Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Wei Xi was in the local Town God's Temple at this time, when the ghost who had handed over the certificate to him not long ago suddenly appeared again, telling him that the leader who formally handled the unit formalities for the Taicang Sect had arrived from Fengdu.The other party's official rank is higher than that of Taicang Zong, and I heard that he is a minister. Wei Xi, as a department-level cadre, decided to abide by the official rules and take his apprentices to greet him under the advice of his senior disciple Tuanyiyi. a kind of attention.

There are more pilgrims in the Chenghuang Temple in Beijing than in Taicangzong. On non-yearly or festival days, there are crowded heads everywhere, and the incense is so lingering that it almost smokes people.

Wei Xi looked enviously: "Compared with this place, even the incense in Kuang Taoist Temple is not enough."

You must know that he was also envious of Liandu Guan before this, but he didn't know that there is another mountain, and Taicangzong is like a small shrimp in comparison.

"That's for sure." Hearing the master's emotion, Tuanjieyi explained very knowledgeably, "Chenghuang Temple is an old local unit, and it is directly operated by the government. There are chain stores all over the country, which means that there are distribution offices all over the country. Such a place must not be as well-known as it.”

It's popularity again, Wei Xi wants to advertise even more after being talked about by him, doesn't being famous mean having no followers?To be honest, Unity is also very emotional. After persuading Master in the morning, he made a special trip to call someone in the circle like Qiu Guokai to inquire about the feasibility. At that time, Qiu Guokai's answer on the phone was like this: "……………… Wake up."

The content of feudal superstitions cannot be shown on the TV screen. This is a fundamental problem that even a wealthy bigwig like Qiu Guokai cannot solve: "There is a Ministry of Culture and Radio and Television auditing, you don't even have to think about it! Don't talk about it." , our company made a new drama last year, there are no ghosts in it, because the protagonist is not enough for the core values ​​of socialism, so far it has not been able to get a star!"

From this, Wei Xi learned of two unattainable and mysterious organizations-the Ministry of Radio and Television and the Ministry of Culture.It is completely like a boss.

Looking at the pilgrims belonging to other units swarming around him, thinking of his broken business plan and the sect that was still in its infancy, he couldn't help frowning deeply: "I don't know how to make them let go. "

Tuanjieyi laughed and said: "Anyway, if there is no PY transaction, we can only hope that a leader will come to our house to apply for a membership card."

Shuo Zong: "..."

This pair of idiot master and apprentice really refreshed his three views all the time.

Wei Xi came back to his senses, and let out another snort: "The messenger said he was going to pick up someone, why hasn't he come back for so long?"

"And there are too many people around here, right?" Tuanjieyi also said confusedly, "Where is the leader going to come out from? In broad daylight, there are so many believers here, won't it really scare people?"

He remembered that when Ming Chai was seductive in the hospital, there was a gust of wind, and he didn't know if the leader's grandeur would be even bigger today.

Just as they were talking, a clear male voice came from behind everyone: "Is this Director Wei?"

Tuanjieyi subconsciously followed Master and turned his head to look, and then: "..."

In the main hall of Chenghuang Temple, a young man was standing behind the threshold with his hands behind his back. He was wearing a black suit with his hands behind his back. His clothes were neat and his shoes were shiny. Curly Weissy.

The pilgrims who walked into the main hall holding incense seemed to be able to see him, and they couldn't help but look sideways, because he didn't seem to be in a place like Chenghuang Temple at all. That type of professional materialism.

These pilgrims rubbed their arms while peeping, and asked the people around them: "Why is it so cold in the hall?"

Of course it's cold, Unite Yi said in his heart, do you know how many ghosts surrounded this man, they still turn their heads and stare at you when you walk past them now!

Wei Xi nodded calmly at the other party: "It's me."

There was a very official smile on the man's face, and he walked over with square steps, and now he could see the official authority: "Director Wei, hello, I'm Fan Wujiu, from the City God's Department of the Underworld Deputy Minister."

