Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Seeing the group of ghosts being tortured like this, Kuang Zhiming and his wife suddenly became very complicated. .

Tan Fu and Lu Wenqing, who were scared to death, seemed to have been greatly encouraged. After Tan Fu regained consciousness, he grabbed the membership card and stuffed it back into his crotch. The mahogany sword on the back rushed forward to help.

This unlucky ghost with a full horoscope has only been bullied by ghosts since he was a child, and now when he rushed to the group of ghosts, the psychological shadow area was too large to calculate.Fortunately, all the surrogates around at this moment have been stunned by Wei Xi. They just want to escape and have no time to pay attention to whether there are any soft persimmons. With one strike and one slash, the ghosts and wolves howled.

Seeing this, Lu Wenqing was so excited that tears were almost shed, and the turned serfs sang!

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But Wei Xi on the other side was very unhappy. At first he rushed in to sign for the takeaway with great joy, but only after he signed for it did he find out what was going on!what happened!

He swung his whip to grab one and looked at it carefully, then threw it away.Grabbed another one to look carefully, and still threw it away!

Not a single ghost!Why is there not a single ghost!

how so! ! !

He was so angry that he lost his mind, grabbed the male ghost's ankle and slapped it on the ground. Hearing the screams of the male ghost and the scapegoats, his face was so dark that it was more terrifying than a ghost.He casually grabbed the neck of a whipped surrogate whose face was covered in blood, and scolded ironically: "You haven't even killed a single person!"

The ghost didn't know how he died. Half of the skull on his forehead was sunken, and his nose was crooked. He pinched his neck and shivered to cleanse himself: "Master Mingjian! I, I, I... I am Earth binding spirit, if it can harm people, why not stay here! I found a substitute and left! I really haven't had time yet!"

Unexpectedly, Wei Xi threw him to the ground out of anger when he heard the words: "Useless trash!!"

Substitute ghost: "????"

The second disciple who probably knew why he was angry said: "..."

Kuang Zhiming and his wife came back to their senses at this time, and they also took the magic weapon and started to help. Although Taicangzong seemed to be very powerful in fighting, they couldn't really do nothing. After all, there were too many ghosts in front of them. The number is so large that it is more than enough to form a small army.

In the end, Kuang Zhiming was a little dazed after he joined in. Why did these substitute ghosts just hug their heads and hide, they didn't even resist, it was too easy to fight...

However, when he glanced at the white-clothed male ghost who was still being abused by Wei Xi, who was probably the head of the ghost, Kuang Zhiming seemed to understand something.

In short, this ceremony made him really speechless, and he didn't even feel any sense of accomplishment after the war subsided.

So annoying, Kuang Zhiming is so upset.

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After a while, there was a clear distinction between human and ghost. Except for Wei Xi who hadn't let go, the rest of the ghosts squatted into a group, weeping and hugging their heads.Tuanjieyi counted them, and there were more than 200 of them, all of which were strange shapes. He couldn't help but was very surprised: "This number is too many. Aren't wild ghosts who harm people fight alone? Why are they so despicable in group crimes?" !"

Kuang Zhiming answered wearily: "The substitute ghosts should have been bound to their own death by obsession. They should have been attracted by Mr. Tan's invitation and led by ghosts, so they would appear in groups."

Leading ghosts, as the name suggests, is the leader of the group of ghosts, usually the most powerful one in the group, and one must have a clear enough mind to lead the group of ghosts.Whether this kind of leader is strong or not is also linked to the number of ghosts he leads, ranging from thirty to fifty, as many as thousands or hundreds, and at a higher level, he can also cultivate into a ghost king and ghost queen, occupying the territory and commanding one party, which is popular among the people. Not uncommon in legends.

The ghost group of more than 200 is really not small, and they are all dangerous elements who are obsessed with finding substitutes. If Kuang Zhiming ran into him in the past, he would run away without turning around, and at least contact a group of local Taoists to work together. Only by doing so can we face the enemy head-on, but now...

