Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Besides Xia Shouren, another innocent comrade at the scene was also shocked.

Tuanjieyi looked at the interaction between his master and junior in front of him, and tens of thousands of question marks floated past the background board at the same time.

"Wake up... wake up?"

"Bed... bed?"

"Master...Master, did you sleep with your younger brother just now?"

As he asked, he looked in shock at his junior brother, who was holding his master's arms and had a calm attitude.Although this guy has always been suspected of serving people in Israel, isn't he working too hard to serve people on the bed?Although he knows that there are bad habits such as unspoken rules in the workplace these days, it's true, but it turns out that not only large companies, but also superstitious industries can't escape it?

But at this time, no one cared to answer his question, and the rest of the members present were very nervous.

After all, no one expected that Wei Xi would suddenly appear in this situation, and learned that they wanted to hide some of his inside information together. If Xia Shouren hadn't been interrupted by the hot kiss topic mentioned by Bi Fang, he would Sweat probably soaked through underwear.

Fortunately, Wei Xi didn't have enough brains, coupled with his lack of professional knowledge, and instinctively believed in his apprentice, he didn't immediately express doubts.

He instantly forgot the seemingly indistinct dangerous state that he had appeared strangely just now, and at the same time, his somewhat chaotic thinking just after waking up gradually became clear, and only then did he really realize what information he had just received.

Wei Xi was a little puzzled for a moment, frowned and looked at Wei Dedao, trying hard to think: "You clearly told me that I am a...?"

He has always thought of himself as a lonely ghost since he was conscious.After all, Wei Dedao told him so clearly, and he also believed so deeply that he never doubted it.

For so many years on the mountain, he has no body, has been relying on his own soul to wander around and live, even because of this, he can't even get out of the barrier, he is indeed a lonely ghost.

Wei Dedao realized that Shuo Zong's sharp and cold gaze was directed at him, and he smiled without any confusion: "It's the master who doesn't understand that, so he got your identity wrong before."

Wei Xi stared at him suspiciously: "Really?"

Could this be wrong too?

Wei Dedao said: "Although I have lived for more than 500 years, I am a mortal after all. How can I know so much?"

Wei Xi frowned, still having difficulty accepting his sudden change of identity: "But why don't I feel like I'm an auspicious beast at all..."

Not to mention, he is quite self-aware, and many people present praised him so much.

Only his apprentice pulled him to sit down on the sofa, and asked him calmly: "What do you think Ruishou should look like?"

Wei Xi tried hard to think, and found that he really didn't have this concept.

Upstairs, Tuanjieyi vaguely understood something, showed a shocked expression, and fell asleep: "Fuck, master? What do you mean? What are you talking about? The one you asked me to search just now... means you are not person?"

After he said this, he felt that his words seemed a bit ambiguous: "No, what I want to say is, is it possible that you are a glutton?"

Wei Xi nodded to him tangled up. Judging from the attitudes of the people present, this seemed to have been settled. He could only accept the reality if he didn't understand it.

Tuanjieyi got the answer, and stood there in a daze, lying on the grass and lying on the grass for a few times, with a clear dementia in his eyes: "My master is too awesome."

But after thinking about it deeply, he felt that it was not that difficult to accept: "Indeed, Master, you are so good at eating, and you are so good at fighting. Back then, you knocked me to the ground with one punch. Who can be so awesome? To be honest Said that I used to have doubts about this question, but now I know that you are not human, but I feel normal."

Wei Xi: "Is that so?"

It doesn't seem so unacceptable to hear it this way.

"Why not." Tuanjieyi said, "And Ruishou, Ruishou, it feels auspicious when you hear it, and it also benefits the world. Isn't this better than being a human? Come to think of it, our Taicang Sect is not a descendant of a famous family! It’s much better than Taoist Kuang and the others who have places of interest and historic buildings!”

