One hour in the life of a superhuman

The "Idol 666" activity has been well received on the Internet, and discussions can be seen everywhere in the forum, because most of the songs of the dead have been disclosed on the Internet. On the contrary, the dead who have not disclosed have become the existence that attracts more attention. Of course, the criticism received at the same time is relatively large.

Among them, Osamu Dazai's repertoire, one of the popular players who has received wide attention, has also received enthusiastic speculation. There are no less than [-] posts about this alone, and the highest floor is stacked to [-] floors.

"You guy, aren't you just trying to attract people's attention?" Scovalo put down his phone and asked, "Is that why you want to debut?"

"Kufufufu, I remember that the debut group can be on the stage of Nakahara-kun for the first time." Liudaokuo said casually.

This is Chuya Nakahara's first East Egg performance. He has participated in Nuliang Carp's East Egg performance as a guest before, but it is still different in his own name. After all, he has not successfully opened an East Egg show. The NO.1 idol is just as light as paper, and can't produce any proof.

As for the guest performance after debut, it is determined in the form of a contract, and it has been used for special purposes as early as in the publicity campaign.

Bai Lan said, "Is the relationship between Mr. Dazai and Mr. Zhongyuan so good?"

Osamu Dazai replied: "I don't have that kind of relationship with slugs. If you say that, I will be very wronged."

Even though he said that, there was not a single trace of the grievance he said on Dazai Osamu's expression.

"Also, don't you all know clearly?" Osamu Dazai looked around and lowered his voice, "The list of the first debut."

Hearing this, it was as if the established fact that everyone had deliberately forgotten had been bloodily uncovered, and everyone looked a little weird.

I have already obtained evidence of the black box operation from the ghost lamp, but it seems that everyone has already guessed. If you think about it carefully, it is easy to draw a conclusion, but everyone retreated subconsciously.

Scuvaro went down with a knife and fork and cracked the plate, breaking it in half.

Bai Lan put down the marshmallow in her hand, picked up another fork, and nailed the snake crawling on the table to death. The snake's hair made a shrill "hissing" sound.

"Don't do unnecessary things, Mukuro."

"KUFUFU..." Liudao Mukuro smiled and did not answer.

[The individual competition will start in another hour, I don't want to fight again here. 】

Nuliang Rikuo thought this way, playing haha ​​with his third-generation purpose of the Nuliang group, and asked Osamu Dazai as if changing the subject: "What song are you going to sing about Dazai-kun?"

"Eh? Are you planning to investigate the military situation?" Osamu Dazai asked after taking a sip of coffee.

"Because "Song of the Snapdragon" is the most likely." Nuliang Rikusheng added, "Of course it's a guess on the Internet."

"Song of Snapdragon" is Chuya Nakahara's second album. Although the identity of the lyricist of the lyrics is unknown, everyone guesses that it was made by Ghost Lamp, but no one dared to ask Ghost Lamp. He went to sea to write lyrics Home.

Due to the degree of its magic, Nura Rikusheng has prepared a pair of earplugs, ready to be used at any time for unexpected needs.

I also prepared earplugs, although for me with excellent hearing, earplugs are of no use at all. I asked the ghost lamp to take the same chain chain that Liudaokuku had worn before. If Osamu Dazai really plans to sing "Snapdragon If you don’t want to hear the Song of Songs, you should handcuff yourself, and then use earplugs to prevent the magic sound from piercing your ears.

I can't blame me for being so careful, but the original "Song of the Snapdragon" is already very magical. When it appears in the alternative music library, even those old fritters who have been trapped in hell for hundreds of years can't help but feel dizzy Bald, and said that if anyone dares to choose this song, they will definitely be sacked by them.

The lyrics of the whole song are probably [I have a snapdragon, it is very beautiful, one day it suddenly sang to me]

【AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH]

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh】

[The neighbor also has a snapdragon, which is not as beautiful as mine, and it also started singing that day]

【Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya

【Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya】

After that, there are repetitions of [Ah ah ah ah] and [Ah ah ah ah].

Among the calls of snapdragon grass, [ah] means happiness, and [ah] means ridicule.

