Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Bi Fang was quite surprised when he received the call: "Send it to Mr. Shuo Zong's house? Doesn't he hate these evil beasts the most? Why is he suddenly interested in Fei Yi? Why does he want Fei Yi?"

Xia Shouren: "...Eat."

Bi Fang: "...?"

Bi Fang was at a loss.

Tuanjieyi took advantage of this time to search for Feiyi's information, looked at the legendary introduction on his phone, and couldn't help but be dumbfounded: "Wait...wait a minute, does this thing really exist? No, this thing is really real Can I eat it?"

"Is there anything you can't eat?" Shuo Zong glanced at Wei Xi, whose eyes brightened a lot when he learned that there was something to eat, and replied calmly, "What do you think fat left is, it's just the illusion of the chaos and turbidity of heaven and earth. It’s just a stupid thing, not intelligent, only doing evil, if you can’t eat it, how do you think you got the information?”

Xia Shouren: "..."

That sounds really reasonable.

It is true that in the prehistoric period, the world was full of aura, and things like fat leftovers could be seen everywhere. Because they had no intelligence, average strength, and instinct to do evil, they were always at the bottom of the food chain of the ancient groups.Not to mention that these auspicious beasts who maintain the righteousness of the world will clean up when they encounter it, even ordinary humans will organize their forces to resist beheading for the sake of good weather.

Moreover, the killing of human beings is not enough. In the long history, a book was compiled, which clearly introduced the taste of these things.From this point of view, although human beings are weak, they are truly worthy of the title of Heavenly Dao's darling.

Xia Shouren still remembers the creepy feeling when he first opened "Shan Hai Jing". Fortunately, in the section introducing him, he didn't describe his taste except rainbow fart.

But even so, he still fell under a very deep psychological shadow. Seeing Tuanjieyi, he still wanted to share the fragment of Feiyi's article with himself, and hurriedly avoided: "I don't read it, I don't read it."

Shuo Zong ignored his entanglement, and after handing over the work, he picked out a car key from the drawer: "Let's go."

Wei Xi didn't move: "Where are you going?"

Shuo Zong met his eyes and said as a matter of course: "My family."

Wei Xi was taken aback for a moment, he wanted to go back to the sect earlier just now.

But Shuo Zong didn't urge, and said in an unhurried tone: "Bi Fang should have already prepared the fat."

Wei Xi: "..."

Shuo Zong: "Will you go?"

Wei Xi followed without hesitation: "Go."

******

Shuo Zong's goal was achieved, but he was not happy at all. While driving, he couldn't stop looking at Wei Xi, who was sitting beside him full of food, so easy to deceive...

But Bi Fang, who got into the car together, was a little excited: "Shall I go to Mr. Shuo Zong's house together? I have heard about the name for a long time, but I have never visited before."

The auspicious beasts, especially the veteran auspicious beasts from ancient times, have a strong sense of territory.Even Xia Shouren, who has the best personality, has offices and residences that outsiders can never set foot in without permission, not to mention Shuo Zong, who has a cold style.

Xia Shouren curled his lips: "This miser, a house full of treasures, is afraid of being missed. Let alone you, I haven't been there a few times."

Bi Fang was even more flattered when he heard this.

To say that he is a majestic bird at any rate, an existence that has been all-powerful in the prehistoric period, shouldn't be so class-conscious, but the other party is Shuo Zong, who is feared by both humans and non-humans in the company.

Of course, human beings do it out of wealth reasons. It is human nature to be afraid of the boss. The reason for the beasts is much more complicated. After all, in addition to ordinary auspicious beasts like him, there are also many existences in the company who are as famous as Shuo Zong in ancient times, such as the one next to him. Mr. Xia Shouren.

It is a pity that the world is impermanent. After the collapse of the heaven and the earth, the aura of the heaven and the earth plummeted. The practice world that relied on this practice entered a desperate situation in an instant, and the original order of the entire human society also collapsed and changed dramatically in an instant.

Most of the ancient gods and beasts used to disdain to go in and out of the mortal world. Even if they had to deal with humans, most of them were practitioners. Therefore, almost without exception, they lost their most powerful group of believers, and their vitality was greatly damaged.

