Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Shuo Zong: "..."

Butler Zhou: "..."

The two looked at each other for a few seconds, Shuo Zong raised his eyebrows: "Did you see it?"

Butler Zhou stared at his hand hesitantly: "...you mean this necklace?"

Shuo Zong: "Yes, Wei Xi gave it to me."

Butler Zhou: "????"

so what?why are you telling me thisIt seems that it has nothing to do with me, right?

Steward Zhou was very confused and didn't know how to react. After a long silence, he could only say "oh" in embarrassment, and then left alone with the broom.

Biological instinct told him that continuing to stay might be dangerous, either physically or psychologically.

********

After Tuanjieyi entered the house, he hurriedly recruited people to make fresh braised pork for his Tianzun. Wei Dedao had no choice but to sigh. Although this 63rd generation disciple is a little slow-witted, at least he is true to his master. respect.

Can unity be disrespected?This is the offering god of the Taicang sect, gods, as a mortal who works in a superstitious unit, isn't it natural for him to worship the gods who protect his family?

On the contrary, he was even more surprised by Master's reaction. After Dao Tianzun appeared, Master didn't seem to show much excitement.

Wei Xi saw that Wei Dedao was stuck there after he finished the sentence of keeping distance, and waited for a while before he came back: "Is there anything else? If not, I'll go to sleep."

On the one hand, Wei Dedao struggled with himself, on the other hand, Shuo Zong looked at him mockingly, and Wei Xi squinted his eyes tiredly. After all, he couldn't continue the class: "Go to sleep."

As expected, Wei Xi walked away without looking back.

Wei Dedao stood on the spot, rolled up his sleeves, "stared" at the disciple's back, with a very complicated expression, and let out a small sigh.

Master Feng Bo Yu had nowhere to go for the time being, so he came to Wei's house. Hearing his sigh, he asked curiously: "What's wrong with you?" "

Wei De said: "I'm worried that my apprentice is too simple and kind, so that people will bully him."

Uncle Feng, whose face still hurts from the beating, said, "..."

Master Yu couldn't help complaining: "Your apprentice is not pure and kind at all, okay?"

Wei Dedao immediately retorted: "Nonsense! He hasn't killed anyone these days, isn't he pure and kind enough?"

Rain Master: "????"

No... not killing people means being pure and kind. Didn't I say that the moral standards of your sect are so low?

Wei Dedao shook his head: "Mr. Xing doesn't understand."

"I don't understand." Master Yu was very speechless to the bear parent, "I really don't know how you came to this understanding, I see that your apprentice doesn't treat you very well."

Tuanjieyi happened to pass by, and stopped immediately when he heard this. Indeed, he was also very surprised why his master had such a cold attitude towards Tianzun.

But I didn't expect Tianzun to disapprove when he heard Master Yu's words: "Mr. Xing's words are wrong, why is my apprentice treating me so badly?"

Rain Master: "???"

No, don't you have any comprehension about the indifferent look of your words and deeds?A normal master-apprentice guide, let's not talk about the red tape that the apprentice kneels down and bows his eyebrows to the master three times and nine times, no matter what, it won't be the way you get along with your apprentice, right?

Wei Dedao has his own set of standards: "Mr. Xing has come all the way, but have you seen my apprentice scold me?"

Rain Master: "????"

Wei De said: "You can see that my apprentice has murdered me?"

Rain Master: "..."

"Of course he never yelled at me before." Wei Dedao mentioned this, with a touch of emotion in his tone, "He just didn't kill me in the past, but now he doesn't even want to scold me. It can be seen My disciple is a sincere and kind-hearted person, that's why he is so special and tolerant to my master."

Master Feng Boyu: "........."

Master Yu gave Uncle Feng a hand: "Let's go."

There's nothing to talk about, this bear's parent has set the filter for his bear child so that the pores can't be found, what else can he say?

Unity righteousness: "..."

In an instant, Tuanyiyi's admiration for his master rose to the height of Mount Everest. It turned out that not only the disciples and employees of the entire Taicang sect, but even the gods had to live under the rule of the master.

Wei Dedao just smiled at their astonishment. What do these ordinary gods and humans know about Wei Xi?

He bent his eyes, touched Wei Xi's hand and put it in the shrine casually, and slowly stroked the master order who had never looked at him again.

