My world seems to be wrong

In the end, Nasu could only sigh helplessly, picked out a few oversized crabs from the water tank, and weighed them.

What does it take to raise a butcher?

Crab.

If one crab isn't enough, get two.

In some ways, Osamu Dazai is a simple man.

For example, buying him a bunch of crabs can make him happy for a long time, but when refusing to buy him mushrooms that need to be cooked in a special way, otherwise it is easy to retain toxins, he will puff up his face and behave very unhappy.

Nasu sometimes felt like he was raising a child.

But this unlucky child is very cute.

At this time, I feel: just look at his cuteness, forget it, don't care about it.

But sometimes I get annoyed by him.

"Why? Why? Why? I just want to eat mushrooms, poisonous words will only make me happier."

"I don't know if a coquettish woman will have a good life, but you who are coquettish will only get beaten." Nasu directly pulled his collar, pulled Dazai forcefully to squat down, and then gave him a brain Bengzi.

As we all know, brain collapse will not cause any harm to people, but it will make people feel severe pain. At that moment, there will be a feeling that the nerves have been pierced.

Osamu Dazai's physiological reaction instantly made teardrops appear in the corners of his eyes, making him look very pitiful.

Not only did Nasu feel nothing, but he also said, "Be good, I'll make you a crab feast, and if you're thinking about eating poisonous mushrooms, I'll throw you into the Yokohama sea and sink."

Osamu Dazai: qaq!

"Little Orange, you don't love me anymore."

After Nasu settled the bill, the cashier said with slightly surprised eyes, "I thought that love in Japan is not something that can be said casually."

Osamu Dazai: "Then what can I say casually to express my deep affection for you? The moonlight is so beautiful tonight?"

"I thought this mutated world didn't have such a saying."

After all, this sentence comes from the related legend of Natsume Soseki.

And after the fusion of worlds, for some reason, these group of writers from different eras all appeared in the same world, and they all went to the black, or they stepped on the black zone.

After all, armed detectives cannot bluntly define it as a black power.

"?" A question mark appeared on Osamu Dazai's forehead, but he still said what he wanted to say, "It's good that Xiaojuzi knows what this sentence means, I like Xiaojuzi the most."

"I also like Dazai very much." As if comforting a child, Nasu replied without any ups and downs.

"I know yo."

"And I will always like it, I know that too." Osamu Dazai looked a little childish, looking a little proud.

Nasu sometimes thinks he might have grown up eating Kawaii mixed with a ton of dark chocolate.

It's cute, but also really dark.

"To be precise, I will always like Dazai."

No matter what happened.

Nasu really felt this way, for him, after a certain emotion is confirmed and deeply defined, it will last for a long time, and his emotion will not change.

Nasu will voluntarily limit his emotions to a certain period of time, otherwise he would have already abandoned everything about his family after traveling through 99 worlds. All the memories occupied in his mind are only the tip of the iceberg.

He will always like Dazai.

Time doesn't stop, love doesn't stop.

"Go home and make crabs, don't continue to say such things on the street, or you will be chased and beaten by people with fire sticks." Osamu Dazai said with his eyes bent.

"Actually, I'll be the only one chasing you."

"Eh? Why does Little Orange always want to hit me? Does hitting me really make you happy?"

"Idiot, hurry up and help me carry my bag, this pile of crabs is what you want to eat, not me!" Nasu held a bunch of crabs in his hand.

After coming out of the supermarket, Dazai has been walking backwards and forwards, and then communicated with Nasu with his hands behind his back, smiling all the time.

"You guy, at least you have to share, carry a bag."

Only then did Osamu Dazai walk over with a smile, and took half of the crab in Nasu's hand to his left hand, then stretched out his right hand, and grabbed Nasu's left hand.

The shadow gradually becomes slender under the sunlight.

The joy of the two talking from time to time made passersby smile knowingly.

...

What will happen in five years?

I can't experience much, anyway, Dazai just graduated from Dongda University, and Nasu has also become a student in Dongda University.