But this is still a good thing, after all, after their vitality was seriously injured, the Heavenly Dao also opened up their existence, and left after the twelve lightning strikes, regardless of life or death.

Worse than them are those younger generations who have developed in a high-profile way in the past, such as the four great beasts who made their debut and became famous in the world, and their followers are all over the world.With so many believers, wouldn't it be bad?Tiandao hacked them at that time, it really hacked to death, especially the most arrogant dragon clan after becoming famous, the whole sea area was big and small, and none of them survived in the end.The law of heaven is ruthless, not even letting go of the hatching dragon eggs.

Strange to say, I heard that Mr. Shuo Zong was also on the verge of dying after suffering the thunder disaster, and almost fell.

At that time, his injuries were directly proportional to the number of auspicious beasts who were as famous as him but had also suffered thunder disasters. For a long time, Bi Fang thought that there was probably moisture in the opponent's imposing name left in ancient times.

But then I don't know what happened, this gentleman disappeared for a while, and then returned to the field of vision in an unstoppable array, and summoned all the auspicious beasts who had been hiding in Tibet for the rest of their lives, and came to the world in a mighty way.

Bi Fang himself only realized the strength of the other party from then on.Today, this person has turned himself into one of the most representative symbols of wealth in the mortal world, with countless believers in the world. This is an achievement that other auspicious beasts in the company can't match.

The existence of gods is like this. They seem to be high above, overlooking the world, but in fact every bit of power comes from the belief in this "human world".The more believers, the stronger the strength. This kind of "faith" is not limited to the way of burning incense in temples and Taoist temples.

Totems, jewelry, comics, characters, statues, even if it is just the simplest little tea treasure, even if there is only a little bit of sincerity, the word "believe" is the best heart fragrance.

Thinking of this, Bi Fang couldn't help sighing. Compared with Mr. Shuo Zong, his current disciples are not only rare, but very few.

Most of the people in the present age probably don't even know who Bi Fang is. Thanks to Mr. Shuo Zong's investment in a large-scale online game a few years ago, he set the top-performing auspicious beasts in the company into ssr cards , so that their faith has improved a lot.The second generation of this game will be released soon, and for this reason, none of the auspicious beasts in the company dare not take a hard look at the boss. In order to become ssr, everyone almost wishes to work hard all year round.Bi Fang himself was directly rooted in the operation department of that online game. When the daily turnover dropped by a little bit, he slapped the table and called a team meeting to find the reason. He was so anxious that he almost burst into flames several times.

As a result, the company's game department now regards him as a scourge.The boss of the operation department trembled when he saw him.

But these mortals don't understand at all, reform and opening up, 21st century, with the core values ​​of socialism, it is too difficult for the ancient Ruishou to develop some believers, and it's not like drinking a cup of tea can be fed by the majority of middle-aged bosses Mr. Shuo Zong, they are all pointing to the fact that the game traffic is alive.

When Bi Fang came back to his senses, he couldn't help but become more curious about his special treatment, and cautiously asked Xia Shouren, who looked angrily, "Then Mr. Xia, why did Mr. Shuo Zong let me come today?"

Does this mean to promote yourself?

Xia Shouren thought that this man was dreaming again, so he poked it ruthlessly, and sneered: "Aren't you a fire controler? What can I ask you to come here? Of course, it's burning fat. Which one of us seems to be able to get rid of it?" The kitchen guy?"

Bi Fang: "???"

He is in charge of the company's online game department, and also has the important task of saving the world. In ancient times, he was a majestic divine bird who often accompanied the Yellow Emperor.

Shuo Zong in front turned the steering wheel in a circle, and drove the car smoothly into a hidden garage entrance, with a calm tone: "Prehistoric God of War II is almost ready, this time we will add five SSSR cards, push To the players, give them the highest-level mainline hidden mission."

Bi Fang: "..."

Bi Fang: "Would you like braised in soy sauce or stewed in clear water? This pork belly is a bit big, why don't you add some salt and pepper?"

