Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Tuanjieyi was terrified when he heard that his master wanted to kill the protected animals, so he jumped up and stopped him.The big wild boar below him was struggling desperately, repeating his social status constantly, noisy obstructions resounded beside him, and the hand warmer hanging around his neck was starting to get hot at this time, Wei Xi grabbed the knife in his hand and looked at it. It was extremely sharp and full of murderous aura.

It's come to this point, it's better to think of a reason to kill him.

At this time, the wrist was grasped, and the second apprentice squatted down beside him, and a deep voice came into his ears: "Wei Xi, it has opened its wisdom."

wit...

Well done!

Since he came out of the mountain, he has never encountered a spiritual monster, he almost forgot!Wei Xi gritted his teeth, staring at the wild boar spirit with a huge body trembling wildly.

The hand that clasped the wrist came up, and broke Weixi's fingers. Weixi had a gloomy face, after all, the second apprentice took the knife away and pulled him to stand up.

Fingers stroked his face, and the second apprentice who pulled him up asked him in a low voice, "Are you injured?"

Wei Xi shook his head, the nerves that were tense when he killed the killer suddenly relaxed. Now his mind is full of Wei Dedao's nagging, and he feels mentally tired for no reason.But he was not injured, and the blood on his body and face was all from wild boar spirit.

After the wild boar escaped from birth, he hid behind those old Taoist priests who had blocked Wei Xi. He was so moved that he screamed again and again, and he didn't dare to pretend anymore. Thank you country!

It's all because Wei Xi was concerned about his status as an animal protector and didn't kill him in the end. Most of the other people present didn't know Wei Xi's real purpose.

For a moment, looking at the scarred wild boar spirit who was almost dead, he felt very speechless, and couldn't help but think of the old proposition that was repeatedly mentioned——

The Taicang sect is really... people don't know what to say.

***

All the teammates on the perpetrator's side are like this, not to mention the group of animals brought by the wild boar spirit. Some timid followers have already disappeared without a trace. The few remaining saw their boss being beaten like this, They were all scared out of their wits.

The long green bamboo no longer swayed, and took root quietly as if dead.

With things like this happening, the original dojo will definitely not need to be rebuilt. The most urgent task is to bandage the badly injured wild boar essence.The wild boar spirit seemed to think that he had a backer, and now he was a bit old-fashioned again, and he could speak smoothly without threatening people, and fell to the ground, moaning and crying to the old Taoists: "You can hurt the second-class protected animals in the country. I have seen it all, and I want to report him..."

Everyone didn't know how to answer the conversation. When Tuanjieyi heard that the pig wanted to report his master but quit, he jumped up and argued with the other party: "You report us, and we will report you!"

The pig's eyes were widened by his inversion of black and white: "What did you say?"

Tuanjieyi: "When did you become a genius, you!"

Zhu Jing was stunned: "Half a year ago, why did you ask this?"

Tuanjieyi immediately gained support: "Half a year ago, did you hear that you can't become a master after the founding of the People's Republic of China? Who made you become a master? Your procedures are legal! I don't believe it anymore. Let's report it together and see who gets the result first." Come down! You say yes, fellow priests."

Taoists: "=="

Cheng Jing still needs to go through the formalities... Kuang Zhiming looked at him speechlessly, he really didn't know where he came from so many vague and boundless nonsense, and what was even more shocking was that the wild boar spirit actually believed it!After a moment of bewilderment, the aggrieved emotion in its huge pig eyes dissipated, replaced by the uneasiness of finding out that he is now a black household.

Seeing that it seemed to be about to ask where to go to apply for the certificate, the priests present all turned their faces away. At this time, there was a rustling sound behind them. When everyone looked back, they saw Qiu Guokai and Director Wang approaching tremblingly. come over.

They didn't dare to act alone, they followed the priests to see the whole process of Wei Xi's "practice" just now, and now the two different faces were filled with the same shock.

"Great, masters." Director Wang asked cautiously, "Is this what is causing trouble in our crew?"

Everyone nodded: "It should be that they are right."

