Master in charge of whitewashing records [System]

As soon as Yu Lv came home, he saw four skeleton soldiers playing cards there.

Before he could walk over, a skeleton soldier shook his paw, and flung out a "big king" and two fingers magnificently. The other three skeleton soldiers sighed back and threw their cards one after another. The part made a low voice: "Damn, stop playing and stop playing!"

The corner of Yu Lu's mouth twitched. Did these skeletons give him a good look at the house?

"Is there anything going on at home while I'm away?" He walked over and asked tentatively.

The four skeleton soldiers didn't even look at him, they yawned again and again and said in unison: "No, no, just passed by a few monsters."

This state of laziness lasted until Feng Du got out of the car. As soon as Feng Du got out, the skeleton soldiers stood up as if they had been electrified. One, two, three, four" counted.

Feng Du held a cigarette between his two fingers, puffed out the cloud and said, "Okay, there's nothing else for you, let's all go down!"

The skeleton soldiers shouted in unison: "Yes!" Then they got back into the soil in the blink of an eye.

Yu Lv: "..."

Wait a minute, who is the owner of this house?

"Fatty girl, bring me a pear!" Yu Lv called out exhaustedly, thinking that luckily there was another fat girl, who was a witness of his young master's time. None, that would be horrible!

Thinking of this, Yu Lv's back shuddered, not a psychological effect, but a real shivers, as if someone stared at him fiercely, turned around suddenly, and there was a desolate open space and dead trees in front of him. The wind blows, making it even more spacious.

Yu Lv bit her lip, her face immediately became serious, it really wasn't an illusion - something was really following him.

"Master, it's finished, let's eat."

Fat Ya walked over obediently, and stuffed a white and fat pear into his hand. The water on the pear slipped across his palm, and Yu Lu took a serious bite, intending to keep quiet and see the situation before talking. .

When he took the second bite, he suddenly saw that Fatty had also washed a pear for Feng Du, he was taken aback for a moment, and said sourly: "Fool! Why does he have pears to eat too?!"

Fatty smiled and lost her temper, but she made sense in every sentence: "Anyway, the young master can't finish eating by himself, so share it with Uncle Feng, so as not to spoil it."

Yu Lv said "Huh?" "What did you call him?"

Fatty looked at him blankly: "Master Feng."

Yu Lv no longer has time to worry about the matter of Li, and he has a new entanglement: "You call him the uncle, but you call me the young master, so what has he become to me?"

Feng Du opened his mouth wide and gnawed down a piece of pear, smiling very brightly: "Brother." With one hand on his chin, he floated in front of Yu Lv: "Come on, let me hear."

Yu Lv grabbed a handful of straw to separate Feng's face, which was close at hand, and looked at the fat girl relentlessly: "Fool, you haven't made it clear yet, when did the two of you have such a good relationship? You, do you still recognize me?" Do you recognize me as a young master? Does what I said still work?"

Fengdu took a mouthful of pears, couldn't help but look at Yu Lv with a smile on his face, and said to the fat girl, "Little Fatty, Li Lv seems to be jealous!"

The fat girl wiped the water in her hands, and Xiaoyuan's face turned into a red apple with a smile: "Yes, the young master is jealous."

"Ah?" Yu Lu began to throw pears: "What kind of vinegar do I eat? I don't eat anyone's vinegar!" As he said that, he turned around and was about to leave. Feng Du squinted his eyes to observe him until now, and suddenly stepped forward and wiped his hands Yu Lu's shoulder hit the wall with a "dong", directly blocking Yu Lu into the corner.

Yu Lv yelled, "What are you doing?"

Feng Du's eyes flashed sharply: "You've been acting weird since just now, what's going on?"

Yu Lv was taken aback: "Me? Is it weird?"

"It's so angry, it's as if you've taken gunpowder." Feng Du raised the corners of his mouth, lowered his head again while speaking, lower and lower, his lips brushed Yu Lu's face and whispered in his ear: "For me Forget it, this is the first time you have lost your temper with Fatty, don't tell me, are you really jealous?"

"Nonsense, who am I jealous of?" Yu Lv bit his lip, and spoke softly again. After he finished speaking, he lowered his eyes, and felt that he was not normal. He was indeed suspicious, but that was beyond the scope of suspicion just now. , is purely unreasonable.

Feng Du looked down at his tangled face and bitten wet lips, let go of his arms hanging from the wall, and glanced out of the window as if nothing had happened: "Isn't it just being followed by something unknown, why are you nervous? "

"Huh?" Yu Lv immediately raised his face, eyes full of shock: "You already knew?"

Feng Du let out a breath of cold air from his nose, with a sinister smile on his face: "In short, don't worry about it, what to do tonight, leave the rest to me."

Yu Lv moved his lips hesitantly, and said a little discouraged: "It's good that you want to help, and I am very grateful, but this is my home after all, and you let me hide and stand by alone. What's wrong, I'm too useless?"

Feng folded his arms, his expression was a little playful and surprised, as if he didn't expect him to be strong, and Yu Lv clenched his fists and looked straight at him. The two of them looked at each other for about thirty seconds, and Feng raised his eyebrows. hand, and slapped Yu Lv on the forehead with a "slap".

The sound of the slap was loud and weak, so light that it couldn't even kill a mosquito, but Yu Lv still covered his forehead: "You are sick, why did you hit me?"

