Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Seeing fellow villagers teary-eyed, especially in the capital city far away from Fuzhou, hearing the familiar dialect, the new director was moved to tears.

After tears welled up in his eyes, he looked at the handsome fellow, and finally remembered something: "Hey, fellow. Where is the high one now?"

*****

At the police station, Heiwuchang showed his work certificate and the contract with the official seal of the underworld.

The new director: "..."

Black Impermanence: "..."

Wei Xi: "Why don't they talk?"

The second apprentice peeled an orange and gave it to him: "Is it delicious?"

Wei Xi's attention was drawn away at once, he took the orange and broke off a piece and handed it to the second apprentice, then turned to think about his own sect: "By the way, Mr. Gu agreed to let us advertise, we have to put this Please explain this to the staff."

When Wei Xi came up with the advertising idea before, he went to know about it, and he also knew that it was not so easy to shoot an advertisement.In addition to the strict content review standards of various departments and the high cost of advertising, advertising creativity, photographers, shooting processes, etc. are all a bunch of difficult tasks.This aspect is beyond Wei Xi's ability. Fortunately, there is Qiu Guokai who cooperated with him to open a brokerage company in the sect.

He was talking while eating oranges, and the second apprentice reached out and wiped the juice from the corner of his mouth for him: "It's up to you."

The corner of his mouth was touched by his fingers, Wei Xi smelled yang energy, subconsciously opened his mouth and took a bite, feeling a little dissatisfied in his heart, why does this apprentice look like he is not enthusiastic about the sect business at all, he has no collective spirit.

His biting should be very painful, but the second apprentice did not dodge, but curled his fingers and hooked his tongue.

Wei Xi tasted the sweet orange juice from his fingertips, but he was stunned, his teeth loosened slowly, and he grabbed his apprentice's hand to check if he had bitten him: "Does it hurt?"

The apprentice was checked over and over by him, and his palms suddenly closed, grabbing his finger that touched the tooth marks: "It hurts."

Just as Wei Xi was relieved, the other party's low smile came over his head again: "It bites like a puppy."

Wei Xi: "..."

****

On the other side, the new director struggled to push away the documents on the desktop: "Hei...Mr. Fan, I suggest you go to the Third People's Hospital of our city to have a look."

The psychiatric technology of the local Third People's Hospital is well-known at home and abroad.

Hei Wu often sees this fellow villager who has been silent since he finished speaking about his intentions for coming here. After being silent for a long time, he choked out such a sentence, and suddenly became anxious. This is a way he has developed with great difficulty: "Don't fellow villagers believe in the sincerity of our cooperation? "

The new director: "..."

Hei Wuchang persuaded again: "Our yin and yang governments join hands, which is a mutually beneficial move for both parties. The fellow villagers don't think about us, but you have to think about you people in the yang world."

The new director really had nothing to say, so he could only prevaricate: "Really? Unfortunately, I have nothing to cooperate with you. The police station is the place to solve the case. Is it possible that you can still help solve the case?"

Hei Wuchang didn't know how to solve Yangjian's case, but he still tried his best to promise: "You fellow can tell me."

The new director is even more helpless, what is going on with this guy, but there are regulations above, and he can't use force directly, so he simply uses the most powerful thing to scare the other party: "Well, our bureau has recently received a murder case. , A family of six went camping in the suburbs overnight and was killed. There is no surveillance in the suburbs, and there are no witnesses. The case has not made any progress recently, and the top is also pressing hard. Would you like to solve this matter for us?"

Hei Wuchang thought it was something, and that's all he heard?With a relaxed face, he said: "Well, fellow, can you show me the horoscopes of these people?"

The new director was also speechless, and patiently transferred the victim's birthday to him. Hei Wuchang only glanced at it, then picked up a brush and wrote a line of text, and handed it to him: "You have a strong body, you read it yourself. to see them."

What kind of nonsense is this? Next, the new bureau chief saw that it was still in traditional Chinese characters, and he read it word by word. He wondered what use this thing could be.

Unexpectedly, when the words fell to the ground, a gust of cold wind suddenly hung around him, he suddenly looked up, and beside the desk in front of him, there were already six faces of different ages staring straight at him.

The new director: "..."

Hei Wuchang felt that it might be useful for the victim to speak directly, so he politely said, "My fellow..."