Xia Shouren: "..."

Xia Shouren was silent for a while, and finally realized the reality, and gave up thinking about the strangeness of eating fat leftovers: "Why don't I help you too."

Tuanjieyi: "??? Master, what are they talking about???"

Isn't "The Great Desolate God of War" the game that made him die of love?The second part is coming out?

******

But soon this question was thrown out of his mind.

Unity: "..."

Tuanjieyi stood at the exit of the elevator in shock, hesitated for a long time, and still couldn't help but question: "...Mr. It's a bit too exaggerated."

Looking around, inside the elevator, it hardly looks like a home for living, it's clearly a museum.

I don't know how many shelves are built in the room to place things, one row after another, arranged as tightly as a library.The only difference is that the shelves are no longer books.Porcelain, antiques, bronzes, all kinds of decorations and jade ornaments, countless antiques with a strong time color, even those who don't know how to know, can see that the valuable antiques are piled on top of each other as if they don't need money.

Tuanjieyi was dumbfounded, Bi Fang opened his mouth, and Xia Shouren, as the guide, was not as taciturn as Shuo Zong. Seeing them like this, he couldn't help shaking his head: "Do you know why he is stingy and doesn't let people in?" ?”

Unite Yi nodded fiercely, is it okay for people to come in and touch one and a half?

Tuanjieyi nodded and then asked in a daze: "But... But there is no need to keep so many things at home, can't they be stored in the bank?"

Xia Shouren clicked his tongue twice: "Can he trust the bank? It seems that you don't know him well enough."

Bi Fang: "Well, is it possible that these things are real?"

Xia Shouren: "What do you think?"

Tuanjieyi was not so knowledgeable. He started to visit very curiously, and did not dare to look at those shining treasures. He pointed to an unattractive bronze tripod in front of him: "...This bronze tripod is...?"

Xia Shouren: "Have you heard of the Goujian Sword, King of Yue? It is a cultural relic unearthed from the same tomb as that sword."

Tuanjieyi: "...fuck me."

He hastily moved away, afraid of bumping into this priceless thing, and saw a piece of dusty white jade on another shelf.This white jade was not only dirty, but also seemed to have a broken corner, which stood out from all the surrounding companions who were suspicious of emeralds: "What is this thing?"

Xia Shouren: "You don't even know He Shibi?"

Tuanjieyi: "...fuck me."

Tuanjieyi's legs began to swing, wishing he could shrink his huge body to the size of a quail, isn't it immoral, this kind of treasure is placed on the shelf casually?If the fuck broke one of them, I'd probably lose my life!

As an auspicious beast, Bi Fang doesn't look at ordinary things, but he is naturally attracted by aura, so he immediately noticed something that seemed to have aura on another shelf: "This...could this be..."

Xia Shouren on the side nodded solemnly: "The purple gold chain on the crown of the Yellow Emperor."

The Yellow Emperor has fallen for a long time, and he has never heard of anything left behind. Bi Fang really couldn't believe it: "How...how is this possible? These things were quite rare treasures before the collapse of the heavens, and even more so in modern times... How could Mr. Shuo Zong gather them here?"

At the moment when the Heavenly Dao collapsed, everyone's caves were hit hard at the same time, the fairy mountains and famous rivers were opened to block the barriers of mortals, and most of their treasures were turned into nothingness, and only a small part of each family could stay.Bi Fang belongs to the more miserable ones. Since then, he has been poor all the way to the reform and opening up. Now that his job is stable, he just lives on the dead salary of the company. He has to grit his teeth repeatedly even to buy a mortal luxury. Ever had such a scene?

Xia Shouren, who had always been calm because he had been here a few times, finally couldn't hold back when he heard this, with sadness in his eyes: "What do you think! This purple gold chain was originally saved by me to marry my wife! He Shibi It was in my house at first!"

This old bastard, how else can he gather together!

Bi Fang was in a daze, and unknowingly walked towards the chain, but Shuo Zong, who was changing shoes, immediately glanced over coldly.

Bi Fang froze, and asked nervously, "What does this mean?"

