Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Master Feng Boyu obviously has very lofty ambitions for his future career planning.

Wei De said: "???"

Xia Shouren couldn't bear to see them go astray, so he persuaded them: "You two Xingjun, you said that you have the ability to move clouds and rain, so why bother?"

Anyway, it is also a star in the heaven, no matter how bad it is, it will not be reduced to cure athlete's foot.

As a result, Feng Bo not only refused to listen, but also sprayed him with a very dissatisfied tone: "Why do we have to be willing to only spread rain for the rest of our lives when we know how to move clouds and spread rain? Could it be that we two are dignified stars in the heavenly court, god bones hand-picked by the heavens, are we still here?" Isn’t this false god qualified to treat feet? Are you suspecting that we can’t cure him well enough?”

Xia Shouren, who was suddenly labeled: "???"

Xia Shouren turned his head silently: "... I didn't mean that... Forget it, I don't care, you can do whatever job you like."

Master Feng Boyu saw that he had scolded away the stumbling block in front of his spiritual path, and looked straight at Wei Dedao again.

Wei Dedao hunched over, with the posture of a down and out old scholar, a little hesitation flashed in his dull eyes: "... If the stars insist, of course it's not a bad idea."

Master Feng Boyu was overjoyed when he heard that he would be responsible for curing beriberi of the believers in the future. The two dignified people went to the stars in the heaven, as happy as poor mortals who found money.

Looking at this speechless scene, Xia Shouren couldn't help complaining weakly to his friend: "...I think I probably know why they were so easily seduced by the annoyance demon."

Shuo Zong: "..."

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Lehe City in the early morning fell into the busyness of the bustling city again.

The air is humid, the morning rush hour, countless traffic flows into the congested road, and the sound of the good morning news host on the car radio echoes in the space with the closed windows.

There are people coming and going at the subway entrance and bus station, and a large number of young people flock to the business district in the city center from all corners of the city.

At the exit of the subway, a few white-collar workers wrapped in winter clothes were chatting with each other while taking out their umbrellas——

"Hey, did you read the morning news today? There's a news that's so funny."

"Which news? Was it the one where the cult member was caught by the police?"

"Hahaha, what was captured? This person turned himself in. It is said that 110 suddenly received a call from him last night, claiming to be the initiator of a cult crime sacrificial activity, and asked the police to arrest him. The operator of the police center was arrested. He was very confused and asked a few more questions, but the man actually scolded the operator and then hung up the phone and ran to the nearest police station, which shocked the police on duty in the middle of the night."

As the white-collar worker said, he took out his mobile phone and clicked on the video for his colleagues to watch. In the video, the host of the morning news was full of surprise when he broadcast the news.Immediately afterwards, the camera turned to the chaotic scene of the local police station. In the noisy voice, the hook-nosed man said, "You guys are so inefficient! Ask around, the capital is so laborious, anyway, it's not far away, I Just ran here by yourself! You are affecting my epiphany!" The voice of the lesson was very clear.

A group of people laughed loudly: "This is the first time in my life that I heard that someone turned himself in and he was so anxious, and suddenly realized that he was directed by the god he enshrined to turn himself in?"

"Then their fairy really has a sense of the rule of law, hahaha, no wonder people who believe in cults are not normal in their minds."

Just as he was talking, the host began to broadcast the next piece of news, which mentioned the dozens of dilapidated houses registered in Lehe City by the city's municipal planning action.

One of the white-collar workers pointed at the reporter and showed a surprised expression: "Oh, isn't this an old house next to my parents' house that has been vacant for decades and no one has visited it? I used to go there with my good friends when I was young. Well, but the door of that house has been locked all the time, I have never been in, I only know that the exterior is very beautiful. What is this house for? Is it going to be demolished? "

His friend said: "How is it possible? Didn't you hear what the reporter said? This house has a history of hundreds of years, and every brick and tile is a cultural relic worth studying. The city is too late to allocate funds for maintenance and research. How could it be willing to demolish it?"

The host on the mobile phone really mentioned that the municipal staff had searched out a lot of special information from these dusty mansions. She used these information and the textual research of many experts in recent years to turn the topic to interesting things in Lehe City. humanity history.

The white-collar workers who stepped on the elevator listened with gusto, and showed surprise from time to time——

"It turns out that those houses were used as temples before, Uncle Feng? Rain Master? What kind of fairy is this?"

Another colleague suddenly realized: "It turned out to be them! When I was studying and writing a thesis, I looked through the materials and saw these two names. They are the first batch of gods that we enshrined in Lehe."

"Is there still this?"

"Yes, it is said that our Lehe used to belong to an arid area. Thousands of years ago, the ancestors in ancient times began to worship these two gods in order to obtain rain. Although these two gods are not well-known, they can be found in the history of Lehe It has a very long history, and their totems can be found in many tombs unearthed in the local area. The article was written by an expert who specializes in history in the research institute under Ning Tian. There are many supporting evidences. It should not be fake. You can find them if you have the opportunity. come and see."