He looked at the leader whose ankle was being held by Wei Xi, whose right leg had been stretched out by the beating, and who was lying on the ground moaning on the verge of death.

Kuang Zhiming rubbed his face, turned his head and couldn't bear to look again: "They are too obsessed, and they all died unexpectedly. I'm afraid it's not easy to solve. They have to be rescued one by one."

The demands of finding substitutes for ghosts are also different. Some want to be reincarnated as human beings, and some just want to give their obsessions to others and enjoy themselves. When they heard that they were going to be saved, some of the ghosts trembled and begged for mercy: "Master, Can you just let me go after eliminating my obsession, I really don't want to be reincarnated, huh huh..."

Kuang Zhiming showed embarrassment, but his wife said coldly, "Are you going to let you go out and do evil? Stop wishful thinking."

Wild ghosts are hard to find, and they are unorganized and disciplined, so even if they have no obsession, they may not be able to keep their own place.If they cause trouble again after they are released, where will they go to arrest them?

Tuanjieyi had a flash of inspiration, and quietly said to Master: "Master, Uncle Shen told me a few days ago that there are not enough people in the detective agency, and we are planning to open a branch in Haunted House."

Wei Xi's anger also calmed down a little because of these words, he thought for a moment, and asked the second apprentice's opinion: "Lu Que, what do you think?"

The eyes of the second apprentice staring at the senior brother were so cold that they could freeze watermelons.

Wei Xi didn't get an answer, thinking he didn't hear, reached out and tugged at his sleeve.

After being grabbed by the hand, his precious apprentice finally lowered his head, looked at each other for a moment, saw clearly the eagerness on his face, and said reluctantly after a long silence: "As long as you get rid of their obsessions, it's not impossible."

Tuanjieyi was stared down at the hairs just now, but he has long been used to being targeted by his younger brother. Hearing this, he immediately said happily to Kuang Zhiming and his wife: "Master Kuang, Master Xu, don't bother you, leave them to us to deal with." alright."

Kuang Zhiming and his wife were full of question marks: "What are you going to do with it?" There are so many ghosts trying to save them one by one, but it is a big project that takes a lot of time and effort.

Unexpectedly, when Tuanjieyi turned around, he squatted at the feet of the leading male ghost who was being carried by Wei Xi, stretched out his hand and poked it, and asked in a thoughtful manner: "Hey, buddy, are you interested in a high-paying job? We have great prospects for future development!"

Kuang Zhiming and his wife: "?"

Male leading ghost: "...?"

Tuanjieyi introduced the job requirements of his company in this way. The leader ghost with a bruised nose and a swollen face half understood, thinking that he wanted to refine himself, and firmly refused: "If you want to kill, kill! I will never Be your servants!"

Wei Xi kicked him unhappily, and the clanking man couldn't help but shed tears of blood: "You...you don't want to drive us away!"

"How could this be exorcism? Where are you thinking?" Tuanjieyi clicked his tongue, "What I told you is obviously an equal employment relationship. My master pays you wages, and you work. What is the distribution of jobs? Ninth class? Our company’s benefits are definitely one of the best, and the relationship between colleagues is also harmonious and relaxed. Who has the time to treat you as a running dog? And you don’t feel empty when you have no job and bring these little brothers around all day long ? Not only emptiness, but also a waste of social resources, which can easily lead to social unrest. It is the right and responsibility of all our citizens to work happily and pay taxes legally!"

The ghost leader was dizzy from his persuasion, sniffled, and asked in a daze, "Why... am I still a citizen now?"

"That's for sure." Unity Yi said confidently, "Haven't you been reborn in a foreign country yet?"

"..." The ghost leader thought about it half-understood, and felt that what he said made sense, wiped away his tears, and went back to the ghost group to discuss with his younger brothers.

