Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

"Sure! Of course! Yes! Find! Tai! Cang! Zong!"

In the silent broadcasting room, a circle of old leaders sitting in front of the screen did not make a sound for a long time, and every inch of their dark and huge eye bags was filled with the marks of their insomnia these days.After a long while, an old leader who took the lead took a deep puff on his cigarette butt, then raised his hand to caress his almost bald forehead amidst the vicissitudes of life: "Little Gu..."

Mr. Gu sat at their feet, sobbing for a long time.

Headquarters of the Taicang Clan——

After the impassioned commercials were switched to the next shampoo broadcast, the lingering sound of the protagonists' well-spoken lines still lingered for a long time, lingering.

Chairman Wei Xi sat on the sofa and stared at the screen, his heart was boiling like never before, it was not easy, Taicangzong finally took this historic step.

No one in the room spoke. After Wei Xi got excited, he remembered that Wei Tianyi seemed to have been talking to him just now, but he didn't listen carefully at that time. He turned his head and looked at the other party: "Tianyi, what did you just say?"

Wei Tianyi: "..."

Wei Tianyi didn't look at him, turned around with a blank expression, and stepped into the cold wind outside the door without even wearing a coat.

What the hell is going on in this world?He felt as if he had had a nightmare without warning, and now he desperately needed a bit of cool air to wake him up.

Wei Xi: "?"

Why is he behaving like this?

Wei Xi didn't want to understand, so he simply looked at Mrs. Wang. Although this believer was old, he was well-informed. When he was young, he was also in the business world, and he had a lot of business knowledge in the industry.Wei Xi got the idea of ​​advertising for the sect from her at the beginning, and she should have been worthy of praise and tears in the military medals.

The old lady Wang of the believers was also silent for a while under his gaze, and then raised her hand to search twice before she found the armrest of the sofa, and stood up tremblingly supporting herself: "...I, I still go to put a stick on the Tianzun It smells good."

The two left one after the other, and neither the disciples nor the believers seemed to be happy about the first advertisement of their sect. Wei Xi couldn't help feeling a little disappointed, and wanted to ask his apprentice what was going on.

The second apprentice sat beside him with his face propped up. Seeing him looking at him, he didn't seem to want to talk much, and his eyes were a little speechless.

Fortunately, at this moment, the big apprentice ran over tearfully with his mobile phone in his hand: "Master! Master! Listen! Listen!"

On the other side of the phone, ghosts were crying and howling, the ghost employees of Taicangzong were so excited, and Uncle Shen was sobbing: "Master!!!! We are on TV, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Tuanjieyi couldn't hold back his tears: "Master, how do you think my advertisement is written? In order to write it, I went to Fang Xiaojie to read the viral marketing planning case for a week, and then I wrote it so simple and directly penetrated into the hearts of the people. script. From now on, our Taicang Sect will definitely develop better and better!"

This is a normal reaction!

Wei Xi was finally relieved, it seemed that the decision to advertise was indeed very correct.The popularity of his own sect must soar from now on, everyone in the world knows it.In this way, the future of incense and countless believers seems not too far away.

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To say that his prediction... is not wrong.After all, in the major forums and social networks at this time, countless question marks have indeed occupied the real-time dynamic area——

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[? ?May I ask if there are any viewers who watched the XX channel together just now, can you answer that the advertisement that the poster saw just now is not the hallucination of the poster? 】

From the beginning of this question, the discussion exploded instantly like a detonator igniting the fuse, and it was out of control.

Most importantly, the audience was stunned.

Do you think, when was the advertisement of Taicang Zong aired?prime time.What show is on the prime time? "Believe in Science"!Who will watch "Believe in Science"?Everyone complains about the program, but this kind of "tucao" is at best just a meme. Which one of you watching TV is not a fan of science while complaining?As a result, at the end of the show, this group of fans laughed and scolded the shabby show for deceiving people’s feelings, and once again confirmed their materialistic worldview after the show’s truth without fantasy elements was revealed, the front suddenly slapped them in the face A lot of feudal superstitions came here.

How can this helpless audience digest?

Listen to what is said in the advertisement - what to do if you are afraid of ghosts?What to do if you are afraid of demons?What should I do if my home feng shui is not good?

