Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain
Chapter 68 Frustrated Transnational Love
The management of the Forest Zoo has a clear division of labor. Regarding the purchase of daily necessities for the zoo, Zhilixuan has always been handed over to the partner Guanghao. Now that something goes wrong, the responsible person does not need to analyze it at all, and it is directly locked on the direct leader.
The Chinese character face was suddenly pursued, and the whole person didn't know whether it was shock or guilt. It took a long time to react, and the first reaction was of course to deny: "How is it possible! Don't listen to their nonsense! How can I change the daily management of the zoo at will? Expenses?! Don't you suspect that I will embezzle!"
His face changed rapidly, while denying it, he felt incredible. The matter of changing the feed has always been carried out in cooperation with his most trusted subordinates in the zoo. The young people of Black Swan Interactive even told the truth, and even mentioned the brand of the feed that was replaced. How is this possible? !
Could it be that these people were recruited by Zhilixuan to investigate him? !That's right, since the forest zoo has grown in scale, he and Lixuan have had many conflicts of ideas in terms of business management. However, as a partner, he also has a deep foundation in the zoo, and no matter how dissatisfied Zhilixuan can't If you want to overthrow yourself, don't you have to work hard to find your own little pigtails in order to become famous?
He still can't believe that people can really communicate with animals, so he tried to find a relatively acceptable logic in his concept to explain the current scene, but who knew that when he denied it, the animals in the venue became violent collectively. All the flamingos sang loudly, and the black swan became more tempered, and even rushed towards him with flapping wings!
The moment the square-shaped face was hit by the pain of being bitten, he was completely dumbfounded, and the panic that he was trying to suppress began to move around - how is this possible? !
The feeling of being bitten by a goose, no kidding, normal people will definitely leave a psychological shadow, not to mention that this is not a goose, but a flock of geese, the combat power is estimated to be about [-] Wei Xi, and now he is chasing after him aggressively Lixuan was also dumbfounded by the scene of the partner biting.Wei Xi heard the pheasant spirit chime in angrily: "The evidence is convincing, but you still deny it! Not only did you change the feed in Swan Lake, but you also changed the fresh meat in the carnivorous area to frozen meat! You think they are stupid, Can’t you eat it! Do you have a conscience to eat frozen duck that hasn’t melted in the cold weather?”
After finishing speaking, he still did not forget to give Lixuan a look, in addition to anger, there was also disappointment in his eyes.
Zhi Lixuan was a little confused by his complicated eyes: "..."
The pheasant spirit knows that he can’t talk to him, but it’s hard to understand. Before it became a spirit, it worked hard to make a living in the mountains. Since then, it has often heard envious talk from its fellows about the days of birds in the zoo. They eat and sleep, and tourists admire their beautiful plumage.It has heard so much that it is full of longing for this unit after becoming a master, and always feels that those who can work here are all winners.Is this just a matter of secretly changing feed at the zoo? !No!And it's full of broken dreams!
It plucked up the courage and confided to Wei Xi regretfully: "Chairman, I was wrong. Apart from doing a good job in marketing, how can this broken unit compare to our Taicang sect! I will work hard in the future, and I will never go to Qin Muchu again!"
Zhi Lixuan heard a question mark in his head: "???"
In fact, Wei Xi had heard from Tuanjie before that the group of employees recruited by his sect from Huamao Mountain seemed to have the intention of changing jobs, and they always talked about the zoo in private.They have already opened up their intelligence, and Wei Xi can't kill them, and can't eat them. In fact, for a while, he also had a similar worry to Lixuan, worrying that employees would not concentrate on their jobs.
Seeing that the cohesion of Taicangzong employees has reached a new level, he felt that the team building and organization were worthwhile, so he patted the pheasant on the shoulder with a good temper, expressing that he felt its loyalty, and was full of enthusiasm for Lixuan. With confused eyes, he thought for a while and explained: "It heard that you are treated well before, and its original intention of applying for a job was to enter your zoo."
Zhi Lixuan seemed to understand but half understood: "It turns out that the priest majored in animal management and breeding."
Wei Xi snorted, and looked at the second apprentice suspiciously, what does this mean?
The second apprentice's expression seemed to have frozen, and he spoke after a long while in his gaze: "...you don't need to understand."
Zhi Lixuan thought for a while about the interdisciplinary issues between animal breeding and management and being a Taoist priest, but was finally brought back to reality by the screams of Guozilian. Seeing that his partner was about to be killed by a group of black swans, Compared with anger, worry has the upper hand after all: "Wei, Master Wei, you, how do you think this matter should be resolved?"
He was a bit stupid, and exhausted all his life's IQ, he couldn't think of such a wonderful reason that his animals ran away en masse because of the decline in the quality of feed.
Wei Xi: "Do you still want to keep them and continue working?"
Work……
Hearing this word, Zhi Lixuan nodded in a daze: "Ah, the zoo has to be opened..."
Wei Xi: "That's right."
Zhi Lixuan was overwhelmed by the sudden change of the world view, and now pinned all his hopes on him: "Master Wei... Fashi..."
Wei Xixin wondered why this colleague is still obsessed with it: "What's the use of doing things? You have to negotiate with them yourself."
When Zhi Lixuan got the answer, he almost knelt down. Daoist Wei's solution was too scientific!
No, no!It seems that it is not scientific at all!
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The square face was called an idiot, but what was more unbearable than the physical pain was the fear deep in his heart.
There were so many people at the scene, but the black swans only chased him and attacked him. Such a bizarre move was obviously impossible to be controlled by Zhi Lixuan, so what was the reason and what was going on? !
After being rescued, he trembled so much that he could hardly stand still, and he didn't even dare to look at the group of animals that he had never paid attention to before. However, everyone obviously had no intention of letting him go, and Zhi Lixuan quickly called the zoo security to control him. They held him and Master Xia, and then took him to start the liquidation.
Master Na Xia has been in an endless sluggish state since Wei Xi summoned the animals. Now that he was held down by the security guard, he suddenly came back to his senses and immediately shouted: "Let go! What do you want to do!"
His group of disciples were also furious: "Director, what are you going to do! Let go of my master!"
At the same time, I also want to ask Guoziface for help.
However, Guozilian couldn't protect himself, and was pressed on the stool in a panic, how could he still care about them? Zhi Lixuan was angry when he thought that this person was invited by his partner to do it. Compared with Weixi, how could he I don't understand that this is a liar: "How much did Guanghao give you? It's all the zoo's public account expenses! You have to pay back every penny!"
Master Xia took the money first-rately, but when he was asked to pay back the money, he immediately quit and resisted in front of his disciples: "I have already finished the rituals, so I take this reward for granted, why should I refund it!"
It's okay if he didn't mention it, but when he mentioned it, Lixuan immediately remembered his method, and became even angrier: "Yes, you did something wrong, and you even spit liquor on our panda's face!"
Although the goblin employees hate the giant panda for having a backstage, they are animals after all, and when they put themselves in their shoes, they all feel disgusting: "Hey, look at his teeth are so yellow, you can tell by looking at them that they don't pay attention to oral hygiene, and they are even slapping people in the face." Spit white wine, who knows if there is dental calculus."
Master Xia: "..."
Master Xia was furious: "I clean my teeth regularly, and my teeth are yellow because of smoking!"
Wei Xi thought of all the doubts he had encountered since the establishment of his sect, and remembered the status quo of the metaphysical world that the masters he knew had talked about with wry smiles in the past. He had a very bad impression of him, and said to the apprentice beside him: "Kang Zhiming said That's right, there are too many charlatans like this, so formal sects like our Taicang Sect will not be recognized by the people."