After listening to so many words from the other party, none of them was as creepy as now. The new director pressed the table, his pupils trembled: "You... who are you?"

Hei Wuchang clicked his tongue and looked at him disapprovingly: "What's the matter with you, fellow? Didn't I introduce it to you earlier? Your memory is not good. I have been dead for so many years and my brain is better than yours!"

*****

There were residents and couples in the area who quarreled and fought each other. After the small police dispatched the police to mediate, they saw a group of colleagues running happily and busy when they returned to the station. After careful questioning, it turned out that it was the clueless murder case last week. Progress, eyes lit up with joy: "What's going on! Where did the clue come from?"

Colleagues who have made themselves unkempt this week in order to solve the case without sleep are also cheering——

"The director obtained the murderer's appearance and license plate number provided by the witnesses!"

"We were not sure at the beginning, but after investigation, the driving route of the car that day can really be matched with the crime scene! Although it is a stolen car."

"However, there are the murderer's appearance characteristics, and it is very detailed. It is estimated that it will not be difficult to solve the case! Let alone, I will check the population information!"

The little policeman hurriedly glanced at the information, and was also extremely surprised. In the report information, not only the license plate number and the appearance of the murderer, but also the approximate height and accent of the murderer, okay: "What kind of fairy reporter is this? His observation skills are too meticulous! It's almost like meeting the murderer face to face, are you in the bureau now?"

Colleagues waved their hands: "No, this is an anonymous report obtained by the director. The director said that we don't care who the whistleblower is, and just follow the clues to investigate."

The director, and the director again, the little policeman's momentary admiration is like a torrent of admiration, and he can't wait to meet his magical leader.

Unexpectedly, after finding the director, he found that the other party was with the Daochang Wei of the Taicang Sect and others with a pale face.

A group of people stood at the corner of the stairs, and the head of the guard was still discussing something with the director's fellow in a black suit——

"Director Wei, there is a lot of energy here, and it may be difficult for the ghosts that the City God will release to sue in the future. It will be difficult to get close. I have to have two of my impermanent figures in this town."

"Well, yes, so that the employees of our sect can come and go frequently in the future."

The director stood by the side in a daze, the little policeman heard it strangely, and approached him, before he could ask any questions, he was discovered by the director's fellow villagers. The elite in black suit still looked at him kindly, and then He opened the mouth and said, "Children, we will be brother units from now on, happy cooperation."

What the hell?What is a brother unit?Are you not a doctor?Master Wei is still a Taoist priest, where should we go?

The little policeman looked at his chief in confusion, and the chief also looked at him. He seemed to be in a weak state. He opened his mouth to say something, but he couldn't make a sound for a long time.

This state looks like being coerced by someone, but who would dare to come to the police station to intimidate someone?The little policeman pondered for a long time but couldn't figure out why the calm and calm director of his family behaved like this. However, before he could figure it out, Chief Wei had discussed the final result with the black suit, and he wanted to enshrine it in two places in the bureau. idol.

This is a completely unheard of decoration, who has ever heard of a police station enshrining a statue?However, the director not only did not refuse, but also nodded in agreement with the other party's request, and even said that he would go to the local Town God's Temple to ask for help in a few days.

The little policeman was astonished. Seeing that the chief of the guard and the man in the suit seemed to be planning to leave, he finally couldn't help being curious and quietly approached the chief: "Leader...leader? When did you start feudal superstition?"

The director looked at him sleepwalkingly, and he remembered something after a long time: "Oh, you were the one who introduced me to me just now."

The little policeman laughed when he heard this. Wasn’t he the one who introduced the black suit to the leader just now? It was only then that he realized that the other party was actually a fellow villager with his leader, and they interacted so cordially at the excavation site of the ancient tomb. up.

Director, does this mean to reward you?The little policeman also forgot his doubts, and patted his head in embarrassment: "Yes, leader, how did you two chat? You hit it off, right?"

The chief didn't speak for a while, the little policeman looked up suspiciously, and saw the leader open his mouth: "Ha ha."

Small police:"……?"

Leader: "Before you get off work today, write a review and submit it."

The little policeman panicked: "I... did I make a mistake?"

Leader: "Have you found the lost cat reported by the citizens the day before yesterday?"

Little policeman: "...No."

Leader: "Have you found the dog walker who was reported for defecating in the area last week?"

Little policeman: "...No."