The crowd of ghosts became commotion, and many ghosts took advantage of Wei Xi's force, and quietly turned their heads to look at the disciples of the Taicang sect in fear. After a while, a few ghosts took the lead in discussing work benefits with Tuanjieyi: "Working... Will you be paid if you work?"

Thanks to Uncle Shen, who is an entrepreneurial spirit, Tuanjieyi formulated a basic employee management system with Uncle Shen some time ago, and Zhangkou replied very formally: "There must be, and the probationary period is equivalent to 100 RMB per month. The ingots and paper money will be increased to three hundred per month after becoming regular, and a work meal will be included every day, three dishes and one soup for sacrifices, and drinks and fruits will be served on weekends and festivals.”

This is really quite rich, not to mention the wild ghosts that no one pays homage to after death, even if there are ghosts that have family worship, most of them only have two meals a year on Qingming Festival and Chongyang Festival.Not to mention Yuanbao paper money. Although the amount of money is getting bigger and bigger and the inflation is severe, no family will spend hundreds of dollars every month to burn it on time.Therefore, most of the ghosts, who were hungry and full after death, were very moved, and someone immediately asked: "Then, will you cover me? I died by drowning. Tong Hui who lives in Qingfeng Park now The water in the river is too cold in winter recently, and there are always factories that secretly discharge sewage in the middle of the night, which is particularly smelly. The drowning ghosts in our area are so angry that they want to report it to the head of the Environmental Protection Bureau, Tuomeng."

Another ghost also said angrily: "I don't want to stay there anymore, I fell to my death, and now my family has rented out that house, and moved in a particularly unqualified one, not to mention hygienic, every day in the middle of the night They were making a lot of noise, and I couldn't do anything well. If it wasn't for the fact that there were children in his house, I would have taken them as substitutes."

"Not for the time being. After all, the company has just started, but it will be considered when the funds are sufficient in the future." But Lianyi didn't expect the housing conditions of the company's employees to be so difficult, "But after your obsession is eliminated, it shouldn't be necessary." I stay in the original place every day... so, I will try to find a way to see if there is a suitable place, and try to find a collective temporary residence for you."

The drowned ghost was happy for a moment: "Isn't there an unfinished building in the Harbor City over there in Wangfujing? I think it's very good, with convenient transportation, and it's also lively at night. It's surrounded by pedestrian streets and big shopping malls, and you can go out for a stroll usually." Something. Let's move there as soon as possible!"

Wangfujing...

Tuanjieyi thought about what it would look like after more than 200 ghosts lived in the city center, and nodded very ungratefully: "Okay, okay, you can do whatever you want, as long as you don't delay your work time."

The drowned ghost asked again: "How many days is your company's annual leave?"

To be honest, no employee has asked this question since the company opened up to now, and Tuanyiyi was puzzled for a while: "You have nothing to do, so what's the use of taking annual leave?"

"Of course it works!" The drowned ghost looked forward to it quite sadly, "Do you think I look for a substitute every day for something, don't you just want someone to help me get off work? For more than 30 years in my life, I was a cow and a horse every day. Work, have no time and no money, scan Moments every day to watch colleagues travel, I can’t even pay for board and lodging, I haven’t played anywhere until I die. After becoming a ghost, it’s unlucky to be an earth-bound spirit , just hang around in Qingfeng Park all day, it’s better to be a human being. Think about it, I don’t need to buy a ticket to fly now, and I don’t need a visa to go abroad. After the annual leave, I will take a plane and go to Hokkaido to see the snow. Go to Hawaii to step on the beach. If you go a little further, maybe you can go to the Antarctic and the North Pole on a cruise ship. Do you know how much it costs to go to the Antarctic and the North Pole? But I don’t spend a penny. It’s like a fairy in those days ?”

Thinking of this, the drowned ghost's bluish-white face was covered with a gleam of happiness: "Oh, how dare you think about these things when you are alive, and you only have the troubles in front of you every day. I didn't expect that after becoming a ghost, I would have the opportunity to pursue poetry and distant places. It's..."

Everyone: "..."