Xia Shouren: "Don't you understand?"

Bi Fang: "Don't let me move?"

Xia Shouren: "Sure, who is he, don't you have any idea?"

Bi Fang: "...That's right."

Xia Shouren: "Don't talk about you, last time I took one of his paintings out, I was almost beaten to death by him."

Bi Fang: "Huh? So strict? Don't you say that you are Mr. Shuo Zong's best buddy?"

Xia Shouren: "What do you mean?"

Bi Fang: "No."

Xia Shouren: "Don't be so narrow-minded, okay? The friendship between me and him is world-famous, but have you ever heard of my brother who settles accounts? When it comes to money, how many relatives don't recognize him? Do you want me to teach you science? Don't say it's me, replace it with Hong It's useless for Ancestor Jun to come. I don't know what he wants to save so many treasures."

Just as he was talking, a person came up from the side and walked straight towards the purple gold chain.

Wei Xi asked, "What is this?"

Shuo Zong threw the coat on the hanger, and said calmly, "Do you like it?"

Wei Xi frowned and sniffed near the pendant: "There is aura."

Shuo Zongji pulled the slippers forward, stretched out his long arms, took the string of chains off the shelf, spread them out in his palm and looked at them: "Want?"

Wei Xi: "You want to give it to me?"

Shuo Zong met his eyes, snorted after a while, raised his hand and put the chain on his head, and said indifferently: "It's not a rare thing."

Bi Fang: "..."

Xia Shouren: "..."

Bi Fang hesitated for a while: "Old Xia, you..."

Xia Shouren: "Can you stop talking?"

Bi Fang paused, but still shut his mouth in embarrassment. Seeing Wei Xi ignorantly touching the pendant and leaving with Shuo Zong, he glanced around and saw a frame of scrolls in the corner of the cabinet, and reached out his hand curiously.

Shuo Zong, who left with Wei Xi in front, turned his head slowly, as if he had eyes on the back of his head.

"Dare to move" is written on the left eye, and "You will die" on the right eye.

Bi Fang: "..."

Xia Shouren: "..."

Xia Shouren: "Bi Fang, you..."

Bi Fang: "Why bother to hurt each other?"

Xia Shouren: "..."

Bi Fang withdrew his arms: "...Let's go and make fat."

Xia Shouren: "Okay."

*****

As a fire beast, Bi Fang's ability to control fire is unreliable. In addition, although the fat pig he picked was ugly and could cause harm, the meat was fat and tender. An aroma that animals do not have.

The braised half of the fat leftover meat is crispy and soft, with a lustrous luster. When you sip it in your mouth, the juicy fibers can't wait to melt on the tip of your tongue. The bones are also full of gelatin, which is more refreshing than the dragon's horn.

The half of the salt and pepper has been oiled ahead of time. The snake skin on the surface is fried to give a slightly browned and crispy feeling, but the meat inside is still soft and plump. When you bite down, it is mixed with the spicy salt and pepper. It is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, and the mouth is full. , is simply extravagant.

In the past, Wei Xi's food was either raw and bloody or simple and rough. Even since he went down the mountain, it was the first time he had eaten such delicious food.

But Tuanjieyi ate it with a thoughtful look on his face: "Master, why do I feel that this taste is very familiar, as if I have eaten it before."

Wei Xi hadn't spoken yet, but Xia Shouren who was at the side was startled, and looked around him seriously: "Have you eaten fat before?"

Still such an exquisite way of eating, is it also a mythical beast?Or fallen stars?But no matter how you look at it, it's impossible.

Xia Shouren knew the heavens and the earth from birth, and he was in the God Realm during the prehistoric period. Which star and beast did not recognize?I never remember the face of unity and righteousness.

Tuanjieyi was also confused: "...huh?"

It's the first time he's seen Fei Yi, it's a bit too ugly, and it just gave him a fright.

Xia Shouren didn't take him seriously in the past, but now under suspicion, he couldn't help but become cautious: "I can't tell, you have quite a background."

Tuanjieyi: "That must be done."