Wei Xi shook hands with him, a little confused about the situation, and Tuanjieyi was also confused: "This name seems familiar..."

Shuo Zong opened his mouth, looked at the man in the suit in front of him, and felt that there was nothing to complain about: "...you can also call him Hei Wuchang."

Tuanjieyi: "Wow, that's really unexpected."

Ojbk, it’s really different from ordinary Mingchai, he looks so rich, he wears an Armani suit, and the belt is from Hermès...

Seeing him staring at his belt, Heiwuchang seemed to be afraid of causing misunderstanding, and hurriedly explained: "This is a gift from the annual meeting of the Underworld Division, not from the believers."

Tuanjieyi sighed: "Your Yincao Division's annual meeting is so rich..."

Heiwuchang laughed: "In the past few decades, there have been a lot of ghosts, and the GDP has risen relatively fast. They are all brother departments. If you are interested, you can come down to participate in this year's annual meeting together."

Unity: "..."

After he finished speaking, regardless of Tuanyiyi's bewildered expression, he warmly shook hands with Wei Xi again and said, "To build a new underworld and solve the problem of staying in ghosts, what we need is a man of insight like Director Wei." Only by working together, can we truly implement the new development of socialism! I am very grateful to Director Wei for being the first to solve the problem of labor surplus for us."

The pilgrims who passed by Shangxiang looked at the group of guys blocking the entrance of the main hall: "...can you let me go? I'm going in to worship Lord Wuchang."

Black and white impermanence are collectively referred to as impermanence masters. Hei Wuchang turned out to be his followers when he saw the thick candle in the other party's arms, and he couldn't help showing joy: "Thank you for your support."

Believers: "..." Crazy.

Tuanjieyi looked at the back of the pilgrim with a distorted expression, and said to himself, Auntie, do you believe that you just met your idol.

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Wei Jia, pockmarked face is still a little confused, what's going on, why did Duan Duan fall down just now?

However, before he could figure it out, the tall and thin man had already opened his mouth: "Don't waste time, let's start quickly."

He walked around the room with the magic weapon, his aura was quite compelling, and from time to time there was a cloudy wind blowing up on the ground. Wei Tianyi had never seen such a battle, and he made his doubts gradually disappear, and the balance became more and more negative. Sliding in the direction of superstition.Seeing this slender Taoist priest suddenly stop, he opened his mouth and said to him: "Give me your family's birth date."

Wei Tianyi subconsciously asked, "What is that?"

The tall and thin man was almost pissed off, this damn Taoist temple was even more deadly than he imagined!The people in the temple don't even know what the birth date is!

The little fat man couldn't help sighing: "Oh!"

This sigh had a deep meaning, and the tall and thin man felt deeply humiliated, so he could barely suppress his anger: "It's your family's date of birth."

Wei Tianyi replied cutely: "Oh, it's still early."

The thin and tall man: "..."

Who the hell is celebrating your birthday!

"Give it to you if you want it! Bring it!!!"

Wei Tianyi couldn't help frowning. Although he felt that this person should be capable for the time being, he was not used to being bossed around by him. Why did the priest have such an attitude?

Xing Kai at the side saw that the situation was not good, and hurried forward to persuade him: "Uncle Wei, this is what the Daoist priest uses, if he asks you to give it to you, give it quickly."

Wei Tianyi vaguely felt a little strange: "What method is he going to do? Why does he need to use our family's birthday?"

The tall and thin man gritted his teeth and said, "Or just give it to your eldest son."

Wei Tianyi was still vigilant: "Why do you want his birthday?"

The tall and thin man knew it would not be so easy, so he said patiently, "Give it to me first, I need it."

Wei Tianyi was dubious, turned around and asked Shu Wanrong: "Where did Wei Xi come from?"

Shu Wanrong didn't know either, so she could only take out her mobile phone: "Wait until I search Baidu Encyclopedia, I remember that he has editors for fan entries."

The thin and tall one: "????"

Fatty: "Wow, this family is really amazing."

Two-phase attack, the thin and tall man was on the verge of collapse: "What do you mean?"

