Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Huang Jue was promoted very magically, and always felt that something was wrong.

"Also, let's forget it. I also have that book at home, and I will collect it after graduation." He finally refused with great difficulty. After thinking about it, he said embarrassedly, "And the VIP of your sect is too expensive. , I just bought a house, and I really can’t get out 100 million for a while.”

When Wei Xi heard the first half of the sentence, the alarm bells in his heart shook, and when he heard the second half of the sentence, he became even more worried.This is obviously a customer who intends to apply for a card. How can he let it go easily? As Tuanyiyi said, the stickiness of customers is very important for an enterprise to develop successfully.

He looked at Tuanjieyi, who was also a little anxious, thought for a while and said, "Then why don't you apply for an ordinary membership card first?"

Huang Jue let out a cry, and glanced at Ruan Shixing: "Don't you need 100 million?"

Tuanjieyi: "No, yours is a normal one, and his one is a gold card."

Huang Jue's expression was a little confused: "Is there any difference?"

Tuanjieyi thought for a while, and then replied with some hesitation: "...For ordinary cards, "An Introduction to the Basic Principles of Marxism" will not be given away, right?"

He also costs 25 yuan a copy for wholesale.

Huang Jue: "..."

Ruan Shixing: "..."

***

So Huang Jue got a membership card that Tuanjieyi randomly ordered from a nearby graphic printing shop in a trance.

Wei Xi solemnly said to his apprentices: "Did you hear what he said? I don't think our opening ceremony is attractive enough."

Tuanjieyi was worried, and immediately proposed to take Weixi to the bookstore when he had time to pick up some books other than college tutoring textbooks, but Shuozong kept silent about it, his eyes turned, and suddenly fell on Shu Wanrong who was busy in the garden body.

Shu Wanrong was throwing things into the mud with a face of reluctance—it was the soil that Wei Xi put in the red cloth bag on his back.The soil doesn't look special, it's pitch black, and I don't know what kind of shit Wei Xisa and the others can use.Fortunately, the soil is not dirty, and the smell is not unpleasant, but it is refreshing, but I don't know if it is because of the relatively high density, but the weight of a small bag is surprisingly heavy, which made her arms extremely sore.

She felt that she was really insane, and she did such a thing in a glamorous manner. Seeing that Wei Xi refused to leave, the most urgent thing was to find a chance to persuade her face-saving husband to move out with her and her son.

She let out a long sigh, especially regretting her previous dissatisfaction.Although the former stepson made her wary of the ownership of the company's property in the future, after all, he was gentle and loved to please her husband. Apart from being at odds with her face to heart, he had never had a real confrontation with her face to face. In front of the other party, at any rate, is the head of the family who has the right to speak.But after going out for a trip, why did it become like this when you came back?Holding the dead cloth bag, she thought that she was still secretly happy because her stepson made a scandal and angered her husband to run away from home. She couldn't help but feel that she was really naive at that time.

Shu Wanrong really didn't dare to imagine how the group of noble ladies and friends would feel when they knew about her current appearance, the action of throwing dirt became more and more melancholy.

In a flash from the corner of her eye, she suddenly saw someone approaching. When she looked up, she realized that it was the particularly handsome new apprentice brought home by her stepson.

Shu Wanrong was a little embarrassed by that pretty face: "What's wrong?"

Unexpectedly, the other party ignored her at all, and only stared at the black soil in the small cloth bag in her hand. The content in her sharp eyes was extremely complicated, and she reached out to twirl a handful of it away, and held it up to her eyes for careful observation.

When Shuo Zong smelled the smell just now, he felt familiar, but now he finally felt unbelievable when he saw the real thing. He carefully observed the loose soil between his fingers—it turned out to be really spiritual soil!

Heaven has collapsed!Countless treasures of heaven and earth, treasures and caves in Lingchuan were all annihilated at that moment. Since this is the case, why do spiritual soils still appear here? !

He looked at Wei Xi in surprise.

Wei Xi met his gaze, but just beckoned unconsciously: "Let's go, you don't need to intervene in the planting, Wan Rong, go play after finishing your duties!"

Shu Wanrong: "..."

