Master in charge of whitewashing records [System]

Fat Ya lived foolishly for more than ten years, and after she died, she still lived foolishly, with no sense of crisis, and a gust of wind was blowing behind her, and she was still washing her eyes with her eyes closed.

Humming the Dagu book, she raised her hand to touch the loofah. She was about to rub her neck hard, but she closed her eyes and touched for a long time, but she didn't feel the loofah, but a fluffy thing.Picking it up and looking at the moonlight, it turned out to be a big black and yellow tail with a shriveled body attached to it. It was a ferret whose blood had been sucked dry.

She flung her tail and jumped out of the barrel. The fat girl screamed, wrapped in a towel and took three steps back, only to find a little boy standing at the door at some point, holding his stomach and laughing loudly. She raised her head, her lips were red and her teeth were white, she was very pretty.

The fat girl yelled again, isn't this the little devil who was buried when he passed the cemetery last time?

Yu Lv gritted his teeth at the little devil's head, or else he hated children!It must be this wicked thing who followed them, but there is one thing I don't understand. They obviously have no grievances with this little devil, and it can even be said that they saved him from the big sable. Why did he bite back, conscience? ?Eaten by a mink?

Suddenly Feng Du whispered: "Look at his eyes!"

"Eyes?" Yu Lv looked at the big eyeballs of the little devil's head, and didn't see anything strange at first, but when the little devil's head raised his face to the moonlight, he saw a blue light flashing in the other's eyes, and the whole pupil unexpectedly turned dark. It was dark blue, and he immediately patted Feng Du's thigh: "That big mink from before!"

Feng Du raised the corners of his mouth: "The last time I ate its body, but let its soul escape. It just so happens that there is a freshly baked discarded body in the tomb. If not he can take it?"

Yu Lv covered her mouth and vomited: "Stop talking, I can't eat after listening to you."

Feng Du laughed: "Chicken is courageous."

The two of them didn't act rashly for the time being - the little ghost would not stop laughing for a while, let him be complacent first.

As expected, the little ghost head was very proud, and he smiled very strangely, the two corners of his mouth hooked up to his ears, expressing the meaning of "laughing" with all his strength.

Bouncing up and down in front of Fat Ya: "Sister, I haven't seen you for a few days, how are you?"

Ever since Fatty found out that he was the little devil from before, she wasn't too afraid, and said "Yo" hesitantly: "Brother, why are you here? Isn't it possible to be reincarnated a long time ago?"

The little ghost smiled even sweeter, and a pair of blue eyes stared straight at the two big steamed buns on the fat girl's chest, which were clearly the eyes of an old man, but the voice was milky: "Sister put my body After eating, how can I reincarnate?"

The fat girl stared at him blankly, not understanding. The little devil squatted down with a smile, and picked up the dead mink she threw out just now: "Did you forget? It's similar to this, you roasted it, and added a little bit of spice." Of course!"

With such an obvious reminder, the fat girl had to turn her head three times before she realized it. She immediately shrank to the corner with a cry of "Aww". She is not afraid of ghosts, but the little ghost can no longer be called a ghost in the strict sense. Personally, there are monsters living in the flesh now, she really doesn't know what such a thing can do.

Seeing that she was scared, the little ghost happily turned his neck 360 degrees, grinned grimly, and rushed towards the fat girl.

At the very moment, Feng Du drew a ghost talisman in the air, but Yu Lv suddenly stood up, raised his hand and threw the phone into the room, shouting: "Beep, hehehe!"

Whether it is willing or not, take a gamble!

The corner of Fengdu's mouth twitched, and the ghost talisman in his hand suddenly disappeared.And in the blink of an eye, a burst of red light suddenly exploded in the room, and just when the mobile phone was about to hit the little devil's head, a handsome young man drenched in water suddenly appeared out of nowhere, and rushed forward one step faster than the mobile phone. Head to the little devil, opened his mouth and bit his neck.

Yu Lv was dumbfounded, and what made him even more dumbfounded was that the phone that was supposed to hit the little devil's head hit the back of the boy's head with a "boom" before the boy bit him.The phone screen suddenly became extremely bright, and in the next second, the boy disappeared as if being sucked into the phone.

[Congratulations, Your Excellency, subdued red carp essence x1, level 80, attack power 666, defense power 666, spell 666. 】

Yu Lu blankly held the eldest brother who flew back into his hand: "...Huh?"

He couldn't understand this expansion.

"Wow--" the bitten little ghost yelled manically.

