Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

After a fierce competition for the job, the task of fattening the body finally fell on Xia Shouren.

Xia Shouren, who ordered a whole set of "Postpartum Care for Sows", finally stood up and became the master after being frustrated all day. He also knew that he was not strong enough to fight. Taking care of himself and participating in the boss card competition, Bi Fang said guiltily and movedly to the side, showing regret: "Xiao Bi, don't think too much, it's not only the power of friendship, Shuo Zong probably also takes into account considerations such as age and experience." , In addition, I have done more research on beasts, and I have also been a best-selling author, so the qualifications are indeed better than yours."

This is not wrong, although he is not good at fighting, he is one of the oldest among the group of beasts in the company.He is the first batch of auspicious beasts born in the prehistoric period, and he was very popular in the middle ages, so he can be called the earliest generation of national idols.Although it is outdated now, the works written by him when he was popular were almost popular in everyone's hands at that time. Every poster was posted on the door, which was much more popular than these stars in the modern society.

Talking about this glorious past, not to mention Bi Fang, even Shuo Zong can't compare.

Bi Fang felt unwilling just now, but now after listening to his inauguration declaration, he couldn't help being stunned, with a perplexed expression: "Oh, I really don't know what you can be happy about. In ancient times, I was still accompanying the Yellow Emperor for a while. Son, if someone told me that one day I would be so eager to raise a litter of fat pigs, I'm afraid I would spit out fire and burn the other party to death."

Xia Shouren's upturned mouth slowly fell back: "..."

Heartbroken.

The two looked at each other blankly for a while, Xia Shouren: "... How many believers do you have now?"

Bi Fang: "... There were seventy or eighty in the past few years, but now "The Great Desolate God of War" I is very popular. As an SSR, it is estimated that there will be a few thousand more."

"Oh, then I'll be better." Xia Shouren recalled the incense that he used to be so prosperous that he couldn't even taste it. "At least I can have a hundred thousand."

Bi Fang: "..."

Bi Fang: "Let's not talk about Mr. Shuo Zong. The spokesperson of our game is the Xiaosheng who has just debuted for two years. How many Weibo fans are there? 1000 million or 2000 million?"

Xia Shouren: "..."

The two were silent at the same time.

After a long while, Xia Shouren optimistically broke the stagnation: "Forget it, no matter how many fans there are, what's the use? Without the approval of gods and heaven, no matter how many fans you have, you're just a mortal."

Bi Fang also nodded quickly: "Yes, yes, of course we should be stronger."

The two paused again, and they couldn't continue talking, so they could only look away from each other sadly.That's right, how could such a majestic beast look like a bird under the aura of socialism?

*********

Wei Xi hurriedly said goodbye to Shuo Zong who sent him back, ignoring the complex eyes of the other party looking at him, went in and caught a doorman and asked, "Tian Yi, is Que'er back yet?"

Wei Tianyi looked like he just got off work. He was wearing a suit and leather shoes, looking at him with a dark face, as if he wanted to get angry. He glanced at the people who came to drink tea around him. After a long time, he swallowed his anger back and replied aggrievedly: "How do I know, it's not my apprentice, go in and see for yourself!"

Wei Xi has always been tolerant towards his own people, and didn't pursue his tone. He hurried into the house, and the acquaintances outside the house saw the way they communicated, and couldn't help but wonder: "Wei, Mr. Wei, your family is normal. communicated?"

Wei Tianyi: "..."

Holding the teacup, Shu Wanrong coughed while her husband's face was getting bluer and greener, and said, "Yes, our family education is relatively equal, and everyone usually calls them by their first names, right Tianyi?"

Wei Tianyi: "..."

Shu Wanrong thought to herself, why haven't you looked away, and hurriedly called to the passing young son: "Chengshu?"

Wei Chengshu: "..."

Wei Chengshu glanced gloomyly at his mother who was smirking, and then at his father who was almost standing like a statue, with a mocking arc on his mouth: "Yeah, they're all called that, right? Wei Tianyi."

Wei Tianyi: "..."

