Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

In fact, at this time, the Huang family's parents also felt that something was wrong, but they just didn't want to believe that such close relatives would try to trick them.

But now, they don't believe it anymore and can only accept the reality. They can only ask the group of masters brought home by their son with trepidation: "Great, master, do you think this can be solved?"

Isn't it easy to deal with ghosts?Wei Xi glanced around the tables, chairs and benches in the room, and began to roll up his sleeves to smash things, anyway, no matter where he hid, he could always be found after smashing.

Shuo Zong thought of Xiaopang's study room in the haunted house that had been smashed to the point where he couldn't see his true face, so he raised his hand to hold him down speechlessly, turned his eyes around, and didn't find any serious evil in this room, and frowned. He frowned and said: "The most urgent thing is to ask what happened here first."

As he spoke, he raised his chin towards Tuanjieyi as a matter of course, and said in his heart, Hey, how dare you call your senior brother like this, then turned around and knocked on the door of the neighbor's house.

The neighbor of 701 is at home, she is a middle-aged aunt, she is very vigilant when she opens the door and sees them, and closes the door immediately when she hears that it is someone from 702 opposite.

As a result, Tuanjieyi raised his foot and squeezed the door: "Hey, I said, auntie, that's not the case, they are neighbors next door, and they live so close together. You clearly know what and still hide it. Don't you feel that you are going too far?" ?”

The aunt immediately panicked, yelling who are you calling auntie? If I do this again, I will call the police. Tuanjieyi's brain hurts from her yelling, and he heard the cool voice of his younger brother from behind: "Hello."

The aunt's voice stopped instantly, she looked around, saw Shuo Zong's face, then glanced at Wei Xi behind Shuo Zong who was looking towards her, and immediately stopped shouting: "You, you are also from 702?"

Shuo Zong hummed.

The aunt hesitated for a while, and then said angrily: "Before 702, a woman quarreled with her boyfriend and jumped off the building. I heard that she was pregnant! Didn't you know before buying the house?"

Tuanjieyi withdrew his foot, and the neighbor immediately closed the door tightly like a plague god, and there was a faint sound of locking it.

Tuanjieyi looked at his junior aggrievedly: "Why should I call the police if I ask, and she will tell you if you ask?"

Shuo Zong glanced at his 1.9-meter height, his muscles were written all over his body, and he looked not to be trifled with. He didn't bother to talk to Wei Xi, and said to Wei Xi: "It should be this house ghost."

Tuanjieyi was angry for a while because of being treated differently, and asked Huang Jue, "The pregnant woman who quarreled with her boyfriend? Do you know who it is?"

Huang Jue thought for a while, then looked at his father and said, "Dad, I remember uncle said that this house is for his son's wedding house..."

His father's innocent old face finally changed: "Your cousin did have a girlfriend before, and I heard that they have been dating since high school, but when I asked about it recently, your uncle said that they had broken up."

Psychologically, the old man couldn't accept the fact that he was cheated by his elder brother, and his mood became very depressed.

Wei Xi has no experience, it's fine if he's a ghost, just catch him and beat him up, but Shuo Zong thinks there's something wrong: "No, if the house ghost died because of him, he should follow him and leave, how could it be the other way around?" Harass you?"

But there is no solution to this problem at all.

Huang Jue said that he usually had nothing to do in the house during the day, and that it would only happen when he fell asleep at night. The old lady also said that she only found out that the toilet water was red when she woke up at night, so everyone discussed for a while and decided to wait until night.

The old neighborhood was quiet after nightfall, and the Huang family was devastated by the blow, so they didn't have the heart to eat or drink. Only Wei Xi rummaged out all the snacks that Huang Jue had hidden, and sat on the bay window of his room to eat potato chips.

He still didn't forget his apprentices after eating potato chips, and asked the two apprentices, "Do you want it?"

Tuanjieyi ate a slice with emotion, and turned to look at his younger brother, who was leaning against the wall of the bay window with his long legs outstretched, with one hand supporting his bent knee, quietly watching the master without speaking.

In order to lure the ghosts out, the lights in the room were not turned on, and Wei Xi could see the pupils of the second apprentice reflecting the lights when he raised his head.Those eyes were black and white, and the beautiful outline of his face was shrouded in the moonlight, making the criss-crossing scars on his neck and arms very hazy.

Wei Xi suddenly became curious, and reached out to touch a five-inch scar on the opponent's arm, which looked like a mark left by something sharp: "Lu Que, how did you get these injuries?"

The second apprentice glanced at the place where his fingers touched, and after a moment of silence, he replied flatly, "I'm not self-sufficient, I've done what I can."