***

Shu Wanrong was really furious. After she sprinkled the mud, she was so tired that it was as if she had done yoga for three hours. After finally finishing her work, she hurried to meet her sisters with her platinum bag on her shoulders.

The ladies usually go shopping in mahjong and go to the spa, and they have already gathered in the club at this time. Seeing her appear, they all laughed and scolded her for being late.After sitting down, Shu Wanrong smiled and said sorry, there was a delay at home.

Everyone didn't look into it carefully, and continued to flatter and compliment each other, praising one of the wives for her new hairstyle.The lady was praised for her hairstyle, but she didn't look happy. Instead, she sighed, stroked her hair and said, "Isn't it because my hair is getting less and less, as I get older, the hair loss is getting worse. It needs to be fluffier to appear denser, alas, time is not forgiving."

The women in the ladies' circle are indeed not young, and they were quite moved when they heard this, and immediately said: "Oh, you already look very young, and you don't look at me, I don't know if it's the menopause. The slack is getting worse, not to mention those expensive skin care products, the ultrasonic scalpel doesn’t work well.”

"Yes." The former lady touched the corners of her drooping mouth, worried, "I was recommended to get a water light injection before, and the pores have not become so small, and the skin is still dry. Not very docile. Sleep less and less, really old."

Due to recent troubles at home, Shu Wanrong couldn't quickly get into their topic for a while, she rubbed her fingers while listening absentmindedly, maybe it was an illusion, she always felt that the hand she used to apply soil was always greasy.

Unexpectedly, there was a cry of surprise, full of sighs, that lady suddenly approached, grabbed her rubbing hand, and shouted repeatedly: "Wanrong, what's the matter with your hand?"

Shu Wanrong came back to her senses after hearing the words: "What's wrong? What's wrong with my hand?"

Seeing my sister, Tao Hei, as if she had found a treasure, her gaze flickered: "Did you get a new hand mask recently? Or did you go to some kind of cosmetic surgery? Why did the skin on your hands suddenly become so thin?"

Shu Wanrong was stunned for a moment, followed the other party's gaze, and was also stunned immediately, only to see that her hand held by the other party was indeed delicate, white and tender, full of luster.

She gasped in her heart: "No, it's just ordinary hand cream."

The other ladies came over to take a look, and they were also amazed, and they didn't believe her explanation. At this moment, the first lady discovered something, and grabbed her other hand suspiciously: "Why is the left hand so dry? ?”

Look at it again, Shu Wanrong's left hand is indeed much darker than her right hand.

In fact, the left hand also looks like the hand of an ordinary woman who has been cared for and aged, but when compared with the extraordinarily moist right hand, it immediately looks like it has gone through the vicissitudes of the world.Seeing this, everyone was speechless: "What's the matter with you? What are you doing? Is there anyone who only cares for one hand?"

Shu Wanrong stared at her hand dumbfounded, trying desperately to recall what she had done, when a flash of her mind suddenly occurred - she remembered.

Wasn't that white and tender right hand used to spread the soil just now?And the plain left hand was only holding the cloth bag just now, because she disliked the black soil for being too dirty, she had been careful not to touch it directly.

Beauty care methods are more attractive to the ladies than how to prevent their husbands from cheating. Everyone immediately surrounded Shu Wanrong and asked what kind of magical medical beauty method is this, the ultrasonic knife?Protein thread or Botox?Shu Wanrong was in a state of desperation when asked about it, and she didn't know how to explain it, so she couldn't choose what to say for a while: "...Really not! Really not! How can I have time to do medical beauty recently? It must be because I dig those dirt at home... ..."

As soon as the words came out of her mouth, she immediately realized that she had accidentally slipped her mouth, so she hurriedly shut up, but how could she hide this from a group of wolf-like women? Everyone was stunned when they heard it: "Dig the soil? What are you digging? Are you at home?" Why are you still digging?"

Digging and doing farm work?

Shu Wanrong: "..."

what to do!She panicked for a while, and she couldn't hide the fact that she was directed by her stepson to work at home!I don't want to lose face!

But there is definitely no way to take back what she said, so facing a pair of eyes full of question marks, she can only desperately try to save face, and slowly make amends: "...Uh, I, actually... um... It’s just that the family plans to change a batch of greenery recently, so I arrange it myself...”

