One hour in the life of a superhuman

When Osamu Dazai was in his early 38s, something happened, which involved the replacement of the colorless king. Originally, the colorless king was selected by slates. Unless the king died, there was basically no possibility of usurpation. However, Osamu Dazai cannot be treated with common sense. After getting along with Luse for three years, he considered resigning, and at the age of 35, he finally achieved some results.

It was also because of this that I had to watch him, in case he bombed Yokohama.

That night, he played such a song without sleeping all night. On the score of the piano, it read "Forever Attempted".

Then a few months later, I attended his funeral without an invitation letter, but in fact no one except Fukuzawa Yukichi who helped him with his funeral affairs received an invitation letter.

He was placed in a cemetery, and his photo was placed on the tombstone.

In addition to his bones, there are a lot of souvenirs in the tomb.

Zhong Yuanzhong also punched his tombstone, then turned around and covered the brim of his hat, tears flowed from the corners of his eyes, but he said it was raining even though the sky was clear.

He didn't know it was Osamu Dazai's soul sitting on his own tombstone, watching his funeral.

But I knew it when I went to hell. Ten years ago, Osamu Dazai said that Chuya Nakahara would explode. Later, after the rock star Chuya Nakahara, this stalk passed.

And now, 200 years later, this is the second time I've heard him play "Never Missed."

The silent sadness dangled in the air as if it had substance, stirring the heartstrings.

"Hey," Dazai Osamu suddenly said at this time, "are you all shocked by my natural voice?"

As soon as such stinky and shameless words were said, the original high-sighted emotions quickly receded like a tide, and disappeared without a trace.

As soon as Chuya Nakahara met Osamu Dazai, the angry wrinkles that seldom come down on his face "#" immediately showed up like mushrooms after a spring rain, "It's just a Mediterranean mackerel, everyone is shocked at most, only the bubbling ones The guy can still sing, that's all."

In hell, Zhongyuan Zhong, who had a poor vocabulary, finally learned badly, and began to practice mouth-to-mouth, full of sarcasm.

"So, what kind of score is Nakahara Sensei going to give me?" Although he respectfully called him "Tutor" in his words, in fact Osamu Dazai danced his hands like kelp, looking out of shape.

Although Nakahara also wanted to criticize Osamu Dazai from the beginning to the end, and label it as "uncarvable elm", but I have to say that Osamu Dazai's song is perfect from every angle, and he and my song last time After the PY transaction, there was a lot of controversy on the Internet. He doesn't care, this idol is not good, but he is now the head of the Port Mafia Entertainment Group. If he destroys the plan of the Port Mafia, then he will I will die.

For this reason, I also met with me in private. Of course, it is impossible to be a small fudao, and it is impossible in this life in hell.

In my impression, he is that high-ranking look, "This time it's a ghost lamp operation in the dark, and I can't do anything about it."

Nakahara Chuya also said that he can use the coffee jelly that will control me forever to stop my mouth.

Am I the kind of human being who would bow down for coffee jelly?

But originally I didn't intend to do anything with this. Since he said it so sincerely, I naturally had to respond, otherwise he would definitely not trust me. This was also to reassure him, so I had to make an affirmative Reply, replacing the original agreement.

However, when I heard Nakahara Chuya's bell rang and took the familiar "The End of Hell Depends on You", the crisp and sonorous sound made me immediately turn my head and look at the other party.

Zhongyuan Zhong was also furious, and then felt a little guilty, "Ah, this is a request from the program team, and it is part of the contract."

Then the other party invited me to eat the latest flagship dessert of "Hua Kia Cooking Fox Yuqian", the outrageously expensive tiramisu, and this matter was considered to be over.

Hey, hey, everyone has a share of my singing now, right?

But fashion will always be photographed on the beach by the back wave, but I think so, it is definitely because my endurance value has been honed very well under the situation of partnering with Osamu Dazai, which is comparable to my acting skills.

Back to the present, the three judges all gave high marks to Osamu Dazai, and the scores of the live broadcast were also counted. Although the dead who were clearly dead from the bullet screen were marked with "Crying to death, is this guy really Osamu Dazai? "The high-level comments can be guessed, but the on-site scores are still very surprising. Basically, they are close to full marks and can be recommended for debut.

"Wow, I didn't expect Mr. Dazai to keep such a trick." Watching Osamu Dazai sit back in our seats, Bai Lan said, "It's really surprising."

