One hour in the life of a superhuman

Because it is the first time, and the name of the ghost lamp is still "Idol Hell", in fact, it is not to cultivate idols, but to torture the dead from the spiritual and sexual parts, and at the same time give them a goal to work tirelessly ——A talent show established to escape from the clutches of Nakahara Chuya and Nura Koito.

All the bells and whistles were cancelled, leaving only a frustrating process, which honestly has nothing to do with idols.

For example, it is stated that the next second competition is the singing and dancing part of the individual competition. Thanks to Scovalo and the others blowing up the practice room, my original plan to continue the singing group for two weeks was broken. Forced to merge with them into a group.

However, the basic process remains the same. The magma waterfall sings, the forest trap dances, except that in the forest, you will occasionally meet Miss Mustard who chases and kills civet cats, and there are occasional various guys pretending to be around the magma waterfall. Passing by, being involved in the fighting of magma, it has become a more severe survival training. Yes, I am talking about Akutagawa Ryunosuke and Nakajima Atsushi. Other than that, there are basically no new training methods.

The only activity that can be regarded as increasing the ratings is a game similar to the water level game, where the dead are divided into red and blue groups to break through the level.

Different from the harmless way of people and animals falling into the water on TV, the moderation is different. What flows underneath is golden oil that has been boiled until it has bubbled. The organs that should have been made of plastic and foam have all become With real knives and real guns, if you take a wrong step, you will become a deep-fried dead. The ghost guard standing next to him took a net bag to ensure that both sides of the fried ground will be browned.

Because in the middle of the game, when it was the turn of Skuvalo and the others, Osamu Dazai easily pulled Chuya Nakahara off the field with the aggressive method. This kind of mechanism can generally be guaranteed to be strong, but it is not the opponent of this kind of guy who fights like demolition , After a few back and forth, they collapsed one after another and were completely scrapped.

These incidents can be said to be innumerable. Our "..." team name was somehow misinterpreted into the interpretation of "then BB will blow you up", and there are "...,... , Wherever it passes, there will be no grass growing", the CALL sound, just pausing at the place "..." for a few seconds can cause heated discussions.

It can be seen that the hell-dwellers who usually raise snapdragon grass are indeed very free.

However, although the program has received a very large audience effect, the dead who participated did not think it was so good. After all, they are the ones who have endured the double pressure from the tutor and the students. Osamu Dazai and the others can play with the dead to relieve pressure For example, Scuvaro can also use the slices of the dead to exercise his ability to slice beef, anyway, it can be used again after sticking.

Because of this brutal behavior, a protest broke out shortly afterwards.

Even though many dead people went to the production team to protest, after they were all beaten to the ghost lamp, and under the threat of mace, everyone came back dejectedly.

A heinous criminal?

With such a cowardly appearance, they should sing and dance honestly.

I went to find the ghost lamp myself.

[This is not the same as saying it is too good. 】

Although Osamu Dazai was elected by a referendum, I was forced to enter as his partner.

If it is simply based on the sentence of the criminal, although it has been 200 years, my memory will not be affected by time.

According to what King Yan Mo said at the time, I have accumulated eight lifetimes of merit, and I can ascend to heaven on the spot without being punished at all. Talking about it is a relatively difficult thing to do, so I will become Dazai Osamu's partner by default.

I will definitely not be a god who will not be able to leave office for the rest of my life.

Let’s talk about Osamu Dazai, the means by which he came out of other hells are not glorious, but on the closing statement, the ghost guards all signed and pledged to represent the closure of the case. For the sake of brilliance, coupled with the fact that his "disqualification in the world" ability is really easy to use, it was converted into a hell service period, which was entirely for Dazai Osamu's special situation.

But the period of service in hell does not mean the period of punishment in hell. If Ghost Lantern intends to implement "Idol Hell" as a new hell, Osamu Dazai and I will violate the rules.

"No," Ghost Lamp answered me without a breath after suppressing a group of dead people who came to complain about Skuvalo and the others: "Strictly speaking, the training period is the stage of 'Idol Hell', and it's still a trial run now." among."

[Operation in the dark. 】

Although it seems that nothing was said in the ghost talk, but I probably know that the result has already been determined by default, and the ones who pass will only be the ones that will not affect "Idol Hell".

But wait, I counted the possible candidates, doesn't that mean that I, Dazai Osamu, Rokudokoku, Bailan, Skuvalo and Nura Rikusou will definitely make a group debut?

The reason for Osamu Dazai and I have already been explained. Rokudoku, Bailan and Skuvalo are guys from the Western Hell, and it is impossible to go to the Eastern Hell to be tortured, let alone Nura Rikusheng. The relationship household sold by my father, Xing Sandai.