No, let's not talk about what your TV station is promoting. From the content of this advertisement, it seems that a Taoist temple is promoting itself, but why even Taoist temples have started to advertise on TV these days! ! !What is going on in your line of business? ! !

What's even more weird is the following content, what kind of weird business is the Taicang Zong Haunted House Detective Agency? !

Netizens complained that it was all psychedelic, and some people began to speculate that this was a spoof show produced by the TV station.Unexpectedly, netizens are so numerous and powerful, and after searching, they discovered that these industries that they thought were fictitious actually existed.Not to mention the Taicang Zong haunted house, it has long been a small internet celebrity check-in place in the circle of haunted house lovers and the entertainment options of local young people in Beijing. Even the detective agency whose name most people have never heard of before , There are many customers who have visited on the Internet and have left traceable comments.

For the remaining brokerage companies and health clubs, reasonable and legal registration certificates can be found on the industry and commerce website. It seems that everything is in good business condition and they abide by the business order.

The development of things here is enough to make people confused, but the most confusing thing is undoubtedly the last magic touch at the end of the advertisement.

The villain thanks the Taoist priests for introducing him to work and turns himself into a ghost winner. What exactly is he trying to express?

Some ignorant netizen even 23333 commented and said with a smile: "Is it advocating the harmonious coexistence of humans and ghosts to work together? Tears, this is simply an inspirational recruitment story that promotes world peace. This is a public service advertisement. "

Of course, after this comment caused a lot of laughter, no one would take it seriously. The initial outburst of complaints gradually subsided, and everyone's attention began to shift to what kind of deep meaning was contained in this nonsensical advertisement.

What?You say this is really just a publicity advertisement?How can it be!Everyone was joking at first, but no one knows how strict the standards for censoring content related to feudal superstitions are these days. Let’s not talk about it, what do you want to do as a Taoist temple to avoid censorship and go on TV?Those who are not anti-human or anti-country, just to promote that they are good at catching ghosts?Throughout the 5000 years of history, who has seen such a crazy religion?

Netizens have a strong logical self-consistent ability. After the popularity of this ad blossomed everywhere and they made countless calls to report but did not get an official response, they finally figured out the cause and effect with their strong brain power.

Regardless of the country, the Taicang sect has a backstage.

Since the Taicang sect has a backer, the country's move is definitely not without reason, and it probably has a lot of meaning.

Many angry bloggers began to speculate rationally on the Internet: "Is this Taicang sect sent by propaganda?"

When everyone thinks about it, it really makes sense - the country has not been peaceful in recent years, and I don't know what's going on. Maybe it's a side effect of the information explosion. News related to superstition has suddenly emerged in endlessly in various places.There are often a lot of inexplicable posts on the Internet saying that I have encountered ghosts or goblins. Although these posts were quickly deleted by the supervision department in the end, as long as there is exposure, it will inevitably trigger a lot of discussion. No small force.

No, not long ago, the water level of the Wushan Reservoir in the south skyrocketed, and many local people excitedly went online to rumor that they had encountered the Changyou mentioned in the "Shan Hai Jing", and they were sure that the skyrocketing water level of their own reservoir must be related to this Changyou After all, it was said in the "Shan Hai Jing" that Chang You's ability is to cause floods, which just happened to match.

You say that this kind of person is speechless, but you actually believe in myths and legends such as "Shan Hai Jing". If you really explain the natural disasters in various places according to that book, the water level of Wushan Reservoir is soaring because of Chang You, then it is hard to be penetrating Was the previous drought caused by fat leftovers?

It's anti-intellectual!

There is also the Longying incident on the Yellow River last time, coupled with the subsequent rainstorms and floods in various areas along the downstream coast, although "Believe in Science" and various news media have actively refuted the rumors, there are still many people who wishfully believe that they are willing Believe in the "truth".

And there are more and more cults that come out to act as demons, each of them is doing evil under the banner of the righteous way in the world. For example, the cultivator who was arrested in Xinnan last time. In this way, there are still many old men and women in Xinnan who believe in them and practice Qigong hard.

Because of these people, the originally stable and developing society will be caused by a lot of turmoil from time to time, causing panic among people from all walks of life.