Shuo Zong passed by him and went upstairs, and said calmly: "I don't know what to be proud of, has he ever given you anything?"

Wei Dedao's expression changed, and he said slowly: "...When I was on the mountain, my apprentice often hunted wild boars for me."

"He also said that I have eaten ghosts." Shuo Zong sneered, the purple gold chain on his neck was shining brightly against the lights, "What is such a vulgar thing as eating and drinking?"

Wei De said: "..."

Wei Dedao said slowly: "Lord Tianlu...I can't see..."

Shuo Zong was noncommittal: "Really?"

Wei De said: "..."

It was obvious who the winner of this confrontation was. Shuo Zong passed him and strode up the stairs, but before he stepped into the corridor, he bumped into Wei Xi who was sticking to the corner and looking down.

Shuo Zong: "...what are you doing?"

Wei Xi carefully kept his figure from being noticed by Wei Dedao, yawned and leaned into his apprentice's arms, and asked, "Is the braised pork that your senior brother told the kitchen to cook for your master ready?"

Shuo Zong put his arms around him: "..."

Wei Xi was already extremely sleepy, so he rubbed his face against his shoulder, sniffing his apprentice's scent, and spoke slowly: "Que Er, remember to remind your senior brother to go to the altar of Tianzunxiang Take out the head order and keep it close to your body."

The apprentice's arms were wrapped around his waist, and he tightened his voice, but he never answered.

Wei Xi thought he didn't hear, so he raised his head sleepily to look at his apprentice: "Queer?"

The breath from above suddenly approached, firmly blocking his lips that he wanted to repeat again, and the apprentice's powerful tongue rushed in with some inexplicable emotions, licked his mouth all over, and gnawed angrily after taking it back. He sipped his lower lip: "Don't speak."

Wei Xi: "?"

Downstairs, Tuanjieyi saw that Tianzun's face suddenly smiled, and while smiling, he shook his head and sighed with emotion: "This child."

*******

Bi Fang asked cautiously: "Old Xia, isn't it good for us to come here uninvited?"

"Don't call me Lao Xia. Now I'm in charge of the fertilizer breeding project and I've been promoted. You should call me Director Xia." Xia Shouren parked the car at the gate of the community, with curiosity written all over his face, "And if there's anything wrong, you have to Only by solving the mystery of Wei Dedao's body, his merits and virtues, and why he didn't die, I can't even eat if I don't figure it out. Oh, you call the old bastard Yet?"

Bi Fang moved the mobile phone that automatically ended dialing again from his ear, glanced at the prompt that no one answered on the screen, and did not dare to call with him. He only replied cautiously: "Last night in Lehe City suppressed Feng Bohe Mr. Yu didn't sleep all night, Mr. Shuo Zong probably has already rested now."

"Fart." Xia Shouren said, "I don't know him yet? He's a thousand-year-old monster, and he's not human. How could he need to rest."

After finishing speaking, he took Bi Fang straight into Wei's house, and grabbed Tuanjieyi: "Suo...where did your junior brother go?"

Tuanjieyi was also about to go to bed, so he yawned and said, "I went back to my room early to rest, why are you here at this time?"

Xia Shouren: "..."

Bi Fang: "Oh."

Xia Shouren: "Shut up."

Bi Fang: "I haven't said anything yet."

Xia Shouren: "That's why I told you to shut up early."

Bi Fang shrugged, and obediently did not complain. The two went straight to Shuo Zong's room door, and opened it before they had time to knock.

Shuo Zong was wearing a nightgown with a tight belt, revealing a pair of long and straight legs and a small half of his chest.He was wearing a pair of slippers, holding the door with one hand, his hair was a little messy, he looked like he just got up from the bed, he looked at the two people outside the door but he was sober and unkind, and his voice was low and cold: "Be quiet. "

Xia Shouren glanced behind him, and found that he couldn't see anything. The room was dark, the curtains were all drawn tightly, and not even a gleam of light could penetrate into the room. He couldn't help but say, "...Are you really sleeping?"

Shuo Zong ignored him: "Shut up, don't talk, don't make any noise, go downstairs and wait, I'll change my clothes and come down."

After all, he decisively closed the door.

However, the action was very decisive, and the force with which he closed the door was surprisingly light, without making any sound.

