Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

The interns in his family were fighting with the local ghosts. Of course, Wei Xi, as the head of the house, couldn't just sit idly by. He let go of the old man with the mustache in his hand and was about to get up to help when someone grabbed his shoulder.

The second disciple's voice implied anger: "Why didn't you hide just now?"

It took Wei Xi a while to realize what he said: "I'm going to get hit if I dodge your senior brother."

He thought the apprentice was just asking casually, but after answering, the other party's gaze became even more intense, with a compelling temperature, and a little unbelievable: "You... protect him?"

Even if Wei Xi's temperament has changed drastically now, it's hard to believe that he will be associated with the concept of "protecting others".

"That's natural." Wei Xi didn't realize it, and threw the sugar-coated cannonball very naturally, "Not only your senior brother, but also the master protects you, you are also my treasure."

After thinking about it, Tuanyiyi often said that he was partial to his junior and junior disciples, so the second apprentice would be jealous when he asked this question, right?Head Wei, who was determined to be a good master, hurriedly said something to comfort and care: "Just now, when you kicked that thing, it made a lot of noise. Did it hurt? Did the kick hurt? Show me quickly."

While speaking, he sincerely stretched out his hand to lift the apprentice's trouser leg, but when the words fell, he was grabbed by the shoulder.

Looking up, Tuer's expression seemed to be confused and somewhat helpless. After looking at him deeply for a while, he pulled him up from the ground silently, and changed the subject: "...the soul here has no obsession, No need to overdo it."

There is a difference between a ghost and a ghost.

Unexpected death is an abnormal death. For example, the new batch of interns from the Taicang sect have obsessions and no one can save them, so they will wander around in the world.It is different for the souls that have not died suddenly. After their lifespan is reached, they will be sick or die of old age. After death, ghost messengers will come to seduce the souls according to the seduction table, and take them to the next cycle of reincarnation naturally.

The group of old ghosts in front of me are the latter, so ordinary methods of transcending Taoism are useless to them.

Wei Xi, who was out of his mind, immediately let go of his grip on his apprentice's trouser leg, and was distracted at the same time: "I see, the rumor that this place used to be a mass grave must be true, no wonder the guy Bai Hao and the others invited The two door gods are useless, the door gods are guarding the door, they only watch the monsters outside, how can they control the residents inside the door."

Shuo Zong nodded, what Wei Xi mentioned was also a very headache for Taoists.Some people want to go to Taoist temples to ask god statues to keep their homes "clean" after they settle down and buy properties.Even if the souls of these corpses linger, they are fundamentally different from ghost ghosts. Ghost ghosts come to trouble your home for no reason. There is nothing to say when the soul flies away.But those souls who were there before, have lived longer than people seriously. If you go back hundreds or thousands of years, this land may still be their private property. You, a later resident, moved into other people's house The family doesn't count, and you want to drive people out of the house for no reason. Isn't it quite unreasonable to hear this?The gods who invited them home were not happy to be involved in such excessive matters.

Therefore, as long as there is no real trouble, most people in the Taoist sect will choose to turn a blind eye and close one eye when encountering such a request, and just appease the believers.Everyone is a ghost, so what are you going to do when you are at war, they don't have any ill intentions towards you, can't you live together under the same roof and live in peace with each other?If you meet old tenants who are good-natured, you may occasionally help new tenants.

A few years ago, there was a post on a local forum in Beijing that was widely circulated. A house girl who posted the post said that she lived alone. Once she went out for a few days, and after returning home, the house was cleaned. Not to mention the pile of dirty clothes. was washed clean.She called the relatives she knew, and they all said that they had never come to help her. She couldn't figure it out, and felt amazing. Netizens in the comments scolded her for making it up. Obviously, the old resident under the eaves disliked the girl for being too sloppy, so he took care of the room. Ghosts were originally unable to touch the living body, and it was unknown what the old resident had been forced into.

This historical problem has also spawned many folk traditions, such as digging mountains, building roads and building buildings, which require excavation. Before construction, there will always be certain rituals, the practice of opening altars, and offering some incense and candle offerings to appease the people. Undead who are about to be disturbed after sleeping in the ground.

Normal undead are generally very reasonable, everyone is not easy, no grievances, no grudges, see that your sincerity is enough, just take a step back and don't care about it.

Those who come out to do things like the aborigines of the Gangyue Building are definitely a minority of the minority.

Shuo Zong frowned, for a moment he didn't know what these old, weak, sick and disabled people wanted to do.

***

The scuffle over there finally came to an end. Although the number of ghosts in the Taicang sect was not dominant, they were younger.

The old residents did not win the fight, but they were still very unconvinced. The old man who played Tai Chi said angrily: "It's unreasonable. You broke into my house for no reason and did evil. It's really hurtful!"

The interns of the Taicang sect didn't let up: "Is it reasonable for you to steal my tribute in the dormitory? It's also hurting Tianhe. You have committed more serious crimes by causing people to jump off buildings!"