"In this way, isn't it a very powerful god? He has blessed our Lehe with good weather for thousands of years? But in modern times, it has been so completely forgotten by people. I guess it is because Lehe has no shortage of rain?"

"It doesn't matter if there is no shortage of rain." A young man in a brown coat said this, and jokingly folded his hands together and bowed towards the direction of the subway entrance, muttering, "Fengbo Yushi, I beg you to bless me." Hurry up and stop the rain in Lehe, it will continue for more than half a month, if it doesn't stop, I really almost have no dry socks to wear."

The colleagues around her laughed loudly when they heard the words, and also bowed together.

A few people stepped out of the elevator after worshiping, shook open the umbrella, and just wanted to hold it up like a few days ago, but their expressions suddenly paused——

"I go?"

Other commuters outside the subway entrance also noticed something, and they all removed their umbrellas from their heads in disbelief: "The rain stopped?!"

There are still traces of wetness on the ground, and the dark clouds above the head that have been gloomy for half a month have quietly dispersed a little, and the long-lost early morning sun shines in from the gaps in the clouds, making people very depressed by the continuous rain My mood immediately soared a lot.

The office workers swept away their frowning faces, and some even exaggeratedly cheered a few times, and even the pace of going to work became brisk.

Those little white-collar workers who had made a wish before were stunned at the entrance of the subway and looked at each other. Is it a coincidence?This is too smart, right?

There was a moment of silence before someone among them spoke——

"Do you think... things will be the way I think?"

"Didn't you say that those old temples will be open for viewing after they are repaired? Let's pay homage to these two gods when you have time."

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Not far away, Feng Boyu received the gaze from Wei Xi and Tuanjie Yidi, and lightly withdrew the hand that was raised to the sky just now.

The expressions of these two gods, who had just yelled at the believers for their ungratefulness not long ago, were somewhat uncomfortable, and Uncle Feng even gave Wei Xi an annoyed look: "What are you looking at! What's so interesting!"

Wei Xi stared at him, raised his eyebrows slowly, and raised his hand to caress the God-killing whip wrapped around his waist that was not taken away by the second apprentice: "If you take private work and don't report it, the boss hasn't even accused you. Talk to the boss in this tone?"

Uncle Feng: "..."

private work...

That doesn't seem too wrong.

Only then did he realize that his current leader is not the Emperor of Heaven, nor is he getting an iron job in the Heavenly Court.

Feng Bo fell into the first wave of confusion about the differences in the working environment after employees of state-owned enterprises joined private companies. In the stories circulated in the world, the heavens are always described as a social background similar to feudal imperial power, and the emperor of heaven is the emperor who controls the imperial power, but it is not the case.The true one and only existence in the God Realm should be the Dao of Heaven. Except for the Dao of Heaven, the other gods, no matter how big or small, all rely on the beliefs of the believers and the Dao of Heaven to appoint them as gods.Therefore, although the Emperor of Heaven is the leader with the highest status in the Heavenly Court, due to the special nature of the unit, the attitude of the gods under the opponent is usually polite. If you want to do something, you have to discuss it in a meeting and vote.

It's not like the owner of a private company like Wei Xi, who puts on the posture of "do you want to do it anymore" when there is a disagreement.

Uncle Feng felt quite humiliated, and the self-esteem of the gods in his heart was ready to move, and he really wanted to fight with Wei Xi again.

Suddenly there was an old coughing sound from the side: "Mr. Xing...my disciple..."

Feng Bo died down immediately: "...shut up."

You want to say that your apprentice is still young and ignorant, right?

Feng Bo glanced at Wei Dedao, the golden light of Wei Dedao's merit was bathed in the morning sun, although it was only a phantom, it was so dazzling that it made one's heart palpitate.

The old man opened his out-of-focus eyes as if his muscles were weak, and his body movements and expressions were full of "I'm weak, I'm blind, I can't see and I can't do anything".

But Uncle Feng has no doubts, as long as he rushes towards Wei Xi, this old guy will [-]% deftly stand in front of him the moment he strikes, and then use his merits to frame him to be struck by lightning.

Now that he knew this was the result, what else could he do?Uncle Feng is not a fool, he can only turn around and leave with a cold snort.

Wei Xi withdrew his hand from stroking the whip, and glanced at Wei Dedao, who smiled knowingly.

Wei Xi snorted, seeing that Wei Dedao was as vain as before, he finally didn't feel so angry.

Behind, after Uncle Feng approached, he heard Master Yu staring wistfully at the crowd in front of him: "I have stayed in the heaven for a long time, and before I know it, the world has become like this, it is really prosperous and prosperous, and the world is peaceful. This is the first time in thousands of years, Fei Lian?"

Fei Lian is Feng Bo's real name.Uncle Feng didn't speak, his brows were tense, but somehow he recalled thousands of years ago in his mind.At that time, the land was barren, and human beings could be called one of the weakest creatures.They had just become gods at that time, running around in the prosperous incense every day, enjoying infinite scenery, and raining rain for the believers with great admiration.But even so, people are still suffering for various reasons.Food shortages, wild beast attacks, disasters and plagues, human lives are as insignificant, and if one is not careful, heaps of them will die.