Dazai smiled and said nothing.At this time, Daji came onto the stage, and she clapped her hands to attract everyone's attention, "Okay, it's time to reveal everyone's ranking."

This qualifying match is even more competitive than the last time when half of the [-] people were eliminated at one time, because this time it is [-] to [-], which means that only [-]/[-] of the dead can participate in the last match to determine who can form a team. Five people come.

Different from specially creating suspense, Ghost Lantern doesn't like such fancy things, and prefers to put pressure on those eliminated dead, so the rankings are always reported from No.1 to No.10, and after ten The dead are not given names at all.

The number one ranked was Osamu Dazai. He stood up with a playful smile, and bowed to the surroundings. Because the audience at the scene were all the eliminated dead, there were no cheers at all, and there were only endless boos. , Some people even wanted to hit him with the support stick in their hands, but it was useless, Osamu Dazai easily dodged.

The audience of these dead people had to make up a cheering scene later. Although it is all live broadcast now, an edited version will be released in the future. This is the material of the edited version, but there is a high probability that it will not be used. "Toss people use.

No.2 is Bai Lan, whose score is not much different from that of Osamu Dazai. He originally studied Bel Canto, and he added his own beautiful wing special effects, but the weapons that were originally used for fighting have been reduced to self-made special effects now. It's just that from Bai Lan's smiling face, he couldn't see any aggrievedness.

Followed by Rikuo Nura, who is known as a very good dancer, Scovalo occupies sixth.

Because of the aesthetics of samba dance with unknown meaning, Liu Dao Mu could only rely on his face to reach the eighth place.

Unexpectedly, Orihara Rin is also very good at playing, occupying the ninth place, "thanks to the popular voice similar to Qi Mu-kun".

But having said that, the "Thanks" in his mouth, that is, I only accounted for the tenth place, barely ahead of the debut line, it sounded like he was mocking me.

But I was not very angry, after all, this is a very normal thing. I originally chose the song "The End of Hell Depends on You" that I had already sung with this idea in mind.

Daji blinked again after reporting the rankings, "Our "Idol 666" event has finally been loved by investors..."

I looked at the various advertising slogans hanging on the wall, and there were some tiger and wolf words that needed to be harmonized. It was obvious that they had been favored a long time ago, and Daji's ability to open her eyes and tell lies has improved to a higher level.

"We have received joint support from the Akashi Group and the Atobe Group. The next stage is definitely worth looking forward to!"

Wait a minute, Akashi Seijuro has already passed the examination for the position of a ghost messenger, and has become a secretary similar to a ghost lamp. It is said that he is so busy every day that he can only spare one hour a day to play basketball.

And after Keigo Atobe bought the tennis court, he had to buy a nearby hill because of the damage caused by playing tennis. Why do these two guys still have time to watch such boring variety shows, and still want to invest?

However, this is not the end yet, so I heard Daji say, "In addition, we have opened a channel for on-site ticket sales. Do you want to meet the idol you support face to face? Hurry up and grab the tickets."

……

"I remember that this ticket is not sold outside?" Scovalo immediately choked.

Daji, who was robbed of the conversation, was not angry, but continued: "I never said that I would not sell tickets to the outside world."

Although it seems that the dead here are being bullied miserably, but it is because the opponent is the type of Chuya Nakahara and Nuliang Liban, who are in charge of each other. If it is replaced by other people, it is difficult to guarantee Don't be attacked by this group of dead.

If tickets were sold on the spot, it would be hard to say that the dead here would not attack the audience and cause commotion, and then take the opportunity to escape. Because of this concern, no tickets were sold for the first two games.

But in this way, only ten of us will participate in the competition, and the rest of you,

As I was thinking like this, I heard Daji say, "The rest of the contestants will watch in the background, so we must work hard and strive to form a group successfully next time."

"Then, please train well, the three judges are waiting for you."

As soon as Daji finished speaking, he heard ghosts crying and wolves howling, but no one dared to vent their personal anger to Daji, not because they cared about Daji's face, which was a disaster for the country, but because Daji was originally a nine-tailed demon fox with both strength and beauty. It's not like I said, even Nakahara Chuya and Nuliang Kaiban would not easily provoke this big monster.

This time the individual competition ended like this, and we were ushered off the stage.

At the same time, Nakahara Chuya and Nuliang Liban also stood up and moved their hands and feet.