Only then did the leader vaguely regain the decisive momentum of killing and attacking in the past, and shouted: "Then why are you asking? Go and write a review!"

Little policeman: "QAQ"

*****

But at this moment, the phone in the director's pocket suddenly rang. When he picked it up, his anger disappeared: "What?!"

On the other end of the phone came a panicked report from a subordinate: "...They ran away! Two brothers were slightly injured, but not serious! Leader, please contact the Municipal Bureau for investigation!"

The new director hung up the phone, met the tearful eyes of the little policeman, and finally returned to normal after being frightened by Heiwuchang, and explained in a deep voice: "The escort vehicle has an accident, and the group of cult members you captured are being escorted to the city. Escaped on the way to the bureau."

The little policeman was dazed for a moment, then turned his head to look at Wei Xi in an instant, Wei Xi raised his eyebrows and said, "Escaped? Those three from Xiusheng?"

The director was reminded of this not-so-unfamiliar name, and he knew that it was a cult with many roots and great influence. Thinking of the bizarre revenge that the Xinnan Criminal Police had encountered in the fight against the cult, he couldn't help but have a very dignified expression: "It's us too It was negligent, and only three cars were sent to guard."

Just as he was talking, Wei Xi's phone rang, and when he picked it up, Kuang Zhiming shouted weakly: "Wei! Daoist Wei! Something happened to Xiaofeng!"

Wei Xi: "What's going on?"

Kuang Zhiming: "She was sent back just now, it seems that the soul has been hooked away! The symptoms are exactly the same as mine at that time!"

The little policeman was shocked: "What? Are you cheating on each other?!"

Wei Xi knew what was going on as soon as he heard it, and frowning, he told the other party about the three brothers who were arrested and escaped.

Kuang Zhiming almost cried angrily: "Is the Xiusheng Cult sick? Why are you staring at the soul hooks of our husband and wife!"

The little policeman didn't know what he thought of when he heard this, and his expression on the side was very exciting: "Husband, do couples change hooks, and men and women take it all? No wonder it develops so fast, it's really a lecherous cult..."

Everyone: "..."

*****

No one paid any attention to him, Wei Xi hurriedly took his apprentices and Hei Wuchang to Liandu Temple, Hei Wuchang was still furious on the way: "It's unreasonable, what's the matter with Xinnan City God's underworld? I was caught by my own eyes and dared to help the evildoers , Do you really think that my leader is dead!"

At first, Wei Xi thought it was the soul who was hooked by a ghost, but when he went to the place to ask, it seemed that it was not the same thing. Xu Xiaofeng was not the soul who was hooked in Liandu Temple, but something happened when he was out shopping to buy clothes. Yes, he was lying in the fitting room when he was discovered, and he hadn't even had time to take off the clothes he had chosen.

Tuanjieyi was surprised and said: "So Taoist Master Xu also buys clothes? I don't think she has changed her Taoist robe every day."

Kuang Zhiming seemed to have cried a lot, and said with red eyes: "Is it strange? We usually meet during working hours, and they must be wearing overalls."

There was also a long Taoist on the side: "After all, it's a girl's house. My wife likes to take her daughter to buy clothes and bags when she doesn't usually do things."

Seeing that Kuang Zhiming couldn't hide his sad expression, Tuanjieyi was a little embarrassed: "I didn't mean that, don't be sad, Daoist Kuang, Daoist Xu will be fine."

After finishing speaking, he subconsciously glanced at Xu Xiaofeng who was lying motionless on the bed, his eyes glanced at the hang tag of the new dress on the other party's body, and he said, "Mr. Kuang, do you have such a high level of daily consumption?! "

The other priests couldn't help but looked over after hearing the words, and they all said in shock: "Sure enough, it's a big brand, so expensive!"

Kuang Zhiming also stared at the tag and murmured: "She also bought a coat of this brand last time, and told me that it only cost 1000 yuan. Now I think she underreported a zero."

After that, he raised his hand to cover his mouth and let out a sob.

Unity: "..."

After Kuang Zhiming cried, he realized that the focus was wrong. He wiped away his tears and turned to his back: "Dear friends, I want to find Xiaofeng's soul, can you help me?!"

Naturally, no one would refuse. Even Wei Xi knew that if he wanted to gain a foothold in the industry, he had to establish a good relationship with his peers. What's more, Xiushengjiao had committed a crime against the Taicang Zong not long ago, and now he felt uncomfortable being slipped away by the other party. If I knew it earlier, I would have broken the legs of the three senior brothers.

