Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Zhilixuan and his partner Guo Zilian couldn't stop arguing, and they almost couldn't maintain their dignity, but the employees of Taicangzong were only interested in having fun, which made Master Xia unbearable, just to maintain the status of a world-class expert. In terms of image, he can only stretch his legs and feet slightly, but his body is still getting heavier and heavier.

Of course it is heavy, he is almost enough to hang twenty ghosts on his body, and he is qualified enough to perform in the circus.

Taking advantage of this spare time, Shuo Zong took out his mobile phone and searched for the accident in the forest zoo. When Zongmen organized the team, he didn't expect to investigate this. Now after searching, he found that there are a lot of news about the zoo recently.

Wei Xi watched with his head next to his head, and read slowly: "There was an accident in the photo project in the Tiger Park. The Siberian tiger almost scratched the tourists and escaped from the park?"

"Swan Lake swans flee collectively, chasing and biting visitors?"

"The howling of animals in the zoo late at night woke up the residents of many nearby residential areas?"

The news, big and small, was arranged together, the titles were weird and horrifying, but the content was almost the same, all of which were animals that almost hurt the tourists when they fled. Wei Xi watched it for a while, and then heard the apprentice calmly say: "Maybe they have been summoned to flee collectively. "

Wei Xi: "Summon?"

Shuo Zong hummed: "A master of ghost cultivation can command tens of thousands of ghost soldiers. In the folks, he is known as the ghost king and ghost queen, and a master of wild beast cultivation can also command a hundred beasts. This kind of leader is the king of beasts."

Wei Xi had heard the name of the king of beasts: "The king of beasts, is it a tiger?"

"That's right." Shuo Zong nodded, "In the wild, the tiger is usually the most powerful among all the beasts in the mountains and forests."

The order of the animal world is different from that of the human world. The human world is governed by the government, which pays attention to the rule of law, and everyone abides by the rules of public power. Animals do not have this, and they all rely on instinct. Whoever is the most powerful is the boss.

The tiger is known as the king of beasts because of its strong individual combat ability, and generally no one can beat it alone in the mountains and forests.

Wei Xi understood, glanced at the image of the mighty tiger in the photo, recalled Master Xia's previous judgment, and couldn't help but silently glanced at the giant panda in the viewing area, which was perfectly round, black and white, lying on its back.

Giant Panda: "........."

What does that look mean?Look down on bears?Do you know how much the bite force of a panda is?

Zhi Lixuan broke up with Guozilian's partners, and returned to Wei Xi angrily: "Master Wei, don't worry about them, they do what they do, and we do what we do."

Guozilian also said something to Master Xia. Master Xia glanced at Wei Xi and said nothing, but the disciples behind him all showed indignant expressions, as if they had been greatly insulted.

Master Xia shook his head lightly, signaling them not to be angry, and acted very magnanimously and beautifully: "It's okay, let's exchange Taoism, you put up the altar, and help me exorcise evil spirits in the park."

His disciples had no choice but to look away angrily and began to set up the altar. At the same time, they opened the suitcase they carried with them with a sense of ritual, took out a brand new Taoist robe, shook it off, and carefully put it on for him.

Master Xia spread out his arms calmly, looking really super formal and pompous, his Chinese-character face was so bluffed that he didn't dare to breathe.

Even Zhi Lixuan, who had an unpleasant quarrel with Guozilian, secretly guessed that the master invited by the partner might indeed have some skills, but he was getting angry at the moment, and he really didn't want to compromise, so he finally focused on Back to Wei Xi.He had heard Qiu Guokai's praise of this master. When it comes to doing things, Master Wei must not lose the wind and win back for himself.

He hurriedly asked: "Master Wei, shall we also open the altar? Do I need to prepare anything?"

However, Master Wei did not answer directly, but turned his head to look at him seriously, and then said slowly: "The director of the garden."

Zhi Lixuan: "Huh?"

Wei Xi: "Does your zoo treat animals badly?"

Zhi Lixuan: "Huh????"

