Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

For a moment, Feng Boshui thought that he had heard wrong, his eyes widened, and he looked at the stranger in front of him like a ghost: "???"

Xia Shouren below was also shocked by the bright light in front of his eyes: "!!! How could there be such a great merit?!"

Tuanjieyi was quite confused when he heard it below: "What are you talking about? Who is this person? What is the merit?"

Xia Shouren beside him was startled by the question.

There are many sayings about merit and virtue, but the essence of the way of heaven has not changed throughout the ages.

In a broad sense, merit is the accumulation of virtue by doing good deeds that is most respected by the Taoist and Buddhist religions that are active in China today.The way of heaven covers the world. In order to maintain the order of the world, from the day when wisdom is born, we hope that the psychic wise will have good thoughts towards the world.Merit is the merit of welfare, and virtue is the virtue of promoting good deeds.Throughout the ages, no matter the status is high or low, it is better to be like this.

Do Taoist temples and Buddhist halls count as saving the souls of the dead?Of course it does.

Ordinary people help grandma cross the road, and draw swords to help when the road is uneven.

But there is also a difference between merit and virtue. In ancient times, there was a small story related to this. It was said that there was a mortal who was merciful and eager to ascend. Family wealth, running around to help others all day long, but has never been sanctified.When he was dying, Ming Chai came to pick up his soul. He asked Ming Chai if he could be in the immortal class, but Ming Chai told him that his merits were not enough, at most it was enough to live comfortably and happily in the next life.It is the king of his country who has accumulated enough merit to be enlightened and become holy.

The merciful man was very unwilling, and argued with Mingcha, saying that the king of his country was cruel and harsh, and he did not do any good deeds in his life.Not only for his own enjoyment, he convened a draft of beauties from all over the world. Fortunately, he was so successful that he forced all the laborers from all over the world to build a city wall and dig a river for him, which caused the people in the territory to be disturbed and their lives were difficult.Why can such a wicked person be sanctified, but a good person like myself who has saved countless people cannot.

That Mingchai smiled and told him: "You have indeed helped many people, and this king is indeed not as kind as you, but do you know that the city wall he built for this harsh king was 20 years after his death?" He will save the lives of 12 people from the hands of the enemy in the war that broke out in the next year. The river channel he dug will also become a place where millions of people will not starve to death under several droughts in the future. Shuiyuan. He left so many lives, but you only saved a few thousand people in your life. Compared with his merit, which one is greater?"

This story has been passed down to this day, and even Xia Shouren is not sure whether it is true or not, but the rules of heaven in the story are good.

The Dao of Heaven has no emotion, and it does not understand emotion. It is only the constraint of heaven and earth to control the world, and the criterion for judging and giving merit is never the individual recipient. It only looks at the consequences of a creature doing something itself.

For example, some people who are engaged in scientific research in the mortal world today have made remarkable achievements, either researching food, solving the hunger and cold problems of hundreds of millions of people, or researching medicines, saving tens of millions of dying lives.Such an existence, even if it doesn't know anything about cultivation and deeply believes in science, has a lot of golden light of merit and virtue in its body, even more than most practitioners who devote themselves to cultivation and enlightenment.

This is the main reason why Ningtian Group's gods and beasts who have looked down on the world since ancient times have worked hard to solve natural disasters for the country in the 21st century. It is miserable enough without believers, if even the merits are lost, what kind of gods are the gods?

In spite of their thousand-year-old age, many mythical beasts actively plunged into the ocean of knowledge of modern civilization with their old faces. They spend all day learning all kinds of obscure things that are as big as beasts under the command of a group of human professors who are not as old as themselves. Data, and contributed to the countless scientific research projects that Ning Tian has shocked all walks of life.Aerospace, pharmaceuticals, network technology, etc., what are they trying to figure out?

Isn't it because metaphysics cannot save modern people?