All in all, the general idea of ​​the lyrics is that after raising a snapdragon, it suddenly started to sing when it was happy, and the neighbor’s snapdragon became happy when it saw the ridicule, and the two sides fought duel by singing.

This is the most widely circulated commentary on the Internet. I haven't been free enough to search for this song, but this post in the forum is always popular, and the support rate is also the highest.

Not to mention the [Ah ah ah ah] and [Ah ah ah ah] singing without a breath, it is indeed very difficult to sing, it pays attention to one-stop, can not be broken in the middle, and has high requirements for breath, but Zhongyuanzhong also This kind of guy who fights on the front line all the year round and can fight for three days and three nights is still a small case, which can be perfectly grasped.

After "Song of Snapdragon", Zhong Yuan Zhong finally washed away the shame of singing out of tune, and officially became an idol who can sing, even though he got very drunk afterwards at "Hua Cut Cooking Fox Yuqian".

The song alone is pretty self-destructive.

Dazai Osamu's lung capacity should not be as good as Nakahara Chuya's in terms of force value, but there shouldn't be any problem with singing.

"This kind of song is only suitable for slugs." Dazai Osamu thought for a while and said, "Isn't [Ahhhhhhhh] similar to the scream of being beaten?"

"If you say this, Mr. Zhongyuan will be angry." Nuliang Lusheng reminded, "If the kitchen is destroyed again, Lord Ghost Lamp will be very angry."

[The most important thing is that we will have no kitchen. 】

"You don't have to worry about this, do you, the slick ghost?" Bai Lan said, "If you don't mind, please bring me a meal."

"KUFUFU, since that's the case, I'll reluctantly ask for it." Liu Dao Mu continued.

"Don't make assumptions on the premise of fighting." After staying here for half a month, the skill of complaining gradually grew, and Nuliang Rikusheng shouted: "Although the slippery ghost has the habit of sneaking into other people's homes to steal food, no, You can't talk about habits, rumors..."

Nuliang Rikusheng paused, "But don't treat the slippery ghost as a food dispenser."

[Hell does not have night walks of ghosts, and the lord of ghosts and monsters has fallen like this. 】

[Is this why grandpa and father plan to re-establish the Hyakki Night Walk in Hell? 】

No, don't think of Nuliang Huapiao and Nuliang Koipan in such a noble way.

But finally, Nura Rikusho, who just came to Hell for a month, also completed a perfect transition from the hot-blooded manga set to the funny manga. This is probably the highest punishment system in Hell.

I don't want to get together with guys like them who presume to fight, otherwise I can't help but petrify them all, perform some singing and dancing on the stage, just perform magic.

If I do this, the ghost lamp will definitely throw me to Gao Tianyuan to fend for myself and become a god. So far, this is my only weakness. When will my bottom line change from wanting to be an ordinary person to being unable to become a god? lowered it?

"Hey, you guys don't really intend to sing "Song of the Snapdragon", do you?" Skuvalo asked suspiciously.

"Who knows?" Osamu Dazai didn't answer directly, and cleared his dinner plate.

"Maybe it's "My Family" or not." Osamu Dazai paused, looked at me and laughed happily.

He snorted for a while, "There is a group of [Dazai] on the other side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea, and their mother is called [Dazai Zhi]~"

The guy has no shame at all, making his name into The Smurfs song, and even enjoying himself, tapping his feet to the beat.

For this alone, everyone had to bow down.

But Bai Lan seemed to be in a good mood, "It's a pity, I don't belong to your family."

Osamu Dazai smiled and said, "It's okay, isn't there Gargamel who can use it for you?"

……

The two sides smiled very brightly, like two sunflowers competing for beauty, no, it should not be called a sunflower, it is more appropriate to use the other side flower that represents hell. will cry.

The probability of Bailan and Osamu Dazai fighting is not high. There should be no problem in the kitchen. Even if they fight, I can teleport to other places to get some food. At worst, there is Nuliang Rikuo, and he can steal it. The food of the director's group, no, should it be more appropriate to use it?

I didn't really want to watch this farce, so I went ahead.

They were quickly stopped by the staff and went to the studio together.

