Master, your apprentice has fallen into a demon again

But after all, he just thought about it, and Yin Wushang didn't say anything in the end.

The name change between him and Jiang Xiaonian was just a steamed bun deal, although it was just a steamed bun, it filled his stomach for a day.

Transactions must be followed, this is the principle.

***

When Yin Wushang calmed down and came back to his senses, Jiang Xiaonian was trying to persuade Master to go to the town.

Su Baili couldn't stand the big apprentice being coquettish and cute, so he could only nod his head in agreement. Before leaving, he glanced at the shit-shoveling officer and said casually, "Together?"

"En." Yin Wushang, who always acted alone, unexpectedly followed up.

……

This small town called Nanxun is extremely lively, and the bustling streets are crowded with people.

Su Baili frowned, he didn't like this kind of scene very much, but seeing the strange expression on the face of the precious apprentice beside him, Su Baili could only hold back his impatience and pull Jiang Xiaonian to him.

"Take me as a teacher, be careful not to get lost."

"Understood, Master." Jiang Xiaonian was like a pigeon released from the cage, dragging Su Baili's half sleeve and squeezed into the crowd.

Su Baili was in no hurry to talk to the shit shovel officer, so he quickly grabbed his hand and pulled him to his side.

Yin Wushang looked at the hand tightly held by his master, and for some reason, he was inexplicably nervous and a little bit excited.

He bent his fingertips, and held Master's hand back carefully without any trace, feeling the warmth of his fingertips flowing down his arms to his whole body.

***

The three of them squeezed back and forth in the crowd, Jiang Xiaonian jumped away again, quickly let go of Su Baili's sleeves, and ran to the stall by the side of the road, took a look, and ran to the next small stall. stand.

But Su Baili realized that Jiang Xiaonian was gone in the blink of an eye, he was so angry that his head hurt, and he cursed casually, "Why do you look like a monkey spirit descending the mountain?"

After scolding, I couldn't find anyone, so I had to lead the shit shovel officer to squeeze to a place where there were few people.

……

Yin Wushang was always led by Su Baili, and followed closely beside him. The crowded crowd made them stick very close.

He was so close that he could kiss the master's hair with a slight side of his head.So close that I could hear Master's rapid heartbeat.It's so close that there is a faint fragrance of coldness in the breath.

Very refreshing taste, exactly the same as cats.

Yin Wushang's heart beat faster for no reason, and the hand held by the master was wet with sweat.

Looking at the crowded crowd in front of him, he couldn't help but smile on the corner of his lips.

Obviously he hates crowds and excitement, but now that Master is here, all these annoying things seem to be less annoying.

……

Su Baili finally walked out of the main street with the shit shoveler by his hand, and waited for Jiang Xiaonian by the side of the alley with few people.

There was a small stall selling Luban locks by the side of the alley. Su Baili had always been interested in this kind of gadgets. After looking at them for a long time, he chose one he liked and prepared to pay for it.

A sharp mechanical sound sounded in my mind again.

[Warning warning: Xianjun Gao Leng can't play with toys!Gao Leng Xianjun can't play with toys!The host's words and deeds are ooc, and he will be punished as a beast. 】

The buttocks are a little itchy, no need to guess, the cat's tail must have grown again.

After Su Baili scolded MMP in his heart, he put down the gadget again.

The owner of the stall asked enthusiastically: "Don't you want to buy one? It's very cheap, only 10 Wen. Buy one if you like it."

Su Baili looked at that Lu Bansuo again and again, his eyes were full of nostalgia, but because of the curse of seeing a ghost, even though he obviously liked it very much, he still could only shake his head and say, "I don't like it."

By the way, I scolded the author of the original book a hundred times in my heart, the author of Dogecoin, give me a paw...

Yin Wushang, who was standing aside, saw all this in his eyes.

He was a little strange, Master's eyes were shining, and there was joy that couldn't be concealed in his eyes.It looks exactly like a cat when it sees something it likes.

He has kept cats for more than two years, and he can't mistake this look.

But Master obviously likes it very much, why not buy it?

Moreover, ten pennies is not expensive, their Luoxia Peak family has a big business, and they have never had to worry about money...