Xia Shouren, who is an ancient beast, is knowledgeable about the past and the present, and possesses a pair of discerning eyes, so he can naturally see Wei Dedao's merits and virtues so thick that people dare not look at him closely.He has survived even longer than Feng Bo Yushi, but he has never seen such a shocking golden light of merit.How is this still a person, it is clearly a mobile merit box.

As for Xia Shouren himself, he is actually no stranger to the golden light of merit. He was keen to participate in activities to bless fans when his followers were everywhere in the Middle Ages.Even though most of today's Dao has collapsed, golden light of merit is actually not uncommon. In the last two months, when Qing Niu of Ningtian Pharmaceutical R&D Center researched anti-tuberculosis drugs for many years and won an award, he received a merit once. Because of this latest The anti-tuberculosis drugs are very effective, and the number of merits added to the body was especially large at that time, so much that other gods and beasts in the company were envious.

But the merits that Qingniu gained at that time were nothing compared to the one in front of him.

With so many merits and virtues, it is unbelievable. What did he do?This fucking has to be the treatment that can only be obtained by winning seven or eight hundred Nobel Prizes, right?

After listening to his previous explanation at this time, Tuanjieyi seems to understand the word merit, but he also understands that merit is probably a very powerful and rare thing, so although he can't see it, he still nodded and admired: "That's it, no Thinking of curing beriberi and constipation is so meaningful.”

Xia Shouren: "..."

athlete's foot constipation...

When Tuanjieyi mentioned these two diseases, he suddenly thought of something, his mind flickered, and he stared at the sky: "Fellows? Beriberi? Constipation?! Master! Master! Is this the Taoist Heavenly Venerable in our sect!"

Wei Xi was held in Shuo Zong's arms, his feet were dangling in the air, and his mind went blank.He stared blankly at the old man he hadn't seen for a long time standing in front of him, and shouted, "Wei Dedao?"

The arms stuck around the waist seemed to tighten a little.

The figure in front of him paused for a moment before turning around, with a smiling expression and a bit of misgiving, his out-of-focus eyes seemed to sweep towards his back, then he shook his beard and said slowly: "Apprentice... ..."

Wei Xi's complexion changed a few times, subconsciously wanting to say who is your apprentice like before, but finally said: "...Aren't you dead?"

Wei Dedao clicked his tongue: "You child, I'm lying to you. Your master has practiced for more than 500 years, how can he die so easily, let alone you miss me so much and ask people to worship me, even if I really die , I have to fight this old life to come back."

Wei Xi pursed his lips tightly, staring at him silently.

Wei Dedao immediately laughed: "I know what you want to ask, I haven't gone anywhere these days, and I'm always by your side to accompany you."

Wei Xi said coldly, "Who cares about this?"

Wei Dedao didn't take his bad attitude towards him seriously at all, and said to himself: "I have seen all the things you have done since you came out of the mountain, hand over the No. 60 second-generation head of my Taicang sect It was a good decision for you."

"I haven't eaten a single ghost since I came out of the mountain, have I? And let go of the protected animals."

"The Zongmen's performance is good, and there are more than 1000 employees here? Better than your master and me back then."

"We have also engaged in a public-private partnership. If you replace your other senior brothers and sisters, they will not be able to do better than you."

Amidst his rambling voice, Wei Xi's cold gaze finally turned away, but he still looked unhappy.

Wei Dedao, however, knew that this had already been coaxed. Wei Xi was so angry when he was so quiet, he was really upset just now when he took the five-element umbrella to blow Uncle Feng.

He exchanged glances with the second apprentice behind Wei Xi. Although he couldn't see them, they both tacitly conveyed the same message at this moment.It's better not to let Wei Xi know about some things for the time being.

Master Feng Boyu behind him couldn't bear it anymore, how about a good fight?Suddenly turned into a praise conference?What on earth is this bear parent trying to do by praising his child in front of them?