Xia Shouren: "...Damn it, it's fine if you don't let us in the room, what do you mean by not even letting us make a sound?"

Bi Fang guessed in a low voice: "Why do I think there should be someone in the room, afraid that we will wake up the people in the room?"

Xia Shouren: "The person sleeping in the house? Where?"

Bi Fang: "On the bed."

Xia Shouren: "...Are you kidding me? This old bastard is so territorial that he doesn't even let people enter his house easily. How could he let people stay in his bed and sleep?"

Bi Fang: "What if you're talking to someone? No matter how strong your territorial awareness is, it can't be as strong as that?"

When the words fell, Xia Shouren stared at him as if he had seen a ghost.

Bi Fang: "?"

Xia Shouren looked up to the sky and laughed loudly as he went downstairs: "Hahahaha! Hahahaha!! Are you sick! I haven't even had a date! How could an old bastard understand sex life!"

Bi Fang: "..."

Other people downstairs: "..."

Xia Shouren suddenly realized what he had said, stopped his voice suddenly, and his face flushed red in the next second.

Bi Fang: "...you never never..."

Xia Shouren interrupted him angrily: "Shut up! We have special identities, isn't this a normal thing!"

Bi Fang: "What's normal? Tsingniu does scientific research every day and knows to find a partner. He is chasing after the company's Chongming. I and others occasionally fall in love with ordinary people."

Xia Shouren: "...That's because you are irresponsible and have forgotten the responsibilities on your shoulders, unlike me, who dedicate myself wholeheartedly to the peace of this world."

Bi Fang: "Really? Is it really not because you don't have money?"

Xia Shouren: "..."

Bi Fang said again: "Besides Mr. Shuo Zong's condition, falling in love is a normal thing at all, okay?"

Xia Shouren: "Fart, since ancient times, have you heard that he has found a Taoist companion?"

Bi Fang thought about it carefully, and his eyes widened in surprise: "You mean...Mr. Shuo Zong has never been in love from before to now?"

Xia Shouren sneered: "It's not just that he's not in love. If you think about his body, I suspect that he doesn't have that kind of thing at all, or it's just like the world said, it's just that kind of indifference."

Bi Fang: "????"

Bi Fang realized that he seemed to have come into contact with some incredible privacy, and murmured incredulously: "...impossible?"

"How is that impossible?" Xia Shouren said angrily, "I think back when I first fell in love with Fenghuang, Fenghuang chased him every day, what about him? Busy fighting with Wei Xi. Didn't even give Fenghuang a look. Why? It's not the two reasons I guessed, what else could be the reason."

Bi Fang was startled.

Xia Shouren finally asserted: "In short, needless to say, let me tell you, although the way of heaven has collapsed for more than 100 years, there may have been a little change in his behavior, which caused me to be injured frequently a while ago. But in this essential big problem In fact, as a brother, I can't make a mistake. This old bastard doesn't understand love at all, if he can have such a thing, I, Xia Shouren, will give you a live performance and kiss Qingniu for three hours."

Bi Fang: "???"

Xia Shouren saw him in a daze, and sneered, Shuo Zong has a Taoist partner?How can it be.

When he came back to his senses, he saw that Wei Dedao had appeared in front of him, facing him with a complex expression against his brilliant meritorious golden light.

Xia Shouren: "?"

*******

It may be because Zai Lehe flew up inexplicably. After absorbing Yang Qi this time, Wei Xi lay in the arms of the second apprentice and fell asleep in a half dream. out.

Afterwards, the back was gently and slowly patted by the second apprentice, and the feeling gradually subsided, and he seemed to hear the second apprentice sighing in his ear: "You shouldn't be allowed to touch the God-killing whip."

Wei Xi heard the name Killing God Whip, and struggled to open his eyes, but in the end he failed, and fell asleep slowly after being slapped.

In the middle of the journey, the breath of the second apprentice seemed to be a little far away, he was a little restless in sleep, and his ears were warmly kissed.

Wei Xi had a dream, probably because of his fragmented memory, he often dreamed of many strange scenes.

But most of the time, in his dreams, he was fighting and eating. It was strange to say that he obviously didn’t remember anything, but when he was dreaming, he instinctively knew that he was stealing food, so he was always tense With emotions, waiting for the next moment to kill.