After the fellow Taoists at the scene agreed one after another, Kuang Zhiming's eyes finally fell on Hei Wuchang: "Who is this?"

After Wei Xi introduced Hei Wuchang's identity, the expressions of the people present except Daoist Quan were really complicated. Daoist Quan couldn't help but feel relieved when he saw the reactions of many members of the association—look!I'm not the only one who thinks Taicangzong is perverted!

But Kuang Zhiming couldn't care less, his wife was still lying on the bed, not knowing whether he was alive or not, and when he learned of Hei Wuchang's identity, he bowed down and said, "Master Wuchang, please help me!"

Hei Wuchang hurriedly helped him up: "Mr. Kuang, you don't have to do this. Our City God's Division and Taicangzong are brothers, how could we just ignore your plight? What's more, it was our City God's Division that was not strict in governance back then, and there were corrupt elements. It caused chaos to your world, and almost took your soul away, so it stands to reason that I should apologize to you."

How could Kuang Zhiming dare to ask for his apology, but when he heard that he was willing to help, he was so moved that he immediately dispatched the Taoist priests in the temple: "Go to the warehouse to get the ingot incense candles! Get more!"

Hei Wuchang waved his hands seriously and refused, "How can this be done!"

Kuang Zhiming was eager to save his wife, so he burned a lot of paper for him: "If you want it, I will trouble you, Mr. Wuchang, to make this trip."

"Hey! You are so stubborn!" Hei Wuchang said in an annoyed tone while half-pushing and half-picking the ingot, and quickly stuffed it into his pocket.

Everyone: "………………"

You are the one who brought up the atmosphere of City God's Division, right?

Tuanjieyi said to Weixi speechlessly: "Master, no wonder he can wear Armani. I guess this suit should not be drawn at the annual meeting."

Hei Wuchang was obviously a veteran, coughed after receiving the money, and said with a calm face: "It's not too late, let's hurry up."

Many Taoists present looked at him, and for some reason, they felt a little hopeless about their industry.Fortunately, Hei Wuchang didn't take extra money for nothing, he worked very hard, and very quickly started doing rituals with the Taoist priests present, and even invited the local ghost messenger to inquire.

The local Mingchai not only showed up by himself, but also efficiently brought the new Nan Mingchai who was invited by the tall and thin man before.It is strange that the leaders can run successfully after seeing the corruption scene.

That Mingchai was probably also frightened by the things he encountered. After he appeared, he was in a trance. After hearing what happened, he knelt on the ground and cried loudly, swearing to the sky: "Master Xu's soul is really not I hooked it! Ever since I left from Director Wei’s unit, no matter how much the little skinny man called me, I never paid him any attention! I came to Liandu Guan for the very first time! And the seduction was unsuccessful! My lord I really know I was wrong!"

Hei Wuchang carried the benefits from Kuang Zhiming in his pocket, and he didn't blush when he reprimanded his subordinates: "You reversed yin and yang, colluded with cults, corrupted, and cholera! No need to explain anymore, go back to Xinnan and wait for your punishment!"

Hearing that, Mingchai sat down on the ground in a daze as if struck by lightning.He really didn't know why he was so unlucky, that he was able to get some extra money into the director's unit, and was caught by the head of the department.I don’t need to mention the punishment after I go back. Although Xinnan is not a big city, the City God’s Department is no better than other regions. At the beginning, he took the exam for 12 years before he was admitted to this department. It is more painful for him than losing his mind to lose his job.

After Heiwuchang dealt with his subordinates, he also came to a conclusion: "I'm afraid this time it really wasn't Mingchai who did it."

Kuang Zhiming was also mentally prepared: "Xiaofeng was not in the Taoist temple at the time, ghosts and monsters could get close, and there was no patriarch to save them, so it may be because of other methods of seduction taught by Xiusheng. Their sect is very evil, and there have been various rumors about it before. .”

Upon hearing this conclusion, the priests at the scene immediately set up the incense table and began to trace Xu Xiaofeng's soul collectively, but they didn't know what magic weapon the Xiusheng Cult used, but they didn't feel it at all.

Fortunately, the underworld servants, as their old profession, have a slightly stronger sense. After Heiwuchang took Xu Xiaofeng's hair, he vaguely noticed something: "They are moving southwest."