"Amazing." Director Wang recalled the scene he saw just now, and said to Unity with an eye-opening expression, "I also guessed that there would be monsters in this world before, but I didn't expect the way to subdue demons to be like this , It’s really wide open, thrilling, and efficient!”

Just beat the monster to the ground!He originally thought that he would open another altar to do another method.

It is related to the professional level of my master, so I shook hands with him in solidarity and honor: "Where is there."

Everyone: "..."

Everyone really wanted to tell them that the Taicang Sect was probably the only one in the world who used this method to subdue demons and demons, and that normal Taoist priests really wanted to do it when they encountered spirits.

Qiu Guokai and Director Wang were still panicked when they encountered a herd of wild beasts. Now that they saw the leading wild boar being beaten like this, they were not too scared for some reason. After shaking hands with Tuanjieyi, Director Wang still thought about finding out the cause: "Master, can you figure out why they came to our crew to make trouble? The props and costumes have been destroyed like this, over and over again, there must be no reason for it?"

The wild boar spirit lay on the ground and glanced at him, disdainful, two balls of hot air came out of the pig's nostrils.

This obviously does not want to cooperate, and the attitude towards Director Wang seems to be extremely disgusting. At the moment, everyone can't help but guess the reason——

Was it the time when the crew entered the mountain with evil spirits?What taboo did the crew commit during filming?Did the crew destroy the ecological environment in the mountains?

or……

Simply want to hurt someone?

At this moment, Wei Xi was wiped clean of the blood on his face by the second apprentice, and watched the wild boar walking over in silence. Farther away, I can no longer put on my arrogant look, howling: "What do you want to do! I am a national wildlife protection animal!"

Feeling that he was really wronged by the beating, he vented loudly to everyone: "How dare you treat me like this! You didn't respect us first! What if we fight back!"

"???" Director Wang was a little flustered, "Why don't we respect you?"

"You still deny it!" The wild boar spirit was so angry that his eyes were red, and his nostrils were running out. "I live in the same hotel as you, and everyone saw the clothes you sent out that day! Those ghosts you pretended to be, It's just...it's a shame!"

Director Wang was stunned when he heard the words, and suddenly remembered the costumes of the group actors who had been torn to pieces just now, and finally realized something, and fell into an unprecedented silence in his life.

Wei Xi held the jade pendant that had turned back to warmth and stood beside the second apprentice, listening to each other, and understood, the group of ghosts in the mountains happened to meet the extras brought by the crew to play. Clothes.A large part of the extra roles of the crew coincided with the ghosts in the mountains. When they learned that this group of crooked melons and dates from nowhere would wear crude scrap metal to play themselves, the ghosts were dissatisfied everywhere and directly annoyed. crazy.

The wild boar spirit lay on the ground and spoke eloquently: "We are all suave and suave, how could we be dressed like you!"

Everyone looked at its strong body, dripping snot and curly tail desperately flapping on the ground, and didn't know how to evaluate it.

****

Wei Xi glanced at the second apprentice beside him, who glanced at the wild boar spirit, and then turned to the other spirits secretly hiding in the bushes in the distance, with a rare serious expression.

Wei Xi licked the coagulated wild boar blood on the back of his hand, and asked, "Lu Que, what's wrong with you?"

The apprentice retracted his eyes, and his eyes touched the tongue that was licking the back of his hand, and turned his face to the other side lightly: "There are too many spiritual monsters in Maohua Mountain."

He made a rough estimate of the scene. Not counting the undiscovered plants, there were no fewer than twenty animals of all kinds.

This number is obviously very abnormal, Shuo Zong lowered his eyes and thought for a moment, then slowly turned his eyes to the sky.

heaven...

Wei Xi didn't know what he was thinking, so he swallowed the blood lingering on the tip of his tongue, but when he heard this, he snorted in agreement: "It's really too much!"

If he hadn't opened his mind, the wild boar on the ground had come to his mouth, how could he still be alive now!

Unite Yi saw that he still looked at the wild boar spirit frequently as if he did not give up. He was really worried that Master would take the risk, so he couldn't help but approached him to persuade him: "Master, we can't kill animals that are protected by the state. We don't have a hunting license. If we are found If you come out, you will definitely face a lawsuit."

