Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Mr. Gu said in his heart that the performance of the Taoist priest today is really not right, and his speech is strange.

It was a surprise that the tomb robber was arrested by Mr. Gu before he woke up.In fact, they pretended to be quite secretive, and the people at the scene didn't even think about it because they were afraid. It is estimated that these two veterans might not be able to guess who reported them to them until they were sentenced.The rest of Professor Li was confused and saw the people in this room after waking up, and they were a little dazed: "What's wrong with me?"

He only remembered that he came to the site to investigate in the morning, and some students reported that there seemed to be a person lying in a certain tomb.Worried about the danger in the undeveloped mausoleum, he stopped the students from entering the tomb for inspection. After the inspection, he found that the two were just fainted and did not stop breathing, so he helped them out together.

The moment he stepped out of the tomb, he didn't know what happened. He vaguely heard a vague roar from outside the sky, and when he woke up, he was already lying here.

All right, what's going on here?Professor Li thought it was quite mysterious.

Hearing his puzzled question, the warm-hearted Tuanyi immediately wanted to help explain, but unexpectedly, he was stopped by Mr. Gu.

Mr. Gu smiled and said: "Professor Li, there is a lack of oxygen in the tomb. You fainted for a while just now, and your blood pressure was found to be a little elevated. Did you not rest for a long time?"

Professor Li: "So that's how it is."

This is obviously not the truth, not to mention solidarity, Wei Xi looked sideways at him, and Mr. Gu shook his head lightly at them: "There are some things that we should not let them know. Part of our department's job content is to resolutely implement Socialist core values."

Wei Xi: "What?"

"Haha." Mr. Gu felt that it was embarrassing for him to say this just after going through all these things, so he simply took out a business card and handed it over, "However, the past few years have been a bit uneven, and Daoist Wei can take a look at our main promotion when you have time. Your local Daoist Association has helped us a lot with the column, Daoist Quan and the Daoists helped us complete it behind the scenes in the last issue."

Wei Xi took a look and saw that there were four huge words "Believe in Science" printed on the front of the business card.

Wei Xi asked the second apprentice: "What is this? Have you seen it?"

The second apprentice: "...read it."

Not only have I seen it, but I have also helped filming it before, of course not in my current capacity.

Tuanjieyi came over to take a look, and said in astonishment, "I've watched this show too, but Mr. Gu and you guys did it?"

Mr. Gu laughed more and more embarrassedly: "Just kidding."

"Last episode..." Tuanjieyi recalled, "Oh, there is a villager in Qingshui Village who often wakes up for no reason and finds himself soaking in his own well. In the end, the show took four full episodes and played for nearly [-] minutes. It was very scary, and finally came to the conclusion that she would sleepwalk at night, and she ran to the well to drink water by herself, lying on the side of the well and poking her head until she couldn't drink it, so she would accidentally fall down every time? There are a lot of complaints on the Internet. Those who scold you, I think it's really nonsense after reading it."

Mr. Gu: "...mainly because I can't think of a better reason."

What did Tuanjieyi realize: "...so this is not the reason?"

The old Taoist Quan Yongzhen said silently: "There is a dead ghost in the well. He wants to find a substitute at night. The hostess of that house is the most compatible with his horoscope. Fortunately, he is good at water, and he can paddle instinctively when he is asleep. Call it a success. Later, I went to Qingshui Village to get rid of the ghost, and nothing happened again."

"No wonder the film crew said that the subject was cured of somnambulism after treatment, and I even said what kind of inexplicable plot..." Tuanjie said speechlessly, "Then last week, I always heard strange sounds that night. The reason is that The owner of the neighbor’s cell phone set the alarm time wrong, and as a result, the neighbor’s sleep quality is so good that he didn’t notice that period..."

Mr. Gu: "A female corpse was built into the wall of his house."

"The curtains in the residents' homes were opened for no reason. The last reason was that the curtain rods were crooked and slid open..."

Mr. Gu: "He rushed outside, and a ghost tried to crawl into his house."

Don't talk about solidarity, Wei Xi was dumbfounded, is this okay?Tuanjieyi seemed to have opened the door to a new world, and murmured: "No wonder the audience said that you have a climax in the first half, and qnmb in the second half. The truth is actually like this."

Mr. Gu sighed: "There is no way. In order to break the feudal superstition, some means must be used. No one will watch the serious science popularization. However, although everyone scolds, the effect of this program is very good after it is broadcast. Dissent has been curbed."

Hei Wuchang is also a manager, and he has some sympathy for him: "Sometimes, the people don't want to listen to your preaching, and they really have to use some means."