The apprentice looked down at him for a while, hesitated to speak, and could only raise his hand to comb his hair, and glanced at the ghostly "employees" in the room.
Formal sect...
In fact, not only the folks, but also the metaphysics circle should not recognize it...
Master Xia had seen him summoning animals, but he wasn't sure if it was a cover-up. He was a little afraid of him, and he didn't refute him when he heard this, but the group of disciples behind him stopped doing it and yelled: "You guys! Who are you calling a liar! My master walks the world with a pair of celestial eyes, and is invincible against demons and ghosts, how could he be a liar!"
Wei Xi: "Tianyan?"
Master Xia's apprentices sneered: "This is the ability that Master was born with. Once the eyes of the sky are opened, you can know where there are ghosts and ghosts! When doing funerals in the countryside, you can know the appearance of the deceased through the coffin without looking at the photos!"
It is precisely because of this special skill that he can get to where he is today.
Wei Xixin thought that he was really capable, why would he point to the panda and say he was a genius, so he heard his apprentice say: "He may be just like Lu Wenqing, he was born with yin and yang eyes."
Some people are born with the ability to see things that others cannot see because their horoscope is too weak. For example, Lu Wenqing, who has a very yin horoscope, was bullied by ghosts since he was a child. He improved a little with the talisman given by his family, but he still fell behind. Psychological shadow, terribly afraid of ghosts.However, this master Xia is obviously more courageous than Lu Wenqing, and he actually used his yin and yang eyes to make a living as a charlatan. Although he knows nothing about serious Taoism, he can see the soul of the deceased, which is better than most scammers In many cases, random gesticulations during funerals, and a few nonsense words about what you saw are enough to gain the trust of customers and the admiration of apprentices.
Wei Xi frowned, and swept to the employees behind him: "Then why can't he see..." These.
"The yin and yang eyes bother me too much. I can see it when I want to see it, and I can see it when I don't want to see it." The apprentice said. Something is blocking it."
Wei Xi took a closer look when he heard the words, and found a light yellow bag in the shape of a peace talisman hanging on Master Xia's chest, with intricate charms tattooed on the cloth.
Zhi Lixuan didn't hear their conversation, and didn't believe a word of Master Xia's disciples, and still asked the security guard to hold Master Xia down, not allowing him to move: "What kind of clairvoyance, stop talking nonsense, return the money before leaving! "
When Master Xia's disciples saw Master being treated like this, they were so angry that they yelled, "Master! Let's show them what we did!"
Master Xia was so trusted, he felt like he was being rushed to the shelves, how could he really make people look good?At best, he has double yin and yang eyes, and he is quite troubled. Except for some help in daily affairs, it is of no use at ordinary times.There is no one who is not afraid of ghosts, so after he made a fortune, he went to a famous Taoist temple in China to ask for a spell of suppression, and did not pick it up unless it was absolutely necessary.The job at the zoo was not for nothing, and he wasn't really good at fighting. He was afraid of seeing something unclean, so he put on the spell early on.
Therefore, under the encouragement of his apprentices, he could only continue to struggle, and shouted uselessly at the security guards: "Let me go! Let me go!"
Maybe it was because the struggle was too big, the security guard felt that he was not easy to press, and after a few times he got angry, and simply stretched out his hand to grab his shoulder rudely.
Master Xia screamed in pain when he was caught, but before he had time to resist, he suddenly felt his neck tighten, and at the same time, he heard a muffled sound of something being snapped.
Wei Xi noticed their movements keenly, raised his eyebrows at his apprentice and said, "That thing seems to be about to fall."
He wasn't worried at all, but Uncle Shen, who was listening to the discussion between him and his apprentice, yelled, "It's broken!"
Wei Xi: "What?"
Uncle Shen stomped his feet to remind him: "Master, we are evading fares!"
Xiaopang was watching the jokes at the beginning, but now he slapped his head and panicked when he heard Uncle Shen's words: "Boss! Let's steal his business, he won't report us!"
Shuo Zong: "..."
Wei Xi: "!!!"
Wei Xi's face immediately changed, and his gaze sharpened: "Don't let his spell fall!"
The Zongmen employees panicked and rushed forward in unison, yelling: "It's too late ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
When Master Xia heard the voice, he realized almost instantly that it was the talisman hanging around his neck that blocked the yin and yang eyes that had broken, and exclaimed, "My talisman!"
However, his shoulders were still under the hands of the security guards, and he couldn't move his body. Watching the charm slide down his chest, his sense of security also disappeared.
He was extremely annoyed, but when he saw the crowd around him, he felt rejoicing for a short time—fortunately, this was in a zoo, and there was nothing unclean. spells are really...
The next second the spell landed, his mind turned halfway, but he suddenly heard Wei Xi's low shout, mixed with some other voices, and instinctively raised his eyes to look forward.
Master Xia: "........."
"Ah!" The two security guards holding Master Xia's shoulders suddenly shouted in panic: "Hey! What's wrong with you!"
There was no response from the palm, the security guard subconsciously let go, Master Xia's chubby body trembled slightly, rolled his eyes and fell softly to the side, leaning delicately into the arms of the Chinese-character face who was pressed aside, At the same time, he twitched again and again.
Chinese character face: "???"
Master Xia's apprentices also yelled. Zhi Lixuan, who was planning to start employee communication under the organization of Pheasant Essence, was frightened. He strode forward and leaned over to take a look: "Why are you dizzy!"
Taking a closer look, I became even more flustered: "Why are you still peeing!"
Master Xia's disciples were taken aback suddenly, and with astonished expressions, they focused their gazes on the place where their master was still dripping water: "..."
Zhi Lixuan was afraid of causing death, so he yelled at Wei Xi: "Master Wei! Master Wei! What's wrong with him! Has he been bewitched?!!!!"
Wei Xi: "..."
Fatty, Uncle Shen, and many bloody employees jumped in anger: "It's almost there!!! It's really almost there!"
After a long while, Wei Xi's second apprentice closed his eyes, forced himself not to look at the idiots in the room, and said coldly to Zhi Lixuan, "Maybe he has epilepsy."
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Zhi Lixuan said in his heart that this person had epilepsy as long as he had epilepsy, and the symptoms were as if he had been frightened, and he lost control while convulsing.
But he was already dizzy, so he had no choice but to ask the security guards to lay Master Xia flat on the ground, and then called an ambulance.
Guozilian was already frightened silly by the sudden onset of the master he had invited, and felt that he had experienced more in this day than in his entire life, and the wounds on his body that were scratched by black swans were terribly painful, but Lixuan seemed to be He didn't let go of his plan, obviously he wanted to get to the bottom of the zoo feed.
He was afraid and angry, still holding luck in his heart, desperately suppressing the trembling of the unknown deep in his heart, convincing himself that this group of people might be the nurses that Zhi Lixuan wanted to knock him down, and the purpose was to trick himself into admitting Things at a loss.
Unexpectedly, there was no need for him to say anything, the young man of Taicangzong who claimed to be able to speak chicken even opened his mouth and gave the exact address of the warehouse where he stored privately purchased feed!
Guozilian's complexion finally changed completely, and he really fell into the panic of the Dongchuang incident and the fear of Taicangzong—the warehouse was rented by him in his own name, and the location was very hidden. It has never been revealed, and Zhilixuan should never know!