Wei Xi frowned: "A lawsuit?"

Tuanjieyi: "Not only will I be sued, but I might even be fined and detained!"

fine!There is also a fine!

Wei Xi immediately understood the word, and couldn't help but frowned deeply. What's going on outside the mountain?

To open a sect, you need this certificate and that certificate, and you have to pay taxes if you make money, but you can’t even eat a wild boar by yourself!You have to pay a fine.

He was angry and wronged, Wei Dedao finally stopped nagging, but why are there so many strange rules outside!

****

After Qiu Guokai and Director Wang figured out the entanglement of the wild boar spirits, their worldviews collapsed.

In particular, the profiteer Qiu Guokai, in order to save the cost of the crew, was the one who came up with the idea of ​​saving money on group performance props at first, but unexpectedly he shot himself in the foot with a stone, and was so angry that he almost cried out.

What the hell is this shit!Isn't it a well-known unspoken rule in the industry to make a fuss about props and costumes!

Qiu Guokai's heart was almost broken when he thought of the haunting news that his crew was rumored because of this incident.But it is a fact that one’s own costumes and props cut corners and materials, and the filming is still a mythological drama in ancient costumes. The analogy of this situation is like filming someone’s family history, but the image of the family is uglified, and they are sued.

"It's...it's like this..." Director Wang was also speechless and choked: "...We can redo the costumes and props, but now the time is so urgent, it will snow in two days at the latest, and there are more than 100 people in the crew Everyone is waiting, how can we afford to delay!"

What's more important is that the "Scream" crew's recruitment of extras was also affected by such a disturbance. The assistant who went to the urban area to recruit actors called back in the morning, saying that among the extras in the film and television city, rumors of their own crew were spreading. The gossip about haunted ghosts is much more popular than those marketing accounts on the Internet, and now few people dare to come to Maohua Mountain for that little trick fee.

What a crime!

In the world he couldn't see, Fang Xiaojie was so excited that the whole ghost was trembling, sticking to his side and yelling crazily: "Director Wang! Choose me!!! Choose me!!! I'm really good at acting!!! !"

During this period of time, Tuanjieyi was learning to draw talismans, and he always had an eye-opening spell on his body. Witnessing this scene and seeing the anxiety that could not be concealed on Director Wang's face, his mentally retarded mind suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and he thought of a man who could compete for the Nobel Prize. Good idea, exclaimed: "God! How can I be so smart!"

The wild boar spirit on the ground was frightened by him and jumped up violently, looking over in horror.

Tuanjieyi: "Who's eyes locked on you."

****

In the early morning, many actors of the "Scream" crew stepped out of the hotel wrapped in down jackets, and took a deep breath of fresh mountain air.

"After finishing the ceremony, I feel more at ease." Someone said, "Oh, by the way, did the coordinator say yesterday that we're going to shoot that outdoor group scene today?"

The actor on the side nodded and said: "Yes, but who knows if it can be filmed, our crew was so noisy before, I heard that the film and television city has no tricks to dare to come now."

At this time, a crew member passed by, and said to them: "Director Wang and Mr. Qiu have already recruited the extras, and they are almost here now."

Huh?Everyone was a little surprised when they heard the rumors. They dared to come to Maohua Mountain after such a rumor was made. This group of performers was brave enough.

Just as they were talking, a bus drove into the hotel slowly. The logo of Qiu Guokai Investment Company was printed on the outside of the bus.

"Here we come!" The people at the door stared intently, wanting to see what kind of people they invited this time.The bus came to a stop, and the door opened. Everyone was looking forward to it, and finally saw a touch of green color from the door.

Everyone took a closer look, only to find that the green was the color of the clothes. The clothes were exquisitely made, with countless bamboos of the same color embroidered on them. The satin-haired young girl stepped out of the car door wearing it, and as her movements changed, the outer garment of the dress continued to disappear behind her like smoke as she walked.

The production crew must have been bewitched. They actually made such good-quality props for the set! ?

Also, isn’t this a bit too dedicated?Didn't even join the group and came here wearing props? !