Compared with Yincao Division, Yangjian is much smarter and knows how to use soft culture to convey values. Yincao Division is always in the frying pan, but it is not as useful as others who entertain and teach.

Mr. Gu was immediately happy when he was recognized. He still remembers the ability of this black suit to invite the Land Lord just now. He is a powerful character!So he immediately offered an invitation: "If Mr. Hei is interested, he can also cooperate with us for a few issues in the future, and serve as our art consultant. It is everyone's responsibility to break the feudal superstition of the people."

Daoist Quan: "..."

He imagined that Hei Wuchang was acting as the art director of "Believe in Science" to break the superstition, and he was suffocating. Why do you let people destroy themselves?

Hei Wuchang didn't think there was anything wrong with it. It didn't make any difference to him whether he believed in ghosts or not. He came to seek cooperation from the government and not to gain a sense of existence among ordinary people. If we cooperate, we must define it."

Mr. Gu: "????"

What kind of nonsense is this?Mr. Gu said awkwardly: "Well, that's good. May I ask Mr. Hei's last name? Dare to ask for his full name?"

Hei Wuchang: "My first name is Fan Wujiu, and my surname is not Hei. Hei Wuchang is just a nickname given by the world."

Mr. Gu: "..."

This tall man looks dignified, but he turned out to be in the second grade unexpectedly, what kind of dark and impermanent world is in the world.Mr. Gu tried his best to keep his smile unchanged: "Ha! Ha! Really, it's really different. This name is very suitable for our column group."

He happened to have something to ask this black suit for help, and after the two of them went out, Unity still thought about it: "If we firmly promote the core values ​​of socialism, how will our sect's advertisement be published, Master?"

"It's okay, Mr. Gu has already agreed." Wei Xi thought of Mr. Gu's attitude just now, and said very reassuringly, "He will find a way for us, right?"

Shuo Zong: "...um."

Daoist Quan: "...hehe"

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Outside the car, the reporters at the excavation site were carrying equipment and surrounded the archaeologists at the site——

"May I ask why the professor of the archaeological team fell into a coma?"

"How about the two comatose people who were first discovered at the scene? Why did they appear here? The nearby villagers guessed that the reason for their coma was the curse from the ancient tomb. What do you think about this?"

"Does the legendary curse of the ancient tomb really exist?"

"Are there ghosts in the mausoleum?"

The members of the archaeological team were sweating profusely from these metaphysical questions, and they couldn't resist at all. The incident of someone unconscious at the archaeological site was spread on the Internet by someone in such a leisurely manner, causing rumors to spread wildly, with different opinions.There are so many guesses like this, the archaeologists and even the little policemen who came to the scene to maintain law and order are a little scared. Archeology is not easy, especially digging a mausoleum is a relatively mysterious thing. Sometimes some situations encountered are really confusing. how to explain.

The little policeman couldn't help but began to shake the stability of his worldview. Fortunately, at this moment, Mr. Gu walked over quickly and began to explain to the camera in a serious manner: "Everyone, don't spread rumors, Professor Lin just woke up. It's not life-threatening, it's just that the excavation site was too tiring, which induced his high blood pressure. In addition, the two villagers we found at the beginning have been proved to be tomb robbers by us, and the reason for their fainting is that they got into the closed tomb Asphyxiation caused by hypoxia in the middle..."

Hei Wuchang took care of him on the side, and was introduced by Mr. Gu as an accompanying doctor. He was handsome, well-dressed and elite, and his nodding manner reassured many people's doubts.The little policeman still thought about it, this strange young man who always wanted to see his leader was also an intellectual, and he was amused by his strange suspicion about the scene just now—Master Wei pinched his fingers to figure out the escape route of the kidnappers. Where can there be ghosts?But any viewer who has watched "Believe in Science" will not believe such an unfounded thing.

Taoist Master Quan watched the scene of Hei Wuchang representing the core values ​​of socialism and breaking all feudal superstitions for the world, and his whole body was drifting like a fallen leaf in the wind.He couldn't stand it anymore, so he simply took his disciples and members of the archaeological team to dig out the Fangtian Seal.

Fang Tianhua's seal was buried in the main seat of the tomb. The moment he was born, his whole body was blood red, exuding an unspeakable ominous aura.However, Director Sima really didn't lie. After pouring a sip of white wine on it, the blood-red color of the seal slowly faded, and finally turned into a rather simple white jade texture.

