Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

The second apprentice was injured at the sight of it!Wei Xi's heart ached so much that he couldn't care less about touching the head of Tuanyiyi, who was unharmed.

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Bai Hao promised the aborigines to make up for the scribbled ceremony many years ago, because the mediation activities were made up by Uncle Shen and Tuanjieyi. In addition to the Liandu Temple that he entrusted at the beginning, he also allocated the budget for the next ceremony. Joined the Taicang sect.

Wei Xi's business since he came down from the mountain has been to catch ghosts and catch ghosts. It's the first time he has received such a serious religious ceremony. This thing is more confident.Although it was a bit difficult in the early days of starting a business, after a while, isn’t the business scope getting bigger and bigger?

The local ghosts had a lot of appetite, and the old men and women were quite unreasonable, and they asked for a long list of sacrifices.The purchasing work was handed over to Bai Hao and Kuang Zhiming. Kuang Zhiming took the ghostly form written by Uncle Shen and bought up all the pig heads from a local slaughterhouse. His heart was also very sad.Every time he goes back to his Taoist temple, he has to wash his hands several times by chanting mantras, for fear of being discovered by the ancestors enshrined in the temple.

The weight of the pig's head is so large that a pickup truck can be used to pull it. It is a spectacle to pile up outside this unfinished building in the urban area, attracting the attention of people passing by and shopping.

Bai Hao has no opinion at all!Nine years!Nine years!If I had known earlier that a truckload of pig heads would be able to restart my company's loss-making real estate, let alone pickup trucks, it would be possible to use train leather!

Xiao Ke has woken up, with gauze on his head and plaster on his hands and feet. He was pushed here by colleagues in the same industry. He still remembers the terrible experience when he was in a coma.

"I was unconscious at the time. I fell asleep, and an old man I didn't know suddenly popped up in my dark mind! The old man was floating in mid-air and stared at me gloomyly. After a long time, he suddenly said something I was offended, I was frightened, and I ran for my life crazily, and finally woke up with a jerk. Do you think this dream is strange, I can’t be a real evil, right?”

Bai Hao: "..."

It is not a good thing that a construction site is haunted, and he does not intend to let more people know, so after Xiao Ke woke up, he still chose to hide the truth from the other party.

So at this time, he could only answer in a difficult way: "It may be a fantasy that appeared because of being too scared."

After entering the construction site, Xiao Ke was still a little scared, and looked around with his arms hanging: "But I really saw a white shadow before I fell that day. There can't be ghosts here, right?"

"It's because the roof is not finished and you step on the edge to fall. Manager Bai took us to see it. The concrete is indeed a little cracked and loose." The rest of the colleagues were also innocent and cute, and they all comforted him, " I guess it was plastic bags or something blown up by the wind that scared you, how could there be ghosts in this world, don’t you think so, Boss?”

Bai Hao looked at the group of old Piao Piao not far away, who came out during the day for some reason, and were huddled around the pig's head pile of meat and commenting: "...um."

However, everyone in the inspection team didn't know why this ceremony was suddenly performed, and Xiao Ke was very moved, thinking that Bai Hao was doing it to reassure himself.

Just being moved, he couldn't help shrugging his shoulders suspiciously, and quietly asked other colleagues around him: "Do you think it's a bit cold inside the construction site?"

"Indeed." Colleagues also rubbed their arms one after another, "The temperature in the capital drops too fast in winter."

Just as Bai Hao was thinking of finishing the ceremony as soon as possible, he hurriedly asked the master to restore the pair of opened eyes to normal, when a bunch of strange shapes appeared again in his sight, and Tuanyiyi took the lead in the front, and when he saw him, he smiled and moved He pulled aside: "Mr. Bai, thank you so much for your generosity."

Actually agreed to move the real estate to be the staff dormitory of Taicangzong.

Bai Hao looked at the bulging plastic bag in his hand: "...is this?"

Tuanyiyi opened the paper bag, revealing various paper stacks of funeral supplies inside, and explained happily: "I didn't get permission before, and I was embarrassed to add furniture to them. Now that the interns are going to officially move in, of course they have to burn some." Tables, chairs, benches, high and low beds, you can’t let them make the floor.”

Bai Hao: "..."

Seeing his expression, Tuanjieyi hurriedly added: "Don't worry, our company has rules and regulations, which will definitely not affect your daily construction and follow-up operations."

Bai Hao didn't feel comforted at all. As a result, after the ghost employees of Taicangzong learned that this was the future landlord, they all took the initiative to come forward to thank him and say hello to him. Boss, thank you very much. You don’t know how cold the Huitong River is in winter. It will freeze in a few months. Compared with your accommodation, it’s heaven. I’ll be reincarnated one day. Will never forget your help..."