Moreover, there has just been stored a large amount of inventory that he has just recently replenished, as well as the flow of documents that he has been cooperating with suppliers for a long time. Once Zhi Lixuan gets it, let alone lose his foothold in the zoo, he will go to court to sue him for occupational occupation. All enough!
He was obviously very careful all along, how could he be exposed so easily...
With a broken face, he watched Zhilixuan holding the address to be verified by others, but he couldn't say a word. Looking at the group of Taicangzong who hadn't been taken seriously before, he hated and feared in his heart, and wanted to find him. people help.But when he turned around, he saw that the master Xia he had invited was still lying on the temporary emergency bed, twitching with fear on his face.
The face of Guo Zi was startled, and suddenly remembered that before Master Xia fainted, the disciples around him were encouraging him to teach those who disrespected him a lesson, and then the master surnamed Wei on the opposite side shouted to him, "Don't let him……".
Don't let him what?The distance was a bit far, and Guozilian was busy arguing with the security guard at the time, so he didn't hear clearly at all.
But there is no doubt that after the other party finished yelling this sentence, Master Xia became what he is now.
Such a terrifying method was like the last straw that broke the camel's back. His face trembled all over his face, and the resentment in his heart was instantly overwhelmed by the surge of fear.He has the desire to jump off a building right now, if he had known that Master Wei was so awesome, how could it be possible when he first met...
When Zhi Lixuan got the address, he was quite surprised: "This address is not in the zoo, it's quite far away, how do they even know this?"
Wei Xi glanced at the pheasant spirit, and the pheasant spirit smiled and said, "Chairman, not all the animals in the zoo are organized, and there are many wild cats and mice that sneak in, magpies and sparrows that eat and drink. .These temporary workers run around, know more things than other people, gossip a lot, have free-range breeding in the bird area and the red panda house, and the usual work is boring. When you have nothing to do, why don’t you just chat with these temporary workers and catch fish? Are you scolding the leader?"
Zhilixuan: "..."
Zhi Lixuan wiped his face and said: "Say sorry to them for me. I will hand over the purchase of feed to Guang Hao. I didn't expect him to replace it secretly. After today, I will have people replace the feed as soon as possible. .”
The black swans present fluttered their wings, and the flamingos and red pandas didn't say anything more, which was considered to be their agreement.
But they are not the only animals that make trouble in the zoo. They just escaped more easily because of free-range breeding. Some herbivores in the grass area are still in a state of anxiety.
The Chinese character face not only replaced the feed in the bird area and the red panda area, but also replaced the fresh meat of the animals in the carnivorous area with frozen meat, and so on, and the other animals probably did not escape.
There was no other way, so Zhi Lixuan had no choice but to ask Wei Xi to bring someone to check with him, but the problem was not so easy to solve, and the animals in the zoo had long been dissatisfied with their work unit.
Wei Xi saw that his ghost employees were so busy that they came back from time to time to report: "The monkeys in Monkey Mountain complained about too many tourists, and the working hours were too long. People stare at her, and she doesn’t even have the privacy to live a married life.”
Wei Xi: "Marital life?"
The second apprentice: "..."
The second apprentice quickly drove away the weasel spirit without waiting for him to ask, and Zhi Lixuan said in a huff: "...then I will divide them into two shifts, one rest and one rest?"
The squirrel spirit stepped forward again and said: "The brown bear said that the tourists are too unqualified, and likes to pick it to slap the glass exterior wall of the exhibition hall when it sleeps, which makes him sleep badly. If we don't drive these tourists away, it will leave sooner or later. "
Zhi Lixuan's mind was already numb: "It's impossible to drive away tourists. I'll ask someone to add a guardrail outside the glass exterior wall. You ask it what it eats if there are no tourists."
The most difficult thing to deal with is Lion Tiger Mountain. The Siberian Tiger not only refused to cooperate with the squirrel spirit's questioning, but also tried to frighten it. If the tiger is beaten, is it okay?
The squirrel squatted outside the guardrail to persuade the group of tigers: "The life outside is not easy. You have the means to cherish it, but you have to run outside. The director of the garden of people also promised that they will never feed you frozen meat again. The unit There are food, drink and fans inside, what’s good outside.”
Probably seeing that Wei Xi and Shuo Zong were not easy to mess with, the Siberian tiger didn't want to scare it anymore, but it still lazily licked its paws and wiped its face like a big cat, ignoring it.
Wei Xi glanced at the list of animal exhibits in Lixuan's hand, and asked, "These are all the animals in the garden?"
Zhi Lixuan said: "No, the recent accidents are actually only some animals, such as some animals in the lion and tiger mountain, the monkey garden, the brown bear area, and the free-range area. Others are like kangaroos, koalas, and grasslands. There is no movement in the peccary and the like, oh, yes, the panda house is also calm and behaves normally."
He didn't say anything, but as soon as the words came out, the Siberian tiger, which was lying on the ground squinting and basking in the sun, stood up with a groan, its eyes wide open, its teeth bared, its thick fangs exposed, and its tail curled up. His hair was blown up, and he seemed to be indescribably angry, as if he wanted to pounce on him and bite him.
Zhi Lixuan was terrified: "????"
The squirrel was squatting there, his back was a little stiff, and after a long while, he stuttered and turned his head to ask: "Director, your forest zoo used to...was there no pandas?"
Zhi Lixuan replied blankly: "Yes, pandas are not so easy to raise. I only applied for them after the zoo expanded in recent years. The process is not easy."
The Siberian tiger's gaze was so cold that it was almost bloodthirsty, and it kept growling in a low voice.
The squirrel was silent for a long time again: "The name of the forest zoo...has it been changed?"
That was really a long memory. Zhi Lixuan recalled the zoo in the early days of his business, and his eyes couldn't help but look distant: "Yes, the zoo used to be small and there were no special animals. It was not competitive in the industry at all. The most attractive The human ones are the lions and tigers in the park. So at the beginning, we called this place the Lion Tiger Mountain Zoo.”
When he finished speaking, he suddenly realized something, came back to his senses, and fell silent looking at the roaring Siberian tiger: "..."
The squirrel spirit nodded with difficulty in his unbelievable eyes: "...it said, the panda is running a fart, the panda is the fucking crown prince, and the zoo dared not tamper with the panda's feed after changing the rations of all the exhibition areas. The exhibition hall is in the center of the park, the site occupies the largest area, and the house is the most beautifully repaired. I don’t care if it’s the same, let them go there with pandas in their arms!”
Zhilixuan: "..."
Wei Xi: "..."
Shuo Zong: "..."
Wei Xi was a little confused, but recalling the business management books he had read, he soon understood: "Your new and old employees are treated differently, and the old employees have worked hard with you since the early days of your business, so it's normal to have opinions in your heart. "
Zhi Lixuan wanted to kneel down for him.
After hearing his various promises to apologize to the Siberian tiger, Wei Xi returned to the panda pavilion, and saw that the panda had recovered from Master Xia's threat, and began to lie down in a puddle with the bamboo in its arms, just like when we first saw it. He couldn't stop eating, and his ears were still shaking.
After learning about the Siberian tiger's treatment, the squirrel spirit was so jealous that tears were about to fall: "No wonder it doesn't run away, all the resources of the zoo are given to it, and the old staff who came before it are hired." They all complained. Isn't it because he is a national treasure? I don't see any great skills."
Zhi Lixuan wanted to explain but didn't know how to explain, his worldview was so impacted at the moment that it almost collapsed, so he could only laugh dryly in a daze: "...it, what skills does it know, there is no way to ask for it So do we."
