Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

"What's going on here? What tripped me up?"

Qiu Guokai struggled to get up, clutching his forehead, and quickly lowered his head to search the ground. However, although this section of the forest is a gentle slope, it is covered with thick deciduous pine needles. The road surface is loose and soft, and there are no obstacles.

Behind him, Director Wang hurried up to help him, and was also puzzled by how his investor could get a black head on such a road: "Mr. Qiu, are you okay? Why did you fall so badly? "

Many priests present did not pay more attention to what happened to Qiu Guokai, and all looked at the forest ahead with serious faces.

In the mountain forest, the howling mountain wind has not yet stopped, and the sound of shaking leaves is all in my ears.

Fang Xiaojie was still gloating at the sidelines just now, but now he also calmed down, quietly shrank behind the Taoist group, and then heard an old Taoist in the crowd say: "What is that?"

Qiu Guokai immediately turned his head when he heard the words, and he saw a pile of green things piled up beside a straight bamboo in front of him. This color should be very conspicuous in the dark forest, but the bamboo next to him is so green that it is so hard. It stole the limelight.

Wei Xi stepped forward to pick up the thing, shook it open to check, Tuanjieyi was stunned: "Isn't this clothes?"

Director Wang turned his head to look, and immediately replied in astonishment: "This is a prop from the bamboo spirit, how could it be left here?"

Everyone fell silent immediately when they heard this, and the Taoist priests looked at each other for a few times, feeling that the situation was not good, they fell thoughtfully on the straight long bamboo in front of them.

"This bamboo grows really well." Looking back, Qiu Guokai couldn't help admiring after seeing the bamboo, "It's so tall and thick, I don't see it often in the mountains in the south, and I don't know how many years it took to grow it." Grow like this."

I don't know if it was an illusion, but after the words fell to the ground, the branches and leaves of the bamboo trembled vigorously as if they had been blown by the wind.

The masters secretly glanced at him, and said to themselves that this is really a big business... Then they will flatter.

But at this moment they also realized something, the almost abnormally tall bamboo in front of them, and the costumes of the crew stacked next to the bamboo, all signs indicated that they might have found the real culprit who caused trouble in the crew.

Maohua Mountain is deep and steep, with stretching mountains and close to the capital city. It has been adjacent to the Dragon Vessel for a long time. It has good geomantic omen, so it is a livable place.These plants in the mountains have a long lifespan, and they have taken root and grown in places full of vitality for hundreds of thousands of years.

Especially in the past ten years or so, I don't know what's going on. There are similar rumors appearing in Lingshan Dachuan all over the country. Ordinary people don't know the situation, but they have spread all over the Xuanmen.

As for the solution, it's not that there is no such thing, they are all spirits of heaven and earth, there is no need to be tough, most of the people who don't do evil are persuasion.

The priests naturally discussed: "What should I do? Set up a court?"

"Let the crew give some sacrifices. Mountain spirits are different from ghosts. I'm afraid it will be difficult to settle in the execution ground."

Just listen to the Taicang sect not far away——

Tuanjieyi touched the bamboo and sighed: "Master, this bamboo grows well. It would be even better if it can be used to make rice in bamboo tubes."

Wei Xi: "Bamboo rice?"

Tuanjieyi: "Huh? Master, don't you know? I saw it on the Internet. It is a specialty of Southwest China. People there like to put raw rice in bamboo tubes, then throw it into the fire and roast it. After roasting, it is split open. Eat the rice inside, it tastes very fragrant."

Wei Xi listened to the big apprentice's words, and looked at the bamboo in front of him thoughtfully: "It smells delicious...Jie Yi, Lu Que, do you have knives?"

Shuo Zong looked indifferent: "...no"

The dog-legged Tuanjieyi touched his pocket, took out a Swiss Army knife, and immediately handed it over graciously: "Master, do you think this is okay? Is it enough to chop?"

Wei Xi weighed it up: "Enough."