Yin Wushang looked at Master, then at the Luban lock, hesitating whether to ask, but Jiang Xiaonian squeezed out of the crowd sweating profusely.

He quickly ran towards Su Baili and said excitedly: "Master, I am hungry and want to eat. There is a good restaurant in front of them. They have several signature dishes, which look delicious. Let's Let's go eat together."

"Drink your saliva, wipe off your sweat before you go." Su Baili frowned, and casually threw him a handkerchief. Seeing him sweating profusely in the crowd, with messy bun, he shook his head helplessly .

"It's so crowded that his hair is messy." Su Baili was disgusted, while reaching out to pull off Jiang Xiaonian's jade hair crown, and tiptoed to tie his hair.

Yin Wushang on the side was so envious that his eyes were bleeding.

……

As Su Baili tied Jiang Xiaonian's hair, he complained hard in his heart.

According to the time, Shang'er is already in her early years, why is she still acting like a child?

Loves to play and loves to be lively, and occasionally is a little naive, just like those modern spirited guys.

But in the original book, when Yin Wushang was so old, his mentality was mature and stable, and he had already begun to single out the villains in the book.

Su Baili couldn't help but deeply doubt whether there was something wrong with his own education, and he spoiled him too much, which caused others to grow up, but his character has not yet grown up.

But after all, this should be considered a good sign!

At least Yin Wushang will no longer be blackened, and he will definitely not think about hacking himself to death as a master in the future.

So if you jump off, just jump off, if you are naive, just be naive, don't care!

……

After Jiang Xiaonian drank the water and wiped off his sweat, the group of three went to the restaurant.

Jiang Xiaonian took the menu and ordered a table of dishes with Xiao Er, and when the dishes were served, she didn't care about Su Baili picking up the chopsticks to eat.

This is the usual pattern between him and Su Baili.

In fact, at the beginning, Jiang Xiaonian would respectfully call Su Baili to eat, but Su Baili didn't eat every time, so Jiang Xiaonian was used to sitting with two and eating alone.

But how did he know that it's not that Su Baili doesn't want to eat, he just wants to eat and can't eat.

He was so greedy that his mouth was drooling, but because of the curse, he could only smell the fragrance.

So every time it's time to eat, he scolds the original author a hundred times in his heart, and then calmly picks up vegetables for Jiang Xiaonian.

Yin Wushang had never eaten with the two of them, so naturally he didn't know their way of getting along. Seeing that Su Baili was just sitting and not eating, he could only softly say: "Master, it's time for dinner."

Su Baili looked at the delicious dishes on the table, and after scolding the original author a hundred times in his heart, he shook his head expressionlessly: "No, I'm bigu for the teacher."

Yin Wushang didn't believe it at all, Master's eyes were fixed on the bowl of barbecued pork in front of him, his pupils were shining brightly, he seemed to be able to see the tiny stars inside.

This look is exactly the same as when the cat snatched the fish in his bowl.

Yin Wushang gritted his teeth, bravely picked up a chopstick dish and put it into the bowl in front of the master: "Master, this barbecued pork is delicious, try it."

"Don't eat." Su Bai swallowed hard, then shook his head.

Yin Wushang has been paying attention to him all the time, not missing a single bit of Shizun's expression, he saw Shizun's eyes light up, and even saw his slightly protruding Adam's apple rolled under his collar.

Yin Wushang didn't know what was going on with Master, but he wanted to laugh for no reason, obviously he really wanted to eat, but he still shook his head firmly.

Master's duplicity is exactly the same as when Mao'er refused to rub his belly.

He suppressed a smile, put another chopsticks dish into Su Baili's bowl, like tempting a cat, tempting the master.

"Master, please try it. This taste is really good. The disciples are all caught in your bowl. It would be a waste if you don't eat it. Just try it."

"Besides, you can also eat after bigu. I saw the master master eating the other day."

"Elder Qi also ate something yesterday."

Su Baili was told by the shit-shoveling officer that he was ready to move, and the smell of vegetables in the bowl kept burrowing into his nose.

He couldn't bear it anymore, so he reached out and picked up the chopsticks.

By the way, I muttered in my heart: curse curse are you there?You see, today's meal is not what I want to eat, but my apprentice forced it to me. I don't have ooc, you can't punish me.

