Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Wild Boar Essence sincerely feels that this is the mother of her future children. Should her future piglets have Chinese names or foreign names?

The boss, Wei Xi, didn't realize the cry from the heart of his employees who had been single for many years.

After entering the zoo, the ghosts dispersed, and the eldest apprentice was also sent to free activities. He followed the second apprentice to walk along the path of the zoo. After seeing several exhibition halls, he realized that none of the attractive animals could be eaten. After that all interest disappeared.

The second apprentice walked quietly beside him, and he didn't look like he was interested in animals. He was dressed in black, with his hands in his pockets, walking very slowly, with a calm expression all the time, but when Wei Xi looked at him, But he could also quickly realize: "What's wrong?"

Wei Xi stared at him for a while. Out of the corner of his eye, there were mostly tourists in pairs, similar to him and his disciples, but most of them were holding hands and walking very intimately.

It was a bit cold on a cloudy day, Wei Xi tightened his coat and put his hand into his apprentice's pocket.

Shuo Zong paused, his eyes showed doubts, and then he felt his skin was touched by cold fingers, those fingers were very flexible, after touching his hand, he began to drill and drill, and he had to get into the gap between his fingers before he would stop of.

He was stunned for a while, but he didn't resist. He just opened his palm with a smile, and grabbed the opponent in a rebellious manner, and squeezed it gently in his palm, and then interlocked his fingers.

Clenching his hands in his pockets, Wei Xi felt that the two of them were similar to the other close-knit tourists around him, so he was in a good mood for no reason.

The apprentice's expression became much more relaxed, his eyes fell on his face, and after a while, he stretched out his other hand to touch his face, and said in a low voice, "Hands and face are cold, are they cold?"

Wei Xi shook his head, and brushed the hair on his forehead with his hand before withdrawing it: "Let's go, find a warm place to rest."

In this kind of weather, the only warm place is the indoor pavilion. The nearest one is the Panda Pavilion. After the two entered, they met the goblin employees who were gathering in front of the pavilion and commenting on the pandas.

Although the squirrel spirit is timid, he has a lot of sourness, and he speaks slickly: "Look at how much bamboo it has eaten, and it is still pointing the back of its head to the outside. It doesn't care about tourists at all." Feel! Are you worth the tickets you bought for it?"

Pheasant Essence is also full of indignation: "Isn't it just relying on the support of the state to passively sabotage and fool the masses at work? What's wrong with this society?"

The weasel spirit sees through the mundane world: "Those who are favored have nothing to fear. Can the life of the relatives be the same as that of us grassroots?"

The monsters are jealous and hateful, and they all have such an unprofessional expression if it’s me inside now, and their eyes look like they wish they could rush in and pull out the giant panda, and then replace the other party for a talent show. .

The tourists who visited the Panda House gave them indescribable looks, and felt that if it weren't for their good looks, they would all be beaten by panda fans by now.

The back of the panda eating bamboo in the exhibition hall is also very depressed, and the chewing movement is getting slower and slower...

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Wei Xi was holding his apprentice's pocket, and when he saw this scene, he wanted to turn around and leave, but he was discovered by his own staff sooner. The squirrel spirit who was still plausible just now shut his mouth immediately, and he and other buddies greeted him in a desperate manner. Come up: "Chairman, Minister Lu."

It took Shuo Zong two seconds to realize that the last address was calling himself, and he is now the Minister of Finance of Taicang Zong.

He was silent for a while before accepting the title resignedly: "...um."

The squirrel spirit was terribly afraid of Wei Xi, so he didn't dare to put another fart at the moment, the depressed panda in the exhibition area couldn't help but look back with the bamboo in his mouth, and the tourists looking around even more They all looked sideways, at this time a middle-aged man pushed through the crowd and hurried in, seeing the crowd walking in unison, he followed suit.

Seeing him, he immediately let out a sound of surprise, and quickly stepped forward to ask Wei Xi, "Is this the Taoist chief of the Taicang sect?"

Wei Xi had never met him: "You know me?"