Their relationship is still the same.

It's not too intense, and it's not like a steady flow of water.

All I can say is, just right.

After Osamu Dazai graduated, he returned to the Armed Detective Agency again.

The most common thing people do is make fun of Osamu Dazai who has graduated but still has no car, house or savings.

"Dazai! Sometimes I really can't help but want to recommend Nasu-kun to see an ophthalmologist." In another work where he was so angry that he couldn't breathe, the pen in Kunikida Doppo's hand was directly touched by his own giant pen. The power was broken, and then the eyes under the lens burned with anger, as if directly wanting to ignite Osamu Dazai who was standing there.

"Isn't it because you, Kunikida, haven't found your ideal woman in the past few years, and are you jealous of me?" Osamu Dazai calmly took out a green leather book from the pocket of his windbreaker, and opened a certain page , Then Kunikida Doppo was stunned for a moment, and then roared without hesitation!

"Dazai! You stole my book again!"

"I didn't steal, and Kunikida doesn't think his request is too much? No woman can do so many requests, but the fantasy species can still do it, so Kunikida Don't think about reality anymore, just dream more realistically, and you can fantasize more comprehensively."

"Dazai——! I must kill you!" Kunikida Doppo clasped Dazai's neck with both hands, and then began to shake wildly, cursing while shaking, "You scum, a bandage waste device! Why should you read my notebook, why should you disrupt my plan?! Why should you show off that you have such a good partner as Nasu-kun? Ah, I will kill you, bastard!"

When Osamu Dazai was dizzy by Akira, he still did not forget to show off, "So the most important thing to Kunikida is that I have such a good partner.

When I called today, Xiaojuzi also said that tomorrow is the weekend, he will stay in Yokohama for two days, and he will make a crab feast for me again, Kunikida, a lonely person like you, you should honestly eat the bento from the supermarket, Hahahahaha. "

Kunikida Doppo: I will kill you today! ! !

But it was useless.

Dazai is still alive and well.

And also found a young man on the side of the road who almost fainted from hunger.

...

After Nasu teleported from the room deep in the detective agency, Dazai Osamu not only retrieved the boy, but also almost cheated Kunikida Doppo's wallet.

After discovering the flash of blue light in the depths of the detective agency, he directly abandoned the boy who could turn into a tiger, which was considered interesting by Osamu Dazai, and pulled Nasu out of the depths Say, "Little Tangerine! I have a surprise for you. I brought you back a $70 billion gift."

Kunikida Doppo: "That's a person, that's a person! That's a person! Damn Dazai, can you stop using all kinds of things to please Nasu-kun!"

"Don't you have any thoughts about the 70 billion dollars? You know, as long as there are 1 million dollars, the detective agency can maintain high-end weapons, and then spend 10 years or counting 10 years!" Osamu Dazai said with a righteous face .

"This is not the reason why you treat Dun Jun as a trading item!"

"Nonsense! I didn't think so, but I planned to ask the Lord, and then make a decision."

"Does Dunjun know the concept of 70 billion?"

Atsushi Nakajima shook his head in bewilderment.

"1 million US dollars is probably the price that you can cover all the output of ochazuke in Yokohama for 20 years and still have more than enough value, and 70 billion dollars is probably the price that you can't finish eating until your bones are turned into scum."

Atsushi Nakajima:!

"Mr. Dazai! Didn't you lie to me?!"

"No."

Kunikida Doppo: "Don't fool the children casually, okay?!"

Yosano Akiko: "Don't need 70 billion US dollars, as long as there are 1 million, I think my treatment equipment can be updated."

At this time, even Edogawa Ranpo, who was eating melons next to him, couldn't help but say, "This matter is unnecessary."

Once Ms. Yosano's equipment is updated, other people in the detective agency may have to die again n plus 1 time.

That is the unbearable weight of life.

Now that Ranpo said that, Yosano Akiko simply shrugged his shoulders to give up this statement, changed the subject and said, "Then I can buy the most famous cosmetics in the world, and then use it to make my face full of wrinkles, oh no, We little fairies don't have wrinkled faces, they will never be used up in the next life!"