Some popular science bloggers are extremely speechless about the current situation, but unfortunately their abilities are limited. Don’t you see that a column as big as "Believe in Science" can’t make everyone believe in science. Compared with it, aren’t they even smaller?

Thinking of this, everyone immediately realized that it turned out that the Taicang Sect was a friendly army, no wonder they acted so strangely!

TV commercials, official channels, can be searched in every corner of the country, what a big platform it is?Instead of letting ordinary people from all walks of life who are not well-informed and educated enough to be deceived believe in cults, it is better to promote a serious and legal belief to them!

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This argument was strengthened by another argument which was soon discovered.

A well-known animal science blogger quickly posted the newly revised list of animal protection on the Internet, and said happily: "Let's take a look at what's added."

Netizens didn't know why at first, but after seeing it, they all forwarded it and laughed wildly——

"What the hell is the bladder exploding from laughing hahahaha!!!"

"Special protected animal Qinglong hahahahaha!!!"

"No problem! Celebrate Qinglong's rectification of his name! After reposting this comment for three days, draw a 666 red envelope from a descendant of the dragon."

"There's nothing wrong with it. What's wrong with Qinglong? Why is it a special-level protected animal, one level higher than my giant panda. Panda fans are very dissatisfied with [狗头]!"

"Fuck you! You pandas are really shameless. How can you have the confidence to compete with our Qinglong in terms of identity and status! Once our Qinglong comes, your position as a national treasure may not be stable!"

"That's right, a pheasant from nowhere dares to cuckoo here, so hurry up and find a chicken coop and lock it up. Our Qinglong has been firmly in the C position for thousands of years, why can't we beat your panda!"

"23333 didn't expect Qinglong to be the first special-level protected animal in the founding of the country. To be honest, it really deserves the name in terms of how cherished it is hahahahaha!"

"Crooked Nuts: '??? You actually have dragons???'"

"National: I'm very happy with this skin!"

The popular science bloggers themselves couldn’t help laughing: "Take the path of cults, let cults have nowhere to go, and treat feudal superstitions in this way! Taicangzong is very ojbk!"

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Tuanjieyi was a little flustered at the beginning. After the advertisement was broadcast, apart from fans who were shocked and had nothing to say, there was a large wave of strange accounts who scolded them for promoting feudal superstition, and kept saying that they would follow What kind of bureau reported them, and the social reaction was completely different from what he expected.

He didn't dare to tell his master about it, so he could only secretly discuss it with his younger brother, but his younger brother only looked at him with a mentally retarded look.

Tuanjieyi was very hurt. After searching online for a circle of evaluations, he finally realized that there seemed to be something wrong. Contemporary society is no longer the era when all illiterate people prayed to God and worshiped Buddha. Both Daoism and Taoism are scoffed at by many young people, and my own small sect that was born out of nowhere can't convince the public at all.

He was feeling sad, but he didn't know that the limelight suddenly changed, and those accounts who had yelled at his sect before returned a carbine, and all the content left this time became a friendly apology——

"Hahaha, I'm sorry, I was impulsive and didn't recognize that this was a friendly army. I took back my 40-meter-long sword and hit myself on the head at the same time."

"Give spaghetti to the friendly army. The friendly army has been wronged. The friendly army should do a good job and win believers all over the world."

Unity: "???"

What does this mean?

In the comment area, there was also a popular science blogger with many fans who had left a deep impression on him, and it really caused quite a storm just now.

The blogger deleted the comment he had previously denounced, and the one that was voted the highest has been replaced by another one - "Believe in science, oppose pointless prayers to gods and Buddhas, allies have a long way to go, and we must continue to work hard."

Tuanyiyi was very confused, and because he was scolded before, he couldn't help but reply to him: "What are you talking about, of course our sect enshrines gods, haven't you seen Zhiding? The one enshrined is Dao Tianzun! "

The blogger who was very hostile at the beginning retweeted it in a cryptic and intimate way: "I understand, I understand, I know the Heavenly Lord, I believe in science, I believe in the Heavenly Lord, without further ado, I am the first to believe it!"

Hahaha, to be honest, anyone who has a little understanding of religion, who doesn't know that there has never been such a god as Dao Tianzun throughout the ages?Taicang Zong's ally's drama is too deep, and he even cooperates with them to tear him apart.

