Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

In the Taicang Zongli, Tuanyiyi was very moved after listening to the master's idea of ​​the Zongmen's advertisement, but considering the actual situation, he could only explain to the master with his fingers——

"No way, master. Advertising is different from internet promotion. It must be approved by the TV station before it can be shown. Ours is a feudal superstition. The content is not allowed. It is impossible for the Cultural Affairs Bureau to let us go on TV. If it is possible, I must have mentioned it to you. , is it still hard to engage in network marketing?"

Outside Taicang, in the biting cold wind——

The tall, thin man was wrapped in clothes, standing far away in the corner of the community, peeping at the believers who were offering incense at the entrance of the Taicang sect.

The smell of incense floated in front of his eyes, making him sneezed, and the little fat man on the side looked at the Baidu Encyclopedia page with his mobile phone and said, "Look, I said it's not a hidden sect, the address is written in the introduction Woolen cloth."

The pockmarked expression on his face was quite shocking: "This is not hidden from the world, it's simply not normal! Look at the Liandu Temple, which is a place of interest, but this Taicang sect is actually opened in a residential area! What's going on! "

The little fat man was very frustrated: "I just said that we are too good at it, and we can't even beat such a target. Brother, I think your skills are average. Instead of fighting them, you might as well report them to the police for illegal business operations!"

Pockmarked face hurriedly said: "Don't mess around, you forgot about us..."

"Oh, yes." The little fat man suddenly realized, "We are also a cult."

"Shut up!" The tall and thin man was so angry that his eyes were red, he stopped the communication between the two juniors, and said through gritted teeth, "It's...it's true...how is this possible..."

Taicangzong is really a small Taoist temple that has just opened? !And according to the information they inquired, the property owner of this house is actually the father of the head of the guard. The daily life of their family does not show any elements related to religion. Playing mahjong, drag racing clubbing, drag racing clubbing, the only Wei Xi who is in charge of the sect's business outside, is actually a major in acting at university, and has been in the entertainment industry for a long time after graduation, what does this mean——

His proud clairvoyance was actually broken by such a half-assed person. This is more than just an ordinary humiliation!

At this moment, even the thin and tall man couldn't help wondering whether his past abilities were just illusions, and whether the rituals he had done were just coincidences, so he no longer had the confidence to refute his junior brother saying that he was good at it. If it wasn't for the words, he just said bitterly: "If it wasn't for the master being badly injured by the backlash..."

"Hey!" The little fat man comforted him, "Didn't they also break Master's request, maybe Master can't beat him, brother, don't be sad."

The thin and tall man: "..."

The thin and tall man said desperately: "Shut up, you can't just let it go, the most urgent thing is to get the real birth date of the Taoist chief."

When he said this, he was still very angry. The stars are really all liars. They even fake their birthdays to their fans. Are they worthy of their support and trust?What else is true in the entertainment industry!

The little fat man said: "Brother, you still have to do something? Why don't you go, we are not good enough, what if we still can't beat?"

The tall and thin man looked at him coldly: "Don't forget, we still have Mr. Mingchai, at worst, go directly into his temple and lock him away. If you can't trust me, can't you trust Master?"

The ghosts in the underworld are the most secret relationship network of Xiusheng Cult. The little fat man stopped talking when he heard it. He has seen the scene of master talking and laughing with the gloomy ghosts. He is a civil servant of the underworld, so it goes without saying that he is capable. If the Taoist priest in Liandu temple hadn't been thundered by the gods in his temple, he would have succeeded by now.

So he asked nah-na: "Then, senior brother, what are you going to do this time? Go straight into their practice, and you will definitely be kicked out before you finish."

The tall and thin man said gloomyly: "Their family believes in ghosts and gods so much that they chose to open a Taoist temple in their own home... Just watch, I have my own way."

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The descriptions of their brothers and sisters are a bit embarrassing, mainly because they don't know what's going on these few days, and their ID cards will be checked immediately in any hotel they stay in.Their identities are special, and they must be afraid when encountering such a thing, so they turn around and run away every time. Later, they dare not live in regular hotels, and only choose those shabby guest houses that do not need to be registered. Get exhausted.

But in order to fool people, the tall and thin man took his two juniors to tidy up patiently, changed into the most formal Taoist robe, and followed Wei Tianyi and others who had left Wei's house to the hospital.

The tall and thin man held a gossip tray that was rolled into a round body, stood at the entrance of the hospital, looked at the couple who got out of the car, and did not forget to teach his juniors by example: "Do you know that our Xiushengjiao was originally just a Why is the fringe small sect able to gain a foothold in Xinnan now, and why was the master selected by the master to inherit the mantle, carry forward the sect, and gain the respect of so many believers?"

The little fat man chuckled: "Who doesn't know, didn't Master engage in pyramid schemes somewhere before he joined the teaching?"

The thin and tall man: "..."

Pockmarked face hurriedly said: "No, the master's talent is also good. I heard that he learned the master's ability to control Yin soldiers within a few years after entering the religion. His spells are also powerful. He has helped many believers solve their troubles."

Fatty: "Yes, but I think the main thing is to be able to socialize and be a human being. Otherwise, it's not easy to have a good relationship with Master Mingchai. The ancestors don't have this ability."

The tall and thin man couldn't bear it and interrupted: "...Shut up, it's because Master knows how to teach people according to their aptitude! Master told me that the method of cultivating disciples must not be simple and rude, and must be different from person to person."

The little fat man and the pockmarked face were all silent: "Huh?"