The squirrel spirit couldn't get used to it, and complained about his breed: "Actually, it's a big name. If I were it, so many tourists would come to support me, and no matter how tired I was, I would have to bow to express my gratitude."
The panda seemed to recognize it, but when it saw it eating bamboo, it slowed down again, and seemed to want to leave.
The giant panda bowed to... Lixuan: "..."
Wei Xi didn't have any concept of national treasure first-class protected animals in his mind. In his opinion, pandas and Siberian tigers were similar.Since the Siberian tigers have clearly expressed their dissatisfaction with the pandas, and even have the idea of leaving the zoo because of this, it must not be possible to not solve the fundamental problem.He thought of Zhilixuan's compensation for himself, and kindly suggested an idea for him: "The difference in treatment between employees is too large, which is not good for the internal unity of your company. This panda's work ability is average, and it seems that he can't convince everyone. I For the sake of emotional stability of employees, you might as well move it to a farther location, or adjust the living conditions to a lower level, so as not to be too different from other colleagues."
Zhi Lixuan was stunned when he heard it, if someone else told him that it seemed logical but in fact it was completely illogical, he would definitely think that this person was crazy, but it was Wei Xi who said this, and he even said it without thinking logically. Consciousness began to think: "Move...move farther away? The living conditions have declined?"
While repeating in a blank mind, Zhi Lixuan subconsciously raised his head and glanced at the panda in the arena that had stopped eating bamboo.
panda:"……"
The next second, the panda suddenly threw away the bamboo, then struggled to get up, landed on its buttocks, folded its forelimbs, sat on the ground and swipe at him twice.
Zhi Lixuan: "........."
Wei Xi looked at the depressed panda: "Huh? Can you bow?"
Squirrel Essence: "I said it's playing big cards."
Shuo Zong: "..."
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When Zhi Lixuan was about to pass out, he finally heard the sound of an ambulance, and the medical staff carried a stretcher and rushed into the Panda House under the guidance: "Where is the patient?!"
Master Xia was still lying on the emergency bed twitching, his apprentices surrounded him, worried about him, and looked at Taicang Zonghe Zhilixuan with anger.
"You wait!" The disciples all felt that their master was getting angry and sick because of Zhilixuan's rough treatment, "I will settle accounts with you when my master wakes up!"
Wei Xi was actually a little guilty when he heard this. If Master Xia reported the fare evasion of his employees, there would be more than 700...
He hoped that the other party would be carried away as soon as possible, but his wishes failed, and just a second before the medical staff were about to carry Master Xia onto the stretcher, he faintly woke up by himself.
The apprentices jumped up to see him nervously, shouting in unison: "Master!"
Wei Xi's expression froze, afraid that he might say something he shouldn't say, so he quickly approached.
When Master Xia's disciples saw him, they became furious and called on Master Xia: "Master! You finally woke up! Show them some color!"
Master Xia was still blindfolded, and opened his eyes in a trance, thinking that he was having a nightmare, but when he turned around, he saw Wei Xi approaching with a cold face, his eyes were cold and sharp, and his handsome face was full of indescribable emotions. Haze, as if wishing to kill himself in place.
Master Xia trembled heavily, and instantly remembered everything!The scene he saw before he fainted involuntarily appeared in his mind—in the gloomy room, Wei Xi stared in his direction and let out a low shout, and then countless miserable and terrifying ghosts screamed at him with hideous faces. He's coming!
This... This person wants to control ghosts and kill himself! ! !
Master Xia was shaking like a sieve, his tiger eyes were full of tears, and he almost took another pee.What did he say to me?Didn't I just think that you are also a fellow man and offend a few words blindly, can't I be wrong!You actually want to kill me!So cruel and vicious!
Seeing Wei Xi approaching again at this moment, he didn't feel the slightest courage amidst the encouraging voices of the disciples, instead he was so frightened that his mind went blank.
Wei Xi walked up to him, looked down at him, and pondered for a moment, trying to test whether he had guessed about his company's employees evading fares to enter the park, and whether he had any intention of reporting it.
However, as soon as he opened his mouth, before he could make a sound, Master Xia, who was lying on the bed, let out a mournful cry, and said to him tremblingly: "Great! Master, please spare me!"
The disciples around him: "????"
Wei Xi: "???"
Master Xia seemed to have exploded with infinite courage, and he didn't need anyone to lift him. He rolled out of bed with a grunt, and ran away with his apprentices in his wet trousers. of medical staff.
Afraid of being caught, Uncle Shen immediately took all the staff into hiding when he heard the sound of him waking up just now. Seeing him running away by himself, he was also a little stunned, so he came out and asked Wei Xi: "Master, what is he doing?" What do you mean by not reporting us?"
Wei Xi nodded: "It should be."
Although this fake master is not capable enough, he is surprisingly friendly in dealing with others.
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The animals were calmed down, and the breeders arrived with all their belongings, and brought back the escaped black swan, red panda and other animals to their exhibition area. Zhi Lixuan's day was like a dream, and he didn't dare Look at the giant panda in the exhibition hall that seems very disturbed and wants to bow to itself from time to time.
Seeing him in a daze, Wei Xi ignored him, and asked his apprentice, "The animal summoning technique you mentioned means that all animals can hear the summoning?"
Shuo Zong nodded: "Usually that's right."
Wei Xi couldn't figure it out: "Kezhi Lixuan said that a large part of the animals in the zoo have not changed. Could it be that they are satisfied with life and don't want to leave?"
In fact, Shuo Zong was also a little skeptical about this. It stands to reason that the national character face is full of private pockets, and it should be that the feed in other exhibition areas except the bamboo in the Panda Pavilion has been replaced.However, some animals were not moved by the call.
He opened the list he got from Zhilixuan, and looked at it one by one, jaguars, Australian kangaroos, Australian koalas, South American prairie peccaries... Carnivorous and herbivorous, there are all types, the species are very jumping, the only one The common denominator seems to be...nationality.
Shuo Zong suddenly realized something and fell into a long silence.
Wei Xi still wanted to ask, but at this moment, the cell phone that Lixuan brought from the office suddenly rang loudly. When he picked it up, a panicked roar came from the opposite side——
"Director!!! We put all the escaped animals back!!!"
Zhi Lixuan's voice was blank: "If you put it back, put it back. Have you counted it? Did you lose it?"
"It's not lost." The employee on the other end of the phone said this, and before he was happy, he roared again: "But there are too many!! There are so many!!! Can you think of it? There is an extra wild boar in the exhibition area!!!”
Zhi Lixuan: "????"
The employee seemed to be about to pass out: "Is it haunted!?!? Didn't they all run away?! Why are there more of them! Where did this wild boar come from? My God!!!"
Zhi Lixuan felt that he had finished his life today: "..."
The members of the Taicang Sect who vaguely heard the phone call probably guessed the reason: "..."
The wild boar spirit is brave enough to flirt with girls in broad daylight. Fortunately, he was not caught by the zoo in the end, and escaped smoothly, and even sent Wei Xi a WeChat message.
When Wei Xi brought people out, he stood at the gate of the zoo looking at the sky, his back was lonely and complicated, as if he had grown up suddenly.
Wei Xi thought to himself, what does this mean?Is it done or not?
Hearing the footsteps, the wild boar spirit turned back slowly: "Chairman."
He was unusually calm, with distant eyes, calm tone, and sincerely said the first request he made since he came down the mountain——
"Sign me up for an English class."
