One hour in the life of a superhuman

"quiet!"

Lord Yan Mo sat in his exclusive seat and rang the judge's hammer in his hand.

The originally noisy hall fell silent.

I stood on the dock, which should be the seat according to the court, but in hell there is still a unilateral trial, so there is no distinction between the defendant and the plaintiff.

This construction was guided by a guy named "Ryuichi Wright" who recently went to hell, and then modified by ghost lamps.

It is said that it is for the sake of being able to integrate with the present world. Of course, it is actually because the daily trial volume is too large, and the process needs to be streamlined.

By the way, this is still in the process of restructuring, and our previous cases were tried according to the previous situation, but when I was here, under the strong request of Osamu Dazai, I became the No. 1 semi-public trial.

The so-called semi-public trial looks more like some kind of public execution trial.

There are auditoriums on both sides, and there is no one on it. I counted the seats and can only accommodate ten people at most.

After bringing me in, Osamu Dazai waved to me, then turned around and sat in the first row of the auditorium, asked the ghost messenger next to him for a piece of popcorn, but was confiscated by the ghost lamp and said that he would despise Lord Yan Mo In the name of throwing him out, I really wanted him to cause trouble, but the other party sewed on his mouth like a zipper, and sat obediently.

Tsunayoshi Sawada, who had greeted the ghost lamp, sat next to Osamu Dazai, and next to Tsunayoshi Sawada was Bai Lan. He came in a little slower, because no food was allowed in the Enma Hall, and the cotton candy on his body was confiscated , took a while.

After a while, Akashi Seijuro also came in. I don't know if he bought a seat temporarily with his banknote ability, or just got one quietly. He didn't sit with Osamu Dazai and the others, but moved to the right Above the auditorium on the side.

There was a sudden noise outside, and the ghost lantern frowned and called a few ghost messengers to maintain order. The noise gradually died down, and then Nakahara Chuya, who was still wearing a stage costume, walked in. The clothes looked much more advanced, Wearing shiny diamonds, even the brim of the hat is wrapped with a layer of gold thread, wearing a pair of sunglasses, walking in with the attitude of a big shot in the rock world.

Ghost Lantern said: "You tell your fans to pay attention."

Zhongyuan Zhong also "tsk", "Then you let our port mafia be legal?"

There was no need to discuss this matter, Nakahara walked in wearing his rock diamond coat, he looked left and right, Dazai Osamu had stood up, put two fingers to his mouth and whistling, just like a brain fan , but it's obviously pretending.

Veins popped up in Nakahara Chuya, and the stone bricks under his feet made a crackling sound. He was pinned down by the ghost lamp, and then he calmed down, mouthing "you wait" to Osamu Dazai, Achieved the top position of Akashi Seijuro.

The guy who came in next was still the domineering guy, Skuvalo.

Those guys in Balian kept him busy to hell without stopping, yet they still had time to join in the fun.

Sawada Tsunayoshi didn't seem very surprised, he should have known it a long time ago.

But reborn probably won't come. When I died, reborn was still alive and well, and had several lovers. It seemed that he could go to a centenarian.

On one side is Sawada Tsunayoshi, and on the other side is Nakahara Chuya. The former is a person who hates XANXUS, and the latter is several mothers. However, Skuvalo did not hesitate at all, and stood on the side of Xanxus and sat on the side of Nakahara. Zhongye that area.

These two guys don't seem to have any sense of mother and daughter now. After all, Zhongyuan Zhongye's sound is shining, and he looks like a wealthy family.

But when they first met, they were still full of sex, and Scuvaro yelled, "Hey~~ trash, you should be a rock singer instead of being a mafia."

Zhong Yuanzhong was also not polite, he took out a huge oar from nowhere, and pressed it against Skuvalo's head to open the other side's scoop.

Skuvalo pointed his sword at Chuya Nakahara.

Ghost Lantern said: "If you make trouble, throw it out."

When the two of them heard this, they "tsk" almost at the same time, put away their weapons in unison, sat on their seats, and then stared at me fiercely.

For a moment, I thought world peace depended on staring at me.

Natsume Takashi came in next, he came in and saw me very happy, he trotted over, "Sai Mu-kun."

But it was blocked by the fence, so he didn't care, he just stood outside the fence and talked to me.

Takashi Natsume passed away two years before me, and Shigeo Kageyama and I stayed with him for a week before he died.

"I didn't even think it would be you," Natsume Takashi said with a smile, "The Lord Chang gave me the ticket, saying that an acquaintance will conduct the trial."

In the case of the trial, it should be Jingji, this guy actually participated in this matter, but if the tickets for the trial need to be grabbed, it would be difficult for Natsume Takashi to handle it by himself.

"Torisuke-kun came with me too, but it was said at the door that some idol had come, and they formed a group, and Torisuka-kun went to join in the fun."

As soon as the words were finished, Reita Torisuke walked in with a look of disappointment on her face. When she saw us, she said first, "I thought it was peach jam, but after inquiring, I found out it was Chuya Chuya."

I froze for a second before I remembered that Chuya was Chuya Nakahara.

"Do you have any opinion on me?" Zhongyuan Zhongya, who was still wearing sunglasses in the hall, said.

Toritsu Zero waved his hands hastily: "I don't have any comments."

He also called CALL to prove that he didn't have any opinion on Zhong Yuanzhong, "Chuya, Chuya, the roaring machine in the world, go Chong Chong."