Mazi straightened his back, and looked coldly at the approaching couple in the distance: "For example, peasants in the countryside who can't read big characters, you just need to tell them that believing in religion can make them accumulate virtue and make money, and the weather will be smooth, and then give some small favors to teach them Famen Qigong, let them see the effect of physical fitness, and they will believe in us. Another example is the old man, who is weak, as long as they believe in religion, they can live a long life and have a good pregnancy in the next life, they will take the initiative to catch us. Containing us is like grasping at straws. Not to mention those who are in trouble, those who are begging for money or life, as long as we can grasp their weaknesses, it will be easy to subdue them."

Pockmarked face seemed to have realized something, and he also looked at Wei Tianyi and his wife: "Then they belong to..."

The thin and tall man smiled, and with a fine Taoist robe on his body, he became more immortal: "They are rich, so of course they are begging for their lives, otherwise why would they come to the hospital together? Whether it is for medical treatment or physical examination, people who come to the hospital, Most of them are begging for their lives."

Many patients and family members around who seem to be troubled by the disease are indeed paying attention to them secretly, and the pockmarked face is eager to try: "Then shall we go up and talk to them now?"

The thin and tall man glared at him: "Don't lower your self-esteem. Since their family chooses to worship gods and Buddhas at home and pray for blessings, they will naturally notice us when we appear here."

When the words fell to the ground, he straightened his expression in an instant, and made a gesture of an expert in the world. The next second, he saw the couple who came together——

He walked past in front of him without looking sideways, without giving any more out of the corner of his eye.

The thin and tall man: "..."

Pockmarked face: "..."

Fatty: "Brother, what should I do?"

The tall and thin man was silent for a while: "It may be that there are too many people who didn't notice us... If the mountain doesn't come, it's me, and I'll go to the mountain!"

The little fat man was a little hesitant: "Will you lower your self-worth..."

The tall and thin man couldn't bear it anymore, and turned his head to glare at him: "Then what should I do!"

Little Fatty: "...then surrender."

Wei Tianyi walked into the hospital with a cold face, feeling that he was about to explode in anger from his elder son, who knew that he was stopped by someone again when he was walking well, and when he turned his head, he saw three guys in Taoist robes .When he saw this Taoist gown that represented feudal superstition, he became angry-it was not enough to have a son in the family who was polluted all day long, no matter how many times he came to a hospital, he could meet such a special group!

The liar at the head also said to him: "Sir, I see bad luck hovering vaguely on your brow..."

Wei Tian waved him away angrily: "Get out! Stop pretending to be a fool!"

The thin and tall man who was swung away: "..."

He stared blankly at Wei Tianyi who waved him away and left with his wife striding away like hiding a ghost, thinking that this is impossible, at least he is a believer of the same clan, how could he treat himself like this?

The little fat man behind him sighed towards the pockmarked face: "Oh, our senior brother's method is not good, and no matter how we preach, it is not very good."

The tall and thin man almost gritted his teeth, and said in a low voice angrily: "I don't think they are treating a disease, but more like a medical checkup. Follow! You can always find opportunities!"

The little fat man was worried: "If you don't get any treatment, how can you have a chance?"

The thin and tall man sneered: "I don't believe that at their age, if they can recover from any physical condition, if there is something wrong with the inspection, wouldn't there be a chance?"

As a result, the words became a prophecy, they followed Wei Tianyi and his wife secretly, and they just saw a scene that shattered their three views.

Wei Tianyi was no less shocked than they were. He took the physical examination form and repeatedly asked the doctor: "Really? Didn't I have high blood sugar and blood pressure all the time? How could the indicators be so normal this time?! Yesterday I Even went to a party and drank!"

The doctor was also very surprised: "Yes, I was also very surprised. I still have the last data on file, but Mr. Wei, your physical condition is very good now, and your blood pressure, blood sugar and blood lipids are completely within the healthy standard. Your wife Also, the whole person is in excellent physical condition and mental condition. During the last physical examination, she still had some symptoms of premature ovarian failure, as if she was about to enter menopause early, but this time, not only did her early menopause disappear, she even shed a little The hair has become so black and thick. I want to ask you how to take care of it."

Wei Tianyi was speechless in a daze, how could this be possible?Originally, when a person reaches middle age, his body will be weakened. He has a bad temper and he is busy with work, which makes this situation even worse.High blood pressure, high blood sugar, liver function damage, etc., there are no serious problems, but there are always a lot of troublesome little problems, how can they just disappear?

The doctor asked him how to take care of it. He thought hard, but couldn't think of anything, but he vaguely thought of something——

If there are any changes in living conditions recently... at most, the eldest son has set up a weird company at home, and he has ripped off all the grass in his garden and planted other things.Among the things grown in the garden, there seems to be a tea with a strange name. The guests who come to the house buy it frequently, and often drink it in the yard. Invited to drink two glasses, the taste is indeed very special...

That's right, Shu Wanrong usually drinks a lot when accompanying guests.But this, this is just a relatively rare tea... How could it really be good for health?

He thought of the thing that made him dizzy due to the weather in the garden every day, and strangely related to himself. He seemed to have failed to faint no matter how angry his eldest son was. Evidence that the body has become healthy...

The tall and thin man followed the whole process, and he was dumbfounded at the moment. This physical condition is completely healthy and unscientific. How should he start?

The little fat man blushed with envy: "Why are you so healthy... that's great. Our master's prostate is not good, and psoriasis and corns often recur. If it weren't for his poor health, he wouldn't be asked to take a backlash on his behalf." Falling down woo woo woo..."