Feng Bo's face still hurt from being drawn by the Five Elements Umbrella, now that he was ignored like this, he became even angrier. He stared at the opponents in front of him and said, "Will we fight or not!"

Shuo Zong clenched the God-killing whip tightly in his hand, and the blood left by Master Feng Boyu slid down mixed with the rain when the tail of the whip was whipped. He put one arm around Wei Xi, and his voice was still cold: "I lost all the magic tools, you Do you still want to resist?"

Uncle Feng's robe was blown up by the strong wind. Although he lost his fan, he still sneered confidently: "Stubbornly resisting? Tianlu God, you are too confident. Let's see what it is."

Shuo Zong didn't move at all.

The lightning bolt in the sky pierced the night sky once again, and since they fought just now, the lightning has followed the dark clouds and approached their position one by one. , aren't you afraid?!"

Shuo Zong raised his eyebrows: "Why are you afraid?"

Feng Bo: "???"

Shuo Zong: "Are you out of your mind? Let alone just now, how can God's punishment hit me now?"

Uncle Feng's laughter suddenly paused in his voice, and then he remembered something, and his eyes fell on Wei Dedao who was standing in front of him.

Feng Bo: "..."

Indeed, with such a great golden light of merit, it is impossible for Heaven to protect it in time, so it is impossible to split it.

Feng Bo gritted his teeth and said to Wei: "Are you going to protect him?"

Wei Dedao was stunned for a moment: "Ah? How is it possible."

Uncle Feng knew that he didn't care about it, so he calmed down, and immediately cooperated with Master Yu to attack Shuo Zong. As a result, before Shuo Zong could fight back, Wei Xi was the first to get angry, and vented all his anger on the two of them, and grabbed the apprentice's hand. The God-killing Whip on his head was lashing towards them with a fierce look in his eyes: "I want to die!"

Uncle Feng was hit on the face again, his nose was almost crooked, he covered the wound and his eyes were almost bleeding, he exchanged a look with Master Yu, and went back to Weixi.

As a result, before Master Yu's magic weapon approached Wei Xi, a golden light flashed in front of his eyes, and Wei Dedao stood in front of him again: "Xing Jun, please calm down."

Master Feng Boyu: "..."

The two of them were afraid that they would be struck by lightning if they hit him, so they hurriedly withdrew their mana and almost died of anger: "Didn't you say you don't care!!!!"

Wei Dedao was full of worry: "Of course it's none of my business for Xingjun to beat Tianlu God, but what if he beats my apprentice."

Master Feng Boyu: "..."

Wei De said: "My apprentice is young, naughty and ignorant, I didn't mean to offend, there are a lot of Xingjun adults, don't care about him like him."

Master Feng Boyu: "..."

The disciple behind him looked at the two of them coldly, holding the God-killing whip, his eyes were full of murderous intent, almost condensed into shape.

Uncle Feng: "...You said it was not intended to offend?"

Wei Dedao had a smile of "I really can't do anything with this child" on his face: "Usually he is too pampered, he is indeed a little naive, and he does things more willfully."

Master Feng Boyu: "........."

Oh, so in the eyes of this bear parent, is his apprentice's act of killing God just "innocent" and "willful"?I can see you are blind.

Wei Dedao speaks outrightly and confidently, he is standing in front of him with a golden light of merit and virtue, which made Feng Bo and the sailor unable to do anything. Let's stop fighting, shall we?"

Fighting with the God-killing Whip is a life-and-death struggle, no matter it can be said to be a fight for dignity, if the golden light of merit is hit and Tianlei kills it, it will really lose all the face of thousands of years.

*******

The wind and rain gradually subsided, and he was hugged by his apprentice and fell back to the ground. Wei Xi was still stunned and didn't realize it: "Should we stop fighting?"

The apprentice raised his hand and touched the top of his head: "Well, stop beating."