So after a farce, many netizens started to frenetically brush the topic of #信科学，信德道天尊# on their homepages, coupled with the madly forwarded Taicangzong magic advertisement, the popularity suddenly overwhelmed countless celebrities and became a spectacle.

Unity: "???"

After Wei Xi had a good time, he finally remembered to ask his apprentice how the market feedback was.

Tuanjieyi looked at the ever-increasing number of accounts claiming to be followers of Taicang Sect in his mobile phone in confusion, as well as the almost unscientific increase in the number of fans. After a long silence, he could only summarize this as: "It seems to be very enthusiastic. responding positively."

Wei Xi had no idea about this, and nodded with satisfaction: "It seems that our business direction is indeed correct, what do you think?"

Shuo Zong: "..."

If you're talking about going the way of a cult so that the cult has nowhere to go, then yes.

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The only normal second disciple of the Taicang Sect was completely speechless after seeing the ups and downs of the ad turmoil. There were both the idiot master-student pair in the sect, and the group of open-minded netizens on the Internet.

Wei Xi's world view has been completely fixed after this battle. Sure enough, the way to shine on the lintel outside the mountain is much more complicated than Wei Dedao's previous guidance. As the great apprentice said, modern society must follow the path of modern society. Only way will work.

So when he was thinking about the next step for his family, Mr. Gu came to the door again.

Mr. Gu looked much older than the last time we met, and he showed a half-crying and smiling expression as soon as he entered the door: "Master Wei, how is the effect of the Zongmen advertisement after it is released?"

Of course, that is very good. Among other things, these days, there are quite a lot of ghosts and ghosts who come from the family sect to apply for jobs.Ordinary TV viewers don't know, but it's so hard to recognize that the group of villains active on the silver screen are all of their own kind?Taicang Zong can be advertised. This is the resources that can only be obtained by regular large companies. Lonely ghosts want to become ghost winners just like the recruited villains in the advertisements. Therefore, regardless of ability or attitude They are very humble and sincere.

Taking advantage of this wave of enthusiasm, Uncle Shen recruited a lot of good seedlings in front of him, and called him every day to congratulate him.And because it has been on TV, it still plays a very important role with lines. In the end, it looks quite handsome in suits and leather shoes. It unexpectedly made a little reputation in the ghost world, which caused the female ghost employees in the company to hate it. His attitude became special, and the wild ghosts who came to apply for a job treated him like a star.

Uncle Shen is very proud of being sought after. In order to take the burden of his idol in the company, he took on the role of a business elite, and worked even harder. He worked hard every day without overtime pay, which aroused the enthusiasm of the entire company.

This is definitely a very good result for Taicangzong.

Mr. Gu also saw the satisfaction in his eyes, and smiled wryly: "In order for this advertisement to pass the review, the leaders in the department and I have been under a lot of pressure. If Master Wei can feel satisfied, that would be great. .”

What he said is really not adulterated at all. Originally, in their review, advertisements of this kind of theme were not allowed to be broadcast on TV, or even broadcast on the Internet.Fortunately, the voices on the Internet were re-planned for various reasons in the later period, and the impact was not as serious as they had imagined at the beginning, and it achieved a good effect that was not expected before. But at the beginning, from top to bottom in the department But they are all biting the bullet.

To be honest, several big leaders wanted to oppose it at first, but they finally gave up this idea out of various considerations.Apart from the fact that the old leader had guaranteed the ticket, the most important thing was the seemingly extraordinary ability of Taicangzong.

After meeting Qinglong, they learned the news that Xuanwu had already appeared from the Taoist priests of the local Taoist Association.

Although the priests were secretive about the details of the arrest of the Xinnan Cult last time, the news that was revealed to them from top to bottom all shared the same truth - the person who arrested Xuanwu at that time was also from the Taicang Zongli.

As the person in charge of "Believe in Science", Mr. Gu has not witnessed the scene of Xuanwu's arrest, but he has seen Qinglong's arrest process with his own eyes!

Wei Xi's ferocious performance of riding on the green dragon and gnawing scales made him drenched in cold sweat until midnight. Although the real meritorious service was actually a mineral water bottle, there is no need to doubt Wei Xi's combat effectiveness, right?