Ah... Arrange the greenery at home by yourself...

Although everyone still found it unbelievable, they reluctantly accepted the explanation, and asked the topic they cared about: "So what kind of soil did you dig? Is it volcanic mud?"

"..." Shu Wanrong fell into a long silence, "...it shouldn't be, I don't know what kind of soil it is, it was brought back by the eldest son of old Wei..."

When the words fell to the ground, the eyes around her were so hot that they almost burned her.

Shu Wanrong was fidgeting: "...wh...what's wrong?"

The curly-haired woman stood up with a flick of her bag: "Then what are you waiting for, hurry up and take us home to dig with you!"

Shu Wanrong: "..."

Shu Wanrong tried to struggle: "Didn't I say that I would like to go to the spa? I have chosen all the packages..."

As soon as the words fell, the sisters around had all turned their gazes to him: "What kind of spa are you doing at this time! Are you stupid!"

****

When the eldest son went out, Wei Tianyi was sullen and felt that he could relax for a while, so he went upstairs and started working.

Unexpectedly, the conference call was in progress, and he suddenly heard an annoying noise in the yard, as if someone had suddenly rushed five thousand wild ducks towards his house.

He stopped the conference call and shouted irritably, "Old Zhou! Old Zhou! What's going on at home? Why is it so noisy all of a sudden!"

Butler Zhou came up wiping his sweat after a while, with a hesitant expression on his face: "Sir... it's the wife who is back."

Wei Tianyi: "What does it have to do with the noise outside when she comes back!"

Butler Zhou: "...Madam, she even brought her friends home with her."

???

Wei Tianyi was puzzled: "So what? What are they doing? Are they having a party?"

Steward Zhou was silent for a moment, then looked out the window bitterly.

Wei Tianyi suppressed his anger, Xin Dao Zhou's steward was really getting worse and worse, what's wrong with that?Walking to the window to have a look, immediately: "........."

I saw outside the window, in my own yard, a group of bejeweled noble ladies were stepping barefoot in the messy mud that had been dug.They didn't seem to feel dirty at all, and they were still cheering and running around in the mud pile, holding shovels, picks, and other things in their hands, digging the ground diligently, and stopping from time to time to pinch and dig by themselves. The mud that came out looked like he wanted to bury his face in the pit.

"Wanrong!" One of the curly-haired ladies shouted loudly: "Aren't you coming together? I've already dug two pits! Come and see if I've dug so deep?"

Shu Wanrong, the hostess of the Wei family, just stood silently on the path in the yard amidst the cheerful calls of many friends, her dazed face filled with who I am, where I am, and what I am doing.

Wei Tianyi: "..."

Butler Zhou: "Sir..."

Wei Tianyi raised his hand: "...Don't talk to me, I'm about to lose my temper."

***

As Wei Xi walked, he suddenly raised his eyebrows and smiled.

Huang Jue, who was leading the way, couldn't help but wiped off his sweat, looked up and looked around, is this place funny?

At this moment, a passing neighbor caught his eye. He was about to say hello, but when the neighbor saw him clearly, his expression changed and he left in a hurry.

Ruan Shixing frowned: "What's wrong with your neighbor? Isn't it rude?"

Huang Jue said: "Who knows, people in this neighborhood are quite indifferent. When I first moved here, I greeted upstairs and downstairs. After they asked my house number, they all acted as if they didn't want to talk to me."

Ruan Shixing took a closer look and it turned out to be true. This is an old community, and there are quite a lot of old neighbors chatting outside, but none of the residents he met took the initiative to say hello to Huang Jue. Some old men who played chess in groups When the wife saw Huang Jue, they gathered together and pointed something in low voices.

Huang Jue seemed to be used to it: "Oh, don't worry about it, I guess I look down on me as a foreigner."

His family lived in No. [-] on the seventh floor of the third building. The dark elevator went up very slowly. When he opened the door, he said shyly, "The house is a bit small and the decoration is rough. Don't be surprised."

Houses in the capital are really scary, especially here is a good school district on the second ring road. Even if relatives sell at a reduced price, the average price is more than 100 square meters. The total price of a house of more than [-] square meters is very impressive.