Wei Xi's expression slowed down when he heard the topic related to his own business, but he still had some doubts: "I don't remember anything about the past, and I always feel that I don't look like an auspicious beast."

Wei Dedao got stuck when he heard it.

Tuanjieyi ran down at this time: "Master, I don't allow you to say that, have you forgotten that little fat man from Xiusheng? Isn't he that, Xuanwu? I heard that Xuanwu is also an auspicious beast, why not?" One of the great mythical beasts turned out to be that badass, who broke the law and was imprisoned in a detention center. And that blue dragon, oh my god, I don’t even want to complain about it, just like that, I still have the face to say that I’m a national totem Well. Master, you are much stronger than them, okay, you need face, face, brains (?) brains, why belittle yourself! You think so, brother?"

Shuo Zong: "..."

It is indeed well-founded.Shuo Zong nodded with a strange expression, and united to look at Master: "Look."

When Wei Xi thought of the crying little fat man taught by the seminary, most of his inner doubts were immediately reduced, yes!

In this way, it is possible for him to become an auspicious beast. After listening to it, Wei Xi found out that this is actually a good thing from the words of the eldest apprentice, so he stopped entangled, and only asked the second apprentice in doubt: " Queer, you said that I have a lot of incense, and those people who appeared in the dream are worshiping me, why have I not met a single believer since I went down the mountain for so long? Clearly, Qinglong Xuanwu still has Taoist temples offering incense to them."

The apprentice's tone was still calm: "You are not the only one of the auspicious beasts. Now that the times are different, how can they all have believers, and there are only a few of them who are full of incense."

Tuanjieyi searched around with his mobile phone, and was also very surprised: "I didn't expect that there are so many auspicious beasts. What is this? Bi Fang? Oh my god, the name is exactly the same as Mr. Bi. There is such a beast? I didn't even hear it." I've heard of it. Bai Ze? I've heard of this, but I don't feel very famous. I guess I don't have any skills and can't show it. Master, you are already famous compared to them. It is said that many old antiques have I painted your lines, and there are many literary and artistic works that also have your name, and many gourmets in the world also like to use your name as their own, which shows that you are really popular."

Bi Fang: "..."

Xia Shouren: "..."

Shuo Zong nodded: "Exactly."

Tuanjieyi realized that his family had a lot of background, and he was very happy. After searching around, he clicked on several modern literary works and found that Taotie was a villain in it. He couldn't help but clicked on the screen angrily and said: "This Baidu is true, encyclopedia Likop’s content is full of ghosts. It has misled so many people. It’s really impossible not to rectify it. You say that they make up some outrageous things all day long, and it’s okay to slander people. They even protect this land. Dare to get involved, do you still have a conscience and a sense of social responsibility! Isn’t this a delay in people’s reputation and development... What? You didn’t allow me to revise it! Damn! How unreasonable! Report it!”

Encyclopedia entry that was suddenly reported: "????"

All the insiders present: "..."

Tuanjieyi stared at the phone angrily: "Stubborn, infringing the right of reputation, wait for the lawyer's letter from Taicangzong!"

Encyclopedia entry about to receive a lawyer's letter: "...???"

Shuo Zong pondered for a moment, and also felt that this problem needed to be corrected. The wrong social trend might cause Wei Xi to doubt his identity again in the future, so he turned his head and stared at Xia Shouren.

Xia Shouren: "..."

Dude are you serious?

Shuo Zong's gaze remained unchanged.

Xia Shouren could only speak in a daze: "I...we have cooperated with them before, and Ning Tian will come forward to negotiate with their website on this issue."

The head of the encyclopedia entry who is about to be interviewed by a well-known giant in the industry to discuss strange topics: "?????"

Ordinary netizens who are about to search and open the entry and see a brand new gluttonous explanation that is completely different from their original cognition: "?????"

*******

Xia Shouren then pulled Shuo Zong outside, and asked him in disbelief, "What's the matter with you, old bastard?"

