Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

After all, Huang Jue had a girlfriend, he was very sensible, and he apologized very succinctly.

Who knew that after being dismissed by Shuo Zong, the female ghost cried again when she heard his apology.

The ghost baby who was held upside down by Wei Xi looked at his mother fixedly, as if he had no empathy at all, and then he was slapped on the buttocks again, and Wu Yanren, who had no white eyes, turned around, and he was dull and slow. Tuntun looked back at Wei Xi.

"Why doesn't he talk?" Wei Xi asked his second apprentice strangely, "Could he be a fool?"

Ghost Baby: "..."

The parents of Huang's family and Ruan Shixing who were waiting outside finally got the courage to enter the room when they heard the cries. They saw clearly the little black baby with its face in Wei Xi's hands. Before they could be frightened, they heard the female ghost crying : "Your Huang family are all bastards!"

Her face was covered with blood from crying, the scene should have been horrific, but the atmosphere in the room was too weird—it had nothing to do with Shuo Zong standing next to him, the intermediary ghost he was holding in his hand, Together with Huang Jue, Tuanyiyi, who was squatting patiently by the bedside to comfort the female ghost, and Weixi, who was still slapping the ghost baby's buttocks to hear the cry.

This feeling of walking into the wrong studio is really frightening. Ruan Shixing wiped off his sweat, and somehow felt that he was nervous and embarrassed before he came in. Then he saw Huang Jue's father who was by his side also stand up, with a look on his face. Looking at the female ghost with dissatisfaction: "You are Fengxiu's girlfriend, right? I remember you."

The female ghost narrowed her eyes and looked in his direction for a while, but she didn't recognize who it was, so she responded, thinking that the other party wanted to comfort her just like Huang Jue.

Who knew that Huang's father opened his mouth and sprayed: "It's really you! What's the matter with you kid! Ah? Let's not say that you came to the house for no reason to scare our family, which made my Huang Jue unable to sleep well. Neurasthenia affected work and work , I heard that you committed suicide by jumping off a building? You are too ignorant! If you quarrel and say that you jump off the building, you jump off the building. Have you thought about the child in your stomach? Have you thought about your parents? They are not filial daughters! They raised you so Big, have you ever thought how sad they will be when they know you committed suicide!"

Female ghost: "..."

Huang's father: "Also, why do you say that our Huang family are all bastards! The conflict between you and Huang Fengxiu is your own business. I taught us Huang Jue to be honest and respect girls since we were young! You It doesn’t count to scare him, and you scold him for no reason, my son will be scolded by you as a bastard if he does something, you are half a sister-in-law of him, you are not polite!”

Female ghost: "..."

The female ghost was suddenly sprayed, and the whole ghost was stunned. Ruan Shixing also looked dull, thinking that Huang Jue's father was really brave enough, how could he even dare to scold the female ghost?

Unexpectedly, Huang Jue's mother on the side also nodded in agreement: "That's right!"

Ruan Shixing: "..."

This family... Is it courageous or the nerves are really too rough...

Ghosts are also afraid of evil people. The female ghost whimpered softly after being scolded, and dared not vent her anger: "Uncle, I was wrong..."

Only then did Father Huang snort coldly: "Okay, everything has already been done, what's the use of apologizing? Tell me, what's going on between you and Huang Fengxiu!"

The female ghost was a little afraid of him, sobbed, and recalled the cause of her death, and then she regained her anger: "Huang Fengxiu, that bastard! I have been with him for nearly ten years, and I worked with him to make money for the down payment of this house. I'm married, but I'm pregnant with my children, but I found out that he was hanging out with the boss's daughter. After I found out that day, I had a big fight with him and asked him what he was doing. But he Not only did he not admit his mistake, he also proposed to break up with me and told me to get out of this house, saying that his name was written on the house when he bought it, and it had nothing to do with me. I was so mad at the time that I wanted to let him It's not easy, I told him to go to his company and tell everyone about us. Who knew that bastard would hit me after hearing it! He hit me!"

When she said this, she continued to break down and cry: "I fought him, but how could I beat him! Instead, he kicked him on the ground. I told him that I was pregnant with his child and told him not to kick my stomach. But he didn't care at all, and told me to kill him quickly, don't pester him. He said so badly, I really lost my mind, so I wanted to go to the balcony to get a clothes drying pole to drive him away, who knows what's on the balcony There are too many piles, and it rained the day before, and I slipped on the pile of cartons..."