"Look at you stupid." Feng Du gave a "sneak" smile, turned around with Yu Lv's scolding, and he yawned angrily: "Okay, come if you want, just take a close look at my heroic appearance .”

Yu Lv: "..."

If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't have said anything to help. This guy probably didn't take what he said seriously.

Nervous until the middle of the night, Yu Lv sat up and down, chatting with his eldest brother in the corner.Feng Du is leisurely, eating a pear for a while, scratching his back for a while, or flipping through the magazines dropped by KFC two days ago, focusing on the pornographic news.

One of them is interesting. It is about a newly opened antique shop in Panjiayuan, which became popular overnight. When customers come, they only go to that shop. The store didn't say a word about it, not only didn't they feel jealous, but some people even came to chat with the owner every day, until midnight, they came out of the back door with red faces.

It is worth mentioning that the owner of this shop is a man.

The reporter asserted that there must be some ulterior py transaction among them.

Feng Du crossed Erlang's legs, watching with relish, while Yu Lv was lying beside him with his mobile phone in his arms, pointing his butt at him, chatting happily with his eldest brother.

"Why didn't you tell about your ability to catch monsters earlier?" Yu Lv curled her lips and questioned Big Brother.

The eldest brother is very innocent: [Your Excellency didn't ask me. 】

Yu Lv said: "Forget it, it's not too late to know now, then tell me, what is the method of catching monsters, you can't just catch monsters, what if the person following me is a person, what the hell?"

[Of course people can’t be caught, unless you want to suffocate him to death. Killing a person is detrimental to morality. I urge you to think carefully. As for ghosts... then you can’t catch them. Now ghosts eat ghosts. hell's.But if it's just to catch a monster, it's easy, just throw me on the monster and say a spell. 】

Yu Lv was confused: "What spell?"

[Go!Poké Ball! 】

"what?!"

[Oh no, that's wrong, that's a game I recently downloaded, the real mantra should be: Biliba, hehehe! 】

"Bili..." Yu Lv choked, "...Are you sure?"

Why do you think it's weird?

[Your Excellency, rest assured, this system never speaks lies.There is just one thing you need to pay attention to. Your current morality is too low. For the time being, you can only catch those monsters who are willing to be subdued. If you throw them out, nothing will happen except smashing the screen. 】

"Willingly?" Yu Lu's blood that had just been ignited turned cold instantly: "How can there be monsters who are willing to be subdued in this world?..."

Unless it has a crush on me...

Of course it is impossible.

But no matter what, this is still a skill. After throwing the big brother up and catching it, Yu Lu felt a little optimistic-what if he can help at a critical moment?

Thinking about it, he couldn't help but glanced at Feng Du, Feng Du had been waiting for this look for a long time, the two of them met their eyes, and Feng Du suddenly said: "Come, accompany me out for a walk!"

Yu Lv was taken aback: "Why are you going? What if—hey, don't pull me!"

"I'll just pull you." Feng dragged him out without saying a word, Yu Lv became more and more baffled, but as soon as he went out, Feng Du suddenly gave him a silent "shh".

Yu Ludeng understood immediately, and began to gesture with his hand: "Here?"

Feng Du nodded and dragged him to the northwest corner of the house. There was a window beside the northwest corner. Feng Du stood in front of the window, squinted his eyes and looked into the room, with a murderous look on his face.

Yu Lv became nervous and squeezed over to look. The room was empty, except for a wooden bucket filled with cold water. In the bucket sat a fat girl wrapped in a towel, humming and taking a bath.

……

Yu Lu's face turned dark instantly.

Grabbing Fengdu's front and squatting down, he was eager to get mad: "After a long time, you let me watch this?!"

Feng ignored him, and continued to look at the window sill.

"You still watch!" Yu Lv pressed his shoulder vigorously: "I warn you, although the fat girl is a servant, she is also a member of my family, and I am really in a hurry with you!"

"Screw a few eggs!" Feng Du laughed angrily, put his arms around Yu Lu's neck and dragged his chin: "If I really want to see it, do I have to be sneaky? Open your eyes and look carefully!"

"How much more carefully do you have to look?"

Yu Lv was twisted into a living fish under his hands, he wanted to give Feng Du two feet, and at the same time he wanted to pump Fatty - this idiot has no other hobbies, but he loves taking a bath. There is absolutely no need to wash his soul body, and he still rubs it every day in a frenzy. Now he is being targeted by the old hooligan!

He was not interested in Fatty's naked body at all, but Feng raised his chin, and he didn't have to look at it if he didn't want to. His eyes swept across the water, and he didn't see anything at a glance. Lai suddenly felt that something was wrong, and glanced back.

On the surface of the sparkling water, between the shadows of the moon and the window, there is a small piece of white looming, with two eyes and a mouth on the small piece of white, it is actually a human face.

……

Yu Lv was dumbfounded, he frantically waved his fingers and gestured towards the room, shaking Feng's eyes in confusion, and grabbed his disobedient fingers: "Don't make trouble."

Yu Lv withdrew her finger: "No trouble, I'll show you!"

"I saw it." Feng Du said, his eyes followed the reflection of the face all the way to the door panel, a little boy in overalls was standing against the door, smiling and looking at the fat girl who was concentrating on taking a bath.