The author has something to say: the situation at that time was probably like this——
Wild Boar Spirit rushed into the exhibition hall all over his body: "I want to mate with you!!!!"
Grassland scallops [Confused]: "Canyouspeak English?"
The Chinese character face was suddenly pursued, and the whole person didn't know whether it was shock or guilt. It took a long time to react, and the first reaction was of course to deny: "How is it possible! Don't listen to their nonsense! How can I change the daily management of the zoo at will? Expenses?! Don't you suspect that I will embezzle!"
His face changed rapidly, while denying it, he felt incredible. The matter of changing the feed has always been carried out in cooperation with his most trusted subordinates in the zoo. The young people of Black Swan Interactive even told the truth, and even mentioned the brand of the feed that was replaced. How is this possible? !
Could it be that these people were recruited by Zhilixuan to investigate him? !That's right, since the forest zoo has grown in scale, he and Lixuan have had many conflicts of ideas in terms of business management. However, as a partner, he also has a deep foundation in the zoo, and no matter how dissatisfied Zhilixuan can't If you want to overthrow yourself, don't you have to work hard to find your own little pigtails in order to become famous?
He still can't believe that people can really communicate with animals, so he tried to find a relatively acceptable logic in his concept to explain the current scene, but who knew that when he denied it, the animals in the venue became violent collectively. All the flamingos sang loudly, and the black swan became more tempered, and even rushed towards him with flapping wings!
The moment the square-shaped face was hit by the pain of being bitten, he was completely dumbfounded, and the panic that he was trying to suppress began to move around - how is this possible? !
The feeling of being bitten by a goose, no kidding, normal people will definitely leave a psychological shadow, not to mention that this is not a goose, but a flock of geese, the combat power is estimated to be about [-] Wei Xi, and now he is chasing after him aggressively Lixuan was also dumbfounded by the scene of the partner biting.Wei Xi heard the pheasant spirit chime in angrily: "The evidence is convincing, but you still deny it! Not only did you change the feed in Swan Lake, but you also changed the fresh meat in the carnivorous area to frozen meat! You think they are stupid, Can’t you eat it! Do you have a conscience to eat frozen duck that hasn’t melted in the cold weather?”
After finishing speaking, he still did not forget to give Lixuan a look, in addition to anger, there was also disappointment in his eyes.
Zhi Lixuan was a little confused by his complicated eyes: "..."
The pheasant spirit knows that he can’t talk to him, but it’s hard to understand. Before it became a spirit, it worked hard to make a living in the mountains. Since then, it has often heard envious talk from its fellows about the days of birds in the zoo. They eat and sleep, and tourists admire their beautiful plumage.It has heard so much that it is full of longing for this unit after becoming a master, and always feels that those who can work here are all winners.Is this just a matter of secretly changing feed at the zoo? !No!And it's full of broken dreams!
It plucked up the courage and confided to Wei Xi regretfully: "Chairman, I was wrong. Apart from doing a good job in marketing, how can this broken unit compare to our Taicang sect! I will work hard in the future, and I will never go to Qin Muchu again!"
Zhi Lixuan heard a question mark in his head: "???"
In fact, Wei Xi had heard from Tuanjie before that the group of employees recruited by his sect from Huamao Mountain seemed to have the intention of changing jobs, and they always talked about the zoo in private.They have already opened up their intelligence, and Wei Xi can't kill them, and can't eat them. In fact, for a while, he also had a similar worry to Lixuan, worrying that employees would not concentrate on their jobs.
Seeing that the cohesion of Taicangzong employees has reached a new level, he felt that the team building and organization were worthwhile, so he patted the pheasant on the shoulder with a good temper, expressing that he felt its loyalty, and was full of enthusiasm for Lixuan. With confused eyes, he thought for a while and explained: "It heard that you are treated well before, and its original intention of applying for a job was to enter your zoo."
Zhi Lixuan seemed to understand but half understood: "It turns out that the priest majored in animal management and breeding."
Wei Xi snorted, and looked at the second apprentice suspiciously, what does this mean?
The second apprentice's expression seemed to have frozen, and he spoke after a long while in his gaze: "...you don't need to understand."
Zhi Lixuan thought for a while about the interdisciplinary issues between animal breeding and management and being a Taoist priest, but was finally brought back to reality by the screams of Guozilian. Seeing that his partner was about to be killed by a group of black swans, Compared with anger, worry has the upper hand after all: "Wei, Master Wei, you, how do you think this matter should be resolved?"
He was a bit stupid, and exhausted all his life's IQ, he couldn't think of such a wonderful reason that his animals ran away en masse because of the decline in the quality of feed.
Wei Xi: "Do you still want to keep them and continue working?"
Work……
Hearing this word, Zhi Lixuan nodded in a daze: "Ah, the zoo has to be opened..."
Wei Xi: "That's right."
Zhi Lixuan was overwhelmed by the sudden change of the world view, and now pinned all his hopes on him: "Master Wei... Fashi..."
Wei Xixin wondered why this colleague is still obsessed with it: "What's the use of doing things? You have to negotiate with them yourself."
When Zhi Lixuan got the answer, he almost knelt down. Daoist Wei's solution was too scientific!
No, no!It seems that it is not scientific at all!
****
The square face was called an idiot, but what was more unbearable than the physical pain was the fear deep in his heart.
There were so many people at the scene, but the black swans only chased him and attacked him. Such a bizarre move was obviously impossible to be controlled by Zhi Lixuan, so what was the reason and what was going on? !
After being rescued, he trembled so much that he could hardly stand still, and he didn't even dare to look at the group of animals that he had never paid attention to before. However, everyone obviously had no intention of letting him go, and Zhi Lixuan quickly called the zoo security to control him. They held him and Master Xia, and then took him to start the liquidation.
Master Na Xia has been in an endless sluggish state since Wei Xi summoned the animals. Now that he was held down by the security guard, he suddenly came back to his senses and immediately shouted: "Let go! What do you want to do!"
His group of disciples were also furious: "Director, what are you going to do! Let go of my master!"
At the same time, I also want to ask Guoziface for help.
However, Guozilian couldn't protect himself, and was pressed on the stool in a panic, how could he still care about them? Zhi Lixuan was angry when he thought that this person was invited by his partner to do it. Compared with Weixi, how could he I don't understand that this is a liar: "How much did Guanghao give you? It's all the zoo's public account expenses! You have to pay back every penny!"
Master Xia took the money first-rately, but when he was asked to pay back the money, he immediately quit and resisted in front of his disciples: "I have already finished the rituals, so I take this reward for granted, why should I refund it!"
It's okay if he didn't mention it, but when he mentioned it, Lixuan immediately remembered his method, and became even angrier: "Yes, you did something wrong, and you even spit liquor on our panda's face!"
Although the goblin employees hate the giant panda for having a backstage, they are animals after all, and when they put themselves in their shoes, they all feel disgusting: "Hey, look at his teeth are so yellow, you can tell by looking at them that they don't pay attention to oral hygiene, and they are even slapping people in the face." Spit white wine, who knows if there is dental calculus."
Master Xia: "..."
Master Xia was furious: "I clean my teeth regularly, and my teeth are yellow because of smoking!"
Wei Xi thought of all the doubts he had encountered since the establishment of his sect, and remembered the status quo of the metaphysical world that the masters he knew had talked about with wry smiles in the past. He had a very bad impression of him, and said to the apprentice beside him: "Kang Zhiming said That's right, there are too many charlatans like this, so formal sects like our Taicang Sect will not be recognized by the people."