Just fell down the stairs in such a daze.

The female ghost sighed sobbingly when she said this: "Oh! I really shouldn't be greedy for petty gains and save those express boxes to sell. I shouldn't be reluctant to spend the money on the balcony. I drifted around and got into the house next door. At that time, I found that the utilization rate of their balcony was much higher after it was wrapped up, and it could be used as a small study room, to grow flowers and vegetables, and there was less dust in the room. The dust in Beijing is really too difficult to clean.”

Everyone: "..."

Only then did she realize that she seemed to be digressing, and hurriedly got back to business: "Huang Fengxiu, you bastard! I can't make him feel better even if I die!"

She was obsessed with obsession, and she couldn't escape after death. Instead, she wandered around the house she had worked so hard for day after day.Because she couldn't find her glasses, she couldn't see the world clearly. She only knew that her death had indeed caused an uproar, and even the police had repeatedly visited her home to investigate the cause of death.At first, she really felt very relieved, after all, her boyfriend was really disturbed by this.But her death was indeed an accident. After the police investigation, they couldn't find out what happened to her boyfriend, and the boyfriend didn't show any guilt after that. He quickly returned to his normal life and even brought his parents. Please go back to that place The boss's daughter, boasting to the other party that this house is the result of his own hard work.

At that time, she was sitting on the balcony with a big belly, listening to the clinking of wine glasses and family harmony, and was tortured by her own hatred to the point of death.

She thought, since you can't rely on the world to expose the other party's true colors, then you might as well just do it yourself.

So she began to dream about her boyfriend and her boyfriend's parents every night, telling her anger, hey, don't tell me, the family soon became noisy, and quarrels broke out every day in fright.

But at this time, her belly was getting bigger and bigger. Seeing that she was on the verge of giving birth, she didn't have so much energy to do it herself. After being introduced, she used the engagement ring she wore when she died to hire a broker who was said to do everything. The wild ghosts here are called each other Uncle Shen.

"Oh." She sighed, "When Uncle Shen told me that there was no one at home, I didn't think much about it. I thought Huang Fengxiu was frightened and moved out with her parents for a while. I didn't expect them to sell the house to You guys, his parents thought it was pretty good when they met before, but they didn’t expect that after knowing the cause of my death, they would help hide my death, and even deceive acquaintances, it’s too bad. By the way, how much did he sell this house to you? Money?"

Huang Jue said: "It's lower than the market price, but it's still close to 1000 million."

"Bah!" The female ghost spit angrily, "The house that jumps over the building is sold so expensive to you, it's really shameless, this family is more black-hearted than ghosts."

Huang Jue was tortured by this oolong for no reason, and felt very angry, and began to scold her uncle with the same hatred as her.

Ruan Shixing was really speechless when he heard it, and couldn't help interrupting: "Put this matter aside for now, what are you going to do in the future? Floating around like this is not the answer."

Tuanjieyi quickly interrupted: "Would you like to consider the painless transcendence of our Taicang Sect? My master and younger brother are very skilled. Members can also enjoy discounts when buying packages!"

Shuo Zong: "..."

The female ghost was unmoved: "Extend what? The child is still young, not to mention that I haven't finished my work yet. Is it possible to let that unscrupulous man Huang Fengxiu spend the money to buy a house to marry Bai Fumei as CEO and reach the pinnacle of life? "

Ruan Shixing: "...Then you plan to chase him to his house to take revenge on him?"

The female ghost nodded and sighed again: "Oh, I just don't know where he is hiding now. Beijing is so big and my eyesight is not good. I don't know how long it will take to search from house to house."

There was nothing Huang Jue could do about it. After all, he and his cousin's family didn't move around very much. At this moment, there was a cold snort from the crowd, and everyone turned their heads to see Huang Jue's father had already pulled out his mobile phone and dialed the number.

After a while, the phone was picked up, and a male voice came from over there: "Hello? Uncle? Why are you calling me so late?"

The female ghost's eyes widened when she heard that, Huang Fengxiu!

"Fengxiu." Father Huang asked calmly, "Where do you live now?"

Huang Fengxiu was a little vigilant when asked this question: "...Why are you asking this?"

"Oh, that's right!" Huang's father said calmly, "Your brother has already moved into a new house. We are very grateful to you for selling the house to us so cheaply. I happened to be on a business trip abroad some time ago and bought some gifts. , I want to send it to you."