Although we are a little far away, it is not a problem for my hearing.

Nakahara Chuya said: "Although it's all rubbish, I can barely move my hands and feet."

Nuliang Liban added: "Then Zhong Yuan-jun wants to compete with me?"

"That's exactly what I want to do." Zhongyuan Zhong also had a strong fighting spirit.

And the content of their competition is who can make this group of dead people more miserable and suspect ghosts.

Obviously, compared to being on the stage, abusing the students under their own hands gives them a greater sense of accomplishment.

I thought about it carefully and found that "Idol Hell" is indeed a very clever method.

On the surface, it seems that this group of hell old fritters dare to be angry and dare not speak out to be punished, but in fact, it is also to appease the port mafia and the Nuliang group who are superior in force and cannot be sentenced simply by criminal law.

200 years have passed, and the plans of the Port Mafia and the Nuliang Group are still very effective. Their superficial fan base has grown to a very large level. Even if only one percent of them become a backup force, it should not be underestimated. , There are often small-scale conflicts, and it is not a bad thing to take this opportunity to let them vent their energy that has nowhere to go.

Secondly, although the program group is very stingy, judging from the full-screen advertisements, the income is definitely not small, and it can be considered as a contribution to hell's funds.

Should it be said that he is the CEO of Hell?The ghost lamp kills three birds with one stone, and it doesn't look like a guy who would come up with such an inconspicuous hell as "Candy House Hell".

I came back to my senses and noticed Osamu Dazai was staring at me.

I looked at him, and Osamu Dazai shrugged at me, expressing his innocence.

We don't know when we got to the end.

Osamu Dazai looked at the sky, which was already filled with sunset clouds, "It's obviously hell, but it has day and night just like the present world."

Listening to this, I thought of his song "Forever Attempted".

This guy's wish is to obtain eternal peace, and it is obvious that the current hell is not the life he wants.

"Kusuo, you know everything," Dazai Osamu said, his voice was a little erratic, "People's hearts, thoughts, nothing can hide, why can you still imagine living like an ordinary person?"

What he said made me stunned for a moment, and I thought about it carefully. If I follow the original trajectory, I will probably become a dark guy who wants to destroy the world, but with my parents offline, except for the annoying Saiki Kongsuke Besides, I still live in a relatively stable place, and I haven't grown into a ball of black mud.

My biggest dream is to be an ordinary person who wants to have joys, sorrows, sorrows and joys.

"Kusuo's expression has softened." Osamu Dazai touched my eyebrows, and then ran away without stopping after touching them, like a scumbag who flirts with girls.

Hey, hey, let him go this time as if I am an adult and don't remember the villain's faults.

"It's so rare, you didn't attack him." It was Ghost Lantern who spoke. I knew his location when he was 200 meters away from me, and I was not frightened by him.

"Dazai-kun is also very hardworking," Gui Deng said suddenly, "It was he who wrote the 'Idol 666' project, and he really helped a lot."

So that's the case, Dazai Osamu is really stubborn, sympathizing with him is a meaningless and self-sufficient thing.

I nodded to the ghost lamp, and inadvertently revealed the news to Skuvalo when I went back. It’s not good to shout and kill at night, but hearing Osamu Dazai’s screams of "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" There is a wonderful sense of quiet time.

But soon the joy was gone.

The last game is about to start again.

Probably because of the investment of Akashi Seijuro and Atobe Keigo, this training finally abandoned the three incomprehensible instructors and hired Lilith and Daji. The former is responsible for singing and the latter is for dancing. .

just,

"The essence of dancing is charm." Daji said this while clapping her hands to the beat, and at the same time raised her eyebrows at us. A heart-shaped pattern appeared in the void, and the other dead immediately fell, without ever thinking that she was The identity of a boy, loudly echoed "Yes!"

Skuvalo, who was completely unaffected by Daji's innate skills, shouted loudly, "Hey, what are you talking about? We are men who are indomitable, and we will cut you into sashimi!"

"Ah, Scovalo said it." Bai Lan sighed.

"Well, you're really brave." Osamu Dazai asked Rokudokuku to change a white handkerchief for him and waved it around.

"Eh? Does this student have any opinion on my teaching?" Daji, who was originally smiling, suddenly became ghastly. She wrapped her tail around Skuvalo's body in twos and outs, "Then let's go outside. Let me educate you alone."