Holding the God-killing Whip in his hand, Wei Xi glanced vaguely around Uncle Feng and Master Yu. The two of them hadn't figured out what happened to their apprentice's head with a fan just now.

Master Feng Boshui's face turned serious, and Wei Dedao who was beside him spoke softly: "Mr. Xing, my apprentice is still young..."

Master Feng Boshui: "...shut up."

The victim was helpless and furious, but Xia Shouren finally recognized the meritorious object in front of him. He looked at him and then at Wei Xi, with a very surprised expression on his face: "Huh? How could it be..."

Hearing his voice, Wei Dedao's expression changed, and he subconsciously turned his head to Wei Xi's position for a second, but he could only feel the cold gaze from Shuo Zong behind Wei Xi, as if he didn't want to help stop Xia Shouren The meaning of speaking.

Master Feng Boshui was very unhappy with Wei Dedao's existence, and couldn't help frowning: "Do you know him? Who is he?"

Although Xia Shouren does not have a god position in the upper heaven like Shuo Zong, but as an ancient divine beast, he has had a lot of contacts with the practice world in the past, and he knows the world's major events, so even though he has never dealt with him before, he is no stranger to Wei Dedao, the No. 1 in the practice world. [-] was also very impressed, not only was he deeply impressed, he also knew many famous legends left by the other party in the practice world.However, Feng Boshui master has a special status. In the past, he held his own status and could not easily go down to the mortal world, so he knew much less about the world of practice than him.

So when he heard Master Feng Bo's question, Xia Shouren subconsciously wanted to answer, but when he spoke, he suddenly received his friend's eyes.

Xia Shouren paused, then changed his tone: "No, I don't know him."

Master Feng Boshui stared at him and frowned.

Unity Yi on the side looked at Wei Dedao's appearance, but he had confirmed his inner guess. Now that he has seen Master Fengboyu, he is full of acceptance for the existence of gods, so he immediately accepted his head and bowed: "Master Tianzun! "

Then he shouted in the direction of his younger brother: "Junior brother! Master Tianzun has appeared! What are you still doing!"

The younger brother looked at him coldly, not intending to come over to worship him at all, but Lord Tianzun had a very good temper, and even reached out and touched his head. Although he was blind, his eyes were full of smiles: "You don't have to do that!" Da Li, get up, you are Xi'er's eldest disciple? You have good bones, just call me Shizu."

As the number one fan of the Taicang Sect, Tuanjieyi blushed with excitement when he saw the enshrinement of his own sect: "Master!"

Standing up again, he said to Master Feng Boshui: "Sigh, as a god, he doesn't even recognize the famous Dao Tianzun of our sect. It seems that the past is really not very good."

He knows relatively little about the gods of the stars. Since he came into contact with metaphysics, the one he is most familiar with is his own Tianzun. The rest are the Patriarchs of the Sanqing that he saw from fellow Taoists like Kuang Zhiming and the like.Master Feng Boshui has few believers in modern times, and there are very few Taoist temples to enshrine, so that he has never heard of the names of these two gods before, and he has left a deep-rooted equation in his heart - his own god is better than this god. There are so many gods out of nowhere.

Everyone at the scene: "..."

Wei Dedao felt a little embarrassed: "I dare not speak to Xingxiu like that."

Tuanjieyi: "It's okay, Tianzun, I'm not wrong, both of them have been laid off, how high can their status in the unit be?"

Master Feng Bo: "..."

Xia Shouren couldn't help but speak up: "The layoff... Actually, it's not their problem, the main thing is that the entire Heavenly Court..."

Tuanjieyi waved his hand: "I understand, I understand. The unit's performance was not good and it was disbanded. As a result, they lost their jobs and started a business to start a cult. Tell me, what kind of decent spirit can a cult be? It used to be a civil servant, but now the government I can't even tolerate them, it's really getting worse."

Master Feng Bo: "..."

