Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Holding the physical examination form, Wei Tianyi listened to the constant amazement of the doctor in front of him, and guessed the reason why his body became healthy. His expression couldn't help becoming a little dazed, and he didn't know whether he should be happy or unhappy.

In fact, he already felt that something was wrong before that. Recently, he has been in a rage every day, and he has nothing to love.More and more naturally, the wife who began to entertain her girlfriends and the people introduced by her girlfriends to drink tea in the yard, I don’t know why the youngest son who is so idle and often wipes the stone tablet at the door with a ladder, his words and deeds seem to be stimulated. The eldest son of a mental patient, and a group of mysterious neighbors who really came to the door to burn incense for some reason.

Every day when he goes in and out of the house and sees these things, he feels that he is about to explode on the spot in a matter of minutes. It stands to reason that if he is so angry, he should have developed a nervous breakdown, but no matter how hot the anger boiling in his heart is, he has never encountered insomnia Trouble—I feel numb as soon as my head hits the pillow, and sometimes I have some sweet dreams, so that I have to continue to face the bad new day with a very full recovery after waking up every day.

I don't know why, but at this moment, he feels faintly that the biggest effect of improving his physical condition is to let him hover on the verge of being pissed off every day, but he is always alive...

But having said that, with his career and wealth accumulated to such an extent, what he longed for most in the past was really a healthy body.Those partners in the mall who are similar to him have basically started to get in touch with health preservation after they reach middle age, but no matter how they try to make up for themselves, they will be somewhat exhausting and weak, so that now the bosses in the social circles of various industries , the most commonly said sentence is life to make money but life to spend.If he expressed his complicated inner activities to these people, he might really be beaten.

So... so in the end, you should be happy, right?

Wei Tianyi tried to make himself accept this objective reality with complicated emotions.

*****

The thin and tall man not far away found it extremely tricky. It was really the first time he encountered such a situation where he couldn't do anything. Could it be that there was really no way to break into Wei's house?

But behind him there are two naughty juniors, Little Fatty and Pocky Face, chatting with each other——

"These two people are about the same age as Master, and they are still so alive and kicking. They really have different fates."

"It's better not to fight, go back and tell Master, and let Master come to ask them about their health-preserving experience."

"Hey, we can't do what other people do, and the level of missionary work is so-so, so how can we be inferior in maintenance now?"

The thin and tall man was so angry that the veins on his forehead were jumping, he couldn't bear it anymore, he wanted to give them a meal on the spot, his hands started to tremble, at this time, he suddenly heard a probing question behind him: "Mr. Qing, Mr. Qing?"

The tall and thin man looked back subconsciously, and saw a young man on crutches standing behind him. After a little thought, he remembered who the other party was: "Mr. Xing?"

Xing Kai said unexpectedly: "It's really you?"

In the past, the Xing family had bad luck for a period of time, the company was greatly affected, and the elders also fell ill one after another. I asked a lot of Taoist temples and temples, but no one was willing to help solve it. I still heard from someone that I went to Xinnan to ask an expert to come back and move the ancestral grave. better.Xing Kai was brought by his family to participate in the ceremony. I remember that this tall and thin man named Qing Lu was one of the apprentices brought by the powerful Taoist priest at that time.

Xing Kai recognized his appearance, and immediately greeted him: "Mr. Qing is here, Master Pang has also come to the capital?"

The tall and thin man was silent for a while. He still remembered the grand occasion of the family's family's ancestral grave with green water. The green water from the ancestral grave was different from the green smoke. The latter was a good thing, but the former was a sign of the family's lack of virtue. Master spent a lot of effort and used some special tricks, so that the evil things in the other party's family did not continue.However, although the matter was temporarily resolved, they still reminded their disciples not to have too much contact with this family in the future, or they would be tired and unlucky.

So he didn't want to talk too much with the other party, just shook his head: "Master is not here."

Wei Tianyi and his wife seemed to have no loopholes to take advantage of, and now he could only choose to leave if he couldn't face himself in front of his junior brother.But he really couldn't swallow this breath in his heart, thinking that if he really couldn't successfully seduce the soul, it would be a big deal for him to perform a ritual ceremony and curse the family's unlucky years before he left. Wei Tianyi and his wife looked behind him: "Uncle Wei? Aunt Shu? Why are you here?"

The tall and thin man stopped abruptly, and his eyes widened --- what does it mean to find nowhere to go when you walk through the iron shoes?

*****

On the way back, Wei Tianyi was in a very complicated mood. From time to time, he had to look at the car behind him. On the one hand, he felt that there was something wrong with him, and on the other hand, he felt that there were really things in this world that science could not explain. ?

He never believed in these ghosts and gods in the past, but after reading that wonderful physical examination sheet today, he suddenly became a little uncertain.

Otherwise, he would not be stopped by Xing Kai for an introduction, so he agreed to invite those "masters" who didn't know where they came from to go home as guests.He still remembered that these people stopped him at the entrance of the hospital for no reason just now, saying that he was unlucky.It stands to reason that today's inspection results are so healthy, he must believe that this group of people are liars, but now that the worldview has loosened a little, he can't help but think more—it's okay to be pissed off every day, isn't it? A kind of bad luck?

What's more, Xing Kai's attitude of recommending the other party is still very enthusiastic. In order to prove the reliability of the other party, he even revealed that his family has also cooperated with this group of masters.After all, this is not a stranger—the cousin of the eldest son's fiancée, and a friend who often appeared by the eldest son's side in the past. They are both in business in the capital, and he and Xing Kai's father often meet and cooperate in the business field. It can be called a family friend.