These two thoughts quickly flashed through everyone's minds, and the young girl in costume also stood still on the ground, turned and faced the direction of the hotel.

The moment her face was revealed, the crew members watching the excitement at the entrance of the hotel fell silent collectively.

"Damn it!" Someone asked in shock at that moment, "This good looks, this figure, you fucking tell me this is a group performer? Could it be that Director Wang has hired a newcomer to replace the female lead?!"

But what was shocking was far more than that. A dozen or so people got off the bus one after another. There were men and women, both tall and short.

Even the slightly dark-skinned man with an impatient expression, a Band-Aid on his face, and a man who seems to have a cold and sniffles his nose all the time, his appearance is comparable to the handsome leading man in the crew!

Oh, it seems there are still exceptions.

The long-haired man who got off the bus last was dressed in white and had a gloomy demeanor. Compared to this man, he looked more ordinary.But he seemed to be extremely excited, clinging to Director Wang like a young girl in Huaichun, he didn't know what he was talking about.Director Wang was so entangled by him that he kept avoiding him, and he couldn't hide the embarrassed expression on his face.

Qiu Guokai ignored the star chasing scene around him, saw the crew members at the entrance of the hotel, and immediately stepped forward with a smile to introduce the team behind him: "This is the extras who will cooperate with you today, let's get to know each other."

Everyone in the crew silently fixed their gazes on his face—it was really an extra actor...

Mr. Qiu dug up the ancestral grave of some brokerage company, and deceived all the pillars of the family?

****

Unite Yi showed Master his mobile phone with joy: "Wow, Master, filming is very profitable, and the salaries of group performers are so high."

Although there are many spirits and monsters in the mountains, not all of them can transform into human form. Including wild boar spirit and bamboo spirit, there are only eleven or twelve who can take on the role. However, Qiu Guokai is very satisfied after seeing their appearance conditions. They bring their own costumes and props, so they are paid quite a lot for the film.

But they are still a group of black households, and of course it is impossible to put money in their pockets.

Tuanjieyi is like a living Lei Feng, who is very reluctant to do it for him.

Wei Xi heard the amount of remuneration mentioned by the big apprentice, glanced at the Alipay page that the apprentice handed over, and immediately turned his gaze to a few spirits who were waiting at the side.

If only I could lock it up and make money for myself.

All the monsters he was staring at shivered, not daring to mention the salary at all, and the wild boar spirit with the band-aid still tremblingly repeated under his gaze: "I...I...I It's protecting animals..."

"Oh." If he wanted to kill him, he would have killed him long ago. Wei Xi was annoyed when he saw him, and didn't bother to talk to him, so he simply turned to the woman sitting beside him, staring at him non-stop.

Looking at it, the second disciple's slightly low voice came from the side: "What are you looking at?"

Wei Xi looked very interested, and gestured with his chin: "Look at her."

Shuo Zong's cold eyes followed him to lock on the target, and found that Wei Xi was focusing on a wild vixen.This vixen is very vixen-like, with charming long hair, pointed face and big eyes, red lips and white teeth, special temperament, very graceful sitting posture, and an extraordinarily exquisite figure, so that the actors and staff passing by in the film crew all respected her Looking back frequently, Wei Xi looked at her...

The other party also noticed their gaze, moved his body, sat crookedly and threw a coquettish wink at him.

With a cold face, Shuo Zong looked away unmoved, and looked at Wei Xi fixedly, with no emotion in his voice: "Is it pretty?"

Wei Xi nodded: "Not bad."

Shuo Zong was silent for a while: "...what do you think of her?"

When the wild vixen heard the words, the corners of her mouth immediately curled up sweetly. She stared in Wei Xi's direction, and lazily straightened her black hair around her ears.

Wei Xi looked at her white and tender ears exposed with this action, and commented appreciatively: "I think she should be delicious, and the ears are probably brittle."

Shuo Zong: "..."

Wild vixen: "..."

The wild vixen put down his hands with a pale face, and his sitting posture became more honest. He pulled his hair back, swallowed, and said tremblingly: "Red... the red fox is also a second-class national wild animal protection..."

Wei Xi frowned: "Tsk."

What a waste.