The man looked depressed, with melancholy brows and eyes, as if he was hiding something worrying, but now he politely suppressed a smile: "I have worked with Mr. Qiu Guokai before, and I heard him mention you. I am also honored to see you." I have seen the video of you doing things for their crew, and I have admired your name for a long time. I am Zhi Lixuan, the director of this zoo."

Wei Xi shook hands with him, and seeing his hesitation, he lowered his voice and asked, "Master Wei came to our zoo... did you hear something?"

Wei Xi: "What?"

Zhi Lixuan was stunned: "Isn't it? What is the Taoist priest here for?"

Wei Xi answered it as a matter of course: "Employee team building."

Zhilixuan: "..."

Zhi Lixuan sweated a little, and said to himself, if I remember correctly, isn't Taicangzong a Taoist temple?Why do Taoist priests also want to build a group?What's more, the location is not a famous mountain or river, but it's actually chosen in a zoo full of tourists. It's really special...

But he didn't know much about the Taoist profession, so when he thought about it, he thought that perhaps Taoist temples often organize team building?The life of Taoist priests in the new era is probably different from the old concept.

So he came back to his senses and immediately changed the topic: "Master Wei, you came at a good time. I had a phone call with Mr. Qiu a few days ago, and I will ask him to take me to you in a few days."

Wei Xi heard that it was a business: "What happened to you?"

Zhi Lixuan looked around and sighed: "At first, I really didn't believe this, but recently our zoo is very uneasy, there have been several incidents of animals hurting people, and the impact is very bad. We have found many reasons, from The feed went to the breeder to check it, but they couldn’t solve the problem. Last time I mentioned it to Mr. Qiu, Mr. Qiu guessed that there might be something wrong with the Feng Shui in the garden, so I recommend you to take a look.”

Wei Xi nodded. It's not too difficult, but he was a little interested in the hurtful details mentioned by Zhilixuan: "How to hurt people?"

Zhi Lixuan took a deep breath and was about to speak, but someone behind him suddenly called his name, he turned his head to look, and responded: "Guanghao!"

It was a dark-skinned, Chinese-faced man who hurried towards this side, panting and accusing while running, "Why don't you answer the phone?!"

"I forgot in the office." Zhi Lixuan explained, and then introduced, "Master Wei, this is my partner Guang Hao, Guang Hao, this is the Taoist chief of the Taicang sect. I plan to ask the Taoist chief to help , help us see the reason for the recent accident in the garden."

Guozilian was still breathing, but he was stunned when he heard what he said. He glanced at Wei Xi and quickly moved back to him: "Why didn't you discuss it with me?"

"Today, I happened to meet Master bringing the priests from the temple to the team building." Zhi Lixuan seemed to have a normal relationship with him, and said in a calm tone, "You don't have to worry, Master Wei is very capable."

Guo Zilian frowned, and glanced at Wei Xi: "But I've already..."

Zhi Lixuan was taken aback.

At this time, there was a noise from outside, Guo Zilian immediately stood up straight, Wei Xi also looked sideways, and saw a few security guards rushing in quickly, asking away the wandering tourists in the venue, and standing in a proper manner. Two rows of fleshy walls stood at the door, with an empty passageway wide for two people in the middle.

A fat figure slowly appeared at the end of the empty path.This is a middle-aged man in his forties, dressed in a proper Tang suit, with upright eyes, unhurried footsteps, walking in slowly with his hands behind his back, he has the posture of a worldly expert.Behind him were several young people who followed suit, like apprentices.

Guozilian has already rushed back to greet him, and he was very polite to him, and he invited him over respectfully, and said to Lixuan, "Old man, come and meet Master Xia, I specially invited him here Master!"

Zhi Lixuan spoke with dissatisfaction: "What did you say?"

Guo Zilian had a tough attitude: "I made an appointment with Master Xia a few days ago. I don't want to bother the two masters. You'd better let Daoist Wei go back first."

Wei Xi heard the argument between the two, and also figured out the current situation, are they competing for business?