The state of him in the dream is very different from that in reality. There is no happiness at all when eating, and he is not picky about the taste. Sometimes he even gnaws on the bark and soil, but he is very hungry, and instinctively puts it in his mouth. It's just stuffed.

But this time the dream was even weirder. He actually dreamed of a group of blurry people yelling around him, and of course they would exchange a few words with each other sometimes.

There are so many words, it is no different from Wei Dedao.

Wei Xi couldn't see their faces clearly, nor could he hear their voices clearly. He only knew that this was probably a sign of a fight, and of course he wasn't afraid of a fight at all.

On the contrary, the group of people on the opposite side were afraid that they were terribly afraid, they surrounded him densely, and shouted a name with aspirations in their mouths——

what is it then?

Wei Xi suddenly opened his eyes.

He gasped a few times, and stretched out his hand to touch it. The second disciple was not on the bed, but the disciple's pillow was being held in his arms.

The room was dark, covering his slightly puzzled eyes.

***********

The memorial meeting downstairs is in full swing.

Regarding the past story, the two sides only briefly mentioned a few words. After all, Xia Shouren already knew most of the plot, and now he can understand it with a little edge from Wei Dedao's mouth.

Shuo Zong was not happy to hear about this past, and kept turning his eyes coldly.

Xia Shouren could only quietly sigh towards Bi Fang: "The Primordial Sealing Formation that has exhausted the power of the entire cultivation world, Sect Leader Wei really deserves to be No. 1 in the Mahayana period of the cultivation world, it is really amazing."

Bi Fang didn't know much about the world of practice, so he asked confusedly, "So what does this mean? I wasn't in the mortal world at the time, so is Wei Xi really scary?"

Xia Shouren hated him very much when he thought of his tail that was bitten off before, not to mention that Wei Xi had stripped his cave several times. At this moment, he wished to make Wei Xi's opponents all over the world into comrades-in-arms. Zhiwei Dedao is the main force of the Great Desolation Sealing Formation. In his eyes, the already golden image of the other party seems to be much more radiant: "That is quite hated, there is nothing likable about it, otherwise people will seal it. What is he doing? This can only be done with the determination to die, which shows how much the head of Wei has the world in mind."

Wei Dedao sighed: "It's not that exaggerated."

How could Wei Xi not be likable at all?Obviously a lot.

But Xia Shouren didn't know his original intention, and asked happily: "What's there to be modest about! Sect Leader Wei, let me ask you, do you regret setting up that sealing formation?"

Wei Dedao thought for a while, and finally shook his head: "I don't regret it."

If he didn't set up that formation, Wei Xi might have been struck to death by a thunderbolt just like Jai Ziqiongqi when the heavens collapsed. Where would he be the lively, smart and lovely No. 60 second-generation head of the Taicang sect?

"Look." Xia Shouren said to Bi Fang, "Headmaster Wei is really awesome, even if he set up the formation, he even gave up the formation after that to force himself to stay with such a hated object. I admire him." .I declare that the head of Wei is my brother from today on."

This is called the enemy of the enemy is a friend.

Bi Fang: "???"

Bi Fang carefully glanced at Wei Dedao's face: "But, Xia... Director, why do I feel that the head of Wei doesn't want to talk to you very much?"

"How is it possible!" Xia Shouren said, "I am a majestic ancient totem, great auspiciousness, most admired and liked by practitioners, and everyone loves me everywhere. Do you think you are like a big glutton like Wei Xi?"

However, when he turned his head, he found that Wei Dedao was sitting a little far away from him in silence, with a vague disgust on his expression.

Xia Shouren: "???"

While he was wondering, he suddenly saw his brother's expression change from the corner of his eye, and then he heard Wei Xi's slow voice coming from the stairs ahead——

"A big glutton like me?"

The expressions of all the people present changed, and Xia Shouren was so frightened that Mao Quan exploded: "I'll go! Wei Xi!"

Wei Xi ignored his shock, just stood there in his pajamas with hesitation on his face: "I was in a dream, and I heard someone call me that, a lot of people called me that."

No one answered his words, Wei Xi stared at Wei Dedao's eyes and gradually narrowed his eyes, sensing something was wrong: "Aren't I a lonely ghost?"

