Master in charge of whitewashing records [System]

The veins on Fengdu's forehead twitched one by one, and put the tray in front of Yulu and Fatty with a "bang": "Eat!"

After saying this, he picked up the back collar of the little boy with one hand, and carried it two meters away. Before speaking, he looked back at Yu Lv to make sure he couldn't hear him, then turned his face and said with a dark face: "You come here What are you doing?"

Yu Lv and Fat Ya were a little dazed after being splashed with Coke for no reason.

The little white face was thin and tall, but still a bit shorter than Feng. Although he was short, his momentum was not lost, his voice was high and low, and he couldn't stop laughing.

When Fatty wiped the Coke for Yu Lu, while Yu Lu was eating French fries, he heard the voice of the little boy from behind intermittently, saying "I heard you are around here...", "I haven't seen him for a long time... ", "At any rate, he and I are also colleagues..." and other inexplicable words, all have a beginning and no end, and there is no reason for it.

And every time his voice was raised, Feng would raise his fist, with an expression of ready to fight.

Feng Du's eyes were ready to kill, the little boy was still laughing and joking there, Yu Lu took a bite of the hamburger, and looked at the little boy with admiration.

Fengdu lost his temper, and even he was a little scared, but the little boy was not afraid of death, and he continued to die tirelessly, his courage is really commendable.

Unexpectedly, an idler like Fengdu actually has friends.

Yu Lv thought about it thoughtfully, and actually smiled after thinking about it. The fat girl looked at him sideways, and saw that his brows and eyes were curved, and it was a very gentle smile, probably he didn't even notice it.

Fat Ya was a little curious, but only for a second, and then crazily gnawed on the chicken leg.

Oh my goodness, this chicken is delicious!

In the wind and clouds, Feng Du and Xiaobailian came back, Yu Lu turned his head and saw Fengdu swearing and walking in front, as if he was going to chew Xiaobailian alive, while Xiaobailian shrugged lazily, flicked his silver hair, and muttered as he walked: "Look! You're nervous, I just miss him, can't you just look at it?"

Feng Du said: "No way! If you want to cool off, just stay there! If you keep nagging, be careful and I will slap you!"

The little boy stomped his feet: "Damn stingy!"

Feng Du raised his finger to the door: "Get out, get out!"

The little white face ignored him, but lifted his buttocks and sat down on the seat, raised his chin, and showed a big smile to Yu Lv, the brilliance in the gray eyes was flowing, and he looked like he was so fascinated that he didn't pay for his life.

Feng Du directly picked him up and threw him out.

The little boy showed his teeth and claws: "Hey wait, I haven't finished my Coke yet! You are dignified...cough, you won't even let me drink a Coke!"

"Okay," Feng Du sneered, sat between the little boy and Yu Lv, blocked Yu Lv tightly, and prevented the boy from looking at him, then raised Erlang's legs, pushed Coke in front of the little boy, and said with a corner of his mouth: " Drink, I watch you drink!"

"Your mother..." The little white face only wanted to look at Yu Lv, not Feng Du's tired face, he drank the Coke in a dull manner, chewed the ice cubes, and waved at Yu Lv: "Handsome guy, I'm leaving first, someone made trouble today, let's talk later!"

Yu Lv was confused by him: "Are you..."

The little white face blinked: "You ask who I am? I won't tell you, it will make you think about me day and night, and think about me every day, hahaha——"

Yu Lu looked at him as if he was a fool, he and Feng both looked at each other, tilted their heads, and communicated with each other with their eyes: Are you sick?

Feng all nodded.

"Ah, yes, it's rare to meet, so I'll give you a small gift!" The little white face thought about it, went out and floated back, and threw a pink thing into Yu Lu's hand, "You It will definitely come in handy." Then he smiled slightly at Fengdu and whispered, "Don't thank me too much."

After all, she walked away swaggeringly, and before she left, she gesticulated to the fat girl and blew a kiss: "Sister, bye, hello."

Yu Lv picked up the gift from the little boy, but he didn't know what it was. From the shape, it was two ovals the size of a thumb, with a thread in the middle. The whole body was pink, revealing an indescribable sense of humor. gas.

"This is..." He was fiddling with one of the small ellipses, and when he touched something suddenly, the whole ellipse vibrated strangely, and the big brother in his pocket also vibrated, screaming loudly: [Congratulations, Your Excellency] , to obtain high-level props, the shy egg of the ghost world x1]

"Shame?" The small oval in Yu Lv's hand was still shaking, "What is that?"

[Shame, that is (beep————), when (beep——————), it can be used to (beep——————)]

After hearing a series of "beeps", Yu Lu got a little impatient: "Speak well."

[If you want to unlock the contents of (beep————), you need 5 Yinde points. 】

Yu Lv's face darkened, this also requires Yin De, when his Yin Virtue is blown by a strong wind?Picking up the shy boy and looking left and right, wondering if that little boy really gave him some secret weapon?

"Pfft!" Feng Du put his hands on his forehead, burst out laughing, and meaningfully looked back and forth between Yu Lu's face and the shy boy.

