Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

The elves on the set have become more cautious since then. A few enchanting and charming female elves looked at Wei Xi as if they were looking at Monkey King. Because of his presence, they no longer dared to lose their demonic aura when facing other ordinary people on the set.The wild vixen had seen Wei Xi's handsome appearance beating up a wild boar before, and he was a little submissive to his force. Seeing that he was handsome and handsome, he originally wanted to use his beauty to develop himself.Forget it now.

She covered her white and tender ears, but she didn't dare to get angry, so she could only complain to the wild boar spirit beside her in a low voice: "Master Wei is so incomprehensible, he is really single by his ability."

Shuo Zong glanced at her coldly.

Wei Xi sighed to the second apprentice: "Wild boars can't be eaten, and red foxes can't be eaten either. Lu Que, let's go up the mountain to find something else later."

He intended to catch some uninspired ones, and unite Yi to send Master a list of monsters, but when he heard this, he immediately looked serious: "Master, you can't do it! These days, wild animals can still be found in the mountains." How many are not protected animals? You will be fined for poaching without permission!"

Wei Xi frowned in disbelief, and looked around the scene: "These...are all protected animals?"

"That's right." Tuanjieyi said, "Master, you can't mess around, don't mention them, even sparrows and swallows are second-class protected animals in the country. You can catch them casually, and it will be bad if you are reported. The forest police will come to make trouble at that time, and it will not be good for our company's image, don't you think so?"

"..." Wei Xi was shocked and sat on the spot, feeling the feeling of being targeted by the national law for the nth time since he came down the mountain, and at the same time couldn't figure out how the world has become like this, "... who really Can't you eat them all?"

"That's definitely not the case." Tuanyi said, "It's just that we can't catch them. No one cares about protecting animals and catching protected animals. Who told us that they are not as scarce as they are? Hehehe. You say so, junior brother."

Shuo Zong who was suddenly cue: "..."

Wei Xi was immediately envious of the state's privilege of protecting animals. If he wasn't just a lonely ghost, he wished he could apply for one.

Unity and righteousness persuaded Master, and hurried to the scene to cooperate with the overall management work.The group of monsters who came here are exquisite and beautiful, but they are not very good-tempered. Originally, because the crew ruined their image indiscriminately, they have a heart knot, and because of their different races, they subconsciously look down on mortals, and their attitude is extremely arrogant. Only Taicangzong Only the presence of more people can calm them down.

Wei Xi came back and felt that the country was very unfriendly to him. He sighed a long time and grabbed the sleeve of the apprentice beside him.

Because of the sweet conversation between "senior brother" and Wei Xi just now, and Wei Xi's expression of yearning for "protecting animals", the second apprentice was pulled back to his senses and looked at him silently.

Wei Xi: "Master is hungry."

You can't eat goblins with enlightened intelligence, and you can't eat protected animals without enlightened intelligence. The only ones who can eat are the second apprentice.

He could feel the eyes of the second apprentice lingering on his lips for a moment, and then slowly stretched out a hand.

Wei Xi didn't pick it up, that's not what he wanted to eat.

The two looked at each other for a while, and after a long time, seeing that the apprentice didn't take the initiative to come over, Wei Xi leaned over self-sufficiently.

Shuo Zong: "..."

Shuo Zong pressed his shoulder, "...not here."

Wei Xi was stunned, and looked around: "What's wrong here?"

Shuo Zong looked into his eyes that were so penetrating that he could understand them almost instantly, where there was pure appetite boiling.However, this simple appetite is only relative to Wei Xi's own concept, and the things he does are so...

Being stared at by his apprentice, Wei Xi's mouth was inexplicably dry, and he couldn't help licking his lips.The tip of his tongue flicked across the corner of his mouth very quickly, just like how he murderously licked away the wild boar blood splashed on his face that day.

The apprentice's eyes were always heavy, and he finally stood up and said in a hoarse voice, "Follow me."

*****

The sound of hot and humid water echoed in a dense forest.

Wei Xi was pressed on a tall beech tree, with his head raised and his apprentice intertwined.