Xia Shouren was taken aback when he heard the words, could it be that the real person didn't show his face, and he was mistaken?

Tuanjieyi then chuckled: "You are not talking nonsense, I think back then when I was in Fengyang, begging was fast and good, and the speed of hiding from the city management is no one. Honorably called Brother Tuan!"

Xia Shouren: "..."

Xia Shouren wiped his face, he was wrong, he was really wrong, how could someone who can get along with Wei Xi be normal?I actually took his running train with his mouth seriously.No matter how downcast XingXiu and Divine Beast are, they won't be down enough to beg for food.

Bi Fang, as a beast in the world, doesn't understand the sufferings of the people. Hearing the boast of unity, he became curious: "I see that you have a dignified appearance, with bright eyes and eyebrows. You don't seem to be a beggar."

Tuanjieyi thought of the past, but his attitude was quite free and easy: "There is no way, I have no parents, I didn't go to school, I was brought up by an old beggar, what can I do if I don't become a beggar? But I am lucky, I was given by my master Brought to the capital, mixed up to now, tsk tsk, general manager, it's really glorious."

Wei Xi patted the big apprentice's head in distress, picked up a chopstick of fat leftover meat for him, and put two more chopsticks into the bowl in front of him.

The originally empty bowl was almost full by him, and he kept eating like this for a whole meal, so he ate very slowly. Shuo Zong had seen him eating like a storm, so he glanced at Tuanyiyi, his eyes It landed on the trembling piece of fat in the other party's bowl, and he couldn't help frowning: "What are you doing? It doesn't suit your taste?"

Wei Xi said seriously while picking up vegetables in the bowl in front of him: "This is delicious, I'm going to take it back for my second apprentice to taste too."

Shuo Zong was stunned.

Xia Shouren was halfway through eating and suddenly poked Bi Fang in shock: "Look! Why does he seem to be glowing?!"

Bi Fang stuffed his mouth full of food, and immediately looked in the direction Xia Shouren was pointing at. Before he could see clearly, he saw Shuo Zong standing up suddenly in front of him, and calmly said to them, "Don't eat."

Xia Shouren: "?"

Bi Fang: "?"

What the hell?We have been busy all afternoon!

But Shuo Zong obviously didn't intend to take care of their emotions, he quickly obtained two large lunch boxes from nowhere and handed them to Wei Xi, indicating that Wei Xi could pack up all the leftover fat and meat.

Xia Shouren looked at him blankly with his chopsticks in his hand: "...Are you still human?"

Bi Fang gnawed on his empty chopsticks: "It wasn't originally."

Xia Shouren: "..."

Shuo Zong drove the two of them away who were trying to protest, and turned to look at the table. Thinking of Wei Xi's expression when he ate the first bite of fat just now, his eyes dimmed.

Wei Xi really didn't seem to have eaten anything good.

Bi Fang suddenly heard his deep voice: "Bi Fang, what Qingniu brought back this time is a litter of fat?"

Bi Fang smacked his lips: "Ah, there are quite a lot of them. There are two males and two females. I brought the biggest male. Why do you ask this?"

He looked up at the boss, and saw that the boss seemed to be meditating on something.

Bi Fang: "?"

Then I heard the other party ask: "Is the negative eighteenth floor still vacant?"

Bi Fang: "Huh?"

Seeing his friend's expression, Xia Shouren suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart: "...it's empty, what's wrong?"

Then I heard an indescribable voice——

"It's too wasteful, it's better to develop it for breeding."

Xia Shouren rolled his eyes greatly: "What are you raising? You are raising fat? Buddy, can you be more sober?"

Bi Fang: "I don't think it's appropriate either..."

Shuo Zong put his hands in his pockets, leaned against the wall, and looked at them indifferently: "The sssr card of "The God of War II" will be finalized by the end of next month at the latest."

Xia Shouren took out his phone and clicked on Taobao: "Let me see, how much is the copy of "Postpartum Care of Sows"?"

Bi Fang: "Fei Yi loves drought and high temperature. Mr. Shuo Zong, I think it is very suitable for me to be in charge of this project."