Wei Xi didn't understand, and wanted to touch it carefully, but his wrist was grabbed. The second apprentice's voice was much lower than the heat of his palm: "Don't look."

Huang Jue, who was half-sitting on the bed, was a little nervous. He was not too scared before, but after knowing the truth, he immediately felt different: "Master, is this really all right? The female ghost who jumped off the building sounds so scary." , won’t it hurt someone’s life?”

The moment he spoke, the second apprentice let go of his hand, Wei Xi chewed on the potato chips and thought for a while: "It's better to hurt people's lives."

Then he can eat it straight away.

Huang Jue: "...???"

He felt as if he hadn't been comforted at all, but was even more frightened.

He lay down and pretended to be asleep, when suddenly a gust of cold wind came from nowhere in the room and blew on his head and face, Huang Jue shivered all over, and immediately felt his limbs became stiff as before.

He seemed to lose control of his hands and feet. He tried to open his eyes, but there was no strength in his eyelids. In the endless darkness, only the sound of his own heart beating faster and faster was left. Then, a group of vague black shadows appeared.

It was a woman with long hair and a slender figure, wearing a white dress with her back to herself.

He heard the other party's thin cry, with an indescribable low-pitched voice, and asked resentfully while crying: "Why are you doing this to me..."

I rely on this to be the woman who jumped off the building in the legend!Huang Jue almost pissed in fear, but who knew that the other party's behavior was not counted, but suddenly turned his head, his face was completely covered in blood, and he couldn't distinguish his facial features, anyway, he threw blood on his face so ferociously, with that kind of blood A thin voice screamed: "You heartbreaker——"

Huang Jue couldn't move, and yelled in fright: "Elder sister, you mistakenly recognize the wrong person!"

Unexpectedly, when the female ghost's scream fell to the ground, his stiff limbs suddenly gained strength, and he jumped up from the bed with a bounce.

He immediately shrank to the corner of the bed, opened his eyes and saw that the light had been turned on, and the other people squatting in the room were all gathered around the bed. It's all written unhappy.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

The figure caught in Wei Xi's hand also shouted with him: "Ahhhhh! Great Immortal!! Spare me!"

What came out turned out to be a rough male voice.

Wei Xi was very excited when he was catching ghosts. After he took a bite, he found that he couldn't eat it. He pinched the little ghost by the neck and threw it on the ground a few times to vent his anger. He was very dissatisfied and asked his second apprentice: "Didn't it mean it was a female ghost?" ?"

As he spoke, he reached out and pulled the male ghost's pants, wanting to see what happened.

The male ghost clutched his crotch in panic, as if he was afraid of being humiliated. Seeing that he didn't cooperate, Wei Xi punched him a few times, until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen.

Shuo Zong: "..."

Unity: "..."

Huang Jue: "..."

Shuo Zong stopped Wei Xi from pulling off his pants, grabbed the crying male ghost, and asked Huang Jue in a deep voice, "Is this what you saw in your dream?"

Huang Jue wiped off his sweat. For some reason, he didn't feel too scared. After seeing the other person's appearance, he nodded repeatedly: "It's him, he has long hair in white clothes. He wanted to catch me in the dream just now. That's the one." The female ghost who jumped off the building?"

The male ghost was dizzy from Wei Xi's beating, and as soon as Shuo Zong's heavy eyes were swept away, he immediately faltered, and shouted again and again: "I'll say it! I'll say it all! Great Immortal Mingjian! I'm really a bad person!" I haven’t done it before, I usually just work as an intermediary broker to make a living, because this heartless guy did something wrong, that female ghost hired me to take revenge!"

Huang Jue: "???"

Tuanjieyi wowed: "This can also be hired? Does your boss want to be so awesome that he doesn't even come for revenge?"

The male ghost said: "There is no other way. She just gave birth and is still breastfeeding, so she won't be able to spare time, but she will come over occasionally when she is free."

Huang Jue: "..."

Could this be the reason why the ghosts in his dreams were sometimes alone and sometimes in groups of three...

After being beaten, the male ghost was caught by Shuo Zong again. He felt that he was unlucky, and cried and said, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Will she compensate me?"

Tuanjieyi scolded him: "Are you being wronged? You are so frightening that people are restless and beaten, shouldn't you be beaten!"