Osamu Dazai: "Me too! If I don't take good care of it, I will definitely look older than Little Tangerine in the future! qaq absolutely don't do this!"

Kunikida Doppo said indifferently, "You are so old now that people can't wait to bury you alive right away, okay?"

"Does Kunikida think of me like this?" Dazai Osamu looked bullied, and almost made Kunikida Doppo sick.

Atsushi Nakajima silently raised his hand, "Would everyone treat me as a trade item?"

Now everyone's expressions calmed down, and their eyes were all on Atsushi Nakajima.

The boy who was being pegged shivered, with a look of horror on his face.

I feel like everyone is thinking something terrible.

Kunikida Doppo: "Has Atsushi-kun thought about the full name of our detective agency?"

Atsushi Nakajima: "Armed detective agency?"

Yosano Akiko bent her eyes and nodded, "Yes."

"So the most important thing is to be armed, and of course I am also very important!" Ranpo added while eating snacks.

"And the boy dragged by Dazai over there is the armed core of the Armed Detective Agency. Although I am the soul, but I am the soul, then that must be the body." He explained.

Nasu, who was named, typed and said, "It's not that exaggerated, it's just that I occasionally help everyone deal with some troublesome things, and I'm not a formal member of the detective agency, so I can only say that I'm... a collaborator. "

"No matter what, Nasu-kun is very powerful, just remember that Atsu-kun."

Osamu Dazai also said braggingly, "Although Xiaojuzi is still a college student, he can sink the whole of Japan with ease, and he can guarantee that it will never harm other countries."

Atsushi Nakajima:? ? !

"Although I have done this before, it is not suitable to say this kind of example at this time. It will give Dun-jun a feeling that I may be a villain who destroys the world." Nasu said calmly.

"Shouldn't this... this kind of existence be directly supervised by the state? Why can it still be left outside?!" Atsushi Nakajima finally yelled this sentence.

After the others looked at each other, it was Osamu Dazai who came to a conclusion.

"It's been said that he can easily sink Japan."

Is to ask who dares?

Atsushi Nakajima: ...

"Ah, let's go back to the topic of $70 billion."

Dun Jun has been tricked to the point of being expressionless.

"So Dunjun, don't you really think about defrauding the other party?"

"That's $70 billion!"

"It's dollars, not yen."

"70 billion, that's not just my life, it may be money that I won't be able to earn in dozens of lifetimes!"

"So you really don't think about it?"

A group of people talked non-stop.

But Atsushi Nakajima said blankly, "Haven't you guys already considered how to deal with the details? Why do you keep asking me?"

"Isn't this to ask for the opinion of the person involved?" Osamu Dazai didn't mind being the one who pulled hatred.

Nasu rolled his eyes and said speciously, "Isn't the reason Mr. Dean kicked you out because you ate too much? And you also ate up the rations of other people in the orphanage?" ?”

"How do you know this?!" Atsushi Nakajima's expression suddenly became surprised.

Five years ago, he was still locked up in the basement by the dean for some unclear reasons, but this was also five years ago,

One day, the dean suddenly changed. He not only appeared in front of him and told him that he no longer needed to stay in the basement of the orphanage, but also searched for some books as much as possible and began to teach him.

Later, his life and the lives of other people in the orphanage became better day by day. Of course, he was curious why when he asked other people, the children in the orphanage only told him that there was a kind person who Donated a lot of money to them.

The amount of money has reached an astonishing level, and even made an ordinary orphanage grow bigger and bigger, and now it has become the largest orphanage in Yokohama.

Atsushi Nakajima's life in it may not be as good as that of a child with a family, but it is also very good, at least compared to the imprisonment and beating or various verbal attacks 5 years ago, it can be called happiness.

Although I don't know why the dean used an even more awkward excuse to drive him out of the orphanage some time ago, but it is somewhat understandable.