Bai Hao was terrified and confused by the handshake movements it kept passing through his body. He couldn't help but think that these ghosts are quite polite and speak in a very orderly manner...

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The process of solving the problem is not troublesome, and the tribute incense and candles will naturally reach the hands of the original ghost after offering the curse.The old men and women held the paper money, ingots, and pork heads, and their attitudes became more friendly. There was also a ghost who took the initiative to return the stolen money to the Taicangzong intern who lost it.In the future, they will be neighbors under the same roof. Although the two sides fought a lot not long ago, they will still live in peace in the future.

Many old lady ghosts were still motherly, holding the hands of the young substitute ghosts and asking how they died, and wiped away tears when they talked about their sadness.

Seeing that the employees and the landlords were getting along very happily, Wei Xi felt relieved, and ate a few apples on the altar table, not forgetting to stuff one for the apprentice behind him.

The second apprentice held the apple and looked at him calmly.

Wei Xi touched his arm distressedly: "You hurt your leg, eat more, don't let your brother see it."

It's not that he is eccentric, it should be discovered by the customer again.

After hearing this, the second apprentice silently put away the apples, and stuffed a close-fitting coat into a bulging pocket.

Wei Xi glanced apologetically at Tuanjieyi in the distance. Tuanjieyi was burning furniture surrounded by ghosts. The company interns moved his burnt chairs into their rooms in an orderly manner. The state is very envious: the corpses buried in the mass graves, those with coffins definitely belong to the middle class, most of them are buried here on a straw mat, laid on the ground for tens of hundreds of years, where have you ever seen such a thing? good treatment?A few thick-skinned ones asked shyly if they could bring some belongings to them in a few days.

Tuanjieyi was busy dealing with them, and at the same time looked at the master's eyes suspiciously. What are the master and the younger brother doing secretly behind their backs?Wouldn't it be a small stove?

He was thinking about it, but suddenly the big iron gate on the outer wall of the construction site was slammed.

When I opened it, there were several policemen standing outside, wearing law enforcement tools.

Bai Hao was taken aback when he saw this: "Comrades, what's the matter?"

The head of the policeman poked his head in suspiciously, looked over his shoulder, and frowned after seeing the situation on the construction site clearly: "Some people nearby reported to us that some people were carrying out feudal superstition activities here."

Everyone: "..."

At this time, the policeman saw Kuang Zhiming and his wife wearing Taoist robes again, and their expressions became more serious: "What are you doing burning paper and worshiping Buddha for pig's head?"

When Bai Hao was asked, he immediately became nervous, what the hell is this?The local people in the capital are also too warm-hearted, right?Did you even report it to the police? !

"I, we..." Bai Hao didn't know how to explain it for a while, but at this moment, a sharp scream suddenly came from the commercial street in the distance, breaking the stalemate atmosphere.

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The police were immediately distracted. Except for Kuang Zhiming and his wife who stayed in the room to take care of Xiao Ke, the rest of the ghosts also rushed out to watch the fun: "What's the matter? What's the matter?"

Suddenly, the stream of people on the pedestrian street began to gather in one direction, and a woman in bright clothes and disheveled hair cried out loudly: "My child!! My child was carried into the car and ran away!!!"

"What!?" Several policemen immediately left everyone on the construction site when they heard this, and ran towards her while shouting into the walkie-talkie.Seeing the police, the woman yelled as if grabbing a life-saving straw: "There is a battery car! The people on the battery car took my child away just now!!!"

"Fuck!!" Tuanjieyi was stunned, "Isn't it too crazy?!"

Wei Xi took advantage of no one's attention and took a quick bite of the apple in his hand. Shuo Zong frowned quickly, and looked in the direction of the woman's finger with a solemn expression. The battery car the other party mentioned had already disappeared.He was about to track it down, but who knew that someone was faster than him, and the old men, old ladies and ghosts who came out to watch the fun immediately boiled over, shouting in one go——

"what?!"

"In broad daylight, the world is bright and bright, how dare you do such a thing?!"

"Snatching a child?! God forbids it!"

"Go, go, go! Catch up! Don't let them go!"

The ghosts were furious and rose from the ground, and the interns of Taicangzong also followed. Shuozong was silent for a moment, looking at the mighty ghost group in front of him, and calmly put down his hand that was about to perform the trick.

The police over there have already reported the situation anxiously, and at the same time, two people were separated to chase after them in a police car. Unexpectedly, the bad news came from the walkie-talkie: "An abandoned car was found at the Wushan intersection. Battery car! The people in the car have disappeared! We have already set off to check the nearby surveillance cameras!"

Riding a battery car to snatch the child away, and then quickly changing the means of transportation, it was obviously an organized and premeditated action. The face of the police at the scene immediately changed, and the child's mother also wailed in despair.

Wei Xi chewed an apple, looked up amidst the fearful discussions of the surrounding crowd, looked over the heads of the crowd, and saw a drowned ghost with a pale face floating back excitedly.