Huang Fengxiu's voice on the phone changed immediately, and she said happily: "That's so embarrassing, uncle, you are too polite. Then what, how is the family... No, there is nothing you are not used to, right?"

"Hahaha! How could it be?" Huang's father also laughed honestly, "Everything is going well, remember to send me the address of your home."

"Good good!"

Father Huang hung up the phone, the loving smile on his face disappeared in an instant, the phone dinged, he opened it and glanced twice, then threw it to his son: "You read it to her."

Everyone: "..."

Father Huang received the attention, and just snorted coldly: "That little bastard, he abandoned domestic violence and his girlfriend helped his parents to cheat the elders. If you don't teach him a lesson, you really don't know what your last name is!"

Ruan Shixing stared blankly at his old face returning to its usual innocence, thinking of his actor-like acting skills just now, he always felt that he should applaud now.

The female ghost was very flattered: "Thank you uncle."

Huang's father still didn't have a good look at her, and he reprimanded: "I am helping you with this little help, you are grateful to Dade, your parents have trained you for more than 20 years, have you thanked them? It has been so long since you jumped off the building, have you ever gone back to visit! "

The female ghost was ashamed and ashamed, and she burst into tears again after being scolded by him.

Huang Jue wanted to make a rescue in embarrassment: "Sister-in-law, you can't see clearly now. If you come to the door and recognize the wrong person, it will be terrible. How about I get you a pair of glasses?"

The female ghost wiped her tears and said gratefully: "I'm sorry to trouble you, if it's convenient, I can also burn a few sets of invisible ones. Johnson & Johnson's is the best. I'll bring Bausch & Lomb and Haichangdu slides."

Huang Jue: "...OK."

Female ghost: "Also, when I came here some time ago, I found that you always like to lie on the bed and play with your mobile phone. Don't do this in the future. It's not good for your eyes. Don't act like a ghost like me. Be a myopic ghost."

Huang Jue: "......OK."

The female ghost thought for a while, then turned her head to pay respects to Wei Xi and his group, raised her head and said sadly: "The matter with Huang Fengxiu is over, I want to go back and visit my parents, the child is still young, I don't know if they can accept it, I don’t know if there will be any danger on the road. I don’t have any money to hire people anymore, so I don’t know how many immortals can help take care of it then?”

When the words fell to the ground, the ghost baby who had always looked blank blinked his eyes, and opened his scarlet mouth to cry loudly in the next second.

When the female ghost heard the cry, her expression changed, and she said happily, "Oh! He actually cried! He hasn't opened his mouth since he was born, and I've been worried that he's dumb!"

Shuo Zong silently watched her there thanking God, and then glanced at Wei Xi who was playing the ghost baby jj next to him.

Tuanjieyi said to Ruan Shixing with a speechless face: "This female ghost...isn't it that the whole family doesn't enter the house?"

***

After the female ghost and Huang Jue started looking through Taobao to pick out glasses, everyone turned their attention back to the male ghost named Uncle Shen who was caught in the first place.

Uncle Shen brushed his long black and smooth hair, his small eyes rolled wildly, and he didn't look like an honest ghost.He asked cautiously: "Daxian, the matter is settled. You see, I haven't done anything bad. Can you let me go? I still have a lot of work to do."

Tuanyiyi was very curious about his occupation: "Why do you still have a job? What exactly do you do?"

Uncle Shen said bitterly: "I just opened an agency and brought people to pick up a few orders to make a living. I usually help bachelors introduce partners, and do odd jobs by myself. I don't make much money. I have to go to several places every day. , It just started at this o'clock now. Daxian, give me a way to survive, I still have several employees under me!"

Shuo Zong ignored his cries. This old ghost's business level is so sloppy. After being hired, he dared to make trouble without knowing the specific information of the target of revenge. It is better to get rid of such troublesome spirits as soon as possible.

After chatting with Uncle Shen for a few words, Tuanjieyi felt quite well-connected, so he quietly approached Wei Xi and said, "Master, this old ghost has a good eye for business. He can open an agency in the capital from scratch, which proves his management skills." It’s okay, isn’t there a lack of someone who can take care of things at Taicang Haunted House? Xiaopang, a dead house, knows how to play games, and his ability in business planning is really not very good.”

Wei Xi thought it made sense: "You're right."

He waved to Shuo Zong again: "Teacher, give him to me."

Tuanjieyi saw his junior brother cast a cold glance at him, just like the empress of the palace looking at a slanderous concubine.

He shivered from being stared at, and felt that his thoughts were really sensual, what metaphors did he use hahahaha...