Wei Tianyi thought he was saying that he didn't know his son's birthday, and felt a little ashamed for the first time. Fortunately, although he didn't remember it, there was always a record in Zhou's housekeeper: "Sir, wait a minute, I remember the birth record of the eldest son. Keep it in the study."

As he spoke, he quickly went upstairs and took down a file folder, and took out a piece of paper from it. Wei Tianyi just wanted to take a look after taking it, but was quickly approached by the tall and thin man and snatched it.

Wei Tianyi was a little unhappy when he offended him: "Daoist Qing, what are you doing?"

But the thin and tall man was uncharacteristically, with an ecstatic and ferocious expression: "Ha! I finally got it!"

Wei Tianyi began to realize something was wrong: "Daoist Qing, what do you mean?"

After getting what he wanted, the tall and thin man stopped pretending and gave him a cold look.This guy has been walking him since he was in the hospital in the morning. Wei Xi, the three-legged cat, is even more in cahoots with Liandu Guan, actively provoking their students, so much so that his master was hit hard by the backlash, and he is still bedridden. .

But fortunately, his patience and exhaustion finally paid off!This birth certificate is Wei Xi's reminder!

He grinned grinningly and grabbed the thin piece of paper, and quickly spread it out under the astonished and panicked gazes of Wei Tianyi and Shu Wanrong!

“……………………”

The little fat man poked his head over and took a look together, then calmly judged: "Brother, they seem to be playing tricks on you."

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Wei Xi led Hei Wuchang and a group of ghosts back to Taicangzong, and before he got close to the door, he heard a crashing noise, he was stunned, and took two steps forward, and saw Wei Chengshu standing in the courtyard with a cold face The door looked into the house.

Wei Xi poked his head and took a look, and found that it was a mess inside, and the ground was in a mess, and he could still hear Wei Tianyi's roar that hadn't appeared for several days.He asked Wei Chengshu, "What's the matter?"

Wei Chengshu glanced at him with his eyes on the back of his forehead, his expression numb: "My parents brought a group of Taoist priests home to do it, and they said it was introduced by Xing Kai."

Wei Xi: "Huh? And then?"

Wei Chengshu said indifferently: "Then we started fighting with them."

Tuanjieyi saw that the beating was quite fierce, and he could vaguely hear someone yelling "How dare you play me!" and Wei Tianyi angrily shouting "crazy!", and couldn't help being a little stunned. What's going on?

Wei Tianyi's way of inviting people back to his sect is very strange, how can he still fight?Could it be that there was a dispute over legal remuneration?Do you want too much or don't want to give?

He asked Wei Chengshu, "Aren't you going to help?"

Shu Wanrong hid outside a long time ago, Wei Chengshu snorted coldly, threw away the iron bucket and leaned against the courtyard wall, with a face full of nothing to do with himself.

Wei Xi was a little annoyed, he came from his family's sect to do things, and even fought with his own disciples. What's the matter with this group of outsiders: "Are you here to mess things up?"

Wei Chengshu thought of the group of Taoist priests, and sneered: "I think it's more like a neuropathy."

After he finished speaking, he noticed the strange elite man following Wei Xi, glanced up and down, frowned and asked, "Who is this man? Your new apprentice?"

Hei Wuchang was very focused on the group fight scene in the room, and didn't pay attention. Wei Xi thought that Wei Chengshu was an advanced disciple of his own sect, so he answered him patiently: "No."

Wei Chengshu's expression relaxed a little, and in the next second, he heard Wei Xi's introduction: "This is Hei Wuchang, the deputy director of the City God Department of the Yincao Division, and he came here specially to inspect our sect today. You go and inform Steward Zhou, and get ready to receive him. Work."

Damn, there really aren't any normal ones.Wei Chengshu's face was indifferent for a moment: "......... Oh."

Just as we were talking, the scene of the scuffle inside suddenly changed. A tall, thin man in Taoist robe struggled to get away from Wei Tianyi's shouts and fists, and yelled angrily, "You really want to toast and don't eat fine wine!" !!!”