Nowadays, there are frequent situations in various parts of the country. Not to mention the weak strength of the Taoists in the Taoist Association, they are very short of manpower. A large company that always cooperates with higher-level departments has very strict conditions to hire them. Mr. Gu One's own level is definitely not up to the standard.There are a lot of bad things in the department now, and he wants to cooperate with Wei Xi for a long time, so he can only work harder to win the benefits for the other party.

"It's like this." Mr. Gu said hesitantly, "Master Wei also knows that the drought in Wuhua is severe, and the priests of the Taoist Association have to go to Wuhua urgently to pray for rain."

Wuhua is the place where Feiyi was caught before. It is said that there has been no rain for more than three months.Wuhua is a large agricultural province, and many people still rely on the sky for their food. The consequences of the nest of fat are very serious. Weixi has seen the photos sent to him by the local priests. The land is cracking, and the rivers and lakes are almost Nearly dry, the vegetables in the field are dead and dry, and the government is desperately diverting water, but it cannot guarantee their daily living supply.Therefore, even though it is winter, the distress on the faces of the residents is still clearly visible.If the drought continues like this, next year's spring plowing in the countryside will definitely not have to be thought about again, and urban life will inevitably enter a more severe predicament.

The priests didn't expect to ask for rain. They wanted to invite Wei Xi to go with them, but Wei Xi didn't know how to ask, so he refused the group activity.

Wei Xi still felt a little strange at the time, isn't Qinglong good at water?Wouldn't it be nice to take Qinglong with you to the zoo?

The second apprentice said: "The blue dragon is good at water, and there must be water to be good. In ancient times, the dragon clan did take the job of moving clouds and spreading rain for a period of time, but it was only responsible for swallowing clouds and blowing fog. Rain spreading is not that simple. The way of heaven checks and balances all things, and will not give any divine beast the ability to rain alone. Rainfall is the business of the two stars, Master Feng Boshui."

Wei Xi seemed to understand, but after listening to the words of the second apprentice, he also knew that the green dragon was probably useless: "Why don't they invite the pair of stars?"

Hearing the words, the second apprentice just smiled inexplicably, and looked at the sky with complicated ridicule and pity in his eyes.

The way of heaven can collapse, and everything in the world is so unpredictable, even if it was often sacrificed by the whole country since the Qin and Han Dynasties, so what, should it fall or fall?Uncle Feng, Master of the Navy, how many believers can remember their names today?

Wei Xi didn't quite understand what the disciple's silence before meant, but Mr. Gu's words were still understandable. He nodded and said, "I know, Mr. Gu is here for this? It's a pity that I'm not good at this, and I don't plan to join them in rainstorming." legal affairs."

Mr. Gu quickly shook his head and took out his mobile phone: "Master Wei, you misunderstood. I came to you for another matter, which has nothing to do with praying for rain."

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What Mr. Gu showed Wei Xi was a video, the content was rather chaotic, like a law enforcement scene, with many people being pressed to the ground by the police in the background.This group of people has clearly been subdued, but there is no fear on their faces, and they are still swearing and saying things like "I want you to meddle in your own business with dogs and mice!" and so on.

Mr. Gu sighed: "This is the law enforcement record provided to us by the Lehe City police. Those arrested are a group of cult members who made illegal sacrifices. The main reason is that Master Wei has experience in suppressing the Xiusheng Sect. Will take the liberty to come and ask for help.”

Tuanyiyi on the side was surprised: "Why is there another cult?"

Mr. Gu shook his head: "I don't know what's going on. Over the years, cult organizations all over the country have become more and more rampant, and I don't know what kind of connection exists behind them. In short, there are many contacts between cults. Master Wei probably still I have never heard of it. The teacher of Xiushengjiao advocated that Pang was doing pyramid schemes in Lehe before joining Xiushengjiao. We later cooperated with the police to interrogate him and confirmed that he learned many methods in Lehe. But it is believed that Compared with his method of defrauding and spreading qigong in Xinnan, Lehe's cult method is much more terrifying. The reason why he was arrested by the police this time is because they wanted to sacrifice a pair of virgin boys and girls to their evil gods .”

Wei Xi: "A living sacrifice?"