The heat of the breath evaporated from the gap between the lips that were separated from time to time, and the tongue was sucked heavily.In the distance, the sound of the crew's machinery starting and the staff shouting, mixed with the sound of breathing and heartbeat close at hand, inexplicably made the spine weak.

The apprentice was very strong, clasping his waist tightly, Wei Xi was a little surprised at his high feeding enthusiasm, but was soon dizzy by his deep licking, and could only raise his arms around him panting From the back of his neck, a long hum of unknown meaning came out from his nasal cavity: "Ugh—"

After licking him for a while, the apprentice let go of his mouth, with a little shortness of breath, and pressed against his forehead, hot breath sprayed on the corners of his mouth and cheeks.

Wei Xi licked the wet corner of his mouth in a daze, and looked up at him in bewilderment.

The pupils of the second apprentice were like two deep wells: "Is that enough?"

Wei Xi smacked his mouth, but he was really not very hungry, but the forest was extremely cold, and the smell of his apprentice was hot and pleasant. His muscles and bones were loose, and he leaned against the trunk too lazy to move.

He pressed against the tip of his apprentice's tall nose, and rubbed it back and forth lightly a few times while it was cool.

The noses and breaths of the two parties were so entangled that it was difficult to distinguish between you and me. He stretched out his tongue and licked the corner of each other's lips, and decided with a sense of taste: "Let's take a few more bites."

The apprentice didn't move and let him rub the tip of his nose, his eyes fell on his face, unable to distinguish emotions, as if he had no interest in it.

Wei Xi tightly hugged the arm on the nape of his neck, and when he was about to stick it on himself, the upper lip suddenly rolled down again, and the lips and teeth were full of heat, instantly drowning him.

Snowflakes fluttered overhead and fell on their quivering hair.

The first snow of this winter has arrived.

****

In the distance, the crew of "Scream", which has officially entered the filming, fell into a state of psychedelic.

The staff on the periphery of the shooting set watched the many actors with fluttering clothes in the middle of the camera position.This is a big scene where the protagonist team fights with the villains, so the presentation effect is of course quite unreal. There are thin wires everywhere on the scene, and the starring team is also a part of the hanging in the air. They hold weapons in their hands and follow the action instructions. A long time model, constantly changing various movements, looks extremely professional.

however……

After watching for a long time, someone at the scene finally couldn't help but whispered to the side: "...Hey, don't you think it's also Diao Weiya, and the movements of the group performers are much more beautiful than theirs."

Another person also replied: "...Not only the movements, but also the appearance is better than them... There are somersaulting and sword swinging movements... My mother, in this comparison, who is the protagonist."

It wasn't just the onlookers who had this kind of thought, the leading actors in the center of the camera were also entangled to death.

To be honest, no matter how professional you are, you will feel uncomfortable when you are suspended in the air.There is no point on the feet, and all the strength depends on the waist. Even the male number one with the most experience in fighting can hardly make the movements he imagined very smoothly, so people are already exhausted.

He has been filming for so many years and worked with so many crews, and he always thought that his performance like this was very normal or even excellent.

But what is going on with the current situation!

He looked resentfully at the dozen or so group performers in front of them who were hanging on steel wires and adapting to the air as usual, their every movement was so elegant and dusty, and they flipped and kicked their legs as freely as if they were standing on a flat ground.

From the time the filming started after listening to the guidance, this group of people never made a single mistake!Never made a single mistake!All the problems of not being able to pass the show are due to the leading group.And this group of guys, no matter how difficult the movements are, they complete them with ease and naturalness!And the neat and beautiful costume props are not affected at all!

They even felt that this was not enough. After another NG caused by the poor performance of the leading actor, they also took the initiative to call Director Wang, and demonstrated a move of stepping on the clouds and flying in the air: "I think adding this action to fight The moves will be more beautiful."

Both Director Wang and the action director on the side were astonished. The male number one was already stunned. What kind of action is it that the foot is clearly in the air but seems to have support, and can use the air that does not exist at all? How did you do it! ?Is it really scientific? !