Wei Tianyi gritted his teeth and nodded amidst all the puzzled eyes, and glanced at his younger son, who bent down and stroked Mike's head, but ignored him.

Seeing this, friends of the same age around him couldn't help admiring his family's rare and scientific way of getting along: "I can't see that Mr. Wei, who usually looks so irritable and assertive, respects his family so much at home. I heard rumors that he would beat his son, so it can be seen that he is really not good for his appearance!"

Wei Tianyi couldn't listen anymore, so he walked into the house, glanced at the incense burner at the door of his house, his mind sank again, and before entering the door, he heard the voices of guests chatting outside——

"Hey, have you heard? Something happened to the Xing family a few days ago."

"It's his kid, right? The last time he got a seven-figure leg in the State Guesthouse, he broke his leg and he didn't heal. No, he broke another one when he went out to go clubbing. He said it was because someone was in his ear while driving." Talk to him, and the car crashed into a tree for no reason, it's not evil."

"Hey, what kind of evil is this? His family's affairs are evil. I heard that several projects we were talking about have inexplicably turned yellow. His father's health has also been very bad recently. In less than a week, he was so sick that he died. hospital."

"I heard that there was something wrong with his family's ancestral grave. It's strange. A few years ago, I remember hearing that they asked someone to change Feng Shui. He is a very famous master. His family is very rare about this matter. No one is willing to disclose the origin of this master."

"I guess I was deceived. There are so many famous masters. Didn't Xinnan just arrest a master a few days ago? As for the leader of the Xiusheng Sect, we heard from the local police in the capital that he was specially doing it to seduce people." Things that destroy the relationship between husband and wife, such a shameless teaching, I didn’t expect that there are still many believers in Xinnan. Are you saying that this kind of person can be called a master, is it funny? Spend money to find this kind of master, I think it may be okay How about coming to the Taicang sect to burn incense and aura."

"That's right, I heard from Mrs. Wang and the others that the Dao Tianzun offered by the old Wei's family is really quite spiritual."

"Where is the spirit?"

"She refused to talk about it, but said that she cured her disease, and her friend's health was also much better after the offering."

"I'll go, true or false, come and light a candle and pray before leaving."

Wei Tianyi's eyes darkened when he heard this, and when he looked back, he saw that those acquaintances really went to light candles, and he almost died of anger.

Since the last time he was tricked into coming to the house by the seminary to fight each other, he felt ashamed and kept secretive about topics related to feudal superstition.It's a pity that in order to maintain face in front of outsiders at this time, he really has no choice but to curse a few words of ignorance angrily in his heart.

After entering the room, he ran into the eldest son who seemed to be a bit disappointed that he didn't find the second apprentice. He was also very angry, glanced at the big lunch box on the dining table, frowned and said: "What is that?" .”

Wei Xi lowered his head and sent a text message to the second apprentice, and replied without raising his head: "Fat left."

Wei Tianyi: "Fat Yi?"

Tuanjieyi suddenly felt that he was very knowledgeable: "You don't know Feiyi? It's the legend that he lives at the foot of Hunxi Mountain..."

Before he finished speaking, Wei Tianyi interrupted him: "A basilisk with two bodies born with severe drought, right? I have read "Shan Hai Jing."

Tuanjieyi: "Ah? You know?"

That's not surprising at all.

Wei Tianyi stepped forward to open the lunch box indifferently and took a look. It was indeed a large piece of snake meat, and it was still fragrant.But he was very strong, he just didn't eat a bite, turned his head and glanced at them mockingly, and left without hesitation.

Crazy, still fat, everyone's brains are not normal, and I don't know where to catch the boa constrictor, want to use it to fool him?

Seeing him striding away, Tuan Yiyi was a little puzzled, and after thinking for a while, he couldn't help but feel ashamed: "Master, Mr. Wei is not an ordinary person at this glance. I think I was shocked when I first found out about Fei Yi, but in the end Mr. Wei is so old, and his ability to accept is so much better than mine, I will never make a fuss and embarrass you again."