The male ghost looked at him in disbelief, pointed at his nose, and said with a greatly slandered expression: "Me? Scared their house to be restless? Can you be reasonable! How is their family's house restless?! I Squatting in the toilet every night waiting for his family to go to the toilet, his old lady is constipated! After going to the toilet, it smells like hell, what can I say? I am not doing things conscientiously? But every time his old lady sees my toilet, she is afraid I’m not afraid, just talking about rough fibers, and hemorrhoid cream in front of my face! What did I say? I didn’t say anything! I put stickers on the wall every day, and the family tore them down every day. I don’t even have any expressions! I eat and sleep and watch TV, and I even find time to fight! Do you know how much I spend on this bill? I buy the Chinese character “囍” every day, and it costs [-] yuan a piece! At the end of the purchase, I cut it by myself What do you know! You don’t know anything! The house is restless, and the most I can do is to let this heartless man not sleep well, but he is so wicked, why can’t he sleep well!”

Unity: "..."

Hearing this heartfelt cry, Tuanyiyi not only burst into tears, but also blocked Master's arm that wanted to be beaten because he was yelled at: "Master, he is not easy, you better stop beating."

Huang Jue sympathized and collapsed: "No, buddy, I'm sorry, but you found the wrong person, do you know that! I'm not the heartless person you said!"

"Huh?" The male ghost immediately raised his hand to find a note from his pocket and opened it, stretched his neck flickeringly and looked out the window, and retorted with a serious face, "Impossible. This is the house." Address, don't try to fool me!"

Huang Jue was almost scared to pee again by his stretched neck, and explained without tears: "My friend, I just moved in last month, okay, can you take a look before you do anything!"

The male ghost was stunned: "No way? Last time I came with the customer, she didn't say anything!"

Huang Juexin asked me what kind of shocking misfortune this is, Shuo Zong said coldly: "It's useless to talk more, you call her together."

The male ghost originally thought it was inappropriate, after all, it was not in line with professional ethics, but Wei Xi gave in immediately after hitting him a few times: "I was wrong, I was wrong! My name! My name! Daxian, please spare me!" Ahh!"

Sobbing, he tore off a hem of his clothes, folded it into a fat ghost image of a paper crane, and threw it into the air full of guilt.

A moment later, a gust of cold wind hit the room with the lights off again, and a resentful female voice slowly floated out. This time it was different from the false voice of the lady-dressing guy, and Huang Jue knew it was a real female voice as soon as he heard it.

The female voice yelled leisurely: "Huang Fengxiu...how can you be worthy of me..."

Immediately after the lights came on, the female ghost was also captured. Huang Jue finally saw her appearance clearly. It turned out to be a handsome young female ghost with a dark ghost baby in her hand.

The ghost baby's pupils without whites stared at him for a moment, and there was no expression on his supposedly immature face. He didn't speak or move, showing a strong strangeness everywhere.

To be honest, after seeing so many ghosts, this baby is actually the scariest. Huang Jue was so frightened that his mind went numb for a moment, but at this time Wei Xi reached out and directly took the baby from the arms of the female ghost. He grabbed his feet and shook them upside down: "Wow, he's so small."

Ghost Baby: "..."

After being robbed of her child, the female ghost immediately screamed miserably, her body boiling with resentment.At this moment, she understood what had happened, and stared fiercely at Huang Jue with her sharp eyes. Tears of blood rolled down her eyes. She struggled frantically in Shuo Zong's hands and shouted ferociously, "Huang Fengxiu!!! You heartless beast!" !!! It doesn’t count if you forced me to death!! Do you still have to find someone to take me and your own son!! You are still human!!!”

Huang Jue carried the cauldron from heaven on his back, and shouted unbearably: "Sister-in-law!!! Can you see clearly!!! I'm not Huang Fengxiu!!! I'm Huang Jue!! Huang Fengxiu's cousin!! He put The house is sold to me!!!”

The female ghost's scream stopped immediately.

After a while, she came back to her senses, squinted her eyes and stretched her neck, leaning her head against Huang Jue's face for a closer look.

Huang Jue was too frightened to even move, Wei Xi was busy playing with the baby ghost who didn't cry or fuss, and Shuo Zong didn't stop the female ghost's movements. Fortunately, the female ghost watched it for a long time, but she could see it clearly. She retracted her head and began to break free from Shuo Zong's hand.

"Ah...why is it you?" The female ghost was embarrassed, she didn't dare to meet his gaze, she turned her eyes and said in embarrassment, "What about me, I lost my glasses in the flower garden when I jumped off the building, my myopia is more than 2000 degrees Well, I can't see clearly, sorry. Sister-in-law is not sincere, you and your cousin look too much alike. Besides, why didn't you say it earlier, you are so timid, every time you see it, you will only wow Shout! It made me and your nephew work so hard for nothing!"

As the female ghost spoke, it seemed that she suddenly felt that she was reasonable, so she put on the airs of an elder and reprimanded her.

Huang Jue: "..."

Sorry, sorry, everything is my fault, my fault!