The door behind him opened with a click, and Tuanjieyi revealed his head in a half-dream and half-awake state: "Who is that yelling...Master? Why are you up?"

Wei Xi didn't wait for an answer, and simply turned his eyes slowly to his big apprentice. The chaotic memories in his mind were intertwined with this special name, and the pictures continued, making his aura dangerous: "Unity , let me ask you, what is Taotie?"

Tuanjieyi was stunned for a moment, rubbed his eyes, his mind was still a little confused, and he replied in a daze: "...Just, someone who can eat? Someone who can eat? Someone who knows how to eat?"

Immediately afterwards, thinking of his half-knowledge of this professional knowledge, he said again: "Master, wait a minute, I will go to Baidu to search Baidu Encyclopedia."

He just took out his mobile phone from his pajama pants pocket, when he suddenly heard the calm voice of his junior brother: "There's no need to check, I'll tell you."

Everyone present turned their attention to Shuo Zong instantly.

Xia Shouren had already begun to regret that he had been so eloquent that he could not hold back his words. At this moment, his forehead was covered with cold sweat, and his eyes crazily radiated the message "Don't you fucking want to live?"

Shuo Zong half sat on the armrest of the sofa, his expression was very calm in his eyes: "What do you think it is, just a kind of auspicious beast with a relatively long history."

Xia Shouren: "???"

Bi Fang: "???"

Wei Dedao came to his senses, met Shuo Zong's eyes, nodded immediately: "Not bad."

Wei Xi was stunned, and the dangerous aura on his body dissipated visibly: "Auspicious beasts with a long history?"

"Oh, isn't that right?" Tuanjieyi searched the name of the entry at this time, but said confusedly, "Junior brother, it says..."

The younger brother interrupted him incredulously: "When can Baidu's words be trusted? They are all fake introductions made up."

Tuanjieyi touched his head, thought for a moment and figured it out: "Indeed, last time I had a heel pain, I searched Baidu and told me that I was terminally ill and would have to amputate."

Wei Xi was dubious: "Really? Then why...all those people in my dream are surrounding me?"

Shuo Zong got up and walked towards him slowly, with a normal expression and a normal tone, asking as he walked, "What did they tell you?"

Wei Xi shook his head: "I can't hear you clearly."

"That may be offering sacrifices to you." Shuo Zong said, "As an auspicious sign, Taotie has many followers in the past and is a very respected deity."

Wei Xi stared into his apprentice's eyes and let out an ah, suddenly realizing that he might exist like this made him a little at a loss: "Is that so?"

Xia Shouren's heart was pounding, and he said to Bi Fang cautiously: "Damn it, this old bastard is so awesome, I almost believe it."

Bi Fang replied softly: "I think the relationship between Wei Xi and Mr. Shuo seems a bit unusual."

Xia Shouren patted his chest, feeling that the crisis that had just arrived was gradually receding, he breathed a sigh of relief: "That must be, they used to fight every day, so who... bit off my tail, new and old grudges added together , it’s strange to be ordinary.”

Bi Fang: "I didn't mean that."

Xia Shouren: "?"

I saw my friend walking to the stairs, looked at the top and said in a steady tone: "That's it. Come down."

Wei Xi seemed to believe it, and walked down slowly pulling on his slippers, and then——my friend stretched out his arms and hugged him very naturally.

Xia Shouren: "????"

The friend tilted his head to Weixi's ear, made a gesture that seemed to be a kiss, and then came a voice: "Why did you come out all of a sudden?"

The inexplicable tense emotions just passed, Wei Xi became lazy again, leaning on his apprentice's shoulder and being carried from the stairs to the ground, he yawned and said: "I had a dream, I woke up and found you If you're not in bed, I'll come out to find you."

Xia Shouren: "..."

The wind is roaring, the horse is screaming, the Yellow River is roaring, the Yellow River is roaring...

Bi Fang: "Wow."

Xia Shouren: "..."

Bi Fang: "What's wrong with this?"

Xia Shouren: "..."

Bi Fang: "After all, a hot kiss is a matter between two people. I have to tell Qingniu in advance, right?"

Xia Shouren: "..."

The author has something to say: Qingniu who is studying at the desk of Ningtian Research Institute: "????"

Wei Xi [suddenly realized]: "So I'm an auspicious beast."