Wei Xi patted him on the shoulder reassuringly, then turned his head suddenly aware of it, and it was indeed the second apprentice who hadn't seen him for a few days, stepping into the door with a cold air in his body.

The other party's thin and straight body was against the light, but at that moment the whole room seemed to be brightened twice.

Looking at each other, Wei Xi somehow heard his heart beating in his ears, and subconsciously shouted: "Queer!"

However, the second apprentice stood at the door and looked at him, and did not come over immediately, but calmly replied: "Yes."

Tuanjieyi had always been a little afraid of this junior, so he couldn't help shrinking his neck and guessing: "Master, is the junior in a bad mood?"

How could Wei Xi be so perceptive, he didn't listen to what he said, and walked towards the apprentice quickly, approached and looked up and down, then stretched out his hand to touch the apprentice's face: "Queer, where have you been these days?"

The apprentice bent down and leaned closer to him, but his expression was very serious: "What do you think?"

Of course Wei Xi didn't know, it was warm when he touched his apprentice's face, and he didn't seem to be injured, so he immediately let go of his heart, and then remembered something, and retracted his hand to touch his collar.

Under the gaze of his apprentice, he took out the purple gold chain that he had just obtained: "Master just got a good thing."

The apprentice glanced at the purple gold chain, and he didn't seem to be interested, and his voice was calm and unwavering: "Really? How does it taste?"

Without knowing it, Wei Xi took the chain off his body, put it on his apprentice's head, and touched the crystal clear and round pendant of the purple gold chain: "What does it smell like? There is spiritual energy on it. I still have headaches since I came out of the mountain." It is good for your body if you meet it once and wear it close to your body.”

The apprentice seemed to have paused, his eyes suddenly softened a lot, he looked down at him, and finally sighed helplessly: "It's really..."

Seeing him like this, Wei Xi thought he didn't like it. Just as he was about to persuade him to be obedient, the apprentice straightened up, stuffed the necklace into his collar neatly, and stretched out his hand to pinch his ears: "I know gone."

The eyes of the two were intertwined, until Tuanjieyi's astonished voice came from the side: "...Master, master, the chain you and Mr. Shuo Zong want to bring back is for the younger brother?"

Wei Xi took it for granted, "Ah."

Tuanjieyi looked at him eagerly, and before he came to the next text, he almost cried when he heard his junior click his tongue and call him in a good mood: "Okay, come here and take care of this thing, this week's The spell homework will be halved for you."

Junior brother has become more and more strict in his homework recently. Hearing this, Tuanjieyi was comforted a little. Hearing this, he stepped forward to take a look, and couldn't help being stunned: "Junior brother, what did you bring back?"

The younger brother raised his hand and threw that strange thing that looked like a koi carp with a pair of fleshy wings on its back into his arms.Tuanjieyi reached out to pick it up, only to find that the strange fish had been cleaned up, and the feathers that should have been on the wings had also been removed.

At this moment, Shu Wanrong and Wei Chengshu also walked into the house. Hearing that they glanced at his hand, they all stopped in shock: "What is this thing? It looks so strange!"

Tuanjieyi heard his junior brother's calm answer: "Yingyu."

Today, it was his first time to search the Classics of Mountains and Seas for Feiyi, and he didn't know much about species, so he was a little at a loss when he heard the name, but a deep voice came from behind to help him: "Yingyu, " In the Four Classics of the West in Shan Hai Jing, a monster with a fish body and bird wings makes a sound like a mandarin duck. Wherever it appears, there will be a flood. One by one, they don’t even know this. Reading is really reading It's in the dog's belly."

Tuanjieyi looked back, and sure enough, he saw Wei Tianyi, who had changed into home clothes, coming down the stairs with a dark face, and his eyes fell directly on him.

Tuanjieyi took out his mobile phone and searched, and found that it was exactly as he said, holding the winning fish, he couldn't help but show a little admiration in his eyes: "It's amazing, you really deserve to be Mr. Wei, you are so talented, you even know this."

Wei Tianyi sneered with a stinky face.

Shu Wanrong's face was blank: "What "Shan Hai Jing"? What are you talking about?"