The apprentice looked down at him for a while, hesitated to speak, and could only raise his hand to comb his hair, and glanced at the ghostly "employees" in the room.
Formal sect...
In fact, not only the folks, but also the metaphysics circle should not recognize it...
Master Xia had seen him summoning animals, but he wasn't sure if it was a cover-up. He was a little afraid of him, and he didn't refute him when he heard this, but the group of disciples behind him stopped doing it and yelled: "You guys! Who are you calling a liar! My master walks the world with a pair of celestial eyes, and is invincible against demons and ghosts, how could he be a liar!"
Wei Xi: "Tianyan?"
Master Xia's apprentices sneered: "This is the ability that Master was born with. Once the eyes of the sky are opened, you can know where there are ghosts and ghosts! When doing funerals in the countryside, you can know the appearance of the deceased through the coffin without looking at the photos!"
It is precisely because of this special skill that he can get to where he is today.
Wei Xixin thought that he was really capable, why would he point to the panda and say he was a genius, so he heard his apprentice say: "He may be just like Lu Wenqing, he was born with yin and yang eyes."
Some people are born with the ability to see things that others cannot see because their horoscope is too weak. For example, Lu Wenqing, who has a very yin horoscope, was bullied by ghosts since he was a child. He improved a little with the talisman given by his family, but he still fell behind. Psychological shadow, terribly afraid of ghosts.However, this master Xia is obviously more courageous than Lu Wenqing, and he actually used his yin and yang eyes to make a living as a charlatan. Although he knows nothing about serious Taoism, he can see the soul of the deceased, which is better than most scammers In many cases, random gesticulations during funerals, and a few nonsense words about what you saw are enough to gain the trust of customers and the admiration of apprentices.
Wei Xi frowned, and swept to the employees behind him: "Then why can't he see..." These.
"The yin and yang eyes bother me too much. I can see it when I want to see it, and I can see it when I don't want to see it." The apprentice said. Something is blocking it."
Wei Xi took a closer look when he heard the words, and found a light yellow bag in the shape of a peace talisman hanging on Master Xia's chest, with intricate charms tattooed on the cloth.
Zhi Lixuan didn't hear their conversation, and didn't believe a word of Master Xia's disciples, and still asked the security guard to hold Master Xia down, not allowing him to move: "What kind of clairvoyance, stop talking nonsense, return the money before leaving! "
When Master Xia's disciples saw Master being treated like this, they were so angry that they yelled, "Master! Let's show them what we did!"
Master Xia was so trusted, he felt like he was being rushed to the shelves, how could he really make people look good?At best, he has double yin and yang eyes, and he is quite troubled. Except for some help in daily affairs, it is of no use at ordinary times.There is no one who is not afraid of ghosts, so after he made a fortune, he went to a famous Taoist temple in China to ask for a spell of suppression, and did not pick it up unless it was absolutely necessary.The job at the zoo was not for nothing, and he wasn't really good at fighting. He was afraid of seeing something unclean, so he put on the spell early on.
Therefore, under the encouragement of his apprentices, he could only continue to struggle, and shouted uselessly at the security guards: "Let me go! Let me go!"
Maybe it was because the struggle was too big, the security guard felt that he was not easy to press, and after a few times he got angry, and simply stretched out his hand to grab his shoulder rudely.
Master Xia screamed in pain when he was caught, but before he had time to resist, he suddenly felt his neck tighten, and at the same time, he heard a muffled sound of something being snapped.
Wei Xi noticed their movements keenly, raised his eyebrows at his apprentice and said, "That thing seems to be about to fall."
He wasn't worried at all, but Uncle Shen, who was listening to the discussion between him and his apprentice, yelled, "It's broken!"
Wei Xi: "What?"
Uncle Shen stomped his feet to remind him: "Master, we are evading fares!"
Xiaopang was watching the jokes at the beginning, but now he slapped his head and panicked when he heard Uncle Shen's words: "Boss! Let's steal his business, he won't report us!"
Shuo Zong: "..."
Wei Xi: "!!!"
Wei Xi's face immediately changed, and his gaze sharpened: "Don't let his spell fall!"
The Zongmen employees panicked and rushed forward in unison, yelling: "It's too late ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
When Master Xia heard the voice, he realized almost instantly that it was the talisman hanging around his neck that blocked the yin and yang eyes that had broken, and exclaimed, "My talisman!"
However, his shoulders were still under the hands of the security guards, and he couldn't move his body. Watching the charm slide down his chest, his sense of security also disappeared.
He was extremely annoyed, but when he saw the crowd around him, he felt rejoicing for a short time—fortunately, this was in a zoo, and there was nothing unclean. spells are really...
The next second the spell landed, his mind turned halfway, but he suddenly heard Wei Xi's low shout, mixed with some other voices, and instinctively raised his eyes to look forward.
Master Xia: "........."
"Ah!" The two security guards holding Master Xia's shoulders suddenly shouted in panic: "Hey! What's wrong with you!"
There was no response from the palm, the security guard subconsciously let go, Master Xia's chubby body trembled slightly, rolled his eyes and fell softly to the side, leaning delicately into the arms of the Chinese-character face who was pressed aside, At the same time, he twitched again and again.
Chinese character face: "???"
Master Xia's apprentices also yelled. Zhi Lixuan, who was planning to start employee communication under the organization of Pheasant Essence, was frightened. He strode forward and leaned over to take a look: "Why are you dizzy!"
Taking a closer look, I became even more flustered: "Why are you still peeing!"
Master Xia's disciples were taken aback suddenly, and with astonished expressions, they focused their gazes on the place where their master was still dripping water: "..."
Zhi Lixuan was afraid of causing death, so he yelled at Wei Xi: "Master Wei! Master Wei! What's wrong with him! Has he been bewitched?!!!!"
Wei Xi: "..."
Fatty, Uncle Shen, and many bloody employees jumped in anger: "It's almost there!!! It's really almost there!"
After a long while, Wei Xi's second apprentice closed his eyes, forced himself not to look at the idiots in the room, and said coldly to Zhi Lixuan, "Maybe he has epilepsy."
*****
Zhi Lixuan said in his heart that this person had epilepsy as long as he had epilepsy, and the symptoms were as if he had been frightened, and he lost control while convulsing.
But he was already dizzy, so he had no choice but to ask the security guards to lay Master Xia flat on the ground, and then called an ambulance.
Guozilian was already frightened silly by the sudden onset of the master he had invited, and felt that he had experienced more in this day than in his entire life, and the wounds on his body that were scratched by black swans were terribly painful, but Lixuan seemed to be He didn't let go of his plan, obviously he wanted to get to the bottom of the zoo feed.
He was afraid and angry, still holding luck in his heart, desperately suppressing the trembling of the unknown deep in his heart, convincing himself that this group of people might be the nurses that Zhi Lixuan wanted to knock him down, and the purpose was to trick himself into admitting Things at a loss.
Unexpectedly, there was no need for him to say anything, the young man of Taicangzong who claimed to be able to speak chicken even opened his mouth and gave the exact address of the warehouse where he stored privately purchased feed!
Guozilian's complexion finally changed completely, and he really fell into the panic of the Dongchuang incident and the fear of Taicangzong—the warehouse was rented by him in his own name, and the location was very hidden. It has never been revealed, and Zhilixuan should never know!
Moreover, there has just been stored a large amount of inventory that he has just recently replenished, as well as the flow of documents that he has been cooperating with suppliers for a long time. Once Zhi Lixuan gets it, let alone lose his foothold in the zoo, he will go to court to sue him for occupational occupation. All enough!
