My world seems to be wrong

Edogawa Ranpo: "That's why Dazai-kun should graduate as soon as possible and return to the detective agency to work overtime. Otherwise, why would a man who can't afford a bride price marry Xiaojuzi back home!"

Nasu: ...So you guys just think that I'm the one who got married?

It is Dazai who obviously has no car, no house, no savings, and no graduation. Why didn't he marry Dazai back home?

……

Nasu's thoughts were finally discovered by Munakata Reiji who was passing by.

And one sentence directly disrupted Nasu's thinking mode.

"It's not important for you to be above or below. All you need to know is that you have what he doesn't have, and you have what he has. He is also yours, and it only belongs to you. In this way, other people's opinions are basically irrelevant." It doesn't matter, does it?"

Nasu nodded seriously, and then said, "So Mr. Office Manager, how do you know so much?"

Zhou Fangzun who was passing by said, "Pfft."

……Uh-huh?Why did you leave?

After the blue and the red looked at each other, an astonishing fighting spirit rose from all over their bodies, and they walked directly in one direction.

It looks like we're going to fight again.

Nasu sighed.

I decided to go straight to the supermarket.

By the way, Nasu also found out that the poor esper who only had 3000 of his 500 yen allowance for the month wanted to go to the supermarket to buy special coffee jelly.

Nasu calmly packed all the coffee jelly from the supermarket to Saiki Kusuo.

He hesitated a little when the other party expressed surprise, but he still asked the question he wanted to ask, "What should I do if I am in a relationship?"

[Are you... in love? ! 】 Saiki Kusuo was even more surprised.

【Which person is so powerful that he can actually chase after a completely unresponsive elm bump like you. 】

"...you put it that way, I put all these coffee jellies back on the shelf."

[When I didn't say anything. 】

【What do you want to do when you are in a relationship? Ask me, I don’t know too much. Shopping together?Drink milk tea, eat, go to an amusement park or a video game city?This should be a basic operation, don't you think about it?Or do you mean you have done all these things? 】

"No, to be precise, I haven't done anything." Nasu had never been in a relationship.

Although I have searched on search engines for various things that need to be done in love, I still don’t know what to do, and what other people do in love may not be completely suitable for him. What he needs is some suitable references Suggestions as well, something that Dazai might like.

The problem is, he doesn't know what he likes at all.

I always felt that this love affair was too hasty, and Nasu suddenly regretted it, not regretting that he had established a relationship with Osamu Dazai, but regretting why he didn't get to know Osamu Dazai earlier and more thoroughly.

It's really embarrassing to feel like I don't know anything and can't be sure.

[Then you take that person to do all these things first, and then ask him what he likes, wouldn't it be fine? 】Kusuo Saiki has already opened a coffee jelly, and the expression on his face is full of happiness. Although the coffee jelly in the supermarket is not as good as some special dessert shops, it is still very delicious.

"That makes sense." Nasu nodded seriously.

[For example, you can go to the supermarket together now to see if there is anything he likes to eat, etc... Speaking of which, you already have a date, why do you want to go to the supermarket alone? 】

Saiki Kusuo suddenly discovered a blind spot.

"Because everyone in Honmaru is currently on the battlefield, and I am the only one at home, I would rather do it myself than buy food outside."

[Then make a call and call him over, let's go to the supermarket together. 】

"is this okay?"

[Aren't you a couple?For couples, it's really not good to be so unfamiliar and polite. 】

Nasu nodded hesitantly, and finally took out his mobile phone, dialed Osamu Dazai,

Saiki Kusuo, who had already discovered from his heartbeat that he and Osamu Dazai were together, was a little surprised at first, but later felt that it had nothing to do with it. After all, Osamu Dazai and Osamu Dazai were also different people.

What's more, there are two Dazai Osamu who have completely different dimensions.

As for why the two are together?When did they get together, Saiki Kusuo didn't even get to the bottom of it. They were friends, and they were very close friends, but it didn't mean that he could intervene in another person's feelings on his own initiative.

The pink-haired boy directly carried a large bag of coffee jelly, and teleported back to his home with a satisfied face.

And Nasu, who was staying in the supermarket, also dialed Dazai's number.

The two of them don't stay together 24 hours a day, not to mention that Osamu Dazai is a person who often skips classes, and often uses the teleportation device set up by Nasu to directly teleport to the office of the leader of the Hongkong Building to tease Mori Ogai's emotions .

Ever since Dazai got used to the high school courses, he not only took the initiative to preview the university courses, he even finished the sophomore knowledge.

So much so that even if the two of them have established a relationship, they usually do their own things, and they don't have the sticky, sweet and happy feeling of couples.

