Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

It's all said and done, what else can I do, with a salary of 300 yuan a month, I can't demand more from employees.

This company pays salary including food, drink and annual leave, what are you waiting for if you don't seize the opportunity to join the job!Needless to say, the vagrants who pursued their dreams, some of them who were still hesitating about reincarnation were also shaken by what Tuan Yiyi heard from Qiu Guokai's family about the grand reincarnation queuing in the underworld.

Therefore, within a short time, the huddled crowd of ghosts lined up neatly in a long line, reporting their names and registering ghost information one by one, waiting to jointly build socialism, and the scene became unprecedentedly harmonious and beautiful.

Not far away, Kuang Zhiming and his wife turned to their friend Lu Wenqing with confusion on their faces: "Do you know... what are they doing?"

Holding his mahogany sword, Lu Wenqing was silent for a long time before he answered with difficulty: "Recruitment... right?"

"..." Kuang Zhiming scratched his scalp frantically, "So what are they doing!!!"

Didn't everyone come to slay demons and eliminate demons to subdue ghosts?Why are you suddenly hiring? !And what about the complete salary management system? !

Kuang Zhiming suddenly felt that the personnel composition of this little-known new Taoist temple might be very suspicious. Could it be a group of demons and ghosts?The force value shown just now is also very unscientific!

The more he thought about it, the more suspicious he became, and finally became vigilant. He saw those registered ghosts obediently lined up in groups under the guidance, and the second disciple of the Taicang Sect, who was particularly beautiful, was full of impatience and disgust. He pinched a few tricks at them, and a gust of warm wind swept away their obsessions.

This skill...

Kuang Zhiming leaned sadly on his wife's shoulder. It turned out that he was not a monster, but really his skills were inferior to others...

However, although the obsession with ghosts has been swept away, the appearance of the dead can't be changed at the same time, and the assignment of jobs will be different. The tongue with a bloody face and a blurred face will be uniformly assigned to the haunted house. Only those who are clean and clear can work in a detective agency.

The detective agency can go out during working hours, which is obviously much more interesting than being scary in a haunted house. At that time, many substitute ghosts complained, and they regretted it when they got together.Most of them committed suicide. Their heads were deflated when they jumped off the building, and their tongues were long when they hanged themselves. It is usually difficult to find a partner among the ghosts around them. I didn’t expect that even their work would be affected.

All the ghosts were indignant about this, thinking that this society is really too superficial.

Wei Xi was still brooding over his lack of food, his face was frighteningly dark, and he ignored their appeals at all.

***

At this time, Tan Fu held his crotch and asked tremblingly: "Is the matter...is the matter resolved?"

Kuang Zhiming finally came back to his senses, lifted his head from his wife's shoulders, and forced himself not to watch Wei Xi's weird scene.He looked at Tan Fu's appearance, thought for a while and said, "It's a temporary solution, not the root cause. These substitute ghosts who want to find you as a substitute have been... subdued, but please use it on your body. Sooner or later, there will be other substitute ghosts watching over you." on yours."

Tan Fu's hair stood on end when he heard the words: "Then! Then what should I do! Can't I just throw away this broken amulet?"

"It's useless, it has nothing to do with whether you are wearing a spell or not. The moment you take the talisman from the opponent's hand, the scapegoat has already been transferred to you."

Hearing this answer, Tan Fu cried again, wishing he could go back to a few months ago in a time machine and strangle himself to death, what the hell is he doing to play WeChat and shake it!It's okay to go out and chat with your wife behind your back!Now that he is in trouble, his old life will not be guaranteed!

Seeing this, Kuang Zhiming comforted him and said, "Don't do this, this is not a dead end."

Tan Fu immediately became excited when he heard the words: "Is there a way to solve it?!"

When Kuang Zhiming encountered help from his professional field, his depressed mood finally improved a little.Please replace this thing, it is almost an unsolvable problem for others, but it is not impossible for him to solve it.Liandu Guan is well-known in the local area, and this is not a false name in exchange for bluffing and deception. He is quite confident in his own way.

However, Tan Fu's request was too dangerous, and he didn't know where it was hidden behind his upper body. It was not so easy to get rid of it completely. He had to go to the temple to burn incense, open the altar, and then take a bath and fast for three months.During the period, you should be careful and don't get in touch with any strangers, so as not to ask someone to disturb you after learning about the incident.After three months like this, the altar will be opened again, and the substitute will be offered with various tributes, and then he will be persuaded to leave.

All kinds of cumbersome steps gave Kuang Zhiming a headache when he thought about it, but the trouble was better than being caught by a ghost as a substitute, so he pondered for a while, then sorted out his thoughts and nodded: "You can try it, but you have to be mentally prepared , will be very troublesome.”

Wei Xi had already been attracted by Tan Fu's voice, and when he saw Tan Fu's replacement, he also agreed: "This guy does look troublesome."

Kuang Zhiming was about to nod his head, when he looked at Tan Fu for a few times, and suddenly raised his arm and punched him!

Tan Fu: "???!!!"

Wei Xi punched the left eye and the right eye, making Tan Fu blindfolded and dizzy. Then he stopped, showing a clear expression: "Sure enough, I'm hiding here."