But no matter what, the limelight of the protagonists has been taken away by this group of extra performers who don't know where they came from. Some people even couldn't help but took out their mobile phones and started filming. Director Wang stared at his camera monitor , I also deeply felt the compelling demeanor of the spirits, and couldn't help but think of the faint sight that the protagonists gave me just now.

Especially the male lead, who is known for his excellent fighting scenes, was so stimulated by this strong contrast that he couldn't accept it, his eyes were red with shame, and he didn't dare to rest between shots, and practiced his movements desperately.

Director Wang saw his expression of "After filming for so many years, I didn't know I'm a rookie until today", and couldn't help but stroked his forehead sympathetically, but he didn't know how to solve the other party.

Do you want to tell his friends not to be discouraged, you are really good, and you are being compared because you are playing against a boar spirit?

****

Director Wang felt deeply sympathetic, but no matter what, the talents of the ghosts meant that the final filming effect was very good, even the few assistant directors around were staring at the monitor and couldn't stop admiring——

"Big movie, big movie, look at this girl pretending to be a vixen, looking back and smiling... I'll go, no one will believe that she's not a vixen!"

"This black boy's movements are also good! He is powerful and majestic! Director Wang and Mr. Qiu are really good at choosing people, and they are very suitable for the strong boar spirit!"

"This prop, this costume, this appearance, I have a hunch that after the movie is released, this scene will definitely become a widely circulated classic!"

Qiu Guokai smiled and looked to the other side amidst the voices of the assistant directors proposing to add scenes. His eyes turned to the lead male who was practicing movements with unprecedented passion, and finally fell on Fang Xiaojie who was dressed in white.

Fang Xiaojie was very excited, this character has lines!Although there is only one sentence, the one who is playing against him is the second female lead who is quite important in the crew!Although she is not professional in filming and her acting skills are rubbish, she is popular and famous!

It cherishes the script that he has been reluctant to let go since he got it, and looks at the second female lead with a beautiful face paralyzed in the middle of the camera and who is not in the slightest. Before the filming started, he heard whispers from around him——

"Oh my god, it's Teacher Yan's turn to shoot, get ready, I don't know how many times I will get stuck this time. This performance needs a lot of tension."

"What tension?"

"It's just fear. The plot is that when she suddenly sees the mountain demon, she needs to show very strong and obvious fear, scream, cry, and tremble all over."

"...It's the dog, it's really over, her face is paralyzed, she can't express at all, the last time I took a scene of crying after losing a lover, I took more than 30 shots, and in the end I dropped eye drops and it was still the same. She put on a smile but didn't smile, as if she was celebrating her becoming a widow... Forget it, get ready to struggle for three hours today."

Fang Xiaojie tidied up his clothes, and the number two girl on the opposite side stared at him blankly like she was shooting a magazine.

Fang Xiaojie cheered himself up vigorously, come on!you can!A truly excellent actor not only enters the play himself, but also allows the actor who plays the opposite play to enter the state!

One minute later, a scream that pierced the sky erupted from the ground.

This scream was like a thunderbolt, filled with infinite fear and despair, like a victim facing a butcher knife at a murder scene, so frightened that all the leading actors who were preparing to fight stopped their movements and looked towards the source of the sound in horror .

"what happened!"

"What's going on?! Is anyone injured?!"

The staff also rushed towards the source one after another, and were stunned by the picture that appeared in front of them.

"Shh! Shh!"

The radio assistants quickly stopped their approach.

In front, in the center of the camera position, the famous No. [-] girl with facial paralysis from the crew of "Scream" was slumped to the ground with a terrified expression. She was trembling all over, her hair was disheveled, and she kicked back helplessly on the ground, her eyes were even more terrified. He was wide open, as if he was about to burst out of his sockets, all the muscles in his face were shaking crazily, tears flowed outward like he didn't want money, from head to toe, every strand of hair was covered—— I'm so fucking scared right now!

"Stuck!!" The assistant director stared at the monitor in disbelief, and finally shouted after a while, then stood up in surprise, "This one is over!"

"Damn it!" The onlookers were stunned, "Did you see that! She has an expression on her face! She actually acted in a crying scene without eyedrops! Am I dreaming!? Teacher Yan's face is nothing but Filled apple muscles can still have expressions!"