Wei Tianyi thought about it, and the more he thought about it, the more he thought about it, the biggest thought in his mind at the moment was——the so-called ghosts and gods that he never paid attention to in the past, could it be true?

*****

Behind, in the car, Xing Kai was in high spirits: "Master Qing, what do you want me to do when you ask me to help you enter Wei's house? Do you want to make trouble?"

Seeing that he was willing to help, the tall and thin man knew that there was an inside story here. Although he buried most of the truth at this time, he did not hide his reason for coming: "There are indeed some disputes that need to be resolved."

When Xing Kai heard this, he was so excited that his hands were shaking: "Good! Good! Good! Master, you must seize the opportunity, at least let Wei Xi be unlucky for a while! I managed to convince Uncle Wei and Aunt Shu !"

Since the last time he was beaten by his own father after eating the overlord's meal, he hated and feared Wei Xi in his heart. He really wanted to take revenge, but he was very forceful intellectually. For the unscientific fighting power he showed, he would definitely be beaten up if he found a place in person, but his credit card was cut off at home because of this, so that he couldn't think of such a bad breath for so long.The appearance of the three tall and thin senior brothers simply scratched his most unbearable itch, how could he not be emotional?

The thin and tall man was also quite happy: "Naturally, thanks to Mr. Xing's help this time, I didn't expect you to be so eloquent that you could win the trust of the couple with a few words."

Xing Kai also felt that he was awesome, so he straightened up secretly, and seeing Master Qing's fat junior, he smiled and said, "Yeah, it's really wicked, the husband and wife knew you, but you cheated me There is no psychological barrier at all. It's too good, it's a good villain in the movie who has no place to die."

Xing Kai Feiyang's mood instantly fell irreversibly to the bottom: "..."

Which side is this guy on?

The tall and thin man turned his head coldly: "...you shut up."

****

When he got out of the car, Xing Kai was not as happy as he was at the beginning, and looked at the little fat man with fear, for fear that the other party would stab him again if he opened his mouth.

Seeing that Wei Tianyi and his wife couldn't help but feel guilty when he was thrust in by the other party, he immediately thought of the few experts behind him who had gained confidence, and asked himself encouragingly: "Master Qing, are you sure about it in a while? "

The tall and thin man nodded with a cold face, as long as he can enter Wei's house, he has a way to use it.

He is still very confident in his own strength, and he couldn't help cheering up when he looked at the gate of the Wei family, which was close at hand, but at this moment, his younger brother carefully pulled him over: "Senior brother, master told us to avoid contact with the Xing family. , You said that our level is good enough, plus he looks unlucky, what if we are also restrained?"

The thin and tall man who was buoyantly looked at Xing Kai who was limping ahead, which was really unlucky: "..."

The tall and thin man couldn't help it: "If you talk again, believe it or not, I'll beat you to death right now."

The little fat man thought to himself, why can't he hear the truth?Wei Chengshu, who happened to go home, also saw his parents. When he saw Xing Kai, he couldn't help frowning, and then glanced at the strangers in Taoist robes: "Who is this?"

Wei Tianyi was still in Schrödinger's superstitious state. At this time, he was ashamed to admit that his world view was shaken, and he said vaguely: "A few priests introduced by Brother Xing came to the house to watch Feng Shui."

Wei Chengshu: "???"

Wei Tianyi looked at his youngest son with the look of dad, are you as abnormal as the eldest brother, and couldn't help becoming angry from embarrassment: "What kind of expression do you have!"

Wei Chengshu: "...No."

Wei Chengshu went back to the house without a word to dig through his tin bucket, and he became more and more sure that he was the only normal person left in the house. The tall and thin senior brother and Xing Kai watched him inexplicably at Wei's house. Set up a ladder outside the gate of the courtyard, and then climb up the ladder with an iron bucket.

Xing Kai was a little dazed: "...Hey, what are you doing?"

Wei Chengshu proudly and gloomyly held the bucket and looked down at him, and wiped the top of the stele heavily with the rag in the other hand: "Are you blind?"

Xing Kai: "........."

Wei Tianyi rubbed his face, turned his head away from what happened: "Don't ask, just go in."

Steward Zhou said that Wei Xi and his apprentices had gone out just now, and it seemed that they were going to pick up a high-ranking official from some department to come back as a guest, but he didn't remember it even though the department was confused.The tall and thin man couldn't help being overjoyed, and immediately asked the two juniors to quickly set up the incense table.

Wei Tianyi was actually a little repulsive in his heart, but at the moment he was a little skeptical, so he could only let them act, and then stood aside and watched from a distance.

The tall and thin man looked around the room first, and became more and more angry in his heart. There was only a small god statue the size of an arm enshrined in the whole damn room!

His sad and indignant eyes turned away from the two picture frames hanging on the wall at random. One of them was a business license and the other was a certificate-like thing.What kind of three-legged cat Taoist temple is this!It's not necessarily so watery to become a monk halfway, he really can't accept that such an opponent has kept him exhausted for several days.

The little fat man also noticed the peculiar simplicity of the Taicang sect, and muttered to himself: "I just said that it is not a hidden sect, but you are so talented, senior brother..."

Pockmarked face looked curiously at the only one enshrined: "What kind of god is this? It doesn't seem to be Sanqing. I haven't seen it before? This Taoist temple is also a cult, right?"

When the words fell to the ground, his eyes suddenly blurred, his feet slipped for some reason, and his nose hit the corner of the table directly.

Everyone: "..."

Wei Tianyi stared blankly at the pockmarked Taoist priest clutching his bloody nose and getting up in panic, and began to feel a little unreliable again: "Dao, Taoist priest, are you okay?"