Kuang Zhiming was shocked by his actions, and when he heard this, he turned his head and saw that Tan Fu's eyes were swollen from Lao Gao, and at the same time, the bags under the eyes that were originally very obvious disappeared!

Kuang Zhiming: "..."

Tan Fu covered his face and cried out in pain: "Xiaoxi, why did you suddenly hit someone!"

Wei Xi motioned him to find a mirror to look at his face, and explained: "I guess you should hide here, it's all right, I've beaten him away now."

Tan Fu took out his mobile phone and took a look at the front camera, and found that the bags under his eyes had disappeared strangely. The grievance of being beaten just now immediately turned into the ecstasy of solving the trouble, and he was so happy that he felt sick all over.

He was ecstatic and hurting at the same time, and turned to Kuang Zhiming with lingering fear in his heart: "Master Kuang, you are right, this thing is really troublesome to solve, hiss... I don't know when the swelling of this eye will go down."

Kuang Zhiming: "..."

meaning!Disaster!flat!

****

"Strange." Tuanjieyi asked Lu Wenqing curiously, "Why does Master Kuang look a little sullen?"

Lu Wenqing killed a ghost for the first time today, and he was in a good mood. Seeing his friend's depression, he didn't think much about it: "Maybe I was tired from fighting with those ghosts just now."

When the words fell to the ground, Tuanjieyi saw Kuang Zhiming turn his head and look at his master again.

This look can be described as love-hate intertwined, and Tuanyiyi couldn't help but shivered, then secretly glanced at Xu Xiaofeng who was standing beside Kuang Zhiming, and couldn't help but leaned towards his junior brother and said, "Lu Que, what do you say?" Is there something wrong with Master Kuang, he already has a wife, so he won't be so shameless and have evil thoughts about our master, right?"

Shuo Zong: "?"

When the voice fell to the ground, Kuang Zhiming said: "Our local Taoist temple will hold a blessing ceremony at the end of next month. Master Wei, are you... interested in participating?"

Unity: "Wow."

Shuo Zong: "..."

Kuang Zhiming immediately found that the two disciples of the Taicang Sect were staring at him, one had a cold gaze, and the other had a strange gaze, which made him puzzled by the second monk.What's wrong?Didn't he just see Wei Xi's profound Taoism and unknown faction and want to exchange and learn more?

Wei Xi had nothing to do, so he agreed casually. Kuang Zhiming felt uncomfortable when he was seen, and he was really uncomfortable, so he didn't want to stay any longer, so he pinched Tan Fu's card and said goodbye: "Then I Let’s go first, I don’t know who wrote this request, I’ll bring it back to Liandu Temple to investigate with other fellow Taoists, and then I’ll inform you of the research results.”

Wei Xi nodded, and before he left, he suddenly stopped: "Fellow Daoist Kuang..."

Kuang Zhiming paused: "What?"

Wei Xi glanced at his face, then turned to his wife, Xu Xiaofeng, who was next to him: "...how do you usually double cultivate?"

Kuang Zhiming: "..."

Xu Xiaofeng: "..."

Shuo Zong: "..."

Kuang Zhiming felt that the handsome disciple of Taicang Sect's cold eyes suddenly became particularly sharp, but he didn't have time to pay attention, he just stared at Wei Xi dumbfounded.Wei Xi still looked at him with serious and curious eyes as if he was doing academic research, waiting for an answer.

Kuang Zhiming's face flushed red from his clear gaze, he couldn't stay any longer, he grabbed his wife's hand, turned around and ran away in embarrassment.

Wei Xi: "???"

He turned his head to look at his two apprentices in doubt, "Fucking Master, you are so awesome" with a face full of unity, Shuo Zong's expression was even more indescribable, and it took him a long time to press his shoulder with his face darkened : "...I told you, it was..."

"Bad thing?" Wei Xi interrupted him, analyzing with great disapproval, "How is this possible? I've already said about the knot. Perhaps the reason for their rapid progress in cultivation is due to dual cultivation. From this point of view, dual cultivation is obviously a good thing. Yiyi, am I right?"

Tuanjieyi seemed to freeze his eyes to his senior brother, and said in embarrassment: "Ha! Ha! Ha!"

Hearing Wei Xi snort softly, he looked unwillingly at the direction where Kuang Zhiming and his wife left: "Since it is suitable for cultivation, I will definitely try their exercises after I discover them."

Shuo Zong: "..."

Tuanjieyi felt that he was almost overwhelmed by the eyes of his junior brother.

****

Kuang Zhiming took his wife and fled far away in a hurry, then turned back to peek with lingering fear, and said blushingly: "What question are you asking... This Taicang sect is so weird from top to bottom, it doesn't look like a serious sect at all. .”

His wife, Xu Xiaofeng, is also full of black lines. The couple murmured together for a long time. From Wei Xi's open recruitment at the scene of catching ghosts, to his simple and rude method of driving away and asking for replacements, the two of them were full of words, and they didn't know where to start. , couldn’t help but took out his mobile phone and wanted to search who the sacred Taicang sect was, but who knew that the top search result turned out to be a Weibo, click on it to have a look——

Forward this Taicang Zong stone stele, 24-hour lottery to give away a pure heart...