Mr. Gu: "Yes, luckily the local police rescued the pair of children before they were submerged in the river."

Wei Xi nodded, he didn't show the slightest bit special about the topic involving human life, and he muttered to himself.

Mr. Gu looked at his expression anxiously. With Wei Xi's strength so high, it can be seen that he is a little arrogant, and he doesn't even look down on Qinglong.The last time he cooperated to catch the dragon, he put forward such a difficult request. This time there is no advertisement to be posted, and he does not know whether he will agree to his request.

After a while, Wei Xi finally said solemnly: "Mr. Gu, it is reasonable to say that we have cooperated once, I shouldn't have said that..."

When Mr. Gu heard this, he felt a little desperate in his heart, did he really want to refuse?

Wei Xi asked slowly: "—You didn't pay me last time, but after all, it was advertised, so I didn't mention it to you. Will you pay me this time? Or do you consider directly applying for a card for long-term cooperation?" ?”

Mr. Gu: "..."

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Mr. Gu had helped a lot before, and he was generous with the money. He agreed to let his department come forward to apply for the gold card of the Taicang Sect. Now Wei Xi finally understands why the books given to him by the great apprentice always talk about advocating contact with government agencies. They have cooperated, and the cooperation between government agencies and units is really much more convenient than private companies and individuals. The recharge amount immediately reached a new high in the history of Zongmen's card opening.

Wei Xi faintly felt that he could find more opportunities to cooperate with the country in the future.

As for the cult, the Xiushengjiao left a deep impression on him last time. If the cult members outside the mountain were all like Zhang Pang and Xiushengjiao, it would not take much effort for him to attack seventeen or eight of them a week.

Wei Xi didn't take it seriously, but the second apprentice suddenly grabbed him before going out.

Wei Xi asked, "What's wrong?"

The second apprentice raised his eyes and looked at the sky. The air in the capital has not been very good since winter, but the sky has been surprisingly clean in the past two days.At this time, the sky was already dark, the bright moon was hanging high, and the scattered stars were scattered in the sky, the number was not too many, and the light was very dim.

Wei Xi vaguely remembered that he saw the reason on the Internet. Netizens and experts said that it was because the environment was too harsh, which caused the stars in the city to be so dim and rare. At the same time, he did not forget to post some pictures taken in the countryside and abroad The photos of the starry sky do look much more prosperous than what you can see in the capital.

But every time Weixi sees those photos, he always feels a bit inconsistent. He feels very different from those netizens who yelled "too beautiful" and "too beautiful" in the comments. The chaotic memory always reminds him vaguely that the sky It shouldn't be like this.

Even in those well-regarded photos, the stars are not bright enough for him at all.

But he didn't know where his knowledge came from.

The second apprentice looked at the sky for too long, and Wei Xi unconsciously raised his head and followed him, but he couldn't see anything special.

At this time, the second apprentice lowered his head thoughtfully, for a moment Wei Xi felt that the emotion flashed in his eyes was even terrifying, and the hairs on the back of his neck couldn't help but stand up instinctively.

A big warm hand covered the back of his neck and touched it gently. The second apprentice seemed to have noticed his nervousness, and returned to his usual calm and calm appearance. The stars are bright at night."

He opened the door for Wei Xi, and deliberately did not sit in together, but closed the door and walked around from the rear to the other end.

After making sure Wei Xi couldn't see him, he took out his vibrating cell phone——

"Xia Shouren, did you see that too?"

Xia Shouren on the other end of the phone hummed, with a rare serious voice: "Feng Bo Yu Shi star is on."

Shuo Zong said coldly: "I'm about to be possessed."

Xia Shouren: "I thought it was the worst situation now, but I didn't expect that there are still fallen gods. Their location seems to be near Lehe City, so I'll take people there. As for the gods... what are your plans?"

Shuo Zong took a look at the car, Wei Xi didn't see him getting into the car, he had already opened the car window and poked his head out to look for it: "Queer?"

Standing in the cold wind, with one hand in his pocket, Shuo Zong smiled at him with the corner of his mouth raised, but his condensed voice was completely different from the gentle curve of the corner of his mouth——

"What other plans do you have? Bring my God-killing Whip and come to me."