Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

The viaduct was too congested, and the car owners complained, and many of them rolled down the windows to watch the excitement, and laughed when they saw a group of people walking up the elevated highway: "Oh, so many Taoist priests?"

"Who knows, maybe the road is blocked by traffic. Hey, what kind of rubbish is this on the third ring road? I want to walk down like them and take a few steps."

Taoists: "..."

In addition to the crying of the little fat man, there was also the driver's scolding: "Comrade police, this group of people is so weird, they opened the door and ran away when they saw a traffic jam, and couldn't even call back. Fortunately, this little fat man is so fat that he can't run fast." , was caught by me, you must ask him to give me the fare."

While being questioned by the police, the little fat man had to deal with him aggrievedly: "My brother called the car with his mobile phone. I really don't have any money with me."

The driver almost died of anger when he heard this, and started yelling while standing there. The car owners in front and behind saw the handcuffs on Xiaopang's wrists, and couldn't help being speechless: "Hey! Is it so serious to take a Bawang car these days?"

The priests continued: "........."

The police who showed them the way also explained speechlessly: "It's like this. This group of cult members took an online car-hailing car and wanted to leave the city, but they ran into a traffic jam on the elevated highway. Maybe they were worried about being caught by us, so they decided to abandon the car and run away. The driver who was chasing the fare chased half of the elevated road, and stopped the slowest one. The nearest arresting team arrived after hearing the news, and immediately found that he was one of the suspects we were looking for."

Tuanjieyi muttered to himself: "...how could they be caught like this, are these people fools?"

Daoist Quan was silent for a while, and he didn't know who he was pleading for: "...Maybe it's because people from other places don't know the road conditions in Beijing."

Wei Xi frowned and looked at the dense traffic on the entire bridge, once again feeling some indescribable danger in the world outside the mountain.

When the little fat man was escorted over, tears were streaming down his face, and there were still wounds on his face from being beaten by the online car-hailing driver. After seeing Wei Xi, he trembled even more.

Kuang Zhiming went up and grabbed him: "Where did you take my wife's soul?!"

The little fat man let him shake in shame: "No, it's not with me, it's with my senior brother. They think I'm unreliable and won't let me help with it."

Kuang Zhiming stared at him with red eyes, and the little fat man was also very aggrieved: "We didn't expect to be able to hook up successfully. My senior brother is so good that he can't even hire a messenger. It's just that he ran away like this unwillingly." I wanted to make things difficult for you before I left, so I invited a group of wild ghosts to come out. Obviously most of them were sent to Taicangzong, and you only divided them into three, but who knew that the soul of Daoist Xu was actually invited here gone."

As he spoke, he glanced at the car-hailing driver who was still staring at him in the distance despite the dissuasion of the police, and asked aggrievedly: "Can all the priests lend me some money? I’m so busy running that I don’t know if I can remember to pay the fare.”

No one paid attention to his words of borrowing money, but immediately grasped the key point of the previous sentence: "Daoist Wei, do you feel unwell?"

Wei Xi recalled it for a while, and he was very confused. Except for a few civil servants from the Land Department, he obviously didn't see any ghosts today.He simply called home and asked if anyone in the sect had any accidents. Steward Zhou answered the call. It was quite inexplicable to hear him ask: "Mr. just went out for a meeting, and my wife is drinking tea with friends in the yard. You just left after wiping the stele, and said that today there is a party to attend, and Mike is eating biscuits... Young Master, what do you ask them for?"

Wei Xi hung up the phone and asked Xiaopang: "You really summoned ghosts to Taicangzong?"

"It's definitely impossible to go to your temple. My senior brother said that your temple is very evil. If you want to do it, you have to engage in your industry. Don't you have a few branches in Baidu Encyclopedia?" Xiaopang said in a tone of voice. Admired, "I don't know if I don't check, I'm shocked when I check, Daoist Wei, you have not opened for a long time, and you didn't expect such a wide range of business. You can make more money than us who run cults."

Immediately, a Daoist present took out his mobile phone to search, and was speechless by the information he saw in Baidu Encyclopedia, such as the haunted house chain of a detective company... But the current situation is critical, and it is not a good time to make them speechless. Quickly analyzed: "The business of the detective agency is not clear, the health care center is in the Taoist Temple of Wei, the staff of the brokerage company is complicated, and the ghosts are most likely to be sent to the haunted house of Friends of Wei!"

The little fat man said, "Why are you so surprised? It's just that this haunted house has a specific address, okay?"

Taoists: "..."