The old man was furious: "The old man said it! He slipped and fell by himself!"

Kuang Zhiming and his wife were already stunned, sitting cross-legged outside the battle situation, watching the two groups of ghosts fighting with each other, speechless, thinking of the truth about Xiao Ke's fall from the old ghost's mouth, I always feel that I It's time to get up and say goodbye.

Fortunately, at this moment, the second disciple of Taicang Sect came over, his face was frighteningly cold: "Since you have no intention of hurting others, why did you throw your helmet from upstairs just now?"

Kuang Zhiming and his wife immediately returned to their senses, thinking of the accident just now, their faces became serious.

The old ghost snorted and didn't speak, obviously he couldn't ask anything, Kuang Zhiming was trying to figure it out, when Wei Xi stood up viciously: "I don't care why he lost it, it has scared you and your senior brother , I'll take his head off to vent your anger on you!"

Wei Xi said that he was about to strike, and the old ghost was stunned: "Why are you Taoists so unreasonable!"

Kuang Zhiming: "..."

The old ghost knew that he couldn't beat Wei Xi, so he could only defend himself angrily: "Who wants to hurt your apprentice! It's that kid I'm going to smash!"

He stared at Bai Hao with a gloomy gaze. Although Bai Hao was out of his mind at the moment, he instinctively felt cold all over and shivered.

Tuanjieyi was stunned when he heard that: "Why?"

The old ghost said: "If you don't knock him out, why don't you tell him to go back and bring people over to continue the work! He has a good idea!"

The meaning in the words is obviously to make the real estate continue to be unfinished. This is very confusing. The capital is so big, and there are a lot of cemeteries left over. Later, the urban area was expanded, and there were no schools or communities built on the original site. A small number, this is the first time they have met aborigines who have such strong opinions on this, and they have delayed the construction period of a shopping mall for nearly ten years.

Shuo Zong narrowed his eyes: "It's just a burial place, you will be reincarnated sooner or later."

The old ghost stared at Bai Hao coldly: "If you vote, you won't build a house for them!"

His obstinate appearance really doesn't look like a ghost who is dying. Except for those who died unexpectedly, which ghost would have such a big obsession?

Kuang Zhiming was in a dilemma. He had been buried here for many years, and seniority ranking was justified. He refused to cooperate with life and death. deadlock.

Tuanjieyi didn't think it was right, why did the old man's words sound like there was a grudge between the two sides?

Immediately whispered a few words in Master's ear, seeing Wei Xi reluctantly nodded, and then came forward with a smile to smooth things over: "Oh, why are you so stiff? Why don't you sit down and talk about the helmet, old man?" We won't pursue it, but you can also understand that it is not easy for Mr. Bai's company to apply for such a large project, right. If such a large piece of land is not used, it will definitely lose everything. Why do you deliberately make things difficult for a person? Young people? Is there something about their company that makes you dissatisfied?"

The old ghost didn't buy his face, and still snorted coldly.

Wei Xi frowned and said, "Why bother talking nonsense with him, I'll pull out his head for you to play with."

"..." The old ghost stared at him in humiliation, and finally spoke out. He glanced at Bai Hao coldly, and said in a gesture of unity, "Ask him yourself."

Bai Hao: "???"

Bai Hao finally came back to his senses, but was accused of being very confused: "I...what's wrong with me? Our company didn't do anything?"

The old ghost was very angry: "You guys don't follow the rules and don't respect your elders first, yet you still dare to argue!"

Bai Hao was wronged to the point of death: "Rules?? What rules? My God, why don't I respect you?!"

Kuang Zhiming thought for a while, and finally remembered something: "Old... Mr. is referring to the consecration ceremony that should be held for everyone before the foundation stone is laid?"

The old ghost looked like he was being talked about: "Hmph!"

Bai Hao was even more wronged: "Impossible, I remember that there was a ceremony before the foundation laying of the construction site, and the offerings were things like roasted chicken with pig's head and incense? It's done like this in the industry! We have explained to the construction company."

Hearing this, the old ghost became even angrier. He acted like he was arguing, united with justice and saw that the two sides were at a stalemate, so he simply asked for foreign aid, and searched the Internet for news about the construction of the Gangyue Building.

The construction site has been unfinished for so long, and the foundation stone laying is old news many years ago. Fortunately, there are still records on the browser's portal website. When I clicked on it, the reporter took a photo of the construction contractor's ceremony that day. He saw After clearing the things on the table, there was a moment of silence.

Shuo Zong was thinking about it, when he saw his senior brother approaching him with an inexplicable expression on his face, and handed over his mobile phone to signal him to take a look.

His eyes fell, and he saw clearly in the photo almost instantly the group of blond foreigners kneeling in front of the altar on the construction site, and on the altar... a few first-generation tablet computers that had long since been eliminated.

Shuo Zong: "..."