"Tch." Feng Du leaned over the window sill with one hand, put his hands in his pockets when he landed, squinted his eyes at the little devil's head, and smiled lightly. When the little devil's head saw Fengdu, his eyeballs turned red—why didn't this happen a while ago? Is it the chef? !

Immediately, he screamed wildly with hatred, and he rushed towards Feng Feng with his feet on the ground. His appearance was so fierce that it directly lowered his good looks.

Feng didn't even try to hide, he raised his hand and slapped the ghost talisman on the little ghost's head, directly shooting a trace of blue smoke on the little ghost's forehead, the little ghost's head hurt badly, and he was even more furious, biting like a mad dog No matter how much you flicked Fengdu's wrist, Fengdu didn't let go, and Feng laughed disdainfully: "You can eat my meat too? I thought you had a good memory last time, and you dared to come to die."

Taking advantage of this moment, Yu Lv grabbed Fat Ya, pulled a piece of clothing over her body, and shouted at Feng Du: "Hey, do you want to help?"

Feng Du grabbed the little devil's head's throat with his backhand, and just when Yu Lv thought he was going to break the little devil's neck, he slapped the light amulet on the door of the little devil's head again. With this crisp sound, he let out a scream, and collapsed on the ground with an "uh".

"No need," Feng Du clapped his hands, turned around suavely, and then answered Yu Lv's question, "Didn't you say it? Your task is to watch me!"

"I'm tired of watching you!" Yu Lv rolled his eyes, and pointed at the little devil's head lying on the ground: "What are you going to do with this? Just now you strangled his neck, I thought you were going to kill him."

Feng Du took two puffs of afterwards cigarettes: "It's useless to kill him, Diao Jing's soul will immediately go to find a new body, all souls are recorded in the book, and you can't let him be wiped out casually, it's better to put his The soul is sealed in the body of this brat, no matter how powerful he is, he is at most a brat!"

Hearing what he said made sense, Yu Lv nodded, knelt down and took a closer look at the little devil's head, and found that he was really good-looking, with a snowball-like face, red lips, and curled eyelashes.

Yu Lv pursed his lips, pinched the little devil's face with his fingers gently, and then slapped his head with a "snap": "Damn it stinks, she smells dirty! How dare you peek at the fat girl taking a bath?" ? Not a little courageous! I'll let you see! Let you see!"

The little devil's head was groaning, his face was slapped, he opened his eyes in a daze, and saw a beautiful young man sitting on top of him, his arms were flying in the air, and he was slapping himself crazily.

Feng was leaning against the wall and didn't intend to stop him at all. Lili had been nervous all day, but he had to vent it.

The little ghost refused to accept it, he raised his upper body, and was about to open his mouth to bite, but his body suddenly seemed to be restrained by a force, and he couldn't move!

His angry little voice suddenly sounded in the room: "Your sister! Quickly untie the talisman!"

Feng Du looked at him through the smoke: "What did you say?"

The little devil knew that he was powerful, so he was a little bit cowardly: "You, you, you abuse children!"

Yu Lv followed up with another slap: "I'm cruel, you've been cultivating like this for at least 100 years, you're still pretending to be a child, and the child will peek at the big girl taking a bath?"

The little ghost was really afraid of his slap, and tearfully said: "Mobile phone, your phone is ringing!"

"Huh?" Yu Lv followed his gaze and lowered his head. Through a layer of fabric, he saw that the screen of the mobile phone turned on and off, and made a soft "dong dong dong" sound, as if someone was knocking on the door.

He took out his big brother and took a look, his brows twisted into twists in an instant - a red carp was shaking its head and tail in the LCD screen, with its lips pressed against the screen, and as soon as it met Yu Lu's eyes, it spit out a string of thick bubbles Bubble.

Almost forgot about him!

Feng Du saw it at a glance, and said with a smile, "Oh! The screensaver is pretty good!"

"This... how do you let him out..." Yu Lv's thumb slid back and forth on the screen, seeing him lower his head, the little ghost smirked, and suddenly curled his hands into claws to scratch Yu Lv.

Before he stretched out his hand, the room suddenly burst into red light, a wet foot stepped on his back with a clatter, and ran over him like a soldier crossing a border.

The little devil was unprepared, and spat out white foam in a "vomit", and when he looked up, he saw a red-haired boy with dead fish eyes stretched out his hands, and rushed towards Yu Lv and Fat Girl with a smile:

"Owner!"