To be honest, after waking up for such a long time, neither of them regretted it when they became demons. At this moment, the two gods suddenly realized in their hearts what it means to make a mistake and end up with eternal hatred.

Tuanjieyi looked at the two of them for a while, and seriously suggested: "I don't think your mentality is good, it's too radical, and it may be because you have been on vacation for too long, and you don't understand the social knowledge outside, even the high-voltage wires of the law. Dare to touch it, how can it not be a bad mess? The two of you are simply not suitable for working alone, why not come to our Taicang sect to work, Master, don’t you think so?”

Everyone present: "????"

Wei Xi looked at Uncle Feng and Master Yu and snorted coldly. Because the other party had fought with his apprentice just now, he had a look of disgust in his eyes: "What's the use of recruiting such employees? It's better to kill them all."

Master Feng Bo: "..."

Wei De said: "You two Xingjun, my apprentice is still young..."

Master Feng Bo: "..."

Tuanjieyi cheered: "Master, although these two gods are pheasant gods, they are not as good as our heavenly gods, but after all, it will rain, so they are still a bit powerful?"

The disgust in Wei Xi's eyes gradually faded away, and he turned to look thoughtfully at the pair of opponents in front of him.

Uncle Feng was highly praised by him, but he was not happy at all: "Nonsense, we are gods hand-picked by the Heavenly Dao, and we are well-known in the constellations. This so-called Heavenly Venerable in your sect who has no god bones is the real... Wild, wild...false god!"

He insisted on his own identity, so he couldn't say the coquettish words about Tuanjieyi. How could Tuanjieyi know what a god bone is?As always, nonsense: "A few nonsense, when I was in the sky just now, I said that my Tianzun had a lot of merit, and I didn't even dare to beat him. Now I'm talking about a false god. Let me ask you, is it because our Tianzun has a lot of merit or virtue? How much merit do you have?"

Master Feng Boshui: "..."

The two of them couldn't help but look at this false god in front of them. The brilliant merits of the other party could not be said to be the only one between them, even if most of the priests who went to heaven in the past combined, they might not be able to compare.

This...this unrivaled merit...could it really be obtained by treating believers' beriberi?Thinking of this, Master Feng Bo's mentality collapsed a bit.

Seeing that the two of them did not answer with unpredictable expressions, Unite Yi became more confident: "Don't mention this, our Tianzun official Weibo has more than 100 million fans after broadcasting the advertisement. How many followers do you have?"

Master Feng Bo: "..."

Not to mention Feng Boshui, who has been forgotten by the world, even Xia Shouren became envious when he heard it: "There are so many?"

Uncle Feng and Master Shui felt heartbroken when they thought of the few incense sticks they had now. The way they glanced at Wei Dedao up and down, they were obviously false gods, but why is the other party doing so much better than themselves in every place? ?

A majestic god, having come to this point, Uncle Feng looked confused: "How is this possible? How did you do it?"

Seeing that he finally showed signs of being convinced by Unity Yi, he couldn't help showing a little smug expression on his face, took out his mobile phone, and brought up the advertisement of his own sect to show Feng Bo and Sailor: "See, this is our regular company." The difference from your cult!"

Feng Bo and Yu Shi didn't know much about this, but when they heard that the audience of this advertisement was hundreds of millions of people, they couldn't help showing a look of horror on their faces: "I didn't expect that the era has developed to this point." point."

Their decent gods are no longer enshrined, and even the temple has been turned into a dangerous building because it has not been repaired for too long. The believers offered incense to sacrifice and were chased by the police. The false god on the opposite side has thousands of believers and has been awarded by the government. Admittedly, the way of heaven does not restrict him, and gives him such dazzling merit.

Master Yu is gentler than Uncle Feng. Seeing the strands of black stained in his divine power at this moment, he couldn't help but look sad: "What is the reason why we have become demons?"

Uncle Feng was also in a daze: "It's not that vexation demon said, human beings in this world have already believed in science and no longer need gods and spirits. Only by becoming demons can they dominate the world and regain their place."