Even though it was still that sweet voice, everyone immediately fell silent.

There was a crackling sound of fighting outside, and after a while, Scuvaro was thrown in by the hair like a salted shark.

"Hey, let's continue." Daji tilted her head and said as if asking for opinions.

Everyone immediately stood up straight and responded: "Yes!"

Compared with the singing class that Zhongyuan Zhong also specializes in practicing breath, Lilith's class is more decent. If it is not for the double blow of spirit and sex after singing wrongly, it will be perfect.

In order to save the training fees of the instructors, everyone practiced the same piece of music, and they would be divided into parts during the competition, and the lyrics were divided according to the ranking, which means that people in the upper circle will have more shots.

But in fact, the camera will follow the film, which means that in addition to the overall choreography, everyone has their own point-of-view angle.

The new song is called "Sincerely, From Hell".

It's basically a song similar to "The End of Hell Depends on You", but it's more like an enka rhythm.

The lyrics are very concise and easy to understand. It is said that it was written by a social animal who was deeply involved in overtime in hell. There is also the meaning of complaining about ghost lights and working overtime in the lyrics, but this part has been castrated by the time we get it.

Although I don't understand why the talent show has to sing such perfunctory lyrics, but since it is the arrangement of the program group, to be honest, the only way to change it is to beat up the entire program group with "bananas", which is too troublesome There is absolutely no incentive to do so.

The rehearsal time is one week, and basically it will be the day of the final competition soon.

In order to encourage us, I actually think that the ghost lamp is stimulating us and told us a "good news", "Even such a boring show, but it is widely praised on the Internet, the tickets are sold out immediately, and even the price is skyrocketing. "

"In this way, Peng Gelie from Western Hell has snatched several of them." Lilith said, and Liudao Mukuro's expression became unsmiling.

She glanced again at the schadenfreude Scuvaro and said, "The Bally security guys are coming."

Scuvaro gradually pickles.

"The Mirufiore family also responded very strongly." Lilith held a fan to cover her mouth, covering her unbroken lips. "For Yuni's sake, I sold them at a discount."

As expected of a villain boss, Bai Lan's performance is still impeccable.

"Members of the Port Mafia and the Armed Detective Agency will also come." Daji held her fingers against her lower lip and said after thinking for a moment.

But Osamu Dazai didn't respond, and could even respond with Dazaihua.

"Someone from Gao Tianyuan will come too." Daji turned to ask Ghost Lantern.

"Well, the approval of Shigeo Yamakage, Yato, and that guy have been approved."

Judging from Ghost Lantern's expression, that guy is definitely Bai Ze.

...Why did Shigeo Kageyama join in the fun?

Because of the hard work of this group of people, Munakata Reiji and Zhou Fangzun only got four tickets.

That's all. "I will never dance in front of the boss." Scovalo furiously equipped himself with a weapon, planning to destroy the stage in the dark.

This proposal was sought after by everyone, and everyone ran out in a swarm, and after a while, they came back in despair.

It seemed that Ghost Lantern had called back with a stack of bills.

"If you don't make a good debut, you can use the BOSS to repay the debt." Skuvalo decided to sacrifice his ego to achieve Xanxus.

It seems that Tsunayoshi Sawada has become a lot more domineering recently, and he can actually make Skuvalo feel that he can let Xanxus participate in such activities as idol auditions.

But it can be done if it is frozen for exhibition.

Compared to Skuvarro, Bai Lan is the thick-skinned one, and he can comfort Skuvarro, "It can't be worse than being the daughter of Mr. Nakahara and Osamu Dazai's lover."

It's just that this consolation is more like adding fuel to the fire.

Then the next day everyone went on the stage dejectedly under the weight of the compensation.

This time, the program team was finally generous and arranged a special makeup artist and costume artist, but the clothes are still kimonos, the difference is that the material is a little better.

Osamu Dazai ran over wearing a black kimono stepping on wooden clogs, "I guess I'm quite suitable for a kimono."

His excessive hair is put up in a small braid at the back of his head, he looks like an old-fashioned ronin, but I have been with him for 200 years, and I have seen him even when he is wearing a small skirt, which is just a little surprised.

Bai Lan, who was wearing a kimono, looked a little uncomfortable. He turned around and asked Skuvalo, "Is the rumor true?"

"What?" Skuvalo asked with some vigilance.