This colleague had a lot of ostentation, and he had to clear the room to clear the way. Even the Taoist priests of the Taoist temples who accompanied him when he went to Huamao Mountain for the practice were not so particular, so Wei Xi suddenly became vigilant.

Master Na Xia also glanced at him indifferently, with a calm and dignified expression, and he frowned and cleared his throat only when Zhi Lixuan and Guozilian argued with each other, and cleared his throat: "Stop arguing, there are monsters here." gas."

"What?" Guo Zilian turned his head immediately, without doubting his words.

Wei Xi casually glanced at the employees behind him from the corner of his eye, and became even more vigilant. The squirrel spirit and the other fairies were also frightened by his sudden words, and stood silently behind Wei Xi, not daring to move.

Sure enough, he was a colleague who was not easy to mess with, and he revealed his identity as an employee in one bite!

Wei Xi narrowed his eyes slightly, his eyes were filled with murderous aura, and the fingers hanging by his side began to rub slowly.Although Wei Dedao gave thousands of instructions, it is related to the rise and fall of the sect, and he has to follow the authority...

I saw this colleague glanced over his group lightly, and finally fell on the giant panda in the venue who was hugging and gnawing bamboo.

Wei Xi: "??"

Taicangzong employees: "??"

Giant Panda: "???"

Wei Xi couldn't help but feel a little confused when he was on guard, so he turned to his second apprentice and asked, "Que Er, has that panda become a spirit?"

"..." The second apprentice glanced at the enigmatic Master Xia, then turned his eyes away lightly, "It's not like that."

Wei Xi never doubted his apprentice's words, and when he got the answer, he didn't ask any more questions. Unexpectedly, after hearing their conversation, Master Xia frowned in displeasure and snorted coldly: "Ignorant boy! Talking nonsense! How do you know that goblins What does it look like!"

Wei Xi: "?"

Taicangzong staff behind Weixi: "..."

Shuo Zong ignored it.

The squirrel spirit and other spirits looked at this person inexplicably, and followed all the way to watch the excitement. The other Taicangzong employees who were scared away by Master Xia's extravagant ostentation just now moved over tentatively. He was the first to walk in front of this tall man, with all sorts of terrifying expressions on his pale face.

The apprentice behind Master Xia proudly said: "The monsters and ghosts in the world are changing in thousands of ways, and none of them can escape my master's pair of eyes that open to the sky."

Master Xia was as light as a chrysanthemum, smiling without saying a word.

"Chairman!" Standing in front of him, the drowned ghost turned around and said, "This seems like a liar."

"What?! Liar?!"

When the old man and old lady of the mediation team heard the word liar, they immediately surged up indignantly, and began to scold at one another.The younger surrogates were more advanced in their methods. After beating and scolding him vainly, they simply started to climb up on him, folded their arms, stepped on their shoulders and squatted on their heads. Finally, they found fun and played arhats on top of his head.

There are four ghosts stacked staggeringly on top of his head, the pile is very high, and the two squatting on the shoulders are still trying their best to help Xiaopang climb to the top. The reviewing Asan motorcycle team was very spectacular.

Master Xia's posture is like a pine, and his tone is calm: "It's just a monster, don't be afraid, as long as you are upright, you will not be invaded by evil spirits."

After speaking, he probably felt a little heavy on his body. He stretched his cervical spine and limbs without showing any signs, and at the same time, there was an imperceptible trace of doubt in his eyes.

Why is it getting colder and colder in this exhibition hall? Even the down Tang suit he was wearing couldn't bear the sudden drop in temperature.

Wei Xi: "..."

Shuo Zong: "..."

Fairies: "..."

The number of arhats stacked on top of his head has increased to five, and there are more than 100 waiting at the bottom of the peak. Xiao Pang temporarily stands at the top, leaning over and shouting at Wei Xi: "Boss! This magic stick is stealing our business! Fuck him! Fuck him!"

The author has something to say: Taicangzong employees: team building is really fun! ! ! !