And if you don't eat it, you will waste food, and it is shameful to waste food.

***

Jiang Xiaonian, who was eating at the side, was completely stunned.

What happened to Yin Wushang?Human design collapsed?

The villain in his works is obviously calm and talkative, why is he talking so much today, the expression and tone of urging the master to eat, is simply like a human trafficker who wants to abduct and sell children.

Jiang Xiaonian just swallowed his mouth full of rice and wanted to tease Yin Wushang, but Su Baili, who was expressionless beside him, blinked suddenly, reached out and picked up the chopsticks to pick up the vegetables in the bowl.

Jiang Xiaonian: "???"

What's going on here?Who can tell him why the characters of the villain and the master suddenly collapsed?

Why is the villain talking so much today?Master, why did you eat today?

Ah? ?

***

Something was wrong with Jiang Xiaonian, and the other two present didn't care.

Su Baili was eating seriously.

He had already pinched an invisibility tactic just now, and if the curse came again, he would immediately use the tactic on himself before the ears grew out.

In the end, he ate a few mouthfuls and found no movement, so Su Baili guessed that if the apprentice honored the food in his bowl, he would not count it as ooc if he ate it.

So Su Baili happily started to eat.

And Yin Wushang didn't have time to take care of Jiang Xiaonian, he was carefully picking up the fishbone, and put the selected fish meat into Master's bowl.

One was serious about picking up vegetables, the other was serious about eating, and only Jiang Xiaonian was left with dull eyes.

Looking at the two people who cooperated very well in picking and eating vegetables, Jiang Xiaonian suddenly felt a sense of crisis, but he didn't know where the crisis came from.

I had no choice but to imitate Yin Wushang subconsciously, and put a chopstick dish into the bowl of the master.

Su Baili, who was eating happily, had a smile on his face when he saw the big apprentice feeding, but when he looked down, he found that what he picked up was pork liver.

Su Baili's face turned blue, and he lost his appetite immediately.

Fortunately, Yin Wushang moved quickly, he knew that his cat didn't like to eat pork liver, so before Su Baili had time to put down his chopsticks, he quickly took the pork liver out of the bowl and picked himself out. The barbed fish was replaced.

Only then did Su Baili recover his complexion, and continued to move his chopsticks.

Jiang Xiaonian on the side was taken aback!

He finally knew where the crisis came from.

Gan!Someone is robbing him of his master? !Young life!

Villain, why are you getting fatter?

***

Jiang Xiaonian felt a little upset for no reason.

It's like the feeling that something that has always belonged to me is suddenly being watched by others.

Obviously, when his master accepted Yin Wushang as his disciple, he didn't feel it.

But now seeing the tacit understanding between Master and Yin Wushang, he was inexplicably unhappy, pouted and put a few more chopsticks into Su Baili's bowl.

Jiang Xiaonian didn't understand Su Baili's appetite, so he caught it casually.

But Yin Wushang has raised the cat for two years, so he knows exactly what the cat likes to eat, so the dishes he puts in Su Baili's bowl are very suitable for Su Baili's appetite.

After half a cup of tea, Jiang Xiaonian found that the master was patronizing to eat the food that Yin Wushang gave him.

However, Shizun didn't eat a single bite of the dishes he picked up, and piled them all aside.

Jiang Xiaonian's face turned blue immediately.

Master, what's the matter with you?Am I still your favorite little baby?

What's the matter with you, villain?The promised cruelty, indifference, and inhumanity?

Now you are actually robbing your father of your master?unacceptable.

***

Yin Wushang didn't care what Jiang Xiaonian was thinking, he put a chopstick of sweet and sour pork into Master's bowl with his lips hooked, and another chopstick of braised pork ribs, and after filling Master's bowl with vegetables, Happy to prepare myself to eat.

But Jiang Xiaonian at the table was deliberately against him, whatever he picked up, Jiang Xiaonian would grab.

Yin Wushang would not be affected by this anger, he squinted his eyes, filled his chopsticks with spiritual energy, and grabbed a plate of peanuts at the corner of the table.

Jiang Xiaonian snatched it over again, so the two of them came and went, getting serious about a peanut.