Standing in the garden of Wei's house, Shuo Zong looked far into the gate. Wei Xi was sitting on the sofa frowning, struggling to accept and understand the new information he had just received.

Facing Xia Shouren's astonishment, he didn't even raise his eyebrows: "What's going on?"

Xia Shouren: "Don't pretend! You and Wei Xi, how could he sleep on the same bed with you?"

Shuo Zong looked at him calmly: "What do you think? He won't sleep in the same bed with me, who will he sleep with, you?"

Xia Shouren: "..."

Shuo Zong's eyes became dangerous. Wei Xi seemed to have said something about Xia Shouren's yang energy before.

Xia Shouren: "...Are you sick? What I'm asking is what's going on with you two now!"

Shuo Zong: "What do you say?"

Xia Shouren took two steps back in a daze: "How is that possible?"

Shuo Zong: "Nothing is impossible."

Xia Shouren: "Did you forget that he used to empty out the treasures accumulated in your cave for more than 5000 years while you were away?"

Shuo Zong looked at him calmly: "Who told you I wasn't there at that time?"

Xia Shouren and his friend looked at each other for a moment, and suddenly realized something: "???"

Then he said in a daze: "... I picked two jianmu fruits from your mountain back then, do you remember how you treated me?"

Shuo Zong: "Chick."

How can this be the same?

Xia Shouren: "..."

Xia Shouren was silent for a while: "So you were together then?"

Shuo Zong: "No."

Xia Shouren: "But back then when I got into a fight with him and my tail was bitten off, please go and beat him up for me, you said you were in seclusion!"

Hearing this, Shuo Zong finally turned his eyes away slowly.

Xia Shouren's spirit was on the verge of collapse: "So there's no such thing as retreat, right?"

Shuo Zong: "..."

Didn't this person's perception become weaker after the Dao of Heaven collapsed?Why are you suddenly so sharp now?It's really unaccustomed.

After Bi Fang came out, he found that his company was usually poorer than his face and able to live with honey. The confident Director Xia rarely squatted on the ground in a trance and muttered to himself: "Fake, it's all fake, friendship It's worthless at all..."

Wei Xi looked at Xia Shouren with his head, and asked his second apprentice, who told him calmly, "He's not in a good mind."

Wei Xi let out an oh, Xia Shouren usually looks quite normal, and his body is also full of yang, but he didn't expect to be out of his mind, what a pity.

Bi Fang hesitated for a moment, his eyes wandered around his boss, and then fell back on Wei Xi, with an indescribable awe in his heart——

They all slept together, it could not be said that it was the second boss who would pay him a salary in the future...

He was quite afraid of Shuo Zong in the first place, so when he realized the possibility of this future, he immediately complimented Wei Xi very wisely and said, "Master Wei, we must have more contacts in the future if we have the opportunity."

Wei Xi knew that he was a member of Ning Tian, ​​and these days his apprentice had popularized a lot of knowledge about how amazing Ning Tian's business in the secular world was, how much influence he had, and how many leaders he knew behind his back.Therefore, considering the development of his own sect, even though the psychological impact of the identity change has not yet subsided, he still tried his best to get himself into a business state, nodded and said: "Of course, in the future, people from your company will come to Taicang Zong to apply for a membership card. I will give you nine." [-]% off."

The [-]% discount was already unprecedented in the scope of activities of the Taicang Sect, but Bi Fang was silent for a while, as if he was not very excited.

Wei Xi thought of what the big apprentice said that they were doing a business that seemed to be more prosperous in private than his own. Seeing his performance, he couldn't help feeling sorry: "Our sect is too small, so your company really doesn't need it?"

Bi Fangsheng was afraid of offending him: "...how could it be!"

Then he laughed dryly and said, "And... besides, the Taicang sect is so small. With Wei's ability as the head of the sect, let alone such small businesses as cooperation in membership cards, it is more than enough to directly enter our company as a business partner!"