The female number two was still limp on the ground after receiving the signal, immersed in deep fear, without any intention of getting up.

Opposite her, Fang Xiaojie, who was dressed in white, quickly got out of his state, was overjoyed by the good news that he had passed, and happily stepped forward to help the second female number who was limp on the ground.

The female No. [-] stared at him steadfastly, not daring to dodge, her hands and feet kept trembling, but Fang Xiaojie flattered him very politely: "Mr. Yan, you have worked hard."

She looked at the smiling face of the other party, and after a long time, her fear finally subsided slowly. After wiping away her tears, she immediately fell into deep confusion—what's going on?What happened just now?Could it be that my own eyes were wrong?

***

"Director Wang!! I passed one!! Have you seen my performance!!! Is my performance good!!" Fang Xiaojie hugged the script and rushed to Director Wang excitedly like a cheerful sparrow. The kinematics of human running are very standard, if you don't look carefully, you can't tell that his feet haven't touched the ground at all.

Director Wang also collapsed when he first learned that the horror films he received were starred by real ghosts. However, facing a little fan staring at him with longing eyes all the time, his instinctive fear as a human being could not last long after all.Seeing him coming at this moment, he just lit a cigarette for himself and slumped into the chair lazily.

Fang Xiaojie looked at his calm posture, his slightly swaying toes, and the whole ghost was so excited--Idol is so handsome!

Director Wang looked at him for a while, then glanced across the venue and calmed down, the second female lead who was lost in thought and lost her mind, pointed at the monitor with her cigarette in her hand: "What did you do just now?"

It was surprising that the second female lead, who joined the group with capital and had extremely poor acting skills, and who had no acting talent at all besides being good-looking, had such an amazing performance.

Fang Xiaojie knelt down next to his chair coyly, looked around, and then said quietly: "I... When I was close to her dialogue line just now, I pulled my eyes out."

Director Wang: "..."

****

Investor Qiu Guokai nodded in relief. With Taicang Zong joining, the current atmosphere of his crew is really great, and everyone is working hard!

Tuanjieyi got Qiu Guokai's new cooperation invitation, but he searched the whole circle around the scene but couldn't find his master. After making a phone call, he found that the ringtone actually came from a dense forest next to the studio.He let out a snort, glanced at the apparently inaccessible forest, and was about to go in to have a look.

After walking a few steps, I saw my master and younger brother coming out one after the other.

"Master!" He subconsciously shouted, and after a few steps closer, he stopped suddenly.

Wei Xi walked in front, his hair was messy, his expression was curled up and lazy, his lips were pink and swollen, with a hint of water, and his whole body exuded a strong sense of satiety.

The younger brother walked behind, with his hands in his pockets, his expression as usual, as if he didn't care about anything, but I don't know if it was an illusion, his coat that should have been neat seemed a little wrinkled.

Although there is a distance between the two, they don't know where the inexplicable connection is connected, which makes the atmosphere a little more ambiguous for no reason.

Tuanjieyi watched this scene, opened his mouth, uncontrollably came up with a few dirty thoughts in his mind, immediately blushed, and stuttered: "Master...Master...you and junior brother, go to the forest What are you doing here?"

Hearing this question, the younger brother glanced at him from a distance, his chin was slightly raised, there was no expression on his handsome face, and he couldn't interpret any signal at all.

Wei Xi smacked his lips, but answered his big apprentice very naturally: "Let's go eat."

The younger brother's eyes fell on the master quietly, his expression was calm, but he didn't refute.

The yellow waste on Tuanjie Yiman's head was smashed into pieces in an instant, and he immediately became embarrassed by his own brain hole, and kept laughing dryly: "Hahahahaha! It turned out to be eating!"

At this time, the younger brother withdrew his gaze from staring at the master, and sneered, with a low and indifferent voice: "Otherwise, what do you think we are doing? Tell me and listen?"

Tuanjieyi thought of the yellow waste that was all over his head a moment ago, and his knees softened—how could I have such unhealthy thoughts!It's really insulting to the sect!

It must not be what I thought.He shook his head in shame: "No, no! What can you do! You must be eating!"