Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

The ambulance nurses were still baffled when they pulled the two hapless robbers out of the car.

They originally thought that they were going to save some seriously injured person, but who knew that the car was not seriously hit, and the two of them had no external injuries.

The strange thing was that these two people who had no trauma were foaming at the mouth, and they didn't know why they kept bouncing their chests and making violent retching movements in a coma.

It looked as if they had been tortured inhumanly... The policeman had a strange expression on his face: "What's wrong with these two people?"

The nurses looked at each other, but they didn't understand why: "The symptoms may be food poisoning, right?"

At the same time, everyone present smelled the strong stench coming from the robber's mouth, and couldn't help frowning. It seems that the digestive system of the two people is not very good, and the bad breath is so serious.

Wei Xi also sniffed with disgust on his face, and the group of ghosts also dodged far away. The old lady ghosts sat on the side of the road and continued to wrap the foot wraps around their feet embarrassingly, explaining embarrassingly: "More than 100 years It’s not untied, it really didn’t smell so bad before.”

The little hostage who was stunned not far away was also affected by the stench in the car, and his peaceful sleeping face was a little blue after being rescued. Fortunately, his lost and recovered mother didn't notice anything unusual, and just hugged the child as if amnesty cry loudly.

Wei Xi had finished eating the apples at the moment, and had nothing to do, so he stood beside her boredly and listened to her cries, unmoved.

At this time, the surrounding crowd focused on him, and many people who followed along to watch the fun remembered what happened just now, and began to whisper——

"It seemed that this young man just now figured out the car that kidnapped the child."

"I even figured out the exact location of the car. At first I thought he was making up nonsense, but it turned out to be amazing!"

"What is the origin of this man? So young, could it be that he is a fortune teller?"

"This group of kidnappers drove their cars well and crashed into a utility pole. Could it be that they were cursed by him?"

"And are all fortune tellers so good-looking these days? He still has that tall man next to him. My god, I really want to ask for a phone number."

The mother who was crying with her child in her arms came back to her senses when she heard the discussion around her, and ran towards Wei Xi with hazy eyes. With a full face, he stopped and cried and bowed: "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!"

Wei Xi: "?"

Hearing this strange woman's voice of thanks and the vaguely audible praise around him, he was a little at a loss for a moment. He only felt that the current situation seemed to be more troublesome than meeting an evil spirit.

The second apprentice behind him whispered: "She is thanking you."

Wei Xi frowned, and became irritable for no reason: "You let her go away."

The apprentice didn't move, but asked him calmly, "Why didn't you say it yourself?"

Wei Xi's lips twitched, but he couldn't speak. Instead, he retreated under the strange woman's tears and bumped directly into his apprentice.

He heard the apprentice's gentle sigh from above his head, and then his shoulder was lightly pressed.

Fortunately, the policeman who sent the ambulance away came to help him out. First, he comforted the crying mother who was already convulsing, and then his complicated eyes fell on Wei Xi.

He looked Wei Xi and his group up and down, but couldn't figure out how this person knew the kidnapper's route. The colleagues who went to investigate and monitor hadn't responded yet, but the criminal had already been caught.He couldn't help but think of the scene he saw when he received a complaint and knocked on the courtyard door of the unfinished building. There were tribute incense candles all over the floor and the altar altar, and he couldn't help feeling a chill down his back.

Could it be true...?

Wei Xi was inexplicably irritable, and when he noticed his scrutiny, he swept back unceremoniously.

The little policeman was a little depressed by his stare. Seeing that he didn't seem to be very talkative, after thinking for a moment, he turned his eyes to the group of companions beside him who were softly comforting the victim's family: "Mr. Is it some kind of worldly expert?"

The tall man who saw the figure smiled brightly when he heard the words: "Where is that!"

The little policeman just thought that this group of outsiders were quite modest.

The other party quickly touched a business card from his pocket and handed it over: "This leader, I will come and go often in the future, and you can contact me more if you have business. Our company guarantees that it will be done as quickly and well as this time!"

Small police:"……"

****

It was only later that everyone found out that the mother and son who were robbed were wealthy businessmen from a well-to-do family. The two gangsters wanted to kidnap the child for ransom, and they had planned for a long time for this. They stole several cars to hide their whereabouts and followed them. It took more than a month to find the opportunity for the mother and son to travel alone. Everything was going according to plan, but they were disturbed by a few foot wraps.