The bamboo that was still shaking with the wind fell into a stillness the moment their topic came up. At this time, under the blade in Wei Xi's hand, it started shaking again. This time the amplitude was much smaller, and it didn't look like it was blown by the wind. Yes, it seemed to be trembling instead.

Taoists: "..."

What is going on with this Taicang sect?

At this moment, Qiu Guokai, who was covering his head, suddenly exclaimed: "Big! Master! Look! What are those!"

Everyone was brought back to their senses by his exclamation, and according to his words, they were also shocked, only to see pairs of dark green animal pupils appearing in the dark bushes around them at some point!

Those animal pupils stared straight at the crowd present, and the inorganic eyes were full of beastly coldness, densely packed, encircling, approaching from a distance little by little until their true faces were revealed.

It turned out to be a group of animals of different sizes and sizes!

Qiu Guokai had never seen such a weird scene before, his scalp exploded immediately, and he yelled loudly.Director Wang was more courageous, but he was also terribly frightened, using the weak skylight to distinguish tremblingly: "I'll go! What the hell is going on here? Weasels?! Foxes?! How come there are even wild boars?! Huamao Mountain is not a development Passed? Where did so many animals come from!?"

Many priests couldn't believe it. The timing of the appearance of these animals was too weird. What exactly were they trying to do?

Unexpectedly, at this time, a wild boar that seemed to be leading the way in front turned to Wei Xi who was standing in front of the bamboo with a knife, and opened his mouth slowly to utter a vague and hoarse human voice: "Go away."

Director Wang: "!!!!"

Qiu Guokai: "!!!!!!"

Shuo Zong also stared, this turned out to be a wild boar with a fine head?What about the other beasts in the back?Could it be that it has also become a wild animal?

He slowly stood in front of Wei Xi, his eyes slowly turned to the emerald green bamboo that finally stopped trembling after the beasts arrived, and he frowned deeply. How could a small Huamao mountain hatch? Find so many ghosts?

The wild boar spirit was obviously not easy to mess with. It looked extremely fierce, grinning, and the two fangs at the corners of its mouth were emitting a hard cold light.

Tuanjieyi was startled by the sound just now, and frantically grabbed the hem of his master's clothes: "Master, master, is this a monster!"

right!It's a monster!Hearing this, the wild boar spirit's eyes brightened, and he became more energetic. He even lowered his upper body, scratched the ground with his front hooves, and roared as if he was about to attack.

It raised its eyes and stared coldly at Wei Xi who was holding a knife, bared his mouth fiercely, and put on his most terrifying expression!

The person holding the knife really looked at it blankly, his expression was even a little dazed, and he opened his mouth slowly after a long while, as if he wanted to say something.

The wild boar exhaled proudly, isn't it scared?Are you scared?If you are scared and stupid, just get out of here quickly!It pricked up its ears to hear the scream of this madman who dared to chop bamboo before he ran——

I heard this person staring at his fangs and muttering: "...red burn..."

Wild boar: "???"

After the man was in a trance, his voice really became clear: "...Braised wild pork..."

Wei Xi looked at the animal in front of him with nostalgia. This was the most familiar ingredient in the enchantment, but unfortunately he never ate it after leaving the mountain.Every time he caught it before, Wei Dedao would always ask for it to be braised in braised pork, with braised pork, and he could eat three more bowls for each meal.

When he thought of this, his eyes quickly changed from dazed to salivating, and they fell directly on the round belly of this wild boar.

so fat...

She looks really pretty.

After being put into the pot, it is bound to be stewed soft and rotten, with a tangy aroma, and the oil will melt into the mouth.

Wei Xi clenched the knife in his hand expectantly.

In the dark forest, the situation was clearly critical. Many priests had already pulled out their mobile phones to call for foreign aid. Qiu Guokai and Director Wang also tremblingly supported each other and decided to call the police.The two sides of the human and the beast fell into a confrontation, and the atmosphere was very tense. The priests grabbed the phone and looked nervously at the strong, motionless wild boar with its upper body lying on its back and fierce eyes.