The North Arakawa land is too barren and not suitable for survival at all. With the power of him and Master Yu, it is completely impossible to feed all the believers.

So the days passed, and I don't know when, Feng Bo didn't like to go down to earth, and it seemed that he could not see those things by staying in the heaven every day.

The memory suddenly blurred for a moment, and turned into a real image in front of him. A large group of similar residents poured out from the subway entrance in front of him.

Most of the residents in this group are old and young. The children are tightly wrapped up in the winter, and the faces exposed under the hats are white and clean.The old people in their twilight years are all holding the hands of their children and walking like flying, energetic, some of them are carrying big schoolbags on their backs.

When passing by Master Fengbo Shui, an old man took out the plastic bag he put in his schoolbag and handed it to the child: "Hurry up and eat breakfast, sleep late and get up so late, and you won't be allowed to eat after entering school. "

The child was holding the big bag with a bitter expression: "Grandma, there are too many, I can't finish it."

"No!" The old man said, "You are still young, when you grow up, you should eat more. Give me the milk!"

The child clumsily sipped milk while walking, and the aroma of meat buns drifted all the way along the cold wind. The rain master looked at the backs of the grandparents and grandchildren and smiled: "I suddenly feel that this era that does not believe in us is not very good. It’s bad, at least in our time, the believers in Kitarakawa couldn’t live like this. We became gods in the first place, isn’t it just to protect them?”

Feng Bo turned his gaze away and hummed softly.

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Everyone stayed up all night and was very tired. After returning to the capital, Mr. Gu hurried back to his unit to report on his duties, while Wei Xi led the disciples of the sect to take a rest before going to Wuhua to pray for rain.

On the way back, Wei Xi was very tired, and with the air conditioner in the car being warm, he just stuck to the second apprentice's body like before.

The second apprentice was warm and warm, and he didn't reject him, and even stretched out his hand to comb his hair.

Wei Dedao, who was struggling to get into the jade pendant, hesitated to speak, and felt Shuo Zong's cold gaze on his face when he opened his mouth a few times. After a moment of silence, he could only turn to Tuanjieyi to the side.

Wei De said: "Get married, turn your head away."

Tuanjieyi tilted his head, and went straight to his dear master and second junior brother.

Wei De said: "Do you have anything to say?"

Unity: "Of course!"

Wei De's Taoism is very good, he really deserves to be the eldest disciple of Zhong Lingyuxiu, No. 60, the third generation of my Taicang sect, just waiting for you to stop your master and junior: "If you have something to say, it's okay to say it."

Tuanjieyi immediately looked longingly, panted heavily, patted his chest, and asked excitedly: "What I want to say is, Shizu, Tianzun, do you want to rest on my body too!"

Wei De said: "..."

Wei Dedao suddenly realized that this disciple didn't seem to be so graceful.

The unity meaning that did not get a response was: "???"

Tuanjieyi realized that he had been rejected in the silence of his master, and couldn't help turning his head to look at his master and younger brother again, feeling a little uneasy.

It's not strange at all, isn't the master and the younger brother always like this?He was just a little envious, and said to himself that my chest is also very broad, perhaps even wider than that of my junior brother, why don't you lean on it, Master!

Wei Dedao was a little tired, taking advantage of Shuo Zong's departure after entering the house, he smiled and leaned over to his apprentice again: "Xi'er, you seem to have a good relationship with your second apprentice?"

Wei Xi: "Of course."

He answered so naturally that Wei Dedao didn't know where to start with education. He has seen too many things in the order of the head of the Taicang sect these days, and he regrets every moment that he didn't treat him right when he was on the mountain. Apprentices carry out correct education.Now that he finally appeared in front of his apprentice, he really wanted to make up for Wei Xi all the homework he had missed in those years.

Wei Dedao said slowly: "But Xi'er, you know, there should be some etiquette between a normal master and apprentice."

Wei Xi: "Oh? What etiquette?"

Wei Dedao thought about it, and when he thought about the way his apprentice and his "disciple" get along, he didn't know where to start: "First of all...keep a certain distance."

Wei Xi thought for a while, nodded and said, "I see."

Immediately afterwards, under the watchful eyes of Wei Dedao, he took off the head order from his neck, and placed it next to Dedao Tianzun in the living room.

Wei De said: "... What are you doing?"

Wei Xi said: "Didn't you say so? Keep your distance. I didn't know you were inside before, so I wore this order next to my body."

Shuo Zong looked at Wei Dedao who was frozen over there and snorted.

The way he leaned against the wall and stretched lazily was very pleasing to the eye, butler Zhou who was passing by couldn't help but look back at him.

Shuo Zong looked at him.

Steward Zhou seemed to feel that his youngest, the taciturn second apprentice, wanted to express something to him at this moment, so he stood up straight and waited.

The next second, the other party didn't say anything, but raised his hand and touched the particularly eye-catching purple gold chain around his neck without saying a word, as if he wanted him to see it.

Butler Zhou: "?????"

What do you mean by this?