The victim's family members learned the address of Taicangzong from Tuanjieyi, and they wanted to thank the savior. Wei Xi was afraid when he saw the crying woman who was full of thanks, and refused to come out after several appointments. After thinking about it, the family simply came together Taicangzong is incense.

The censer of the Taicang sect has been placed in front of the house for so many days, although no one would come to offer incense in boredom, Wei Tianyi would still fall down in anger every time he came out to see it.Under the impact of this despair, he even let go of his stubbornness and ran away from home several times, but every time he lived in a house outside, the quality of sleep was greatly reduced, and in the end he had to come back disheartened and half dead.What made him even more angry was his wife Shu Wanrong. He took Shu Wanrong with him when he ran away from home last time. She was the one who persuaded him to move out every day in the past. In the end, this person was the first to propose after not living in the city for a few days. to move back.Ask her the reason, Shu Wanrong's reason is that her skin condition is not as good in the urban area as at home!

When he opened the courtyard door to go to work that day, for the first time, he didn't see his youngest son sitting on the stepladder brushing stone tablets, nor did he meet his old neighbors gathered at his door pointing at the incense burner and stone tablet, and his emotions immediately rose.

No bad things happened early in the morning, which is a rare good start!

As a result, before stepping out of the courtyard door, he suddenly heard noisy voices not far away. He took a closer look and saw the security guards of the community brought in a large family. The boss of the same industry who has not had much contact.

I didn't hear that this person had any relationship with anyone nearby. Wei Tianyi was still startled when he met the security guard's hesitant eyes, but he saw the group of people stop at the door of his house. After recognizing him, The attitude was quite polite: "Is it Mr. Wei?"

Didn't he come to find himself?Why do you look surprised again?Wei Tianyi racked his brains for a long time, and finally remembered that the two companies seemed to have business cooperation recently, and they wanted to communicate with each other at a commercial level for some reason, and then he heard the person's next half. One sentence: "Why are you here? Did you also come to Taicangzong to offer incense?"

Wei Tianyi: "..."

He finally saw clearly what the group of people were carrying, it was a bag full of incense candles! !

And the question just now: why are you here...

why are you here...

This is my home!

Do any of you still remember? ! !

****

The arrival of this family finally drove the incense of Taicang Zong's stagnant pool.

The heroic deeds of Wei Xi who rescued the kidnapped children immediately spread among the residents of the community. Although Zhao Liang always used the Taicang sect's political textbooks to break through ghosts and walls, he said it was unfounded. His deeds are different from the invisible and intangible ones before, and they have been included in the local social news!

The old neighbors in the same community who occasionally came to sit around were amazed and changed their attitudes towards Weixi, the so-called company. They said in private that the Taoist Tianzun offered by Weixi's family is probably really capable.

As a result, some people began to take the initiative to offer incense, especially Zhao Liang, a loyal believer who lives next door, who would come here for a few sticks from time to time. With him taking the lead, the reputation of Dao Tianzun can be regarded as known to everyone Even Tuanyiyi, the chief disciple of our school, sincerely believes that his own Tianzun is extraordinary.

Regarding this, the second disciple of the Taicang Sect, who is truly expert and firmly convinced that there is no such god as Dao Tianzun in the world, can only say: "..."

However, the believers were all innocent enough. When passing by the incense burner that day, he heard the old lady Wang, who came nearby very frequently, clasping her palms together and chanting, hoping that Dao Tianzun could help her find the mailbox key that he had lost.

Shuo Zong couldn't help but look sideways, his mood at the moment was too complicated to describe, let's not talk about why this believer worshiped the god and made a wish so trivially, you know what the Taoist God is, you just make a wish and worship this non-existent god Bit, being able to manifest spirits is really a hell!

However, Wei Xi, a half-assed person, obviously didn't know this, and he also didn't seem to know the reason why his master didn't appear after his death.Shuo Zong knew the inside story, but he couldn't bear to expose it.

Practitioners jump out of the six realms and do not enter samsara. The price of longevity is to lose their souls after death.

Shuo Zong stood there and listened to Mrs. Wang's words about how inconvenient it was that she couldn't find the key to the mailbox. After hesitating for a long time, she left.

Anyway, Wei Xi was obviously very happy that someone came to pray, these little things that don't hurt or itch, let him go.

On the other hand, after Mrs. Wang finished offering incense, she met her granddaughter who was coming back from school on the way home, and she told her that she had lost the key to the mailbox and went to ask for help from the Taoist Tianzun of the Wei family.