I originally wanted to operate it, but it would be difficult to do it if I had already made a default decision. Ghost Lamp is the kind of guy who can transfer us to the last group in a fair manner.

【Aren't you afraid of being discovered like this? 】

Ghost Lamp answered me telepathically this time, [No, from the current point of view, the audience's ratings are very enthusiastic. On the contrary, it was Mr. Zhong Yuan who gave a low score when he first debuted on stage, which caused great complaints. 】

[The first group of 'Idol 666' will not be established for too long. 】During the 200 years of getting along, Ghost Lantern has completely figured out my character, relying on the fact that I don't want to become a god, I am lawless, and I am very proficient at hitting a sweet date with a stick.

[Only 50 years, it will be disbanded in the name of the dead who have members of Western Hell. 】

Although I know the tricks of the ghost lamp, I will still fall into it.

Who told me to go to Gaotianyuan to wait for the god of the earth is even more unacceptable to me.

Now that I know the next arrangement, it doesn’t matter if I stay here, but Ghost Lantern’s cell phone rang, and the prelude was "The end of hell depends on you". This song is a violent song for all the people of hell. , a lot of ghost cell phone ringtones are this.

I didn't pay attention to this at first, but when I heard the part of the lyrics, the steps that seemed to be moving in an instant stopped immediately.

Isn't this my voice?

I stared at the ghost lamp, and the ghost lamp calmly answered the phone 0.5 seconds faster than usual, and Tang Gua's voice came from the phone, "Hell's new unified ringtone is really great. I didn't expect Qi Mu-jun to have such a nice sound." the sound of."

"It's obviously the theme song of Hell," Eggplant grabbed the phone and said, "But it seems like you can see Gao Tianyuan. This is the paradise that Western Hell said."

"You have never been to heaven." Tang Gua said, "And this is the theme area of ​​hell. It should be said that it would be better to see the real hell."

...Did this guy also do recording work?

It even became the cell phone ringtone of ghost messengers all over hell?

Swapping this for 30 years of free coffee jelly is better than nothing.

In the last week of the individual competition, the program group began to ask the contestants to choose songs. They could choose from the program group's music library, or they could choose other songs individually, but if they chose other songs, they would have to pay the copyright fee themselves.

The program team is also very stingy. In order to save copyright fees, there are only songs from three instructors in the music library, and "The End of Hell Depends on You" that was selected for the first stage before, among them, it is difficult to have a better male lead due to height. Nakahara Chuya, who releases songs very frequently, has a lot of songs, most of them are rock.

Because I knew it was a secret operation, I didn’t want to make a debut, and I didn’t have the burden of idol training if I didn’t make my debut. I just wanted not to be too pushy, and “The End of Hell Depends on You”, which has already appeared in the first round of stage, is very suitable. I.

I chose this song without hesitation. Apart from me, there are some dead who have stayed at the bottom of hell for hundreds of years and have not received new things. It's Nu Liangli who have never heard the songs released by them. If they relearn, judging from the degree of unreliability of the instructors, it might be better to choose the repeated songs and the chances of winning may be higher.

In addition to me, Nuliang Rikusheng also chose the songs in the music library, and chose Nuliang Koban's "Hundred Ghosts of the Night". This is a song composed by Nuliang Kobi himself. This year's list is used to commemorate the free and easy way of walking in the night of Hyakki in his lifetime. It is so popular that even the dead who have nothing to do with monsters can't help but sing and wander the streets. Just grab it.

Scovalo did not choose a song from the library, he chose a song called "Rain of Requiem".

From the perspective of the lyrics, it is definitely tailor-made for Skuvalo. The lyrics of "I decided to follow you from the oath of the distant yesterday" are too explicit from the perspective of Xanxus.

Scuvallo doesn't look like a guy who will work so hard for this kind of competition. It seems that Peng Lie hired someone to arrange and write lyrics because he can't embarrass Balian. head.

Since Peng Lie will do this for Balian's face, Liu Dao Mu, who also belongs to the guardian, also has his own song, "kufufu's fu～Sign a contract with me～", the name alone is very straightforward It shows that this is the extent of Liudao Mukuro's character song.

Peng Lie worked so hard, and Bai Lan couldn't fall behind. She chose the song "Perfect World", which was unanimously regarded as a "pretentious song".

Lyrics such as [I'llbegetmyperfectworld] and [My wings are enviable, are they flying gracefully], "Sure enough, only Bai Lanjun can sing without any scruples——BY Dazai Osamu", also got this kind of evaluation.

Although Osamu Dazai inquired about other people's songs everywhere, he kept a tight lid on his own songs.

Then came the day—the individual competition.

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