Fatty: "Besides, my senior brother said that the online celebrity shop will have a greater impact. The business of this haunted house is still so good. It will definitely not be able to open if there are rumors of ghosts. It can be regarded as a bad breath for us. "

Speaking proudly, he glanced at the people of Taicang Sect, and was taken aback again: "Oh? Why do you have such expressions?"

Unity: "..."

Wei Xi: "..."

Shuo Zong: "..."

******

The expressions of many priests were serious: "Fellow Daoist Wei, let's go to Guiguan Haunted House immediately!"

Wei Xi: "Is it unnecessary?"

Seeing his indifference, Taoist Master Quan couldn't help becoming anxious: "Fellow Daoist Wei! Your haunted house is open to the public, and the people who visit and play are ordinary people. The Xiusheng sect sends ghosts to invade. What if something goes wrong?"

Wei Xi really didn't think it was that serious, but no one at the scene wanted to listen to him. After a wave of confusion, everyone decided to leave for the suburbs on their own. Because the situation was urgent, the priests also asked the police on the spot for support. police car.

The haunted house in the suburbs still stands quietly in the distance. Before the car approached, the eyes of the priests trembled, and there were many discussions in their mouths——

"What a strong ghostly aura!"

"It's even more gloomy than a grave in the wilderness!"

Wei Xi poked his head around and found that it was all right, isn't it just as usual?The Yin Qi is a little bit heavier, but the recent expansion of the haunted house has added a few more employees, which is inevitable.

The Taoist priests were staring at the building, and at the same time they quickly turned over the magic weapon they carried with them. After getting out of the car, they hurried towards the haunted house, but in the middle of the run, they suddenly heard several noises resounding through the sky from inside the house. screams.

The screams were one after another, full of fear, heart-piercing, and immediately after the exit of the haunted house, a few tourists with disheveled hair rushed out, each with frightened expressions and vacant footsteps.

"not good!"

The pace of the priests has also quickened!Rush away!

Unexpectedly, before they approached, the expression of the group of tourists who rushed out changed again, looking at the friends around them and laughing, the fear on their faces was wiped away.

The priests who are running: "????"

The group started laughing at each other—

"Wow, you yelled too loudly just now!"

"You can only scream loudly, okay! My mother's ears are deafened by you!"

"Damn it's so much fun, it's worthy of being an Internet celebrity haunted house, how about going in and playing again later?!"

The Taoist priests slowly slowed down amidst laughter and laughter, and their expressions became confused——

It turned out that it was just screaming during the game?Could it be that the ghosts invited by the seminary did not enter this haunted house?

Just as he was hesitating, the exit door of the haunted house opened again, and this time a short, pale man walked out, walking unhurriedly, with a stiff smile on his face, walking towards the group of tourists.

The expressions of the many priests who were still hesitating in the last second became serious again—"Not good!"

The man's muscles were stiff and his eyes were dull. Although he was walking, the soles of his feet clearly didn't touch the ground. He was exuding a deadly aura that was trying to conceal but could still be traced!

The experienced Taoist priests immediately judged that this is an out-and-out drowning ghost!

Their slow pace quickly accelerated again. The drowned ghost approached the group of tourists, and he must have evil intentions!

However, what happened next seemed to be a bit wrong. When the group of laughing tourists saw the drowned ghost, they didn't show any expressions of fear. Instead, they smiled and said, "Director, the Amway on the Internet is not fake at all. The one in your haunted house The equipment is really excellent!"

Hearing the words, the drowned ghost slowly opened a more terrifying smile on his face, then took out a few folded papers from his pocket and spread them out: "Is that so, customer satisfaction is our greatest purpose, this is the right Our best evaluation, are you interested in filling out our opinion form? As for the suggestions on haunted house equipment and game link settings, once adopted, you can enjoy a [-]% discount for the annual tour pass."

The priests: "...???"

Everyone started to feel a little overwhelmed, standing in place holding the magic weapon, what's going on?

At this time, Wei Xi, who was at the end of the team, was slowly catching up, passed the stunned people, and walked straight towards the drowned ghost.

When the drowned ghost saw Wei Xi, he blurted out, "Boss, why are you here?"

Taoists: "..."

The little fat man escorted here: "..."

Kuang Zhiming vaguely recognized the appearance of this drowned ghost: "..."

Kuang Zhiming stared blankly at the drowned ghost: "...how could it be you?"