Wei Xi: "Is there such a good thing?"

Bi Fang looked at the two leaders in front of him, Xia Shouren struggled out of the collapsed state, his expression was full of "Excuse me, do you have any fucking face"?

Bi Fang also answered him with his eyes: "For the sake of living, there is nothing you can do."

The big leader in front really showed his approval for his proposal: "Indeed, your suggestion is very good. Ning Tian and Taicangzong can consider cooperating."

Tuanjieyi was dumbfounded when he heard behind his master, and he couldn't help but see the picture of his company cooperating with the legendary industry leader Ning Tian, ​​and the huge benefits that would be brought to his company after the cooperation, it was so beautiful that his nose was almost soaked When it came out, it was blown by the cold wind, and then it returned to the harshness of reality. It couldn't help but cheerfully said: "I think so too, but it's a pity that what you say, junior brother, doesn't count hahahaha."

Shuo Zong in Lu Que's state: "..."

Bi Fang shivered directly, and said energetically: "How can you say nothing! I also think it is too necessary! I will report to the leader when I go back! The leader will never say anything. If Taicangzong can It is an absolute honor for Ning Tian to cooperate with us, Ning Tian is full of glory!"

Unity: "?????"

Isn't the attitude of the people in this big company a bit strange?

Although Wei Xi was always defiant, at this moment he couldn't help but feel that this person seemed to respect him a little too much, so even though he knew that cooperating with Ning Tian was a good thing, he still felt a little wary in his heart.

Seeing the second apprentice walking towards him as usual: "Don't think too much, as an auspicious beast, you are Ning Tian's key cooperation partner."

Wei Xi was taken aback when he heard this, but Tuanyiyi behind him immediately heard the inside story from his junior brother's words: "...Ben... originally? Could it be that there are other auspicious beasts in Ning Tianli?"

Shuo Zong: "Otherwise, who do you think is secretly doing the work of cooperating with the state?"

Unity: "..."

Tuanjieyi suddenly realized something and looked up at Bi Fang.

Bi Fang smiled wryly at him: "...I don't blame you, I am indeed relatively unknown in modern times."

Tuanjieyi also remembered what he had said carelessly when he checked the information just now: "...I'm sorry."

Then he silently looked at Xia Shouren.

Xia Shouren was so pissed off by his buddies just now, and now he has a bad attitude towards his old enemy's big apprentice: "I don't have any skills, and I don't know how to do them. I'm really sorry for you."

Unity: "..."

Bi Fang glanced at Xia Shouren who was squatting on the ground with a black face, and hurriedly comforted his second boss's eldest apprentice: "You're right, does he look like he can handle it?"

Xia Shouren: "..."

Are you that desperate for a promotion?

Bi Fang: Isn’t this bullshit?

********

Wei Xi watched the two uninvited guests leave, and turned his eyes away from Bi Fang who walked far away and did not forget to take a step and turned his head three times to wave goodbye to him again.

He breathed a sigh of relief, feeling rather unpredictable and confused, the specific expression was that after the tense emotions passed, he felt sleepy again.

Tuanjieyi was so excited that he took out his mobile phone excitedly and asked his master: "Master, what is your prototype, can you transform it to see?"

Wei Xi shook his head, instinctively felt that he could not change, and the second apprentice beside him said: "You are trapped in the mortal drive now, your body is human, of course you cannot restore the original form."

Tuanjieyi was startled when he heard this: "...Fan Que?"

He suddenly thought of some information that he had overlooked just now: "Yes, Master, aren't you Boss Wei's own birth? How could you not be a human?"

He thought Wei Tianyi didn't look very good just now, who would have thought that he could give birth to a glutton?

Wei Xi had no intention of hiding his background from his apprentice, when he heard Tuanjieyi's question, he answered very bluntly: "This body is not my original."

When Shuo Zong heard this, he immediately fixed his eyes on Tuanjieyi.