As expected, the house was not decorated very carefully, and there are still some traces of the old residents. It is completely designed according to the structure of the wedding room. There are also large Chinese characters on the wall. The bright red color is very eye-catching in the slightly dim interior. up.

Huang Jue saw that everyone's eyes were attracted to him, so he tore off the happy letter in embarrassment, and shouted into the room: "Mom and Dad, why did you post this again? Miaomiao has already broken up with me." !"

A rich old couple came out of the room after hearing the words, looked at the things in his hand, and looked very wronged: "We didn't post it."

As soon as Huang Jue entered the house, he seemed a little anxious, and he didn't believe their explanation. He plucked his hair and said to Wei Xi, "I'm sorry, Master, that's how they are. I have torn this thing up many times, I don't know What do they want to do, and every time I don’t pay attention, they post it back again.”

When the words fell to the ground, Wei Xi had already taken the Double Happiness from his hands, and looked at the second apprentice silently.

Huang Jue: "Why...how?"

Shuo Zong said slowly: "They may not have posted it."

What the hell?Huang Jue didn't understand for a while, and then he heard his parents ask who these people were, so he explained briefly.

His parents seemed a little surprised after hearing this. The old lady tugged at his son's sleeve and asked, "What's the matter? Didn't you say that you were too stressed and had a nervous breakdown? Why do you still believe this? What's more, are these people a little nervous?" Too young? If you want to do it, you have to go to the temple and Taoist temple to find a master, be careful to be deceived."

Seeing his son who never burned incense and worshiped Buddha in the past, he stopped him nervously: "Mom, don't be rude to Master."

"..." Huang's mother and her husband exchanged an unbelievable look, becoming more and more sure that her son was cheated, but the young man who was talking turned his eyes to the two of them and asked, "Is this the word "囍" when you came?" Just stick it?"

The old lady: "Yes, we agreed to get married. When my father and I came, Huang Jue posted it himself."

Huang Jue was taken aback when he heard the words: "How is it possible? I blew it up with Miao Miao when you came here. Why did you post this? It's not because you and my dad are unwilling to post it every day."

Recently, because of Huang Jue's poor rest and bad temper, the family who couldn't communicate well finally talked about their misunderstandings, but for a while, the misunderstandings did not disappear easily, only death-like silence.

The parents of the Huang family swallowed, their expressions finally changed, they looked around the room, and asked their son in disbelief, "No, no, can't you?"

Huang Jue collapsed. Recently, he lost his temper with his parents every day because of the word "囍", but he never expected that he really misunderstood his parents. He was so frightened by this weird truth that his hairs stood on end in an instant: "It's not you, it's not Me, that, that, who on earth posted this stuff!"

Tuanjieyi had a happy face of a black-hearted doctor seeing a patient who would immediately make money: "Four nonsense, I must be a ghost."

The Huang family immediately huddled together: "Wow wow wow wow!"

Shuo Zong: "..."

Shuo Zong glanced at his nominal senior brother without saying a word, thinking that this person seemed to be able to pick locks, so he silently pulled Wei Xi a few steps away, don't follow suit.

Ruan Shixing was also ashamed: "No, why can't you find such obvious signs? Apart from not sleeping well, don't you usually feel any other problems?"

The old man and the old lady also remembered it now, and recalled: "Sometimes when I flush the toilet, I find the water is red, does this count?"

"..." Ruan Shixing, "It definitely counts!"

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...... It's great that eating vegetables with gusto isn't hemorrhoids—"

Ruan Shixing was silent for a while, thinking that the point didn't seem to be this: "Third brother, there must be something wrong with the house you bought."

But Huang's father had an unbelievable expression on his face: "How is it possible, this is bought from Huang Jue's uncle, and it is one-third lower than the market price!"

Ruan Shixing: "...Why did he give you millions of dollars off for nothing, haven't you ever thought about it?"

Father Huang replied weakly: "I thought it was because we have a good relationship..."

Wow.

Ruan Shixing sighed, and couldn't help but want to clap his hands—what you said is so reasonable, why can't I think of such six reasons!

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