Nasu thinks that this is not enough, feelings need to be managed, especially that guy had finally exposed his feelings before, and now it is normal to hide, it really doesn't feel good.

When the phone is dialed.

On the other end of the phone, Osamu Dazai was staying in the Armed Detective Agency in Yokohama.

Just as Nasu thinks that relationships need to be managed, he also thinks so, after all, Xiaojuzi is really a super excellent person.

It will really be taken away by others, especially since there are so many talents in his family who are very powerful in various fields.

Whether it's the Asahina family or the sword man.

Osamu Dazai has to admit that he really has a sense of crisis. After the relationship is confirmed, he feels more crisis than when the relationship is not confirmed.

So I went to the detective agency. Everyone in the detective agency has seen various cases, and there will always be some suggestions. As for the group of people in the Hong Kong and Black Building... even the leader is a great magician. Dazai really couldn't ask for anything else.

When Dazai saw the phone ringing, he connected it without hesitation.

Then the boy's voice with a slightly electric sound came from the phone to his ears, "Dazai, do you want to go to the supermarket with me?"

Before Osamu Dazai reacted, the people around him became excited.

She made mouth shapes with Yosano Akiko, but didn't make any sound: "A date, it's a date!"Hurry up and agree, just when you are struggling with various things, that child must also be struggling. It is much more convenient to tell each other directly about something strange than to ask someone else!

Kunikida Doppo was amazed: he never expected that Dazai, who originally thought he would be single for the rest of his life, could find a partner.

Osamu Dazai smiled brightly when he heard the voice on the phone, "It's ok, where are you now? I'll go find you right away."

"At xx supermarket." Nasu reported the address.

"I'll be there in 10 minutes!" After saying this, Osamu Dazai put on the coat that had been put on the chair, and said while putting it on, "Little orange, wait for me, hang up first, bye."

Turning around, he fired the map cannon at a group of single dogs behind him.

"What a mistake, on the topic of love, I can ask Xiaojuzi directly, how we get along is the most suitable.

You singles can't give anything of value at all. "

Kunikida smashed the notebook in his hand directly on his face, but he hurriedly dodged it, and Yosano Akiko had already taken out the chainsaw...

Osamu Dazai rushed to the depths of the detective agency calmly, and a blue light flashed, and he went back to Nasu's house directly. Then, Dazai rushed all the way to Nasu regardless of the disgusted eyes of the sword men who stayed behind. said address.

When the two stood in the supermarket and looked at each other, they always felt that they were the only ones in sight.

It was an indescribable feeling.

But I also feel really happy.

"Dazai."

"Little Orange~"

"You can ask me to go to the supermarket earlier. Waiting here for so long, won't it be lonely?" Osamu Dazai made a handsome appearance, and his heart beat a little faster. He didn't know what to do. What about dealing with this kind of relationship, and it's also the first time he's in love!

Nasu rolled his eyes, "It's not that I'm lonely, I'm just thinking, Dazai, your physical strength is still not as strong as Mr. Chuya, so you should try to buy as few things as possible, and run a few more times to carry them."

"...So I came here just to help you carry your bag?" Dazai's expression suddenly became bitter.

"Dazai can also tell me what you like to eat, and I'll make it for you." Nasu only said.

"Crab, crab, crab!"

"Okay." In the boy's voice, for some reason, there was a feeling of pampering.

Dazai inexplicably felt a chill behind his back, and then said, "Little Orange, are you trying to rebel against me?!"

"what?"

"Speaking of which, Little Orange still doesn't know what body position is."

Nasu:?

Seeing Nasu's confused expression, Nasu relaxed, "Then I can rest assured!"

More question marks appeared on Nasu's forehead.

But he was dragged by Dazai directly to the seafood area.

"Little Orange, do you still remember when you had someone tie me up on the private beach and ended up eating and drinking by yourself? I was really angry at the time, obviously it was mine... the protagonist...why didn't you pay attention to me at all... ..." Dazai's voice became smaller and smaller.

I don't know why, but I always feel that these words have a feeling of idiot.

"So did you have thoughts about me at that time?" Nasu looked at him in surprise.

"..." Osamu Dazai couldn't say it.

"It's said that when we first met, I knew you were the protagonist in that story."

Nasu: "... So, can you explain to me, why did you do so many things that annoyed me in the first place?"

"Hate is also a kind of emotion." Dazai was not straightforward but also strong in governance.

"It's only going to get better if it gets your attention, isn't it?"

"And many people have said that I can be hated by others or liked by others. Isn't that the case now? Does Xiaojuzi like me so much?"