He was obviously very careful all along, how could he be exposed so easily...
With a broken face, he watched Zhilixuan holding the address to be verified by others, but he couldn't say a word. Looking at the group of Taicangzong who hadn't been taken seriously before, he hated and feared in his heart, and wanted to find him. people help.But when he turned around, he saw that the master Xia he had invited was still lying on the temporary emergency bed, twitching with fear on his face.
The face of Guo Zi was startled, and suddenly remembered that before Master Xia fainted, the disciples around him were encouraging him to teach those who disrespected him a lesson, and then the master surnamed Wei on the opposite side shouted to him, "Don't let him……".
Don't let him what?The distance was a bit far, and Guozilian was busy arguing with the security guard at the time, so he didn't hear clearly at all.
But there is no doubt that after the other party finished yelling this sentence, Master Xia became what he is now.
Such a terrifying method was like the last straw that broke the camel's back. His face trembled all over his face, and the resentment in his heart was instantly overwhelmed by the surge of fear.He has the desire to jump off a building right now, if he had known that Master Wei was so awesome, how could it be possible when he first met...
When Zhi Lixuan got the address, he was quite surprised: "This address is not in the zoo, it's quite far away, how do they even know this?"
Wei Xi glanced at the pheasant spirit, and the pheasant spirit smiled and said, "Chairman, not all the animals in the zoo are organized, and there are many wild cats and mice that sneak in, magpies and sparrows that eat and drink. .These temporary workers run around, know more things than other people, gossip a lot, have free-range breeding in the bird area and the red panda house, and the usual work is boring. When you have nothing to do, why don’t you just chat with these temporary workers and catch fish? Are you scolding the leader?"
Zhilixuan: "..."
Zhi Lixuan wiped his face and said: "Say sorry to them for me. I will hand over the purchase of feed to Guang Hao. I didn't expect him to replace it secretly. After today, I will have people replace the feed as soon as possible. .”
The black swans present fluttered their wings, and the flamingos and red pandas didn't say anything more, which was considered to be their agreement.
But they are not the only animals that make trouble in the zoo. They just escaped more easily because of free-range breeding. Some herbivores in the grass area are still in a state of anxiety.
The Chinese character face not only replaced the feed in the bird area and the red panda area, but also replaced the fresh meat of the animals in the carnivorous area with frozen meat, and so on, and the other animals probably did not escape.
There was no other way, so Zhi Lixuan had no choice but to ask Wei Xi to bring someone to check with him, but the problem was not so easy to solve, and the animals in the zoo had long been dissatisfied with their work unit.
Wei Xi saw that his ghost employees were so busy that they came back from time to time to report: "The monkeys in Monkey Mountain complained about too many tourists, and the working hours were too long. People stare at her, and she doesn’t even have the privacy to live a married life.”
Wei Xi: "Marital life?"
The second apprentice: "..."
The second apprentice quickly drove away the weasel spirit without waiting for him to ask, and Zhi Lixuan said in a huff: "...then I will divide them into two shifts, one rest and one rest?"
The squirrel spirit stepped forward again and said: "The brown bear said that the tourists are too unqualified, and likes to pick it to slap the glass exterior wall of the exhibition hall when it sleeps, which makes him sleep badly. If we don't drive these tourists away, it will leave sooner or later. "
Zhi Lixuan's mind was already numb: "It's impossible to drive away tourists. I'll ask someone to add a guardrail outside the glass exterior wall. You ask it what it eats if there are no tourists."
The most difficult thing to deal with is Lion Tiger Mountain. The Siberian Tiger not only refused to cooperate with the squirrel spirit's questioning, but also tried to frighten it. If the tiger is beaten, is it okay?
The squirrel squatted outside the guardrail to persuade the group of tigers: "The life outside is not easy. You have the means to cherish it, but you have to run outside. The director of the garden of people also promised that they will never feed you frozen meat again. The unit There are food, drink and fans inside, what’s good outside.”
Probably seeing that Wei Xi and Shuo Zong were not easy to mess with, the Siberian tiger didn't want to scare it anymore, but it still lazily licked its paws and wiped its face like a big cat, ignoring it.
Wei Xi glanced at the list of animal exhibits in Lixuan's hand, and asked, "These are all the animals in the garden?"
Zhi Lixuan said: "No, the recent accidents are actually only some animals, such as some animals in the lion and tiger mountain, the monkey garden, the brown bear area, and the free-range area. Others are like kangaroos, koalas, and grasslands. There is no movement in the peccary and the like, oh, yes, the panda house is also calm and behaves normally."
He didn't say anything, but as soon as the words came out, the Siberian tiger, which was lying on the ground squinting and basking in the sun, stood up with a groan, its eyes wide open, its teeth bared, its thick fangs exposed, and its tail curled up. His hair was blown up, and he seemed to be indescribably angry, as if he wanted to pounce on him and bite him.
Zhi Lixuan was terrified: "????"
The squirrel was squatting there, his back was a little stiff, and after a long while, he stuttered and turned his head to ask: "Director, your forest zoo used to...was there no pandas?"
Zhi Lixuan replied blankly: "Yes, pandas are not so easy to raise. I only applied for them after the zoo expanded in recent years. The process is not easy."
The Siberian tiger's gaze was so cold that it was almost bloodthirsty, and it kept growling in a low voice.
The squirrel was silent for a long time again: "The name of the forest zoo...has it been changed?"
That was really a long memory. Zhi Lixuan recalled the zoo in the early days of his business, and his eyes couldn't help but look distant: "Yes, the zoo used to be small and there were no special animals. It was not competitive in the industry at all. The most attractive The human ones are the lions and tigers in the park. So at the beginning, we called this place the Lion Tiger Mountain Zoo.”
When he finished speaking, he suddenly realized something, came back to his senses, and fell silent looking at the roaring Siberian tiger: "..."
The squirrel spirit nodded with difficulty in his unbelievable eyes: "...it said, the panda is running a fart, the panda is the fucking crown prince, and the zoo dared not tamper with the panda's feed after changing the rations of all the exhibition areas. The exhibition hall is in the center of the park, the site occupies the largest area, and the house is the most beautifully repaired. I don’t care if it’s the same, let them go there with pandas in their arms!”
Zhilixuan: "..."
Wei Xi: "..."
Shuo Zong: "..."
Wei Xi was a little confused, but recalling the business management books he had read, he soon understood: "Your new and old employees are treated differently, and the old employees have worked hard with you since the early days of your business, so it's normal to have opinions in your heart. "
Zhi Lixuan wanted to kneel down for him.
After hearing his various promises to apologize to the Siberian tiger, Wei Xi returned to the panda pavilion, and saw that the panda had recovered from Master Xia's threat, and began to lie down in a puddle with the bamboo in its arms, just like when we first saw it. He couldn't stop eating, and his ears were still shaking.
After learning about the Siberian tiger's treatment, the squirrel spirit was so jealous that tears were about to fall: "No wonder it doesn't run away, all the resources of the zoo are given to it, and the old staff who came before it are hired." They all complained. Isn't it because he is a national treasure? I don't see any great skills."
Zhi Lixuan wanted to explain but didn't know how to explain, his worldview was so impacted at the moment that it almost collapsed, so he could only laugh dryly in a daze: "...it, what skills does it know, there is no way to ask for it So do we."
The squirrel spirit couldn't get used to it, and complained about his breed: "Actually, it's a big name. If I were it, so many tourists would come to support me, and no matter how tired I was, I would have to bow to express my gratitude."