Her granddaughter laughed loudly after hearing this: "Grandma, you are too cute, let's not talk about whether it is useful to pray to Tianzun, the Bodhisattva is so busy, how many people make wishes every day, it is too late to bless others to make a fortune, how can you come here when you are free?" Don't worry about trivial things like finding keys!"

Mrs. Wang also laughed when she heard this: "Grandma is in a hurry to go to the doctor, maybe Tianzun will really help grandma after hearing about it?"

The granddaughter laughed and said, "Impossible!"

After all, Mrs. Wang had already prayed sincerely, obeyed the fate of the world, and didn't take her words to heart. She took the child's hand and walked home with a smile. The moment she pushed the door open, she suddenly heard a crisp collision.

She looked down, and immediately froze in place in astonishment.

The granddaughter looked at it together, and was also shocked: "I'll go..."

I saw a bunch of small brass keys lying impressively on the flat floor of my own porch.

Isn't it just the key to the mailbox that the whole family couldn't find!

***

As night fell, Shuo Zong was in his room when someone knocked on the room suddenly.

He opened it and found that it was Wei Xi who came.

Wei Xi was holding a handful of herbs that had just been picked from the yard, and immediately explained why he came after seeing his second apprentice: "Is your leg injury better?"

What kind of leg injury is actually nonsense, Shuo Zong was a little hesitant when he heard the words, but when he glanced out of the corner of his eye, he saw Unity Yi who thought he was hiding outside the house, and after a moment of silence, he still replied out of conscience: "It still hurts a little. "

"There's no trauma." Wei Xi didn't have enough brains to doubt his precious apprentice, and immediately became very worried when he heard this, "Go into the house, I'll pick a few celestial seeds and apply them on you, try it Can it be cured?"

He went straight into the room and signaled the second disciple to lie down on the bed. The second disciple stood like a javelin for a while but did so.

Wei Xi then raised his hand and rolled up his trousers, revealing that straight and slender calf.He reached out and touched the old scar that the second disciple actually had on his leg, and his eyes were a bit pity: "Where does it hurt?"

His body temperature was relatively cold, and the fingers touching his legs were also extraordinarily cold. Shuo Zong leaned against the head of the bed and looked at him for a while, then turned his head and said a position indiscriminately.

Wei Xi frowned and crushed the herbal medicine in his hand, carefully applied it on the spot, and tore off a piece of bed sheet to bind the herbal medicine, his movements were extremely careful.

His fluffy curly hair was shaking slightly with the movement, so that it took up the second disciple who turned his head away from the corner of his eyes.

The disciple was injured, and Wei Xi couldn't bear to inhale Yang Qi any more. After putting down his trouser legs for the other party, he specially told him: "Rest early, and the next time you encounter such a thing, don't push yourself out of the way." Already!"

But the apprentice seemed to be in a daze again, and after a long silence, he hummed in a low voice.

Wei Xi patted him in satisfaction after getting a response, got up and left.

After closing the door, the room was dead silent for a long time. Shuo Zong remained in a half-sitting position for a long time. After a long while, he looked at the ceiling lamp and slowly leaned his head against the head of the bed.

Not long after, the sudden ringtone interrupted his seemingly non-existent thoughts. He came back to his senses and lazily picked up the phone to connect: "Speak."

"What are you talking about!" Xia Shouren on the other end of the phone said indignantly, "You old bastard, you are not human at all, and you are not from the first and fifteenth day of the lunar new year. You actually asked me to solve the earthquake in Longyang Province alone. I am sorry for my hard work. Did you pay for the money?"

Shuo Zong: "A magnitude [-] earthquake, what am I going to do? You alone are enough."

Xia Shouren rolled his eyes: "Bastard! I think you are clearly lustful! You don't want to leave!"

"..." Shuo Zong was silent for a few seconds this time before slowly opening his mouth, "I'm just here to stare at him, don't talk nonsense."

As soon as he finished speaking, he was suddenly hit on the forehead by a strong force from nowhere.

Shuo Zong: "???"

He was caught off guard and stood up straight in an instant vigilantly. However, his eyes swept across the room, but he didn't find anything unusual.

Originally, he had a special physique, how could any ghost dare to come here to cause trouble without fear of death?

"Hello! Hello! Hello!" Xia Shouren on the other end of the phone was shocked when he heard the loud knocking sound, and shouted loudly, "What's wrong!!!"

"..." Shuo Zong looked around the room where there was no evil spirit, silently cut off his phone, and for the first time in his life, he felt that Monk Zhang Er was confused.