Su Baili was seriously eating the ribs, but he didn't know that the two apprentices were competing at the dinner table.

After the meal, except for Su Baili who was full, Yin Wushang and Jiang Xiaonian were still hungry.

Su Baili wiped his mouth, covered his face with his sleeve, hiccupped unobtrusively, and looked up to find that the dishes on the table were extraordinarily messy.

Some of the dishes were riddled with holes poked with chopsticks, especially a plate of peanuts at the table, which was all broken into peanut paste.

Su Baili frowned, he just patronized to eat and didn't notice what happened.

In the blink of an eye, the dishes on this table were wiped out like ghosts entering the village.

Su Baili was a little displeased. He remembered that when Shang'er and the beautiful shit-shoveling officer ate together in Luoxia Peak, it was not like this.

Why did he only go out to practice for half a year? It's like being a bandit. This food is too ugly!

Su Baili felt that he had the burden of being a good teacher.

He has turned the villain into a decent one.

Now I am even more determined to train them into good young people in the new era, with a correct style and quality behavior.

He stared at the two apprentices, pointed to a plate of grilled chicken with honey sauce in the middle of the table and said, "What's the matter with this chicken? Why is it full of holes?"

The villain Jiang Xiaonian filed a complaint first, and immediately pointed at Yin Wushang with his chopsticks and said, "It's junior brother, junior brother always likes to use chopsticks to flip dishes when eating."

Su Baili was so angry that his face turned blue, and he said angrily: "There are no rules when eating, so what's wrong with tossing and turning..."

"Disciple knows his mistake." After admitting his mistake, Yin Wushang put down his chopsticks and didn't dare to say anything, and was honestly scolded.

Jiang Xiaonian finally got his revenge, bit his chopsticks and lowered his head to secretly smile, but soon his joy gave way to sorrow.

After Su Baili scolded Yin Wushang, he fixed his eyes on him.

"And you, it's very rude to point at others with chopsticks just now..."

Jiang Xiaonian froze, put down her chopsticks, pouted and said, "Got it."

Su Baili looked at the two rows of teeth marks on his chopsticks, frowned again and said, "It's also wrong to bite chopsticks, and you are not allowed to bite chopsticks in the future." Now it was Yin Wushang's turn to watch the fun, he watched Jiang Xiaonian, who was aggrieved, took the opportunity to wipe her mouth and hid herself under her sleeve to laugh.

Jiang Xiaonian glared at him fiercely, and was aggrieved to act like a spoiled child to Su Baili: "Master..."

"Master, there must be rules for eating." Su Baili looked at the mess on the table and said displeasedly, "Next time I see you eating like this, don't eat it."

Jiang Xiaonian: "Got it."

Yin Wushang: "Don't dare next time."

Su Baili's anger came and went quickly, seeing that the two apprentices had admitted their mistakes, he stood up and said, "Are you all full?"

Jiang Xiaonian and Yin Wushang glared at each other, each touched their flat stomachs, nodded: "I'm full."

"When you're full, ask Xiaoer to pay the bill."

***

After the meal was over, Jiang Xiaonian played tricks, he dragged his master to continue shopping, but told Yin Wushang to buy dry food.

Yin Wushang didn't say anything, and after watching them disappear into the crowd, he went to buy food alone.

When passing by the alley just now, Yin Wushang stopped, and after thinking for a while, he walked towards the small stall selling Luban locks.

……

When it was getting dark, a group of people gathered outside the town.

Yin Wushang didn't see Jiang Xiaonian and Master, but he didn't panic, went back to the room and opened the window after washing.

Sure enough, just as the moon was rising, a snow-white fluffy ball jumped onto his window sill and slipped in quietly.

When Baimao Tuanzi saw him at the table, he bent his limbs and rushed over lightly with a "meow".

Yin Wushang couldn't help showing a smile, he caught the leaping cat firmly, lowered his head and brought his face closer.

He was actually feeling uneasy yesterday, and it was even more difficult to accept.

Why is the cat a master?Master, why is it a cat?

His cat is obviously so cute and lovable, but Shizun is the opposite, not lovable at all.

But now, Yin Wushang suddenly felt that it was great that the cat was a master. They were equally moody and difficult to serve, but they were also equally cute.