The two sides met when Tan Fu was replaced, and later met at the Gangyue Building. The drowned ghost also recognized his appearance, and was quite pleasantly surprised: "Mr. Kuang, why are you here? It's been a long time long time no see!"

Kuang Zhiming asked stupidly: "...Why are you here?"

"I'm not here, where am I?" The drowned ghost said, "I'm working here, the boss has already promoted me to be the head of the customer department of the haunted house!"

Client Manager...

Kuang Zhiming's lips trembled, and he looked at Wei Xi in disbelief: "Wei... Fellow Daoist Wei, is this true?!"

Wei Xi nodded: "It works hard, and its staff training is also excellent. Before it died, it studied hotel management, and its major is the counterpart. The promotion decision is the result of the collective vote of the Zongmen staff."

Kuang Zhiming: "...I'm not asking you this!!!"

He knew that Wei Xi's subordinates had recruited more than 700 ghosts, and he had seen them recruiting on the spot with his own eyes, so he knew that the treatment they gave ghosts was very formal and generous.But before that, apart from being speechless, he didn't take it seriously. After all, it's not uncommon in the Taoist sect to take ghosts for himself. Rumors of hundreds of thousands of ghosts.

But the reason why these ghosts are called ghost soldiers by the Taoist sect is because they function as thugs!Thugs! !

It was used by Taoist priests when they were fighting! ! ! !

It's like the last time when the unfinished building of the Gangyue Building was invited out to fight with the original ghosts. Although the scene at that time was also very speechless, the usefulness is right! ! !

He thought that the group of so-called gold-medal mediator ghosts who were oriented towards Taoist priests to assist in their practice was already the limit, but why did this ghost soldier recruited by the Taicang sect work as a customer manager in a haunted house for ordinary people? ! ! ?Were you still selling annual cards to customers so naturally just now? !Invite customers to fill out proposals? !

Wei Xi didn't understand his shock, so he simply ignored it, and asked the drowned ghost, "Did anything happen to you in the haunted house today?"

The drowned ghost was stunned, and immediately worshiped: "Boss, why are you so well-informed? We have a new theme today, and there are a lot of tourists. In the afternoon, the staff on site are a bit busy, but a group of wild ghosts came to help out from somewhere. They performed very well, and rushed towards the customers when they came in. Just after this wave of work was over, Manager Shen has already taken them to the second floor for training."

Kuang Zhiming: "..."

Other fellow daoists gathered around one after another and asked him in confusion, "Fellow daoist Kuang, what's going on?"

Kuang Zhiming muttered to himself: "Don't ask me, don't ask me, I don't know anything, just ask Taicangzong."

Just as they were talking, another wave of customers screamed and ran out of the haunted house. Like the previous wave of guests, the drowned ghost quickly greeted them and took out proposals to invite them to fill out.The customers were all impeccable, and two more expressed their willingness to apply for an annual card. The drowned ghost's stiff smile immediately showed a little more hospitality, and then he entered the room and brought out a colleague with blood on his face: "This is our sales manager. He will help you complete the card application."

This is also a ghost! ! ! !Don't think that we can't recognize you because your face is so bloody that you can't see your facial features. You jumped to your death! ! ! ! !

The priests at the scene roared in shock, but the ghosts in front of them got along happily. The two young people who proposed to apply for the card joked with a smile: "The details of your haunted house are really well done. Even the managers of the customer department and the sales department have to wear such invasive makeup."

The ghost who jumped from the building let out a sinister laugh: "Everything is for the experience of all distinguished customers."

The customer immediately praised: "I can see it! You are so sincere! The smile of the customer manager just now has been specially trained, right? Most people can't smile so stiffly! It's like a real ghost! There is also a projection device inside, which is actually set The design is so good that you can interact with customers! The ghost was still blinking when he threw it at my feet just now, as if he was really staring at me. I will definitely promote it on Weibo for you when I go back! Such a conscience these days There are not many companies here!"

Humans and ghosts boast about their business, and the scene is like a sea of ​​joy!

Taoists: "..."

At this moment, everyone suddenly understood that this is the position... Taicangzong... provided for the labor force of the Yincao Division.

Although the little fat man didn't know what was going on, he was a colleague after all, and he was stunned when he saw the waves of coquettish operations in front of him.He huddled in the Taoist priests with his hands handcuffed, looked at Wei Xi who had started to read the client's opinion letter of the haunted house with the drowned ghost, and couldn't help but let out a voice of admiration——

"Taicang Sect is so awesome, it's more like a cult than us!"

The author has something to say: Local priests: "I can't refute it!"