Wei Chengshu also frowned: "The monster that caused the flood? How could there be such a thing."

Yes, you should be puzzled and questioned, is this the reaction of a normal person, okay?Tuanjieyi couldn't help thinking of the other party's attitude towards the two boxes of fat leftovers before, and after admiring him, he became inexplicable, and asked suspiciously: "...Mr. Wei, don't you think it's strange to see Yingyu at all?"

Not to mention him, everyone present except Wei Xi who had no idea about it, even Shuo Zong looked at him with a little surprise in his eyes.

Wei Tianyi just said: "Hehe."

Tuanjieyi: "... What does hehe mean?"

Wei Tianyi had already approached, glanced at the fish in his arms, and suddenly stretched out his hand and gave him a heavy blow on the head.

Unity: "?"

Shuo Zong: "?"

Wei Xi: "?"

After Wei Xi was puzzled, he immediately became unhappy: "Why did you hit my apprentice!"

Although he is a member of his own sect, the nature of his actions is different from that of outsiders, but internal fighting between sects is not a good thing.

Wei Tianyi was questioned by him, but he didn't feel guilty at all, and roared with a look of course: "What's wrong with me beating him? I'm not only beating him, I'm going to beat you too!"

Wei Xi: "?"

However, under the abyss-like gaze of the second apprentice behind Wei Xi, Wei Tianyi didn't dare to drop his raised arm, and finally just retracted his hand and snorted heavily——

"You bastard, it doesn't matter if you make the house smoky and smoky. You know how to play tricks every day. Those braised boa constrictors lied to me before. I didn't care about you. You really think I'm a fool, right? What's going on now? Yingyu, I think you look more like Yingyu!"

Shuo Zong: "..."

Unity: "..."

Tuanjieyi was a little aggrieved by the scolding, and showed off the fish's wings: "Who lied to you, isn't it that Yingyu can grow this thing?"

"What are you growing? Wings?" Wei Tianyi became even angrier when he saw the pair of meat wings, "Is it unusual to have wings? The XX fast food brand's Qixing broiler chicken can grow three pairs of wings when fed with hormones. Why don't you catch it?" One came back to eat as a phoenix?!"

Unity: "..."

Shuo Zong: "..."

Shu Wanrong breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly believed her husband's theory: "Let me tell you, why does she look so strange? It turns out she was fed hormones."

Wei Chengshu's gloomy expression finally couldn't be maintained any longer, there was a deep confusion in his eyes, and he couldn't figure it out.

True or not, isn't the XX brand Qixing broiler chicken a rumor?Is it possible that there is really a hormone in the world that can make animals grow wings?

********

However, the Wei family couple, especially Wei Tianyi, firmly do not believe in the popular science in the rumor dispelling article.

He is a contemporary successful person who firmly supports materialism. He is well-educated. He was cheated by charlatans once and has already capsized in the gutter. How could he believe that there is such a thing as a fish in the world? Made it!

Even though the so-called Yingyu was cooked with an astonishing aroma by the chef, he still refused to touch it.

In the end, Shu Wanrong couldn't bear the aroma. Regardless of the threat of hormones, she took a sip carefully, and was immediately shocked by the meat in her mouth, which was more delicate than the grouper. The fat and soft fish meat was soft, sweet, smooth, and fresh. It seems to explode on the taste buds, even if it is only steamed, it will not taste the slightest fishy smell.

For an expensive lady like her who doesn't worry about spending, what good things haven't she eaten in all these years?However, it is the first time I have come across such a special-tasting ingredient after counting my life history.

Her eyes fluttered, her face was shocked, and she couldn't help but sigh in her heart - the current hormones are too amazing!

******

Not long after, the loyal believers of the Taicang sect came to the door together. The first batch of Mrs. Wang and Mrs. Liu who invited back the gods came to fulfill their vows this time. After offering the incense, they thanked Wei Xi gratefully: "Xiaoxi, the Heavenly Venerable in your view is a real spirit. Not long after I invited Tianzun home, athlete's foot was cured, and my friend's constipation has also been cured now. I really don't know how to thank you .”