"Boss!!!" The drowned ghost stepped on the shoulders of the crowd and landed beside the boss excitedly, "We're catching up. Those people got into a white van with their children in their arms and drove away towards Dongping Road. There is no license plate number, but Aunt Wu and Uncle Liu have already climbed up with them!"

Wei Xi said nothing, and the drowned ghost was taken aback when he saw this, and then saw the boss's second apprentice also turned his head. He obviously heard the same thing, but fell silent for a while, and raised his hand to cover the boss's head: "Tell them."

Although he didn't know why his apprentice made such a request, Wei Xi never refused his treasure. After swallowing the apple, he calmly said to the policeman, "Dongping Road."

The police were anxiously deploying control. When they heard the suspected magic stick who had just received a complaint and dealt with it suddenly speak, they were very inexplicable: "What did you say?"

Wei Xi put down the apple: "They ran towards Dongping Road, a white van without a license plate."

Police: "How do you know that!"

Wei Xi held the apple calmly and turned his head away from the matter. This was not his client, so he was not interested in explaining.

The police felt more and more that he was talking nonsense.

After turning his head, Wei Xi met the second apprentice's deep gaze, confused by the complicated emotions involved, so after thinking about it, he raised his hand and touched the other's arm: "Don't be afraid, Master will protect you."

The second apprentice looked at him deeply, and after a moment, he pressed the back of his hand and patted it helplessly, then turned to the policeman: "This is calculated."

The policeman was angry with being teased, and stared at the handsome young man who spoke: "What nonsense are you talking about?!"

The young man's face moved slightly, his eyes turned cold instantly, and he also didn't look like a warm-hearted person at all: "Believe it or not, you decide for yourself."

The investigation and monitoring obviously takes time. If the criminals switch to other means of transportation on the way, the consequences will inevitably be more troublesome. The situation is so critical, and the young policeman couldn't help but waver when he heard the firm tone. Stick really has this ability? !

The woman next to him was crying so badly that he couldn't bear to ignore it, but he also didn't dare to listen to Wei Xi rashly, so after thinking for a while, he finally gritted his teeth and took out the walkie-talkie: "Is there anyone patrolling around Dongping Road!? Check out the road. Not a single white van without a license plate!"

Unexpectedly, a moment later, a dumbfounded answer came from the other end: "I found a white van! There is no license plate hanging!"

The policeman was stunned for two seconds, then stood up in shock and shouted, "Stop it!"

Immediately afterwards, there was an earth-shattering collision sound from the other end.

The colleague on the other end of the walkie-talkie was silent for a moment, and replied in an indescribable tone: "...it hit the electric pole by itself."

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2 minutes ago.

The criminal leader of the kidnapping gang: "Xiao Liu, there is a blind spot for monitoring ahead, is the motorcycle ready?"

Xiao Liu: "Get ready! It's all stolen, just parked on the side of the road, we can leave after losing the car!"

The boss glanced at the dizzy little meat banknote that he was holding in his arms, as if he had seen countless banknotes falling from the sky, and couldn't help being complacent: "Very well, your stealing cars is really getting more and more slippery."

Xiao Liu flattered and said, "Brother, you are amazing. You drive fast and well!"

In the air they couldn't see, a group of angry old men and old ladies filled the space of the van, and those who couldn't sit down lay on the roof of the van and hung their heads out of the car window and yelled at the cab: "Shameless! Shameless!"

A few of the windshield wipers that were pulling the front windshield for Guipa also echoed: "It's okay to be shameless, he's ugly! Even if I jumped off a building, I'd be prettier than this man!"

The leader of the kidnapper shrank his shoulders inexplicably: "Xiao Liu, why do I feel a little cold in the car?"

Xiao Liu also frowned: "It's not only cold, it seems that there are flies buzzing in my ears."

"Who are you talking about flies! It's really impolite!" The old men and women in the car were furious immediately, regardless of their inaccessibility, they rushed up to punch and kick them, and the more aggressive old men and women couldn't squeeze in. Going up, he simply took off his old cloth shoes and long foot wraps and stuffed them into their mouths.

The leader was driving the car well, when suddenly he was attacked by a stench coming from nowhere.

This stench is really terribly stinky. I have never smelled such a bad smell. It looks like a corpse that has exploded, or a rotten egg that has been basking in the sun for 5000 years. Hitting his head against the pillow while he was asleep was like a biochemical weapon.He was instantly dizzy from the smell, his stomach was churning, his mind was blank, and he was at a loss.

The stench became more and more intense, and finally the stench made his eyes stare, and he couldn't help but let out a long cry: "Ugh———"

In the next second, earth-shattering crashes and sirens followed.

But he was so smelly that he was in shock in the cab and couldn't hear anything.