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Tuanjieyi didn't quite understand what he said, but Xia Shouren and Shuo Zong's expressions suddenly changed.

Xia Shouren asked loudly, "A vexed demon?"

Shuo Zong's expression also gradually froze: "You met them?"

Tuanjieyi was taken aback by their reaction: "What the hell, what is an annoyance?"

Xia Shouren glanced at him, and explained with a serious expression: "The six realms of heaven and earth, heaven, people, animals, ghosts, gods, and asuras, are originally intended to be reincarnated in the Buddhist world, but they are different in the rules of the world. The heavens restrict all things. The human way is you, the beast and the god way needless to say, the ghost way leads to all dead spirits, and the last Asura way is collectively called the demon world in our practice world, and the vexation demon is one of the generals under the demon king."

After Xia Shouren briefly explained, he frowned and questioned Uncle Feng, "Are you sure you have encountered an annoyance demon? Since the Eastern and Western Heavens joined forces to kill the leader of the Demon Realm, Mo Bo Xun, it has been a long time since there have been any traces of people from the Demon Realm."

Uncle Feng smiled wryly, and shook his head: "How can it be beheading? At best, it's just crushing his soul and suppressing it. Now that the Eastern and Western heavens have perished, and most of the heavens have collapsed, how can we restrain him? What's more The Demon Realm has been hidden for so long, and there is no trace of it when the Heavenly Dao collapses. The strength is not damaged at all. The annoyed Demon bewitched me. Xun's trace, after finding him, the Demon Realm will gather and become the new ruler of the world."

Xia Shouren said in a daze, "Bo Xun has reappeared? Back then, the Eastern and Western Heavens could barely deal with him and his demon soldiers. Now that the God Realm is declining and the Dao of Heaven is incomplete, who else can restrain the Demon Realm?"

Feng Bo's eyes were also very pessimistic: "Yeah, fortunately, after Bo Xun became a man, he didn't contact his demon soldiers immediately. The demon world guessed that he must have lost his memory and reincarnated in the world, so he looked for him in a while. There is no trace of his whereabouts."

Seeing that they were so nervous, Tuanjieyi asked in a daze, "This Bo Xun is quite powerful, isn't he?"

Feng Bo said in a deep voice: "Of course, Bo Xun is the number one demon Buddha in the world. After becoming a demon, he controls the entire demon world. I was so disturbed by him that I almost couldn't get the Tao, and later I led my subordinates to try to overthrow the heavens of the East and the West several times, and persuade the gods and Buddhas to fall into the devil world, can you not be powerful?"

"Oh, fuck it." Tuanyiyi felt some sympathy for this demon king he had never heard of, "It turns out that I came to your place to recruit, and this demon is a bit career-minded."

Everyone: "..."

Xia Shouren looked at Tuanjieyi with a strange expression, and after thinking about it, he understood his strange brain circuit. This person was also lobbying the gods of heaven to join his sect a few minutes ago, although the lobbyists were already two laid-off workers. staff……

Tuanjieyi found that his political stance was not quite correct, so he quickly changed his words: "Are you two stupid? Knowing that they are like this and still believing their words, can you not be deceived? This demon world is indeed a bit bad, even the corners of heaven are dug , It’s too bottomless, and isn’t the Demon Realm just a gangster? The country doesn’t encourage this, I don’t think it will have a future, it’s not as good as our Taicang sect for you to go there. Master, don’t you think so?”

Wei Xi: "Yeah."

Xia Shouren: "..."

Does your master and apprentice feel pain when you say this?

Xia Shouren gave up entanglement with them, focused on that opponent, and asked Uncle Feng, "Since you two have fallen into demons, did the troubled demons tell you any clues about Bo Xun?"