Before Wei Xi could speak, Wei Tianyi, who had come back from get off work at the door and took off his coat, made a sound.Wei Tianyi felt very speechless. It is absurd to ask the gods to go back to treat beriberi and constipation. What is going on with people nowadays? Is it bad to believe in science when you are sick: "Aunt Wang, what's the use of worshiping gods for beriberi? Buy medicine for beriberi!"

Mrs. Wang: "I bought it, I bought it a long time ago."

Wei Tianyi was even more helpless: "That's you who were cured by beriberi medicine, and it has nothing to do with the Dao Tianzun."

Mrs. Wang looked at him very disapprovingly: "If you haven't attained Taoism, can beriberi medicine work?"

If others don't know, doesn't she know herself?This chronic athlete's foot disease has been haunting her for more than ten years, and she doesn't know what the reason is, and no amount of medicine can cure it.She really had no choice but to choose to go slanted with the sword. In the end, she asked Dao Tianzun to make such a gesture.

At first, the family members complained about her enshrining Dao Tianzun, but after seeing the real effect, they finally stopped talking.In addition, after Mrs. Wang recovers, she sometimes prays for the health of her family members in addition to her own illness.

So I don't know if it is due to the manifestation of the Dao Tianzun. The little granddaughter in her family has been born with insufficient womb and has always been weak. She is bound to be ill every winter.But this year, he was alive and kicking, and didn't even sneeze one more time.

The family members are completely convinced now, and now they burn incense more diligently than herself, and don't forget to make fresh braised pork to offer up every day, and only hope that the heavenly god can always bless their peace like this.

But Wei Tianyi didn't know the inside story, so after hearing Mrs. Wang's answer, he could only use "..." to express his complicated feelings.

He really wasn't wronged, these people who believed in Wei Xi's nonsense were indeed crazy, didn't they come here ready-made?

Wei Tianyi has a small belly and is still brooding over the matter of the hormone Yingyu a few days ago. Seeing this, he couldn't help being furious: "It can't be saved, everything can't be saved."

How could these idiots believe in those unfounded things? What kind of ghosts and gods are messed up, which made him feel very bad. It wasn't until he checked the circle of friends and saw the latest issue of "Believe in Science" forwarded by his friends that he felt better.

The summary of the new episode of the program is very eye-catching-"Shock! The cities east of the Yellow River suddenly suffered from floods! Into the sea, there was a typhoon in the winter for no reason! Citizens along the river captured the mysterious dragon shadow! The real dragon is alive, it is scientific Collapse or lens distortion? The "Believe in Science" team will risk their lives to reveal the secret for you!"

Wei Tianyi was taken aback when he first saw it, Long? !How can it be?But when I looked down at the comments, my mood calmed down. The highest-rated people under the official account were all scolding——

"Real-name abuse of this show! You let me watch this with my fucking pants off!?"

"Bad review! The first 45 minutes were all laying the groundwork, the atmosphere was so high and so mysterious, and he gave us a half-day science popularization about how weird the typhoon is and how suspenseful the dragon shadow is, and also talked about a lot of true dragons to the country and the nation. Meaning, I was fucking planning to visit the shrine, but in the last 5 minutes I was told that the one I was photographed was a water snake?!"

"23333 is indeed the consistent style of "Believe in Science". It's really naive for me to have expectations."

"Old viewers who have been slapped in the face 101 times swear here, I will never believe the nonsense of the program group anymore."

Wei Tianyi snorted coldly, what unrealistic things are these ignorant guys expecting?

His mentality is not at all the same as those of the audience, like a pure and flawless white lotus in a coquettish slut, thinking of this, he immediately gave the program group a big praise, and replied at the same time——

"That's right! The program team has worked hard. There is nothing wrong with telling the truth and defending science! What's more, after thinking about it, I know how there is such a thing as a dragon in the world! Don't pay attention to those stupid voices, I am a big country, it is wise It has not yet started, and your science popularization activities really have a long way to go, please continue to work hard!"