The fighting power of beasts of this size cannot be overstated, not to mention that there are so many of them!There are so many ants that they kill the elephant!

Everyone was full of worries when the motionless wild boar in sight suddenly swayed, propped up its front hooves and slowly raised its huge body, its strong muscles bulged slightly with the movement, and its long fangs were bent , Everywhere showed the powerful strength of the flesh, and their hearts immediately throbbed violently.

broken!To take the initiative to attack!

The moment the wild boar stood up straight facing Wei Xi, everyone's eyes widened at the same time, and the muscles of Shuo Zong's arm blocking Wei Xi's body also tensed slowly, and his eyes turned dark.Tuanjieyi faced the enemy head-on, thinking of the news that villagers went up the mountain and were killed by wild boars from the major media, he yelled: "Master!"

In the next second, the wild boar spirit really made a move, and its huge body suddenly jumped into the air——

Turn around and run away.

Wow, it runs really fast, and its hooves are strong and strong. It raises fallen leaves all over the ground while running, and its footsteps sound like thunder. If it is on the track, it will definitely win the championship!

"...???!!!"

The scene fell into a brief silence, not to mention people, even the beasts brought by the wild boars turned their heads and cast shocked gazes in the direction where the boss left, the tall and quiet bamboo swayed wildly, The rustling leaves seemed to be screaming sharply - "Traitor!!"

The ethereal hum of the wild boar echoed in the wind—farewell to friends!

Wei Xi was taken aback by this turn of events, so he didn't give up. He immediately pushed aside the second apprentice who was standing in front of him, grabbed a knife and quickly chased after him: "Stop!!!"

Seeing that he escaped unharmed, the many Taoist priests present did not express their gratitude, but even chased after him. Seeing his running back, they all fell into a long-term bewilderment, this... what is this going to do! ?

After a while, there was a sharp and long howl in the forest, and after the dull sound of falling to the ground, the movement of hand-to-hand combat followed. The dazed people present were awakened by the sound, and exchanged glances in confusion.

Until Wei Xi yelled: "Get married! Lu Que!! Come in and help me!!!"

Everyone woke up immediately, and subconsciously followed the disciples of the Taicang Sect who had heard the call and ran into the forest. After a short walk, two figures who were fighting came into view.

The wild boar was already miserable. Wei Xi grabbed its tusks and firmly restrained its movements. His eyes were fierce, his clothes were stained with blood, and with a dagger in his mouth, he was staring at the wild boar's throat!

The wild boar spirit resisted too hard, and was punched heavily on the forehead by him, so hard that he couldn't even speak human words, and let out a roar like a pig slaughtering scene.

Seeing his apprentice, Wei Xi quickly spat out the dagger in his mouth to his feet. The blood on the dagger stained the corner of his mouth. He stretched out his tongue and licked his mouth lightly, panting heavily, and was stimulated by the taste of blood so that his whole body was hot and shivering: "Jieyi! Lu Que! Come here! Cut its throat with a knife!"

Tuanjieyi stared dumbfounded at his emaciated master fighting wild boars: "..."

Shuo Zong frowned and stared at the bloodstains on Wei Xi's body and face.

The wild boar spirit on the ground screamed even more piercingly after hearing Wei Xi's cry, and the whole pig struggled desperately, probably stimulated by the danger of life hanging by a thread at this time, the neighing sound was unequivocal There is a clear scream: "I am a second-class national wild animal protection!!!!"

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Wei Xili ignored the punch and punched the pig's nose. Seeing that the apprentices hadn't moved, he simply picked up the dagger at his feet again, and was about to stab the wild boar's throat fiercely.

"No way!!!" The bewildered people at the scene had come to their senses, and when they saw this, they all rushed over in shock: "Master Wei!! Stop!!! This is really a national second-level wild animal!" ANIMAL CROSSING!!"

The author has something to say: Wild boar essence: Thank the country for saving my pig’s life