The apprentice said that the abnormality in the zoo was probably caused by the animals hearing the call. Based on the analysis of the corporate management that Tuanjieyi found for him, didn't it mean that he met his peers to poach employees?What else could be the reason for these animals answering the call and eager to leave the zoo?It must be that everyone feels that the boss who poached the wall is treated better.

Wei Xi also started a company and started a business. Looking at Zhi Lixuan, a colleague, he couldn't help showing disapproval: "Making money is important, and employees' sense of belonging is even more important. Only when employee benefits are in place, they will not always I want to jump ship."

Zhi Lixuan: "………………?????"

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Master Xia seemed calm, but he was actually paying attention to the conversation here, and almost laughed out loud.

At first, he thought that this was a colleague who was similar in nature to him, but seeing Lixuan's trust in him, he was quite wary, for fear that this was a high-ranking veteran who would be difficult to deal with.Who knew that this person would show timidity as soon as he opened his mouth, and he could even make up reasons for animals wanting to quit, what kind of brain circuit.

The Chinese-character face was also silent for a moment, and looked at Wei Xi with a strange expression, feeling more and more reliable that the expert beside him was more reliable, and asked carefully: "Master Xia, the panda becomes a spirit... how to solve it? After all, it is also a National treasure, if you get hurt, how will you explain to the country.”

Master Xia took the mahogany sword from his apprentice. He didn't know how to solve it, but he was still very good at fooling people: "Don't worry, I have traveled the world for decades and dispelled countless evil spirits. If you commit a great crime, you won’t be punished until death, and it will be fine when I communicate with it and subdue it.”

As he spoke, he stared at the panda and yelled suddenly amidst the lingering incense: "Five thunders, the train general, set the flag and summon urgently, don't stop. Be as urgent as a law!"

The panda looked at him tremblingly in fright, and the bamboo in his hand fell to the ground with a snap.

Guozilian was shocked when he saw this: "Sure enough, there is a reaction!"

Taicang sect ghosts: "...it's strange that there is no response to such a loud voice."

Zhi Lixuan felt a little precarious just like the Chinese character face. This master Xia's practice was indeed very majestic. Then he thought of Wei Xi's explanation to himself, and saw that Wei Xi was just watching the dojo over there in silence. Not moving, can't help but feel overwhelmed.Why does the master Wei I found look better than ordinary masters?

Moreover, the explanation given by Master Wei is also different from that of Master Xia. It seems that the problem of his zoo has nothing to do with the Feng Shui of ghosts and monsters. It is just that the animals want to go. This explanation is really full of weird scientific sense, not metaphysical at all.

Master Xia stepped on the steps of Yu, praying to the gods and chanting curses. Even though he was middle-aged, his spirit was not empty at all. His sonorous voice frightened the panda into a daze and remained motionless.

With sharp eyes, he pinched his fingers and slammed his head towards the sky, then grabbed a sea bowl placed on the altar, took a mouthful of shochu, approached the fence, and squirted towards the panda!

The panda was sprayed all over the face, and then got up and hid!

Wei Xi frowned in distaste, can't he avoid it, there's a lot of saliva mixed in the wine.

Master Xia put down the bowl, but glanced at him inexplicably, and then slowly said to Guo Zilian with a look of success: "It was shocked by me, and I already know how powerful it is, so I don't dare to make trouble again."

The square face was convinced, the panda ran so fast just now, it was obviously scared!

This is the power of charlatans. With psychological hints and tricks, regular Taoist priests succeed in exorcising evil quietly. Only he knows the result, but he can think of an interaction method that makes the panda avoid it. The employer can see it with his own eyes. Do you feel awesome?

The Chinese character face is really thankful: "Thank you, Master Xia!"

Master Xia nodded, his expression was calm, and his posture was quite beautiful. Zhi Lixuan who was called to Weixi's side also became uneasy. His eyes were a little hesitant. Now, it seems to have suppressed that troublesome monster. Could it be true that Taoism is profound?

He quietly looked at Wei Xi, but Wei Xi still didn't intend to move, but just quietly looked at that Master Xia with probing eyes.

Wei Xi is studying hard. This master's way of doing things is indeed very good. Wei Xi has done so many rituals, and he has always felt that he has done a good job. Compared with Master Xia, he can get an employer without doing anything. Enthusiastic reverse, I obviously still have a lot of room for improvement.