After posting this comment, he didn't care how other netizens scolded him, so he quickly closed the official account and turned to his eldest son who was still holding back the motherland, cursing coldly: "Shame on you."

Wei Xi didn't have the time to take care of his grievances, because Mr. Gu finally called him after being away for many days.

Mr. Gu's voice on the other end of the phone was a little weak, as if he hadn't slept well for several days, but what he brought was an out-and-out good news.

Wei Xi hung up the phone with a rare look of joy on his face. The believer Mrs. Wang at the side saw it, and of course asked curiously: "Xiao Wei, what's the matter?"

Wei Tianyi heard Wei Xi say to her: "It's nothing, I filmed an advertisement before, and now I can finally go on it."

*******

Wei Tianyi was taken aback for a moment, he had already forgotten the information he received before the physical examination: "Advertisement??"

Mrs. Wang was also very pleasantly surprised when she heard the words: "Sure enough, it is a happy event. Now that the censorship is so strict, it is not easy to pass an advertisement."

Wei Xi thought that it wasn't so, it took a lot of effort, and immediately turned on the TV with the remote control, and at the same time waved his hand to signal Unity: "Hurry up, let me know the fellow Taoists of the Zhixie Association and the employees of our company."

Tuanjieyi quickly took orders, not only went to inform Zhiyou employees, but also took the time to turn on his mobile phone and send a message about Pu Daxiben to inform fans of the milestones of Taicangzong.Wei Xi turned the TV on to the general channel, and began to click on the information provided by Mr. Gu. Mrs. Wang saw the logo and said, "It's amazing, Xiao Wei, it's still the official channel, right now it's the prime time for viewing. ? The advertising space in this file is not easy to grab.”

Wei Xi nodded, it can be seen that Mr. Gu's leader really cares about this.

At this time, Mrs. Wang asked one more question: "By the way, Xiaowei, what commercial did you shoot?"

Wei Xi thought for a while, and summed it up: "It's just some business in the sect. The content is more complicated, but it's still mainly about recruiting workers."

Mrs. Wang seems to understand but does not understand, recruiting?What jobs does Taicang Zong recruit?Wei Tianyi reacted relatively quickly.He knows that his son usually does a lot of weird business outside, such as haunted houses and so on. Going on TV to expand his popularity and recruit workers is a good way.

Coincidentally, the most recent episode of "Believe in Science", which was scolded very badly, was broadcast on TV at this time. The most exciting part has passed, and the show is about to end. When the truth was revealed, Mrs. Wang was amazed: "I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect it."

"Is there anything I didn't expect, I guessed the truth a long time ago, and only those of you who don't understand will think wildly." Wei Tianyi felt that everyone was drunk and I was sober, and the feudal old lady did not forget to warn himself Son, "See it, bastard, I advise you to stop it, watch more shows like this, learn scientific knowledge, figure out what the country wants to express, and shut down your messy broken sect as soon as possible."

Mrs. Wang stared wide-eyed: "Don't talk nonsense, how can the Taicang sect be in such a mess, it's clear that the Taoist Heavenly Venerable can be cured."

Wei Tianyi's face was terribly stinky: "What kind of spirit is it? I think you are stubborn. Just watch it. If you continue to promote feudal superstition like this, I will report him sooner or later."

He pointed to a certain department in the list of closing slogans of "Believe in Science": "Did you see, this department, this TV, this station, are just for you!"

The voice fell to the ground, and the screen in front of me froze. The screen of "Believe in Science" finally ended completely, and it entered the commercial time.

Mrs. Wang took out her mobile phone to take a picture: "Here we come!"

Wei Tianyi also stood majesticly beside the sofa, looking at him, he had been messed up just now, and now he is in a slightly better mood.

Right, when you do business, you have to do it well, do it in a steady and steady manner, and no matter what you do, you must abide by the core values ​​of socialism in order to be recognized by the mainstream. As for what the mainstream recognizes, the just-concluded "Believe in Science" has It is the best example.