Old Taoist Quan stared blankly at this seal letter that should have been extremely difficult to deal with. Thinking of the process of Taicang Zong's practice just now, he sighed to the point of being breathless, without any sense of accomplishment.

What the hell is this.

At this time, the members of the archaeological team exclaimed one after another. He looked up, only to find that in the southwest corner of the main seat of the mausoleum where he dug out Fang Tianhuayin, the archaeologists found a whole box of books.

Professor Li, who was already able to walk on the ground, insisted on following. At this time, he was so surprised that he burst into tears, ancient books!This is one of the most important discoveries in every archaeological activity!

So I immediately led the students to start counting, and cheered uncontrollably from time to time—"My God! This! This is "Hou Wenshu"! Only half of the complete works of "Hou Wenshu" are stored in the Beijing Museum!"

"This copybook, my God! It's Gao Wuming's authentic handwriting! It's actually Gao Wuming's authentic handwriting!"

""Wen Zhengqing Guangji"! There is "Wen Zhengqing Guangji" here! There is only one rubbing copy of this book!"

Every time Professor Li looked at a book, his eyes became more fiery than the last moment, and his old palms couldn't help shaking. He was more careful in touching the covers of those ancient books with gloves than in touching a baby.

After putting away the ancient books that he had taken out, he then flipped through the bottom ones. Afterwards, several ancient books were bound very thickly and exquisitely. When he saw the title of the book on the cover, he was stunned: ""Sima Changqing Anthology" "? "Sima Changqing's Poetry Collection"? Sima Changqing? Which poet is this? Why have you never heard of it?"

As he spoke, he curiously opened these works from unknown authors.

Taoist Master Quan suddenly remembered when he heard his voice, isn't the director of the Earth Temple surnamed Sima?Thinking back to the other party’s request just now, I immediately understood that this was probably the poem article that the other party said he wanted me to publish and recommend for primary school textbooks.

Director Sima claimed that his literary talents were not as good as Li Bai and Du Fu's, and there was a lot of grief and indignation in his words, and Taoist Quan couldn't help wondering what kind of talent would give the other party such confidence. He just promised to recommend to the other party as much as possible. Yes, it’s my own family anyway. It stands to reason that it’s not difficult to recommend articles. If you do a little work yourself and make the other party popular, you might be able to form a good relationship with the underworld official of the Earth Temple in the future. Why not? Why not?

Thinking of this, he immediately wanted to recommend something to Professor Li, the biggest intellectual present. Although this professor specialized in archaeology, he was also somewhat prestigious in the literary world: "Professor Li, this book..."

In the next second, before he could finish speaking, Professor Li closed the book with a strange expression and put it aside.

And questioned the students: "How can this kind of book appear here?"

Old Taoist Quan: "????"

He approached subconsciously, put on his gloves, and opened the book for a look.

"……………………"

The old Taoist Quan was even more mournful, and he crawled out listlessly-he also had a good relationship, and it was so easy to sign an author, just this guy, how could I be so unlucky.

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As soon as they climbed out of the mausoleum, a big jeep drove to the scene, and the leaders of the small police and their sub-bureau finally arrived.

The troubles at the scene have been almost dealt with. The director shook hands with Mr. Gu and met. The little policeman remembered that he had promised Hei Wuchang before, and now he saw that the other party was so reliable, and he was a little embarrassed at the beginning. Yes, and took advantage of the opportunity to introduce his director to the other party.

The chief of the small police station was surnamed Xin, and after being introduced by his subordinates, he greeted Hei Wuchang very kindly.

Hei Wuchang listened to his accent and asked with a smile, "Is the new chief from Fujian?"

The new director was delighted when he heard the local dialect: "Are you from Fujian? Where is Fujian? I am from Fuzhou, Fujian."

Heiwuchang: "I am also from Fuzhou."

The new director: "My hometown!"

Hei Wuchang: "My hometown!"

Old Taoist Quan passing by: "..."

He sighed deeply and long, looked back at Hei Wuchang, who was speaking in Fuzhou dialect and shoulder to shoulder with the new director, and who not long ago resolutely spoke for human science and broke feudal superstition, and looked forward again. With the second apprentice next to each other, you eat Wei Xi who peels oranges while I eat.

It tastes delicious, the orange is probably quite sweet.

A boss, a colleague, and... Director Sima who wants to be popular but is crazy about it, but probably will never become popular.

There is no hope in this line of work, and I really can't go on.

The author has something to say: The new director is very excited: "My fellow! This fellow is a good-looking talent, where can I get a job?"

Little policeman: "Director! Chief! Are you okay?! Why are you dizzy, Chief?!"