Uncle Feng shook his head: "They didn't have many clues themselves, they just guessed that Bo Xun had entered reincarnation. With Bo Xun's identity, entering reincarnation must not be through the relationship of Yincao Division, and the name cannot be found, but it is not completely traceless. .”

Yushi interface: "The Demon Realm does whatever it wants, is unbridled, and has no sense of responsibility to the world. If Bo Xun wants to become a demon again, he will definitely give himself an identity of entering the world and severing his attachment to the world. The Demon Realm guesses that he should make himself fatherless." Motherless, poor and downtrodden, suffering all the injustice and indifference of the world, can comprehend the way of magic without nostalgia in the resentment of the world and all things in the world."

It's too miserable, said Unity and Justice, no father, no mother, poverty, suffering from injustice and indifference, isn't this the fucking portrayal of Lao Tzu's life back then?When begging for food and sleeping in the bridge hole, he really didn't get too much cold stare. Sometimes it was too cold in winter. When he curled up in the bridge hole and felt that he was about to freeze to death, he had countless doubts about the world and society.Because he had too much experience, he couldn't help complaining: "What's wrong with this devil king? A good king doesn't do it to find this broken identity for himself, just to revenge the society. My god. If it's me, I can choose As my reincarnated identity, I will definitely be put into the belly of the wife of the richest man in the country, and I will be born with a luxury car, a luxury house, a private jet, and travel all over the world, that would be so cool."

Xia Shouren rolled his eyes at him: "You idiot, you're only at this level. Bo Xun's goal is to control the entire demon world. Can you think the same as you?"

Tuanjieyi snorted sourly: "Controlling the devil world has a fart meaning. I am also a leader when I am the manager in our sect. I live a fulfilling life every day and love the world. My life is much more interesting than him."

Tuanjieyi couldn't help but stick to his master as he said, oh my, it's thanks to the master who brought him out of that poor place in Fengyang that he has a positive and good life now. One day will choose revenge on the world.Now, under the hard work of him and his master, his sect is getting bigger and bigger, and his deposits are getting more and more. Maybe one day he will be able to fly in a luxury car, a luxury house, and a private jet.

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In the end, Bo Xun's trail failed to discuss any regulations, but the development prospect of Taicang Sect really moved Feng Bo and Yu Shi very much. Priest, which god hasn't had the dream of being surrounded by the virtues of heaven?Now they have few believers, and the temple has been shut down cleanly. They are obviously decent gods, but they are not as good as a false god.

Feng Bo said angrily: "At that time, the troubled demon said that the world no longer needs gods. I saw that no one asked for rain in Beihuangchuan, and all the temples were demolished. I believed him. Who would have thought that he would lie to me and treat human beings? Beriberi can obtain such great merit."

Tuanjieyi exclaimed: "You too, it's been so many years, Lehe doesn't lack rain at all now, what prospects do you have for development here, it's raining here, making it inconvenient for citizens to go to work , It’s too late for people to scold you, if you want to have merit, you have to do it with us.”

Uncle Feng felt that he had been cheated, he was very shameless, and sighed.

Almost at the same time, the people who fainted on the ground also woke up, each with a confused face, and sat up from the ground.

Mr. Gu fell into the rain just now and was covered in muddy water. After sitting up, he was still dizzy: "What's going on? Why did I faint all of a sudden?"

At the same time, he noticed two strangers inexplicably appearing in his team, and was slightly taken aback: "These two are...?"

Why are you dressed so strangely?

Tuanjieyi hesitated for a moment. How should I introduce it? Feng Bo and Sai Shi are not the gods of the Taicang sect, and they have fallen. Although they are reining in the precipice, they are related to the underworld. The style of his own root red seedlings is also very informal.

So he paused and came up with a good idea: "This is an expert newly recruited by our Taicang sect."

Mr. Gu: "?????"

What is so inexplicable?

Feng Bo and Sailor were also a little confused by their new identities, at this time their fanatical envoys also woke up, and when they saw their faces, they immediately began to bow and kowtow devoutly: "The gods have appeared!! !"