"southwest!"

Kuang Zhiming immediately realized something: "They want to return to Xiushengjiao! Xinnan City is located in the southwest of the capital!"

Hei Wuchang immediately picked up Xinnan Mingchai, who had been severely injured and lost his mind, and asked the other party where the base camp of the Cultivation Sect was.

Xinnan Mingchai had just encountered the most ups and downs in ghost life, and he was already crying: "I don't know, I only know that they are preaching near Shouwang Mountain in Xinnan. There is a small temple built on the mountainside of the main peak, but they never I live in it, but I only occasionally gather there to teach people to give lectures and practice Qigong, and I never invite me in the residence."

The priests at the scene looked stern: "It's really a cautious sect."

"That's right!" Xinnan Mingchai cried, "I heard that they taught that the current old leader used to be a pyramid scheme. He probably got used to hiding from the police, and he was very cunning."

Wei Xi: "??"

Everyone: "..."

After everyone was speechless, they also felt that it was difficult to deal with. They dealt with monsters and monsters almost the same. How have they dealt with pyramid schemes?And to be honest, it's strange to suddenly learn that the cult opponent I have been jealous of for a long time has engaged in pyramid schemes before...

Wei Xi was still wondering what pyramid schemes were, when the phone rang again, and the little policeman on the other end said excitedly: "Master Wei! We asked the city bureau for support and set up a network of surveillance. Just now, we tracked down the criminal suspect on the third ring road in Beijing. The vehicles were arrested immediately, although not all of them were caught, but one of the suspects was arrested!"

Wei Xi: "Who is it?"

Little policeman: "My name is Meng Xiaoming, he's a little fat man!"

Faint crying came from the other end of his phone: "...Why is the Jingcheng Elevated Road so blocked...It has been blocked for half an hour..."

When the masters heard it, how could they sit still?Immediately got up and went to the viaduct mentioned by the little policeman. Because the viaduct was too congested, everyone had to get off the car halfway, and then walked to the arresting scene under the leadership of the police.

The road was delayed for more than half an hour, and the car at the scene didn't seem to have driven very far. While driving, several old Taoists were discussing countermeasures with solemn expressions——

"The Xiushengjiao has a deep foundation and has been in operation for many years. I am afraid it will not be easy to handle."

"They are so cautious that they don't even know where they live. I'm afraid it will be a tough battle to track down the whereabouts of Xu Daoyou's soul!"

"Have you ever fought against the people of the Xiusheng sect? I heard that this sect is full of tricks, and the discipline in the sect is strict. The local public security bureau in Xinnan cracked down on them several times but failed to pull them down. On the contrary, they suffered heavy losses. I want to know. How terrifying the ability is."

Wei Xi listened to the conjectures of these fellow Taoists, and thought of the three brothers and sisters he had captured not long ago, inexplicably feeling a little wrong: "So they are so powerful?"

Can't see it.

As a veteran member of the local Daoist Association, the old Daoist Quan on the side heard his words and thought that he didn't care about his opponent, so he immediately said to him seriously: "Fellow Daoist Wei, I know you are very talented in Daoism, but in the face of The Xiusheng Sect must not be taken lightly. The old leader of the Xiusheng Sect is well-known in Xinnan, with countless followers and far-reaching influence. , or you will be cunning and cunning, in short, it will not be so easy to deal with!"

When his words fell, there was a pitiful cry from the traffic in the distance: "Woo - I said! I said it all! When my senior brother and the others saw the traffic jam, they left me and went back to Xinnan!"

"Where is Xinnan? It must be in our sect, or he went to Shouwang Mountain, or he went to my master's house."

"Where is my master's house? He has many houses, all in the suburbs of the city and in the mountains. Which one are you asking about?"

Old Taoist Quan: "........."

Wei Xi looked at the fat man in front of him who was handcuffed by the police, his nose was red and his nose was red and his body was shaking from crying: "So many houses, so rich, it really isn't easy to deal with."

Old Taoist Quan: "...Farewell."

The old man doesn't really want such an opponent.

The author has something to say: The tall, thin, pockmarked man who was almost arrested because of the traffic jam in the capital collapsed and fled: "The big city is too scary!"

Xu Xiaofeng [struggling in a coma]: "Husband, my skirt really only costs 1000 yuan!"

Little policeman: "Students are so lewd..."