But the performance of Unity Yi was beyond his expectation. It seemed that it was just a casual question, and he didn't show any panic or astonishment when he got such a shocking answer.

He seemed to accept it so easily, as if this kind of behavior was very common in his world view, and the first sentence after nodding was: "It's a pity, I thought I could see the prototype of the ancient auspicious beast with my own eyes. , How great it is to use it as an advertisement, and Master, if you can’t change into a prototype, you can’t apply for animal protection? There are blue dragons, so why should we be overshadowed.”

Wei Xi was stunned.

It seems to be oh, why didn't I think of it just now?

Shuo Zong: "..."

Shuo Zong frowned deeply and stared at Unity Yi.

Tuanjieyi noticed his younger brother's gaze, and raised his head to ask, "What are you looking at me for, younger brother?"

Shuo Zong was silent for a moment for his performance, then shook his head.

At this moment, Wei Xi felt sleepy leaning against him, and yawned, "Que Er, let's go back to sleep."

Shuo Zong didn't answer right away. While he was waiting, Tuanyiyi, who was always calm in his eyes, finally showed a frightened expression and stared at himself: "I'm going!!!"

Shuo Zong's expression sank.

Seeing that Tuanjieyi started yelling crazily as if he had seen a ghost: "I was interrupted before and I forgot!!! Master!!! Junior brother!!! Why do you two sleep in the same bed?!?! Junior brother, you just now Did you even kiss Master!!! I tell you, don’t try to deny it!! My eyesight is 5.0! My memory is awesome!”

Shuo Zong: "..."

Wei Xi put his head to the neck of the second apprentice and took a sniff, as if he could not stand upright lazily, he didn't care about it: "Is there something wrong?"

Tuanjieyi is like a duckweed swaying in the wind: "...my worldview..."

Wei Xi: "?"

Shuo Zong: "..."

Shuo Zong felt that the worldview of Unity and Justice seemed a bit strange. Why was he so strong in the face of obviously more terrifying things, and now he was so fragile because of a little episode that was insignificant compared to life and death?

However, since Wei Xi was very sleepy at the moment, he had no time to think about it, so he could only frown and throw the dazed opponent into the cold wind to continue to calm down.

******

In the dark room, Wei Xi was very sleepy, but his mind was filled with things for some reason, and he couldn't sleep well.

The second apprentice put his arm on his quilt and patted it slowly as usual, Wei Xi squinted at the dark ceiling, and only after a long time did he whisper: "Que Er."

In the dark, the apprentice responded in a low voice: "Huh?"

Wei Xi: "You just asked me what kind of auspicious beast should be."

The slapping hands of the second apprentice suddenly stopped.

Wei Xi murmured: "Jieyi showed me his phone, it said that auspicious beasts guard the world and are the embodiment of auspiciousness, and they will bring auspicious luck wherever they go."

The room was still silent.

Wei Xi didn't know what was wrong with him. When he mentioned these characteristics of being blessed and favored by heaven and earth, his inner emotions were not pride, but faint envy, and some indescribable shrinking.

He was in a rare low mood: "You said, would I really be a Swiss beast?"

There was silence in the ear for a while, the apprentice's arm resting on the quilt was suddenly taken away, followed by a rustling sound of fabric touching, the familiar yang energy wrapped him tightly from far to near.

Wei Xi felt that he was wrapped in the quilt and hugged tightly, and then the top of his head seemed to be gently rubbed twice by the apprentice's chin.

He pressed his face against his apprentice's neck, and could feel the other's Adam's apple sliding up and down clearly.

The apprentice's voice was low, with undeniable affirmation: "If I say you are, you must be."

******

In the garden of Wei's house, Tuanjieyi sadly leaned against the gate, braving the cold wind and thinking sadly, his younger brother Yise and his servants will eventually come to the top, can they still have their own status in the sect now?

As the upright first disciple of the Taicang sect, how can he regain the favor that his master has been robbed of by his scheming junior?