Yu Lv had an intuition that something was wrong, and was about to question, suddenly Feng Du leaned over, palm to palm, and that pink shy egg vibrated between their palms.

Feng Du had a smirk on his face: "If someone gives you a gift, just take it, in case it will be of great use in the future."

"Why do you speak in a weird way?" Yu Lv looked a little terrified by him, and put the shy egg on the table with his hands, then looked out of the window: "That one just now, is that your friend?"

Feng Du snorted: "How could I have that kind of friend? Let me tell you, next time you see him, stay away from him. That person has a brain problem, and he knows how to flirt all day long!"

Yu Lv glanced at him silently, thinking that you only know how to flirt all day long.After taking a sip of Coca-Cola, he was a little curious again: "I think he has a lot of yin energy, and like you, he has both entity and shadow. Could it be that he has practiced for thousands of years? Why are there so many thousands of years in this world? Mr. Ghost?"

Feng didn't even bother to say: "How can he compare to me, he's just a gatekeeper in the ghost world."

"Ghost world?" Yu Lv was startled, and raised his voice: "He works in the ghost world?"

Feng saw him staring at him without blinking, with some mayonnaise still on the corner of his mouth, and felt itchy in his heart, he smiled and reached out to wipe the corner of his mouth: "Look at what you ate."

His fingers were a little rough, and when they rubbed the skin, there was a bit of burning sensation. Yulu touched his lower lip subconsciously, and felt that the place touched by Fengdu was a little hot, and it spread rapidly, burning his entire face. It's all hot, and even the tongue is tied: "Well, then, you even know about him guarding the gate in the ghost world, so you have been to the ghost world? I think he still treats you a little bit fear……"

There was a lightning bolt in his mind, and he suddenly looked at Fengdu suspiciously: "I have seen that you are not an ordinary ghost, I said, you must have been his boss or something?"

No wonder he hasn't reincarnated for thousands of years!

"Ah?" Feng Du frowned his long eyebrows, stuffed French fries into his mouth naturally, and said calmly, "What a mess!"

Yu Lv looked at him, and suddenly he couldn't stop talking: "You can't be the Lord of Hell, can you?"

Feng Du choked on a mouthful, and almost poked French fries into his nostrils, and Yu Lv was just talking nonsense, but seeing Feng Du's expression changed, he opened his mouth and said, "No way, are you really...?"

"It's a fart!" Feng Du got his nose greasy from being poked by French fries, and said while blowing his nose: "Everyone in Hades is old-fashioned, do you think I look like that?!"

"It's not Lord Yan, it's probably a high-ranking official." Yu Lv continued to make up his mind and muttered, "Besides, how do I know, I haven't seen it before."

Feng Du raised his eyebrows: "I've never eaten pork, and you haven't seen a pig run?"

Yu Lu's complexion changed, and he rushed forward to cover his mouth: "Well, you have no way to talk, dare to say that Lord Yan is a pig!"

Feng Du lowered his eyes to look at his hand on his face, a smile flickered across his brows and eyes, although he couldn't speak anymore, his eyes were fixed, and he hid a few sticky words.Yu Lv felt uncomfortable, and was about to let go, when suddenly the palm of his hand felt soft and cold, and it was Fengdu's lips that quickly touched his palm, and rubbed his hand with oil.

This affectionate pout turned into sour water and hit Yulu's throat.

Feng Du heard him retching there, hugging the drumstick and said, "What are you afraid of, I said he sounds like a pig!"

"Ah-"

At the same time, the ten halls of Hades in the ghost world all sneezed.

In the first hall, the little ghost on duty offered handkerchiefs and pills in a doggy way: "My lord, do you have a cold? Have some white and black? Would you like some hot water?"

"No need." King Hades of the first palace waved his hand lightly, Leng Jun's face was calm and unruffled: "He went to the human world again?"

The ghost guard thought for a long time before realizing who the "he" Yan Wang said was. He nodded with a smile and said, "Yes, the servant said he wanted to eat KFC, so he stopped by to visit an old friend."

"Old friend?" King Hades of the first hall put down the file, his face still expressionless: "Got it, let's go down."

On the other side, Feng Du had enough food and drink, and was about to leave KFC with Yu Lv and Fat Ya.

Yu Lv was still rubbing his greasy palms fiercely, and didn't bother to pay attention to him, and just walked away with an umbrella, until Fengdu bought him two scoops of Italian ice cream.

Boss Yu Lv reluctantly took it, and he and Fatty ate one bite at a time, sticking out his tongue and licking it when he ate the last bite, holding an ice cream bowl in his hand, the whole person looked at it. Almost sweet.Feng Du looked him up and down, and when he saw this, he couldn't help scratching his nose.

Yu Lv raised his head: "Are you excited?"

Feng Du rubbed his fingers in a serious manner: "You have ashes on your nose!"

Yu Lv snorted, not as knowledgeable as he was, but after walking a few steps, he suddenly felt a tightness in his back, and nervously turned around every three steps, seeing nothing, Feng even saw that his expression was not quite right, Asked: "What's wrong?"

Yu Lv shook his head and touched his neck: "It's nothing."

Strange, how do you feel that someone is following you.