The couple looked at each other, almost overwhelmed by the overwhelming complaints in their hearts.

What kind of psychopathic school is this!

****

As soon as Tuanjieyi returned to the sect, he was overwhelmed by the one hundred heart-cleaning mantras arranged by his younger brother, and they were checked and accepted before dark.

He almost knelt down when he heard it, his whole body was going to be bad, and when the scheduled lottery drawing alarm clock rang, he was already drawn to the point where he was about to go bald.

The new stele of the Taicang Sect aroused much discussion among fans. In addition to praying for blessings and fulfilling wishes, many of the comments below the lottery Weibo praised the majesty and solemnity of the new stele, but Tuanjieyi was not happy at all at the moment. , The lottery draw was also sullen.

There were almost a mountain of Qingxin charms on the table, so he randomly picked ten fans and gave one to each of them.

Several of the fans who won the lottery reposted the blessing spell not long ago. After learning the news that they won the lottery, they happily came again to fulfill their wish.

The previous forwarding of the blessing spell caused heated discussions in a small area, and the heart-clearing spell presented in this lottery also aroused the curiosity of many people.The Lucky Calling Mantra, as the name suggests, is to attract good fortune. The name of the Purifying Heart Mantra sounds more abstract. Below the Weibo of the lottery, many people spoke while inhaling European energy and asked what the purpose of this mantra is.

Then some people who couldn't stand it spoke and laughed at [You really take this feudal superstition seriously?Obviously just kidding with you guys!What kind of lucky spell is that, isn't it just a matter of probability?Among so many people who retweet, there must be a few who have encountered good things, right?Do you really think it's the purpose of that spell? 】

Tuanjieyi couldn't help sobbing.

This person is right, the blessing spell is useless at all, look at himself, he is almost unlucky!

But having said that, since it has nothing to do with the reputation of the sect, he still came forward to explain it righteously, telling Weibo fans that this spell originated from a certain Taoist book, and that it can wash away the wearer's distracting thoughts and strengthen the wearer's mind. It is a very ancient and powerful spell.

After all, not to mention the blessing spells, he has been punished by his younger brother to copy the spells of pure heart nearly a thousand times, and every spell is condensed with his hard work and sweat. He doesn't want such serious things to be called "just kidding". ".

However, under the Weibo of the explanation, there is still a lot of joking and joking. Unity Yi is quite helpless, so he has to give up science popularization and continue to copy homework as a penalty.

***

Yu Cui was at work when she suddenly received a call from the courier, saying that she had a package delivered.

She didn't remember which item she bought online for a while, but when she went to the front desk to look, she found that her package was actually an envelope package, which was empty when pinched.

The colleague at the front desk asked her: "Yu Cui, what did you buy?"

"I don't know either." She opened the envelope in confusion and looked inside, only to find that what lay in the envelope was actually a thin piece of yellow paper. She suddenly thought of something and took it out with a laugh, "I said Well, a few days ago I won a talisman from the Taicang Sect on Weibo, I thought they were just joking, but I didn’t expect to actually send it to me!”

The colleague looked at the talisman in her hand with a strange expression: "No way, in what age do you still believe in this? Is it a fortune-telling talisman?"

"No, the blogger said it was a spell of purifying the heart, with one that can purify one's heart and as few desires." Yu Cui also said that she couldn't laugh or cry, and after thinking about it, she folded the talisman and stuffed it into her pocket, "Oh, don't worry, I didn't really take it seriously, since I received it, I took it with me to play, and I don't need money anyway."

She leaned against the front desk with her colleagues and laughed a few words, then sighed: "Oh, I thought it was Haitao's diet pills that arrived just now, and I looked so happy when I came out."

Colleagues looked at her disapprovingly: "Diet pills are not healthy. If you really want to lose weight, you might as well exercise more and eat less. I saw you drank three cups of milk tea and ate a whole bag of potato chips all morning. No diet pills will work if you don’t eat a single meal.”

I understand Yu Cuixin's reasoning: "But I just want to eat, I'm greedy, I have a good appetite, and I'm too lazy to move, and I can't control it."

Speaking of which, she is also a serious patient of lazy cancer. She has applied for three or four gym membership cards, and each card expires, so she may not be able to go ten times.Procrastination is also very serious. Work is often completed tomorrow and tomorrow, stepping on the bottom line.If it wasn't for her poor self-control, she wouldn't be so tense and confused every day.

Yu Cui let out a long sigh. Speaking of which, the report requested by the manager in the morning has not yet started, and it has been delayed for a whole morning. Alas...

As soon as this thought flashed through her mind, a strong impulse burst out of her chest, so much so that her spirit was shocked.

I really want to make a report! ! ! !I really want to make a report! ! ! !I'm not even interested in eating without making a report! ! !

Before the colleague who was chatting with her could think of the next topic, Yu Cui, who was opposite her, suddenly ran towards the job with a face full of excitement, as if she had taken drugs.

"...???"