***

After the cat jumped over, it skillfully rubbed its head against the shit shovel officer's face, then jumped onto the table, found his cup and began to drink water to wash its paws.

After finishing the work, stretch out the wet claws for the shit shovel officer to wipe clean, and then roll onto his knees begging for rua.

After completing a set of procedures, the cat patrolled the new territory contentedly.

After wandering around the room, Su Baili unexpectedly found a Luban lock on the bedside of the shit shovel officer.

And it was the one he wanted to buy today, but failed to buy.

The cat opened its teeth and paws in excitement, meowing.

"Meow∽" Shit shoveler can you give this to me?I want.

"It's for you."

"Meow Meow Meow∽" the shit shoveler is the best.Su Baili was overjoyed, after pawing at Lu Bansuo, he slid up to the excrement shoveler, and turned over on his own initiative, revealing his pink and white belly to him.

Yin Wushang raised his eyebrows in surprise.

He knew that the cat would like it, but he didn't expect to like it to this extent. The little belly that can only be touched every time by coaxing, this time because of a small toy, he actually sent it to the door to touch it?

Cats are simply too sweet to coax.

Thinking of this, the corners of Yin Wushang's lips twitched into an indiscernible arc. The cat is so easy to coax, does it mean that Master also...

***

Mao'er didn't know that he was coveted, he was having fun with that Luban lock.

When the moon climbed to the top of the head, the drowsiness came.

Su Baili thought that there were still three hours before he could transform into a human form, so he simply fell asleep at the moment.

Holding Lu Bansuo in his paws, he closed his eyes and fell asleep next to the shit shovel officer.

The airship operates at high altitude, and the temperature is extremely low.

In order to make it easier for the cat to come in and out, Yin Wushang deliberately opened the window.

So after falling asleep for a while, Su Baili woke up from the cold. He sniffed, let go of the toy, and crawled up to the shit-shoveling officer's chest, burying his head under his neck.

Yin Wushang was awakened by the fluff on his neck, opened his eyes, lifted the cat and stuffed it under the quilt.

There is no one on the mattress/the meat pad is comfortable, the meat pad is soft and constant temperature, and it also has its own heat.

So the cat climbed up again, aimed at the position, and nestled in the chest of the excrement shoveler again.

Yin Wushang was dumbfounded by it, just as he was about to lift it away, the cat showed its paws and made a silent threat.

Yin Wushang smiled helplessly, stretched out his hand to cover the quilt, and let the cat treat him as a human/meat cat litter.

Soon the cat fell asleep, listening to its steady breathing, Yin Wushang fell asleep at some point too.

After falling asleep, he began to dream, and the dream was bizarre and rebellious.

Yin Wushang's face flushed red in deep sleep, he twitched unconsciously suddenly, and muffled muffled hums came from his nose.

He woke up with a start and sat up abruptly.

When Yin Wushang moved, the cat nestled on his neck woke up from fright, opened his eyes in a daze, and let out a "meow".

Yin Wushang met the cat's misty mandarin duck eyes, his expression panicked and ashamed, but his face became more and more red, a circle of red was dyed around his pupils, and the breath he exhaled was scalding and moxibusting, as if he had been burned by fire. .

The cat tried hard to open its eyes that were a little astringent because it didn't wake up, and rubbed the shit shovel officer's face, "Meow?" What's wrong with you?Have a nightmare?

Yin Wushang didn't answer it, he just got up quickly, picked up the cat who was still in a daze, threw it out of the window sill, and closed the window with a "bang".

"Meow???"

Su Baili looked at the closed window in front of him in a daze.

what's the situation?

The shit shoveler is crazy, what does it mean to throw himself out in the middle of the night?

Hey!

Throwing the cat out in such a cold day is simply abusing the cat, okay?It was too much, Su Baili was so angry that he showed his paws and planed the window crazily.

"Meow woo∽" Shit shoveler, you open the window, I'm going to scratch you into shavings.

After a cup of tea time, the window opened.

The cat was taken in again by the shit shovel officer.

It looked up and found that the shit shoveler's hair was still dripping, and immediately guessed that he came out of the bathroom.