Uncle Shen was gnawed and thrown back and forth, punched and kicked just now. Afraid that Wei Xi would be terrified, he held his head in his hands and immediately said, "Oh my god, please spare me! I know I was wrong. .”

Tuanjieyi comforted him: "Don't worry, the misunderstanding has been resolved. My master has always been gentle and loving, and will not beat you again. Instead, we want to introduce you to a job."

gentle and loving...

Uncle Shen carefully glanced at Wei Xi's eyes filled with "I really want to eat you in one bite", his legs immediately trembled wildly, and he asked tremblingly, "What... what job?"

Could it be that he wants to turn himself into a ghost card to drive him into slavery?He had heard of some cruel methods of cultivators before.

Unexpectedly, Tuanjieyi just took out his mobile phone and flipped through it, found a page and handed it over, with a persuasive look: "I just heard that you opened an agency, your agency must be operating illegally, right? The business model is so It’s not formal, no wonder you can’t make money. Take a look at the haunted house opened by our Taicang Zong. It is formal and transparent, pays taxes according to the law, and has a business license. Customer reviews on the Internet are also very good. Although it has only opened for a long time, the development prospects are quite promising. Unlimited. More importantly, our remuneration level is very generous, and the employee promotion mechanism is also very complete. There are also exclusive benefits specially given by Zongmen, which allow you to work during the day. How about it? Are you interested in knowing more? "

Uncle Shen: "..."

Tuanyiyi called Xiaopang, and Xiaopang happily squeezed out from the gap of the phone receiver. Because there was too much meat, he had to move for a long time before he could move his whole body, which made everyone in the room turn pale with fright.

He didn't feel intimidating at all, and proudly took a ledger to Wei Xi to ask for credit: "Master, the hot search package recommended by Brother Jieyi is really useful, and many customers who came here recently have become repeat customers, because Word of mouth, now many customers from other places know our reputation. Yesterday afternoon, we also entertained a group of students from Nanjing. It is said that they came to play after seeing the news from the circle of friends. The scores in the book are also very high, and they all praised us for the exquisite stage props, and we will bring other friends to play next time. If this continues, we may be able to open a branch soon."

Wei Xi nodded appreciatively, at this time Xiao Pang saw Ruan Shixing who was beside him, recognized him, and greeted him friendly.

Seeing his feat of crawling out of the phone, Ruan Shixing figured out what it was standing in front of him, and watched him interact with Wei Xi with a pale face: "You, you are—"

"You don't remember me? Yes, you probably didn't notice me at that time." Xiaopang patted his head and quickly handed him a business card, "Hello, you are still our number one As for the first batch of customers, thank you for choosing to support us, when you are free, bring more friends, we have a new single dog theme in November, it is very fun."

Ruan Shixing saw clearly the business card that said Taicang Haunted House welcomes you, and looked at Wei Xi in disbelief. What does the name of this haunted house mean?

Seeing that Wei Xi finished looking at him, after thinking for a while, he said to Xiaopang: "This Mr. Ruan is a VIP gold card customer of our sect. From now on, if you show your membership card, and the guests who are traveling with you buy tickets to the haunted house, just make a phone call." ... [-]% off!"

Xiaopang looked at Ruan Shixing with bright eyes: "So it's a gold card VIP! It's a pleasure to meet you!"

Ruan Shixing: "..."

damn it!It turns out that the Taicang sect is not only in charge of catching ghosts, but now they are also starting a business partnership with ghosts!What the hell are you doing!

***

Xiaopang and Uncle Shen got along pretty well, and after chatting for a few words, they found that the other party had been bitten by Wei Xi just like him, and they felt like old friends at first sight.

After seeing the business license and tax payment certificate presented by Xiaopang, Uncle Shen also felt that this company was more formal than his grass-roots team, not to mention that at the start-up stage of the company, he could enter the management if he entered the company with his ability. After thinking about it for a long time, he decided I decided to bring my current employees into the job.

He is different from Xiaopang. He has been outside for many years, and he has gotten to know a lot of ghosts. When the time comes to screen, he may find many interested employees.

Xiaopang is overjoyed. Now the company is making steady progress, and there is no shortage of other things. The most lacking thing is manpower. The arrival of Uncle Shen can be said to have solved its biggest urgent need at present.After a while, the two hooked up and discussed their respective business experiences.