The panda seemed to recognize it, but when it saw it eating bamboo, it slowed down again, and seemed to want to leave.
The giant panda bowed to... Lixuan: "..."
Wei Xi didn't have any concept of national treasure first-class protected animals in his mind. In his opinion, pandas and Siberian tigers were similar.Since the Siberian tigers have clearly expressed their dissatisfaction with the pandas, and even have the idea of leaving the zoo because of this, it must not be possible to not solve the fundamental problem.He thought of Zhilixuan's compensation for himself, and kindly suggested an idea for him: "The difference in treatment between employees is too large, which is not good for the internal unity of your company. This panda's work ability is average, and it seems that he can't convince everyone. I For the sake of emotional stability of employees, you might as well move it to a farther location, or adjust the living conditions to a lower level, so as not to be too different from other colleagues."
Zhi Lixuan was stunned when he heard it, if someone else told him that it seemed logical but in fact it was completely illogical, he would definitely think that this person was crazy, but it was Wei Xi who said this, and he even said it without thinking logically. Consciousness began to think: "Move...move farther away? The living conditions have declined?"
While repeating in a blank mind, Zhi Lixuan subconsciously raised his head and glanced at the panda in the arena that had stopped eating bamboo.
panda:"……"
The next second, the panda suddenly threw away the bamboo, then struggled to get up, landed on its buttocks, folded its forelimbs, sat on the ground and swipe at him twice.
Zhi Lixuan: "........."
Wei Xi looked at the depressed panda: "Huh? Can you bow?"
Squirrel Essence: "I said it's playing big cards."
Shuo Zong: "..."
****
When Zhi Lixuan was about to pass out, he finally heard the sound of an ambulance, and the medical staff carried a stretcher and rushed into the Panda House under the guidance: "Where is the patient?!"
Master Xia was still lying on the emergency bed twitching, his apprentices surrounded him, worried about him, and looked at Taicang Zonghe Zhilixuan with anger.
"You wait!" The disciples all felt that their master was getting angry and sick because of Zhilixuan's rough treatment, "I will settle accounts with you when my master wakes up!"
Wei Xi was actually a little guilty when he heard this. If Master Xia reported the fare evasion of his employees, there would be more than 700...
He hoped that the other party would be carried away as soon as possible, but his wishes failed, and just a second before the medical staff were about to carry Master Xia onto the stretcher, he faintly woke up by himself.
The apprentices jumped up to see him nervously, shouting in unison: "Master!"
Wei Xi's expression froze, afraid that he might say something he shouldn't say, so he quickly approached.
When Master Xia's disciples saw him, they became furious and called on Master Xia: "Master! You finally woke up! Show them some color!"
Master Xia was still blindfolded, and opened his eyes in a trance, thinking that he was having a nightmare, but when he turned around, he saw Wei Xi approaching with a cold face, his eyes were cold and sharp, and his handsome face was full of indescribable emotions. Haze, as if wishing to kill himself in place.
Master Xia trembled heavily, and instantly remembered everything!The scene he saw before he fainted involuntarily appeared in his mind—in the gloomy room, Wei Xi stared in his direction and let out a low shout, and then countless miserable and terrifying ghosts screamed at him with hideous faces. He's coming!
This... This person wants to control ghosts and kill himself! ! !
Master Xia was shaking like a sieve, his tiger eyes were full of tears, and he almost took another pee.What did he say to me?Didn't I just think that you are also a fellow man and offend a few words blindly, can't I be wrong!You actually want to kill me!So cruel and vicious!
Seeing Wei Xi approaching again at this moment, he didn't feel the slightest courage amidst the encouraging voices of the disciples, instead he was so frightened that his mind went blank.
Wei Xi walked up to him, looked down at him, and pondered for a moment, trying to test whether he had guessed about his company's employees evading fares to enter the park, and whether he had any intention of reporting it.
However, as soon as he opened his mouth, before he could make a sound, Master Xia, who was lying on the bed, let out a mournful cry, and said to him tremblingly: "Great! Master, please spare me!"
The disciples around him: "????"
Wei Xi: "???"
Master Xia seemed to have exploded with infinite courage, and he didn't need anyone to lift him. He rolled out of bed with a grunt, and ran away with his apprentices in his wet trousers. of medical staff.
Afraid of being caught, Uncle Shen immediately took all the staff into hiding when he heard the sound of him waking up just now. Seeing him running away by himself, he was also a little stunned, so he came out and asked Wei Xi: "Master, what is he doing?" What do you mean by not reporting us?"
Wei Xi nodded: "It should be."
Although this fake master is not capable enough, he is surprisingly friendly in dealing with others.
****
The animals were calmed down, and the breeders arrived with all their belongings, and brought back the escaped black swan, red panda and other animals to their exhibition area. Zhi Lixuan's day was like a dream, and he didn't dare Look at the giant panda in the exhibition hall that seems very disturbed and wants to bow to itself from time to time.
Seeing him in a daze, Wei Xi ignored him, and asked his apprentice, "The animal summoning technique you mentioned means that all animals can hear the summoning?"
Shuo Zong nodded: "Usually that's right."
Wei Xi couldn't figure it out: "Kezhi Lixuan said that a large part of the animals in the zoo have not changed. Could it be that they are satisfied with life and don't want to leave?"
In fact, Shuo Zong was also a little skeptical about this. It stands to reason that the national character face is full of private pockets, and it should be that the feed in other exhibition areas except the bamboo in the Panda Pavilion has been replaced.However, some animals were not moved by the call.
He opened the list he got from Zhilixuan, and looked at it one by one, jaguars, Australian kangaroos, Australian koalas, South American prairie peccaries... Carnivorous and herbivorous, there are all types, the species are very jumping, the only one The common denominator seems to be...nationality.
Shuo Zong suddenly realized something and fell into a long silence.
Wei Xi still wanted to ask, but at this moment, the cell phone that Lixuan brought from the office suddenly rang loudly. When he picked it up, a panicked roar came from the opposite side——
"Director!!! We put all the escaped animals back!!!"
Zhi Lixuan's voice was blank: "If you put it back, put it back. Have you counted it? Did you lose it?"
"It's not lost." The employee on the other end of the phone said this, and before he was happy, he roared again: "But there are too many!! There are so many!!! Can you think of it? There is an extra wild boar in the exhibition area!!!”
Zhi Lixuan: "????"
The employee seemed to be about to pass out: "Is it haunted!?!? Didn't they all run away?! Why are there more of them! Where did this wild boar come from? My God!!!"
Zhi Lixuan felt that he had finished his life today: "..."
The members of the Taicang Sect who vaguely heard the phone call probably guessed the reason: "..."
The wild boar spirit is brave enough to flirt with girls in broad daylight. Fortunately, he was not caught by the zoo in the end, and escaped smoothly, and even sent Wei Xi a WeChat message.
When Wei Xi brought people out, he stood at the gate of the zoo looking at the sky, his back was lonely and complicated, as if he had grown up suddenly.
Wei Xi thought to himself, what does this mean?Is it done or not?
Hearing the footsteps, the wild boar spirit turned back slowly: "Chairman."
He was unusually calm, with distant eyes, calm tone, and sincerely said the first request he made since he came down the mountain——
"Sign me up for an English class."
The author has something to say: the situation at that time was probably like this——
Wild Boar Spirit rushed into the exhibition hall all over his body: "I want to mate with you!!!!"
Grassland scallops [Confused]: "Canyouspeak English?"
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