Bai Hao was also speechless when he saw it, and he even stood up in shock: "Damn it! Are foreigners so unreliable? I told them to provide pig's head roast chicken, and they actually use an ipad to provide it?!"

For a while, I just felt dizzy, more wronged than Dou E, the construction site of my company won't be completed in seven or eight years, it can't be because the real pig's head was not offered when the foundation was laid...

What is this called!

Bai Hao almost wanted to cry, a bloody case caused by a pig's head, the money that the company has lost in this unfinished building over the years is probably enough to buy all the pig's heads in the whole country.

"It's not a pig's business!" The old man said, "It's a matter of respect! Since they have no respect for us, why should I let them dig our graves!"

Everyone present except Wei Xi, including Shuo Zong, felt quite speechless. He calmly turned his eyes away, not knowing why he was still here.

It was Uncle Shen who understood the minds of ghosts better and understood what they were struggling with, so he floated over to help and persuade him: "Oh old man, foreign builders don't understand the rules of our country. I don't think the developers really mean that. You Don't worry about it, just sit down and talk about it if you have any conflicts, and let them make up the ceremony?"

Although there was a fight just now, both sides were ghosts after all, and the old man seemed a little moved when he heard Uncle Shen's persuasion, but he still coyly refused to express his opinion.

Seeing him annoyed like this, Wei Xi's expression turned cold: "Wait until I grab his brains—"

The second apprentice put his hand on his shoulder, and interrupted lightly: "Unity, call Qiu Guokai's parents."

Tuanjieyi was taken aback, and immediately realized: "So they are also queuing up to wait for reincarnation to temporarily live in Yangjian? Mr. Qiu seems to have said that during the temporary residence, you can complain about violations of laws and regulations..."

I rely on!

The old man was startled, what's the matter with this group of people, they even know this rule? !

He was afraid that the complaint would affect his next child, so he didn't dare to twitch anymore, so he finally gave Bai Hao a reluctant look, and said to Uncle Shen: "Let him come over and talk to me in detail."

One foot of Bai Hao was deep and the other shallow. He didn't know when Jinxi followed him. He thought in a daze, he's promising, and he can still negotiate with ghosts in this life...

When the original ghosts in the unfinished building heard that there was a negotiation, they swarmed over. Uncle Shen turned into a middleman, and the tense atmosphere immediately became more formal. At the moment, it seems that the brain is not enough, and occasionally helps to reject the request of some native ghost lions to open their mouths.

Tuanjieyi was very pleased to see it, and couldn't help sighing to Weixi: "Soldiers are bloodless, master. Our company can almost open a separate column called "Gold Medal Mediation."

His own sect solved such a big trouble for Bai Hao, so it would definitely be appropriate to talk to him about the intern dormitory later.

Kuang Zhiming and his wife: "..."

The human and ghost finally negotiated the conditions and shook hands to make peace, but Bai Hao was broken, and when he was brought back to the crowd, his expression seemed to be mentally retarded.

He had been in a dementia for a long time, and after much deliberation, he called his project team colleagues in the hospital and asked them about Xiao Ke's situation.

Colleagues told him that Xiao Ke was still in a coma, the cause of the coma was uncertain, and the doctor didn't know when he would wake up.The aborigines who entered the peace agreement finally felt a little embarrassed when they found out, and the old man who thought he was justified before also reflected on himself: "Although he stepped on the air and fell down, after all, the reason is that he saw the old man, and the old man should Apologize to him personally."

He didn't wait for Bai Hao to react, he glanced outside the construction site, and disappeared in a flash.

Ten minutes later, Bai Hao, who was still in a lingering trance, suddenly received a call from his colleague.

The colleague on the other end of the phone was extremely terrified, and there was an electronic sound beating extremely fast in the background: "Boss!!! What to do!!! Xiao Ke's ECG monitoring suddenly fluctuated violently!!! Will something happen to him? It's dangerous!!!"

Bai Hao looked up at the sky amidst the roar of his colleagues, and silently hung up the phone.

***

On the other hand, seeing that the matter had finally come to an end, Wei Xi was quite satisfied with the efficiency of his interns and disciples.

Tuanjieyi finished the first task assigned to him by his master. Although the means of completing it were a little different, he still felt that he was great, so he went to his master to get encouragement.

Wei Xi's most precious thing is his two apprentices. Seeing him staring at him like a puppy, thinking of the big apprentice who was almost hit by the helmets of these wicked ghosts before, he felt distressed and relieved, so he stretched out his hand and thought Touch his head.

As a result, as soon as he rubbed Tuanyiyi's hair with his hands, the second apprentice at the side slowly approached him a few steps and looked at him silently.

Wei Xi: "What's wrong?"

The second apprentice opened his mouth, as if it was difficult to speak, his eyes fell on his fingers rubbed into Tuanjieyi's hair, and after a long while, he still squeezed out a sentence: "...my leg hurts."

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