Even with the great popularity on the Internet, the walls of the studio are covered with advertisements, and it seems that the program crew has become richer, but they are still very stingy. The broken bricks that were stepped on at the Scuvaro platform were replaced.

It's already the second show. Considering the safety of the personnel, there are still no live audiences in the studio. The dead who were eliminated before are all guest stars. They are taught when to whistle and when to shake. With the cheering stick in his hand, he might even cry out excitedly.

The ghost lamp on the side was patrolling with a mace, and it had to be said to be very deterrent. The dead dared not speak out, and all turned into monsters, crying from the bottom of their hearts.

Because it was too annoying, I locked the chain in advance, and the world suddenly became quiet.

Liu Dao Mu, who had a criminal record, was also chained. At this time, Ghost Lamp came over with a mace and hit the open space beside him. Liu Dao Mu jumped away, "KUFUFU, this is really dangerous."

Ghost Lantern said with a blank expression, "Contestants, please prepare before the match." Then he turned his wrist and made a "click" sound.

Liudao Mukuro was not afraid of threats, and there was even an eagerness in his eyes, but then he calmed down after thinking of something, and put on the chain obediently.

The stingy program group still doesn't have any preparations for makeup artists and costumes, so it can start after Daji explains the rules.

However, the sorting is not a lottery, but according to the selection of songs, the dead who choose the same song are considered to be in the same scene, that is, the original solo has become a harmony.

This is good news for me. After all, there are still many guys who choose "The End of Hell Depends on You", so I can disappear from everyone.

However, this is not very friendly to the other dead, and has received a lot of protests, but it is completely useless. The program group with their backs against the ghost lamp is fearless.

If it is screened in this way, it will take 5 minutes for each of the 250 people to sing for [-] minutes, which is nearly five hours of recording time, which can be solved in two hours at once, which can be regarded as saving a lot of expenses. .

I chose the song "The End of Hell Depends on You". Because of the largest number of people, I was assigned to the first show. I mixed in with the crowd and just opened my mouth.

I was besieged by Bai Lan and the others at the end of the game. Hey, did these guys completely forget what they did to me in the last game?

After hearing this, everyone hurriedly pretended to be preparing for the game and dispersed.

Teammate, heh.

Soon after that, it was Bai Lan's turn.

To be honest, they sing really well, and it's impossible to imagine that they can sing just by looking at them.

Although on the surface they all seem not to want to make their debut, but when they really have to be on the stage, they have duplicity. Bai Lan made the special effects of the wings, and Scuvaro released the box weapon shark. It is the aesthetics of Liu Dao Mu that is very confusing. 【□□ Vertical You and I will always be samba], although the lyrics are like this, but the fact that the samba is suddenly danced in the middle of the song is really unclear.

Bai Lan had already laughed out loud on the seat without any scruples, "So is Muku's aesthetic like this?"

“Confusing.” Even Scowaro made the comment.

Nuliang Rikusheng was really completely passive and sabotaged. He used the ability of a slicker to dance a dance like a king's new clothes. He obviously didn't see anything on the stage, but the three judges unanimously gave high marks.

"It's a good dance."

Afterwards, Nuliang Koipan, who knew his son very well, took a special camera, so it was not said that Nuliang Rikusheng had gone through the back door, and he also received a special handcuff in the next competition.

Nuliang Lusheng walked off the stage unrequitedly, and then poured himself a pot of wine.

With such a decadent beauty, I guess it would be difficult for him not to make a debut even if he didn't operate in the dark.

Then came the last one, Osamu Dazai.

Another surprise is that there is actually an extra piano on the stage.

Osamu Dazai sat on the piano bench, looking a bit inappropriately serious.

The smooth sound of the piano flowed from the fingers, but everyone was not in the mood to appreciate the beauty, so they breathed a sigh of relief. From the prelude, it is not "Song of Snapdragon".

"I didn't expect Dazai-kun to sing in such a serious manner." Bai Lan said with some surprise, "But what is this song? I don't think I've ever heard it before."

I froze for a moment, I knew what the song was about.

"Never Succeeded".

The author has something to say: Happy Dragon Boat Festival, okay =3=