Seeing him ignoring him, Zhi Lixuan received his partner's smug gaze, and saw that the other party was about to leave, he hesitated for a moment, and interrupted Wei Xi's thoughts in a low voice: "Wei, Master Wei...you..."

Are you really not going to make a move?

As soon as the words fell, there was a wave of noise from a distance outside the panda house, and then the phone in the partner's pocket began to ring loudly, interrupting his question.

As soon as Guozilian answered the phone, the smug expression on his face suddenly dissipated: "What?! The red pandas in the free-range area of ​​the little panda house escaped collectively?!"

Everyone at the scene looked at him immediately, and the staff on the other end of the phone were about to cry: "It's not just the red pandas! The black swans and flamingos in the Bird Pavilion have also escaped! The lions and tigers in Liger Mountain are also very restless !Trying to climb the protective wall, now the black swans and flamingos are running all over the garden. Tourists thought it was an interactive project in the garden, and they didn't know how to avoid it. They even watched and took pictures. What if they really hurt people? manage!"

The square face was stunned, and after hanging up the phone, he looked at Master Xia in disbelief.

Master Xia was also dumbfounded. He probably didn't expect to be exposed so quickly. However, his psychological quality was extraordinary, and he quickly calmed down again, and seriously analyzed: "I was negligent, and the situation in your garden seems to be fine. As simple as I imagined, there may be more than one panda house haunted by monsters."

Guo Zilian was skeptical, but he was a little in awe of him after all, and he didn't dare to raise any doubts. He asked hesitantly, "Then... then, Master Xia, do you have a solution now?"

Master Xia was silent for a moment, seemingly lost in thought. Zhi Lixuan on the other side was dying of anxiety, but he forgot to carry his mobile phone with him, so he couldn't direct the staff to work in real time, so he could only ask Wei Xi like a life-saving straw: " Master Wei! What should we do now? If the animals escape from the zoo and run into the streets, everything will be over!"

Seeing that he was about to have a cerebral hemorrhage, Wei Xi thought it was not easy for him to be an entrepreneur with so many employees who wanted to quit collectively, so he nodded and said: "Although they are dissatisfied with their jobs, the remuneration issue can be solved by more communication. It’s fine, I’ll help you once.”

Master Xia, who was pretending to be garlic, looked at him in shock, I'll go, dare to do it in this situation?Are the current peers in the rivers and lakes so courageous? !

Zhi Lixuan received a response. Although he still couldn't understand Wei Xi's words, he couldn't care less about questioning at this time, and asked in a panic, "Master Wei, can you help us track down the escaped animals?"

Wei Xixin said that’s for sure. Are the more than 700 employees he brought just for fun? Just as he was about to speak, Xiaopang jumped to his side and stopped him in a panic: "Boss! You can’t tell him that we are here! We are not Fare evasion came in!"

Wei Xi: "..."

Shuo Zong: "..."

Fairy employees: "..."

Wei Xi also remembered now that his ghost employees did not seem to have bought tickets, the more than 700 team building team Unity only bought a dozen tickets, and the rest were directly floated in from the top of the gate .

The boss is right across the street. It's really not good to let others know. So many ghosts came in for nothing and didn't pay for the visit...

Thinking of this, Wei Xi could only choose to hide the existence of his ghost employee, and nodded vaguely: "I'll call."

Zhi Lixuan was overjoyed, and guessed: "Master Wei knows the beast summoning technique? Do you need the method of altar?"

Wei Xi signaled his employees to go out to work. After thinking about it, he felt that he had to go through a formality, so he nodded. He didn't set up another dojo, so he took advantage of Master Xia's previous scene.

When Zhi Lixuan was excited, he was also taken aback when he saw his unconcerned manner, always feeling a little casual.

Master Xia's eyes were almost rolled to the sky. As a half-expert, how could he fail to see what Wei Xi was doing?I can't wait to go up and teach by example.This young man's way of working is really worrying. Charlatans also pay attention to work skills. The other party has made countless mistakes in a short time. First of all, the sense of ritual must be sufficient. It doesn't matter whether it is useful or not. Satisfaction is the only way to do it, and secondly, urgent orders that require immediate results must not be accepted, and he even invented a beast summoning technique...