His eyes were full of tears, and at this moment he suddenly felt something buzzing beside his ears. He looked up at the sky and found that it was a group of birds with strange shapes flapping their wings and flying over his head.

Those birds were pitch black, and they were really ugly. Compared with them, the crows were slim beauties, all flying around while looking around.

I don't know what it felt, but the leading bird suddenly stared at Wei's courtyard, then flapped its wings, and rushed straight to the location where Tuanjieyi was, with strange excitement shining in its eyes.

Tuanjieyi was taken aback by their ugliness. He was already in a bad mood, and he didn't like ugly things. When he saw them flying towards him, he quit immediately, picked up his broom and waved at them cursingly. Go: "Rolling, rolling!! How dare you steal food from our sect's courtyard when you grow up like this!"

His original intention was to scare the birds, but who would have thought that the birds disappeared in an instant after being hit by him.

Unity: "?!!!"

It's okay to be ugly, but how can it disappear in such a strange way? !Fly away in the blink of an eye?Running a little too fast?

******

At this time, in an unknown space, someone suddenly shouted excitedly: "The devil! I can feel the breath of the devil!!!"

This person shouted, which immediately caused a lot of chaos in the audience: "What are you talking about, vexation demon!"

The annoyed demon waved his cloak, his ferocious and terrifying face was filled with excitement, and he flew down from the devil's seat in strides.He took off his cloak, and saw countless ghost-like faces approaching in front of him.

The scene literally looked like hell.

The vexed demon is not flustered at all. After all, in the demon world, everyone who is a villain can look as he pleases. Ugliness is not a big deal. Demons with seven or eight heads and ten hands can be seen everywhere.

He just said with bright eyes: "I said, Shura Bird felt the breath of the Demon King in the mortal world!"

There was a burst of screams from the top and bottom of the Demon Palace: "Where is the Demon King!"

Just as the annoyed demon was about to say that he was near the king's capital in the mortal world, the expression on his face suddenly went blank.

Everyone asked him, "What's wrong?"

Annoyance dazedly said: "I don't know what happened, all the Shura birds in my consciousness disappeared, it seems that they were scattered by someone, and it happened suddenly."

All the Mola present were shocked: "How is that possible! Your cultivation base is one of the best in the Demon Realm, and the transformed Mola bird also carries the breath of you and the Demon Realm. Except for you and His Majesty the Demon King, you will encounter all creatures in the world! They all have the ability to evade. Who can easily smash them!"

The troubled demon showed a cautious expression: "I don't know."

"Whoever he is!" A demon with six spikes on his head raised his hands and shouted, "The most urgent thing is to find the devil! Then follow the devil and rule the world!!!"

There were screams one after another, and these excited and terrifying faces combined with the dark blood-red hue of the upper demon world made people even more frightening.

Weijia Villa.

Tuanjieyi went back to the room to catch up on sleep, and suddenly woke up in the middle of sleep, and the ugly birds that he had beaten away just now flashed across his mind.

The ugly bird's small bird eyes became the last image left before his dream disappeared.

How fucking ugly, no wonder I was able to make such a deep impression on myself.

Tuanjieyi shivered, feeling a little sick to his stomach when he faced his bloody ghost employees.

Speaking of it, he was probably scared by the picture of his master eating the long-haired Fengyang fairy and giving it to him. He couldn't get used to this kind of abnormal thing. Even the company employees, he tried his best to only follow the Uncle Shen contacted.After all, although Uncle Shen has relatively long hair, his appearance is the most normal.

Now that I have been staying in Taicangzong for a long time, even the husky Mike I met is a handsome dog, and his tolerance for ugly things is even lower.

How could those ugly birds have the nerve to fly out in groups when they grew up like this?

Unity can't figure it out.

But it's really cheap to scare myself like this and drive those birds away with a broom.

The next time we meet again, he will have to replace it with a toilet plug.