he had nothing to do on weekdays, and it was hard to change the habit. Today, he wanted to go to bed early, but he just didn't fall asleep.

He didn't embarrass himself, turned over, and after swearing a few foul words, he turned into a cat and climbed up the window, and sprinted to the residence of the shit-shoveling officer halfway up the mountain.

……

Yin Wushang was sitting under the eaves waiting for the cat, knowing that the master was going on a long trip tomorrow, he thought the cat would not come today.

But he only waited for a long time, and a group of pink and white fluff rushed over quickly with small steps.

Yin Wushang subconsciously took it into his arms, buried his face in the cat's clean and soft neck fur and sucked it all over.

It took a long time to raise his head and put it on his knees to smooth his hair.

Seeing that the excrement shovel officer remained silent, Mao'er frowned, turned over and climbed onto his shoulder, and patted his face with the meat pad.

"Meow∽" Why don't you look very happy today.

Yin Wushang tilted his head, rubbed his face against the cat's face, and said softly: "Master is going on a long journey."

"Meow?" What?

"I don't say where I'm going, and I don't say when I'm going back." Yin Wushang held the cat on his shoulders with both hands, looked directly at the pair of clear and bright mandarin duck eyes, and said tentatively: "I'm a little worried, will he go there? Dangerous place?"

"Meow∽" There should be no danger, Mo Fang, my uncle has two tricks, and if there is any danger, I will pay attention to it.

Hearing the cat's meowing rhythmically and full of energy, Yin Wushang suddenly felt relieved, Master is so powerful, nothing will happen.

Yin Wushang hesitated for a while, and suddenly pointed out: "Do you know Mao'er? I am so envious of senior brother."

"Meow?" What are you envious of?He has it, and you have it too. A bowl of water should be flat for my uncle, after all, the palms and backs of the hands are full of meat.

Yin Wushang rubbed the back of the cat's neck, and said cautiously: "I envy him that he can eat the porridge cooked by Master."

Su Baili: "???"

Yin Wushang blinked, concealing the slyness in his eyes, and continued: "Master, why does Master only cook porridge for Senior Brother, but not me?"

Su Baili: "..."

Seeing the silent cat, Yin Wushang suddenly pouted and said aggrievedly: "Do you think Master doesn't like me?"

Su Baili scratched his paw angrily.

"Meow meow meow!" Regarding the matter of a bowl of porridge, I have kept my grudges to this day, and the complaint has come to Mao'er, so what?

Yin Wushang didn't hide, but grabbed the cat's forelegs, kissed its pink pads, and whispered: "I also want to drink the porridge cooked by Master."

"Meow∽" I've never seen you so narrow-minded, I'm afraid of you.

The cat rolled its eyes, withdrew its paw, and let out a few annoyed "meows".

Wait, when I come back from Nanmo, I will cook a big pot of porridge for you. If you can't finish it, I will beat you to death!

Su Baili made a good promise, but in the end, the excrement shoveler couldn't drink the porridge he made himself.

***

A group of dark clouds moved over from the top of the opposite mountain, and it rained heavily in a blink of an eye.

It was the beginning of July, and the sudden heavy rain brought down the sultry temperature quickly. Listening to the ticking sound of the rain hitting the tiles, one person, one cat, one sitting and one squatting, sat comfortably under the eaves watching the rain, enjoying the rare tranquility.

"The rainy day at Luoxia Peak is really beautiful!"

"Meow ∽" Of course.

When the rain stopped, Yin Wushang suddenly turned his head to stare at the little white cat next to him, the water in his eyes flickered and flickered, it was not the kind of doting on a pet at all.

He blushed and said a word without beginning or end.

The voice of that sentence was very small and soft, and it was even more inaudible when mixed with the sound of rain.

But the cat heard it clearly, it retracted its sharp claws, and scratched the back of the excrement shovel officer's hand with the pink meat pad.

"Meow woo∽" what's the fuss about?The voice is so low, if it weren't for my uncle's sharp ears, he would have almost missed it.

"Meow∽" Speaking of which, who wouldn't like a cute cat like me...