Thinking of this, Master Xia has almost encountered the embarrassment of this colleague who was exposed by the customer on the spot after failing to do so. Who knows that he suddenly heard a noisy voice in his ear, and he was stunned.

Wei Xi, who was in sight, was still absent-mindedly reciting words on the altar, which was very different from Master Xia's previous solemn and solemn battle. There was a sudden high-pitched swan cry outside the gate, and with indescribable reluctance, the first black swan flew in fluttering its wings.

Master Xia: "!!!!"

The second, the third, after a while, flamingos and red pandas appeared one after another in the black swan group. They were all shouting loudly as they entered the house, as if they were arguing with someone, Zhilixuan But regardless of this, after counting the number, he was so happy that he almost passed out, there was not one missing!Master Wei's summoning technique is too awesome!

Although for a moment he felt that these embarrassed and angry animals that came in seemed not to be summoned, but more like driven, but this thought was quickly thrown away by him within half a second. !

The Guozilian, who had always been skeptical, was also full of shock at this time. After being shocked, he couldn't help but silently looked at Master Xia who was sitting beside him.

Master Xia's expression was stiff, his eyes were dull, and his face was bloodless. He looked at Wei Xi who put down the magic weapon and left the altar without moving, and looked like he was already stupid.

Wei Xi ignored him and looked back. His employees were riding geese, riding geese and scratching their tails, and they kept making driving sounds, which harassed the animals that were blasted in very violently. Of course, the ordinary people present at this scene People are invisible.

Although the animals were driven in, they still wanted to leave. Zhilixuan closed the gate and asked Guo Zilian to call the breeders to bring the cages. However, although the current predicament was resolved, he was still worried: "Master Wei , this is not the first time they have escaped, the selling point of our forest zoo is that the animals are divided into areas to move freely, but now that it is like this, are they going to be kept in cages to live in the future?"

Wei Xi shook his head disapprovingly: "Employees are dissatisfied with their salary, of course they need to communicate, how can they keep them if they are forced to stay, and they won't work hard if they stay."

Zhilixuan: "..."

The master was pretty reliable just now, why are you talking weird things now?

Wei Xi didn't explain to him, but only turned his attention to his staff, who are supposed to be animals and should be able to socialize.

Pheasant King looked at the flamingos and swans at the scene, hesitated, and volunteered: "Chairman, how about I come?"

Hearing the voice-over, Zhi Lixuan was stunned for a moment, and was startled again: "Master Wei, there are actually people in your temple who can communicate with animals?!"

Wei Xi hesitated for a moment, but also knew that the pheasant essence should not be discovered: "He can talk a little bit."

Pheasant Essence: "..."

Pheasant Essence corrected in humiliation: "It's bird language."

No matter what language he speaks, Zhi Lixuan is still unbelievable. He watched in shock as the handsome young man picked the leading black swan and began to speak.

The voice of the conversation was so low that he couldn't hear it at all, but the black swan obviously reacted, and its head, which was combing its feathers, suddenly turned to him.

Then it flapped its wings and quacked a few times, with a hoarse and angry voice.

Zhi Lixuan saw the young man froze, and turned his head to look at him with a complicated expression, with a strange expression.

He was a little confused: "...what's the matter?"

Young man: "Have you recently changed the feed of Swan Lake to the low-end XXXX brand?"

Zhi Lixuan: "????"

He turned to his partner's Guozi face in shock: "What's going on? Why don't I know? Guanghao, did you do something secretly?"

In charge of zoo feed purchases, and recently began secretly cooperating with some familiar staff in the park who are self-sufficient. He never thought that he, who was infallible, would be exposed and reported by such a strange object on such a strange occasion, his face was blank, and he said yes I can't even tell the words that I can tell: "........."

Zhi Lixuan understood immediately, and his expression became a little angry when he stared at him.

Seeing this, the young man stroked Black Swan's neck comfortingly, with a look of contempt on his face: "Why, I wouldn't be working in this crappy place if it were me."

The author has something to say: "It's a mistake!"