At this moment, the excrement shoveler was covered in moisture, his face was flushed, his neck was red, and even the corners of his eyes were red. A man about 1.8 meters tall seemed a little delicate and glamorous for no reason.

But the cat was even angrier.

"Meow!" Shit shoveler, are you sick?Don't you know how cold it is outside?In the end, I threw my uncle out in the middle of the night just to take a bath? "Meow..." I have seen your broken quail eggs and tea eggs, okay?Shame on the wool...

It was still angry, and viciously gave the shit shovel officer a few paws.

Yin Wushang blushed and said nothing, letting the cat scratch its sharp claws towards the back of his hand.After the fire was gone, he said softly, "You can spend the night with me in the future, but you can't sleep on me again."

"Meow?" What?

Yin Wushang ignored it, but turned around to make the bed.

"Meow!" You won't let me if you say no, isn't that too embarrassing for me?snort!I still want to sleep on you tomorrow.

The cat turned around and shook its fur after arrogantly uttering harsh words. When its eyes fell on the bed, its cat eyes gradually became vigilant.

Something is wrong!

Something is wrong with the shit shoveler!

It's fine for him to take a shower in the middle of the night, so why change the sheets?Huh!Even changed the quilt cover?

What is this for?The shit-shoveling officer threw it out for most of the tea time, just take a shower, why do you have to change the sheets and quilts now?

Su Baili was stupefied again, he blinked, his eyes were full of confusion.He was just about to make an inspection, but he sneezed because of the pungent smell.

Huh!The room doesn't smell right either, it's...

Incense?

Su Baili looked around the room, and sure enough, he saw burning incense in the corner.

Su Baili was even more puzzled immediately, what's going on with the shit shovel officer?

Sleeping in the middle of the night, getting up to take a shower, changing the sheets and quilts, and burning incense in the room, what exactly is he trying to do?

Or was he trying to hide something?

Su Baili squinted his eyes, and he sniffed his nose vigorously. Ever since he became a cat, his sense of smell has evolved a lot.

After sniffing it carefully, sure enough, in the rich scent of incense, he smelled a faint fishy-sweet smell similar to musk.

This taste...

Being both men, Su Baili vaguely sensed what was going on.

He jumped off the table and quickly slipped into the bathroom while the shit shovel officer wasn't paying attention.

Sure enough, in the big basin, he saw sheets, quilt covers and obscene pants soaked in water.

There was no light in the bathroom, but the cat's eyesight was excellent at night, and he could easily see an indescribable light-colored viscous liquid on the uncovered underwear in the big basin.

Su Baili couldn't help laughing and meowed, he really was the detective Ke Kemao.

Yin Wushang, who was making the bed, heard the cat meowing in the bathroom, his hands trembled, and he almost rushed in, picked up the cat, covered its eyes, and said with a flushed face, "Why are you running around? It's too dirty here. It's not where you should be."

"Meow∽" is not too dirty, it is too thick.

Su Baili struggled to show half of his head out of the shit-shoveling officer's hand, and was about to tease him again, but turned his head to look at the shit-shoveling officer who was flushed with shame and anger in his eyes.

Su Baili suppressed a smile to comfort him: "Meow meow!" Isn't it just a wet dream!All puberty boys will have it.This is normal, don't be shy.

Yin Wushang listened to the cat meowing more excitedly than usual, and always felt that there was a joke hidden in its meowing, it was so clever, and his little actions must not be able to hide it from it.

God?How should I face Master tomorrow?

Yin Wushang became more and more guilty, and wanted to dig a hole to get in, so he didn't do anything else, and then pushed the window and carried the cat out, and then slammed the window shut with a blushing face.

Su Baili: "..."

"Meow!" Shit shoveler, open the window, it's wrong for you to leave me in such a cold day.

"Meow meow meow∽" I swear, I didn't see anything, and I won't laugh at you.

"Meow∽" You are young, you are full of vigor, it is normal to have a spring dream, Mo Fang, really!

The window was still tightly closed, and there was no intention of opening it at all.

Su Baili sighed, squatting pitifully outside the window.

well!Such a cute cat, the shit shovel officer actually said to throw it away.

Sure enough, love has disappeared.

"Meow ∽" is too miserable!