He lowered his eyes and thought about this, but suddenly felt that something was wrong. What kind of voice was coming from the TV?

Wei Tianyi immediately came back to his senses, and swept towards the screen, followed by a long: "..."

On the huge screen, a group of Taoist priests wearing Taoist robes are chanting mantras with magic tools, and some ghost songs are being sung in the background music room. The Taoist priests are very busy and are fighting with a group of suspected villains guys fighting.

Those villains were flickering, covered in black air, and with hideous faces, floating around, not looking like human beings.

The fighting scene was very fierce, but mainly the Taoist priests had the upper hand. This group of Taoist priests looked very beautiful, and their movements were very chic, one sword after another, piercing the enemy ghosts who rushed up in a blink of an eye.

The picture has no beginning and no end, and the viewer is confused to death. He almost thought it was a promotional video of a new drama. At this moment, the camera suddenly turned, and a handsome Taoist turned his head to look at the camera. His sexy voice was magnetic and hoarse: "I'm afraid What about ghosts?"

The camera panned to the next dark-skinned but equally handsome Taoist priest. He asked lazily, "What should I do if I'm afraid of demons?"

Behind him, a young Taoist priest who was described as handsome smiled and asked, "What should I do if my family's Feng Shui is not good?"

The camera zoomed out, and both sides shouted in unison while fighting: "Of course! Yes! Find! Tai! Cang! Zong!"

Narrator: "Taicang Zong! Millennium Zongmen! Long history! Famous trademark! It has been passed down for 62 generations! Trustworthy!"

Priests: "What if you have nowhere to go on the weekend?"

"What if the dating occasion is not novel enough?"

"What should I do if I have experienced the stimulation of this experience?"

While fighting, the two sides shouted again in unison: "Of course! Of course! Yes! Find! Tai! Cang! Zong!"

Narrator: "Taicang Zong! State-of-the-art haunted house! Strong investment! Changeable themes! Excellent staff! Excellent service!"

Priests: "What should I do if there is no evidence that my partner cheated?"

"Business cooperation, what should I do if I am worried about being cheated?"

"Crackdown on counterfeiting and rights protection, what should I do if I have nowhere to start?!"

Shouting in unison: "Sure! Of course! Yes! Find! Tai! Cang! Zong!"

Narrator: "Taicangzong! Legal tax payment! Legal investigation! Public places! Guaranteed to be under the sun! Never invade privacy!"

blah blah, blah blah.

After thinking about it for a while, the opponents of the Taoist priests were finally defeated. They clutched their chests and fell to the ground dying. The camera zoomed in and looked at their crooked eyes. It was basically confirmed that they were ghosts.

At the head, a gloomy ghost looked at the camera, with a confused expression on his terrifying face: "Taicangzong...is it really that powerful?!"

A teammate behind him crawled over and said to him: "Of course, I've heard about it a long time ago. It's such a good place, my lord. It just so happens that we don't have a job. Why don't we go and have a look."

In an instant, the villain boss, who was still in rags before, has transformed into a suit and leather shoes. Although he is still gloomy, he looks like a successful person surrounded by his younger brothers.It enthusiastically turned enemies into friends with the priests and shook hands: "Thank you for finding such a good job for me."

Both turned to the camera at the same time, smiling.

"Taicang Zong! Well-known trademark! Guaranteed quality and quantity! Good treatment! Trustworthy!"

There is a sea of ​​joy in the camera, as for outside the camera——

Wei Tianyi: "..."

All the priests of the Taoist Association who received the good news and turned on the TV to watch the advertisement: "..."

All the innocent viewers in front of the TV: "..."

Fans or believers who were already confused after being informed of the advertising news at the bottom of Taicang Zong's Weibo: "..."

The person in charge of the cultural department stared at the TV and smoked in a daze: "..."

? ? ? ? ?

What the hell is this playing? !

The author has something to say: Wei Xi [with tears in her eyes]: "I'm so touched! The filming is so good that our sect is finally going to ascend!"

Unity righteousness: "Yes! Yes!"

Shuo Zong [with a cold face]: "It may be regarded as a funny show."