Mr. Gu was shocked: "God????"

"Fuck." Tuanjieyi said, "He knows you two?"

Uncle Feng and Sailor said anxiously: "In the past, he was asked to recruit new believers. We showed up a few times. He used to believe in other cults. He was very brainwashed, and he was quite radical. Last time, he took the initiative to sacrifice people. I mentioned it, I heard that I have done a lot of things in other sects before, but I am very experienced and have never been caught by the police."

"Fuck, is this an inappropriate criminal?" Tuanjieyi said, "You two can't get involved with this kind of criminal."

Hearing this, Uncle Feng showed a look of reluctance on his face. Anyway, this is the congregation they managed to develop.

Tuanjieyi quietly reminded from the side: "The leader who engages in culture is here now..."

Master Feng Bo: "..."

At first glance, the envoy was a very radical fanatic. When he saw the god he enshrined, his eyes shone with light, and he didn't forget to shout to the believers beside him: "What are you doing in a daze! Come and pay homage to our religion!" The gods!!!”

The believers around him became cautious because of his state, and looked carefully at the stranger who was really extraordinary in his toga and sleeves.

The envoy probably felt that shouting was not enough to express his admiration, and then he kowtowed on the ground, arousing the emotions of the old men and women.What the envoy said must not be wrong. My family is not a cult, and what I enshrine is a true god. This is all manifested!

In the end, before these excited old people knelt down, two deep and eager voices suddenly came from the front, decisively cutting off the relationship between the two parties——

"Don't talk nonsense."

"We never engage in cults."

The old men in black robes who were about to kneel: "?"

The envoy who kowtowed and kowtowed pressed his bruised forehead: "??"

Mr. Gu: "????"

Mr. Gu saw the two men in strange ancient costumes quickly glanced at him, and then walked towards the shocked angel, but he didn't know what they did.

After a while, the envoy showed an expression of enlightenment, and jumped up: "I'm enlightened! Where's the phone? Where's my phone? I want to surrender, who can call 110 for me!"

Countless elderly congregants: "?????"

Mr. Gu: "..."

Tuanjieyi said: "Look, they have nothing to do with these cults, they are just ordinary experts."

Mr. Gu looked at him speechlessly.

Are you taking me for a fool?

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On the other side, Xia Shouren carefully held onto his buddies: "Hey old bastard, tell me, how did the merits of this head guard come from?"

Shuo Zong glanced at Wei Xi, who was talking to Uncle Feng and Master Yu under Wei Dedao's gaze.

He looked at Wei Xi's unhappy face, and replied lightly, "What do you think?"

Xia Shouren followed his gaze, realized something after a while, and opened his mouth in astonishment: "...I didn't expect it to be..."

But there are obviously not many people who know everything about the past like him, and Feng Bo and Yu Shi in front are arguing with Wei Xi.

Wei Xi was very irritable: "What are you responsible for after entering the sect? Aren't you the gods of wind and rain? Of course you are in charge of rain."

Feng Bo and Yu Shi hesitated for a while, Feng Bo was beaten by him before, and he was unwilling to be soft, but Yu Shi said the two of them: "Of course we need rain, after all, it is our job that we are good at, but..."

Wei Xi slapped the God-killing whip in his hand: "It's just what?"

Master Yu: "There is also the work of treating believers' beriberi and constipation, can we also get in touch with it?"

Wei Xi: "??"

Shuo Zong: "..."

Xia Shouren: "..."

Wei De said: "..."

Tuanjieyi: "Wow, you have a lot of ideals, you guys, are you not willing to just rain, and enter the sect to rob our Tianzun's business?"

Uncle Feng snorted and insisted very much. Master Yu showed shame, but he didn't intend to back down.

Grabbing business is really bad, but whether you are a man or a god, you always have to go to a higher place.