"Will Balian play traditional Japanese tricks during the New Year?" Bai Lan said.

"Ah, because of that fellow, Tsunayoshi Sawada, who occasionally come together." Skuvalo replied unsuspectingly.

"Will Nascovarro brush the shark's teeth in the New Year?"

"That's right, I brushed all my box weapons."

...It's quite easy to admit it.

Rikuo Nura, who obviously doesn't want to be an idol, looks very calm now.

Liu Dao Mu asked: "KUFUFUFU, have you finally given up, slippery ghost?"

"No," Nuliang Rikusheng said, "If everyone is unlucky, I think you will be even worse."

All the people sitting under the stage were acquaintances.

In comparison, the relationship between Nuliang Rikusheng and everyone is a bit colder, and he is more open-minded.

But having said that, if you don't perform well, you will be an idol trainee for the rest of your life. Although there are secret operations, if you don't do it well, wouldn't it be embarrassing to the family?

The night before yesterday, I saw Mori Ogai's technique of brainwashing everyone. At least Scovalo, who was originally very loyal to Xanxus, had a remarkable effect and was fully fired.

However, Bai Lan and Liu Dao Mu, who have no family love, seem to be quite normal. If their psychological reaction is not the desire to win, it will probably be better.

I always have the illusion that my teammates have been brainwashed unknowingly, but fortunately Osamu Dazai is no different from before.

There is no rehearsal before the performance, even the final competition is a one-time result.

Everyone stood in their respective positions, waiting for the singing to sound.

It is difficult to choreograph dances for songs that are more of a song-like nature, but some moves commonly used by ghost messengers, such as kicking ghosts into hot pots and throwing ghosts into magma pools, seem to have a sense of power.

Fortunately, I had brought the chains beforehand, and the voices below the stage would not affect me.

It's just that the sound of calling is too noisy. Even though generally speaking, I call for my own people, I don't know why my name is always brought in at the end.

I watched Tsunayoshi Sawada vigorously waving the cheering stick in his hand, and I had mixed feelings for a while.

Isn't Pengo Lie a little too idle?

The voice of Yato, who has the same voice line as mine, is especially loud. In order not to lose to him, Shigeo Kageyama and Takashi Natsume tried their best, and Kongsuke Saiki even brought a special loudspeaker. For a while, my name almost echoed throughout the auditorium.

No, or I'd better go to Gaotianyuan to become a god.

However, everyone has thick skins. Except for pickled sharks like Scuvaro who have almost become the same hands and feet, everyone looks like they are enjoying the stage again, even if they want to destroy it in their hearts. The world is full of peace.

In this regard, I'm still better at keeping my face blank.

If it is purely based on dancing and singing, it can be regarded as a relatively high-level completion of the performance.

Immediately afterwards, there was a burst of bragging and scoring that even the judges themselves did not believe.

The scoring of the last competition was divided into three parts, the judges' scores accounted for four, and the live audience and live audience each accounted for three.

The audience at the scene was basically surrounded by the port mafia, Peng Gelie, and Mirufiore. The votes were made on the bright side, not to mention that the judges were all their own people, but it was surprising that they were live audiences The ratings are also highly similar to everyone else's.

So the debutant was selected.

Osamu Dazai was in C position, followed by Bailan, Nura Rikusheng, Rokudo Mukuro, me, and Skuvalo who accidentally sang the dolphin sound because of mistakes in the same hands and feet during the performance.

The original group name was set as the name of the program group "Idol 666".

The ghost lamp was closed when it was ready, and the testimonials were put on the later edited version, and the live recording was over, and it took only an hour.

And now the most important thing is how to deal with the original colleagues/friends, but they should be able to fool around very well, except for Skuvalo.

But I have to say that everyone's star journey is about to start from here.

If I go to become a god immediately, I don't know if it will be too late.

Is this the dead man arc of Saiki Kusuo's disaster?

The author has something to say: this is the end of Fanwai. Although you can continue writing, it is better to stop here (cover your face). In a blink of an eye, it has been more than four days since the opening of this article. At the beginning, I really didn’t expect it to be so long. The following episodes feel a bit cumbersome, but I am still very happy to write. Thank you for reading this. I will study the latest functions to see how to draw a lottery. Opening "Superpower Career Choice", the title of the article will probably be changed, I hope we will have a chance to see you in the next article, okay =3=

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