Unlike Xiaopang who has no big ambitions, Uncle Shen is a wild ghost who has no house or car and really started a business from scratch. Over the years, he has thought about how many ways to make money. The thighs were in a mess: "Hey! Why did you use such a good opportunity to open a haunted house! How much money can a haunted house earn per ticket, and there are so many expenses for venue labor, do you know what I wanted to do most at the beginning? , It’s not these trivial commissions, I’m rushing to be a private detective!”

Xiaopang was stunned when he heard that: "What is that?"

Uncle Shen said: "Have you heard of the paparazzi? It's similar to that. Now some married people live a good life, but they go out every day to make troubles and steal chickens and dogs. Some rich and rich bosses will find private detectives." Stalking someone, if you can get evidence of the other party’s infidelity, or proof of private transfer of property, divorce will be much easier! But this evidence is not easy to find, it must be reasonable and legal, and it must not violate privacy. If you are careful, you will be discovered, and if it were us, wouldn't it be a blessing!"

After he finished speaking, his face became sad again: "I used to have a dream, but I couldn't stand the irregular working hours. Every time I followed up, the customers had already entered the hotel. You don't know how hot your eyes are..."

***

The ghost that the Huang family encountered was not a regular one. Wei Xi came here excitedly, and went back hungry. He only ate a few packs of eggless shrimp chips and potato chips, and he was not in a good mood.

The old neighborhood was much quieter under the night, and Huang Jue's family sent them out respectfully, with a very good attitude, and the female ghost also hugged the child and thanked Wei Xi: "Thank you, Master, if it weren't for you Shot, I don't know when the misunderstanding between my brother-in-law and I will be resolved, and the baby doesn't know when he will learn to speak."

The ghost baby in her arms was already crying uncontrollably, clutching the little jj that was shot, the cry was so loud that it was like the roar of a wild beast.

Seeing the female ghost's expression of relief, Wei Xi also felt that he might have done some great kindness, so he waved his hands and said, "It's okay, just come to me if you have business in the future."

While exchanging pleasantries, someone behind him hesitantly called his name.

He looked back and saw a small black car parked not far away. The person in the cab poked his head out and was surprised and happy when he saw him: "Damn! It's you! You bastard, when did you Back to Beijing? It’s fine if you don’t post on Moments on Weibo, why don’t you call us or call us? After all, you’re all classmates too!”

The man paused, saw a group of people behind Wei Xi, didn't say anything more, opened the door, came down and gave Wei Xi a business card, and said with a smile, "Forget it, are you busy? There's no rush." In a while, let's talk next time when we have time." After finishing speaking, he lowered his voice and whispered in Wei Xi's ear: "Brother, don't hold back any difficulties by yourself. The classmates are all here, and we will help you." You figured it out."

After finishing speaking, he waved his hand, and smiled as he did when he appeared, got into the car and left.

Wei Xi stared at the rear of his car silently, and Tuanyi stepped forward and asked, "Master, who is this man?"

Wei Xi didn't know, so he didn't answer, but just thought to himself.

Leaving that person just now, the fortune between his eyebrows and eyes doesn't look very good.

Fortunately, this was just a short episode. After saying goodbye to everyone in the Huang family, he returned to Wei's house with his two apprentices.

On Tuanjieyi Road, I was still thinking about what the person I met just now said, thinking oh my god, my master still has Weibo?As a result, as soon as they entered the courtyard, everyone was stunned.

Before they went out, the messy garden mud field had already been tidied up and looked brand new. The large and small earth pits were arranged in an orderly manner on both sides of the road, and the scattered soil was piled up next to the earth pits. The progress of the project It was as if one thousand and eight hundred servants suddenly summoned the magic lamp.

A lot of small horses were placed in the mud, and seven or eight gray-faced women were sitting in it drinking coffee gracefully. Tuanjieyi squinted hard, only to realize that the mud ring-like thing on one of the wrists was actually a diamond. surface.

They were in such a mess, yet they were chattering happily.One with a muddy head pointed at the other with a muddy face and said, "Wow, you are so cunning, you must have secretly smeared it on your face just now!"

The one pointed at retorted not to be outdone, "Didn't you pretend to scratch your scalp casually to treat hair loss?"

Unity: "????"

How is this going?

Wei Xi nodded in relief, and looked at the woman with the dullest expression in the crowd: "Wan Rong, you're very smart, and you've done a good job."

Shu Wanrong slowly turned her head to look at him: "..."

Thank you, thank you so much for your compliment, I was so happy after digging the mud all day.

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