Wei Xi saw that the second apprentice beside him frowned after seeing each other's appearance clearly.

Wei Xi asked, "What's wrong?"

The second apprentice looked down at him: "I can't find it anywhere. I didn't expect them to come to the door on their own initiative. You are going to make a contribution."

Wei Xi: "What skill?"

The second apprentice: "Fight against cults."

Tuanjieyi immediately reacted: "Is it the Xiusheng sect?! The group of people who asked the underworld to seduce Kuangdao's long soul?!"

Hei Wuchang was very sensitive to this word, and immediately came back to his senses: "Mingcha?"

Tuanjieyi quickly explained: "This is a cult from the south. It has a private relationship with Mingchai. It can drive Mingchai to seduce people's souls at will. There have been several incidents recently."

Hei Wuchang's expression immediately became very serious, and he glanced at the group of ghosts behind him. The expressions of the ghosts who followed him immediately changed drastically, and they all refuted: "Little brother, don't talk nonsense! Our grassroots ecstasy Even if there are rules and regulations, absolutely do not take a single stitch from Yin and Yang people!"

When their voices fell to the ground, a thin, tall and sharp roar came from the room: "You dare to hit me! I don't think you will die if you don't see the Yellow River! Believe it or not, I will immediately invite Master Mingchai! Take your soul away!"

Many ghosts outside the courtyard: "..."

The tall and thin man was kicked violently by Wei Tianyi a few more times while he was speaking, holding him down and yelling at him: "Damn liar!!! You're too bad, your mother's size is too bad, come to my house to get nervous, see if I don't beat you to death today !!"

The thin, tall and thin man couldn't beat him at all, so he could only evade with his head in his arms. He seemed to be extremely angry, and finally took out a token from his pocket regardless, and yelled towards the sky: "Thunder orders, urgent as sparks, psychic land!" , Hearing my order, coming quickly, reporting something, rushing as if there is no extremely high true law!!"

Then he yelled at a little fat man on the side: "Light a fire! Take the ingot!! Burn the paper for Mr. Mingchai!!"

Wei Xi heard a commotion behind him, turned his head, and saw that many ghosts behind him were loudly getting rid of their ties: "This is the summoning order of the Xinnan City God, and it has nothing to do with our local area! Our local City God's Department definitely did not do this of!"

At the request of the tall and thin man, the little fat man started a fire quickly, and then endless smoke and dust flew into the sky, and as the tall and thin man fell to the ground with a password, a gust of wind suddenly blew up on the flat ground, and then there was a ghost dragging a long fire. Long chains slowly appeared in front of the tall and thin man.

The gloomy man, who had just appeared and hadn't fully shown his figure, couldn't wait to pick up the ingots burned by the little fat man. After receiving enough ingots, he stuffed them into his sleeves and asked the thin and tall man in a dark voice. A: "You are calling me?"

Hearing the voice, the tall and thin man was overjoyed immediately, and was about to tell the approaching Ming Chai his request with the token, when Ming Chai, who was only showing half of his figure, suddenly stopped stuffing ingots into his sleeves.

Then it slowly turned its head to look at the certificate of Taicangzong hanging on the wall.

He seemed to sense something again, and slowly turned his head to look at the gate.

In a world invisible to ordinary people, countless pairs of eyes meet awkwardly.

"……………………"

The thin and tall man was talking, when he suddenly couldn't sense the existence of Mingcha, he couldn't help exclaiming: "Master Mingcha! Master Mingcha!"

However, what responded to him was only paper ingots scattered all over the place, and there was no more sound.

The tall and thin man was stunned, what's going on?Ming Chai had already appeared just now, why did he suddenly disappear?He took out the summoning token in disbelief, and yelled at the sky again, obviously the procedure was in place as before, but this time even the movement just now was gone.

The little fat man also realized something at this time, and said with a mournful face: "Brother, why are you getting better and better, last time you just couldn't hook the soul, but this time you can't even call out the ghost."