Then Zhongyuan Zhong also kicked off the front seat, which flew up more than three meters and hit my feet.

"Remember to pay for this money later." Gui Deng picked up the chair from the ground with a familiar look, pressed it casually, took a few nails and hammered them in with a mace a few times, It is simply fixed.

Afterwards, the ghost lamp stared at Torisuka Reita again, and the careless guy Torisuka Reita ran to the seat first, of course far away from Nakahara Nakaya, and sat under Sawada Tsunayoshi and the others row of

Anyway, the distance is not far away, so he shouted to me from that place, "Yingshan originally wanted to come over, but he is in Gaotianyuan, and he has to report to hell, and it is too late to know that this matter has not been approved yet. "

Yato asked me to complain about this before, and Shigeo Kageyama couldn't close the "Jarhead Sect", even if it was closed, there would be a resurgence of guys pretending to be him, and it would be even more troublesome.

However, this kind of religion is difficult to control in the first place, and those who have no ability can still be believed by many people, not to mention the superhuman beings like Shigeo Kageyama. After a series of things were done by the "Jarhead Sect", Shigeo Kageyama finally planned to start to rectify the control.

Because gods are born in the belief of human beings, but it is actually very difficult to become a god in this era, but Shigeo Kageyama did it, and after his death, he became a god of the Jarhead God Cult and went to the end of Takamahara.

Linghuan Xinlong was worried about him. In order to stay in the world, he became Yato's artifact temporarily after death.

Reita Torisuka said: "Kageyama said Takamahara was boring, and he waited every day for his faith to disappear so he could go to hell and meet us."

Thinking of the foreigner who proudly said that he was a follower of the "Jarhead Sect" with a pot head on his head, it may take a long time for Shigeo Kageyama to realize his wish.

"But when Shigeo Kageyama goes to hell, what will happen to Mr. Linggen?" Reita Tosusu turned his head and asked Ghost Lantern, "He wanted me to ask, can the dead who have become divine weapons go to hell?"

Ghost Lantern said: "Let him make a plan and write an application report."

The soul that originally became an artifact cannot be reincarnated, and can only be circulated in the hands of one god after another. However, after the fusion of the world, the ghost lamp proposed to Gao Tianyuan again, and under the urging of Bishamonten, these artifacts have another home. , you can return to the underworld, and then reincarnate.

While we were talking, Reji Munakata came in, and they looked the same as before. Reji Munakata was still wearing a uniform, but it was different from the original Scepter4 uniform. It was changed into a kimono style, only the color is the same that's it.

Munakata Reishi and Ghost Lamp seem to be much more familiar than others. From their conversations, I learned that Munakata Reishi was proficient in managing supernatural beings during his lifetime, so he didn't have any problems with the trial after death. Ghost Lamp directly made the decision. Let him continue his work in hell and be responsible for managing the supernatural dead.

But it's all in Toyo Hell, and the uniforms must follow the tradition, but the style has only been finalized recently, and it seems that both parties are quite satisfied.

Munakata Retsu nodded slightly to me, and there was no expression on his face. I couldn't see anything, but there was no big conflict between Chestnut Jam and Munakata Retsu. It's all because of the wrong reincarnation posture. Didn't I still become a mother and son with Osamu Dazai?

There is also Qingzai, except for the rumors of having an illegitimate child, it is actually not bad, after all, compared to Chi, Qingzai is still a child that can be brought up, although the child transformed into the sword of Dakmos can only grow up to be a child. It looks like it is 15 years old, but there is definitely no problem in taking care of itself.

As the gate closed, the last person rushed in at the last second, and it was Yato.

"Hi everyone." Yato greeted everyone and sent out a small advertisement.

Osamu Dazai said: "We are all in hell, it's useless for you to send us this, and you don't want to be a ghost messenger."

Yato retorted: "Isn't there still the Ghost Festival? You can take my advertisement back and show it to your relatives."

Then Yetou was lifted to his position by the ghost lamp, and Yetou yelled, "This is not kind, only my position has such a few tacks!"

This position was kicked off by Zhongyuan Zhongye before, and the ghost lamp was pressed again.

"You came too late," Ghost Lantern said, "It's good to have a seat."

Only then did Yeto sit down on the seat in aggrieved manner, and shouted at me loudly, "It's okay, Qi Mu, if you get gang-beaten later, I will definitely protect you."

……

Leaving aside the fact that I may still be running fast at that time, there is nothing wrong with it. Doesn’t it make me feel guilty when he said that?

Guilty, I won't be guilty, no matter how bad it is, isn't Bai Lan still there?

But I looked around, and the seats for ten people were all full, Natsume Takashi, Skuvalo, Yato, Akashi Seijuro, Tosusu Reita, Munakata Reji, Nakahara Chuya, Bailan, Sawada Tsunayoshi, and Dazai Osamu .

Although it looks like a denunciation meeting for the victims, but because of the two cheeky people Bai Lan and Dazai Osamu who eat cotton candy, it feels like a fairy dancing.

After all, even though they can brazenly tell their experiences, I will not admit it. Osamu Dazai even raised me as a giant baby, and I am also a victim.

But I can't care less about that soon.

King Yan Mo tapped the judge's hammer in his hand, "This judge's hammer is quite useful, much easier than my gavel."

I suddenly found that it was not good to sigh on this occasion, so I coughed again, and let me introduce myself first according to the general process.

I pursed my lower lip slightly and announced my name, "Saiki Kusuo."

Osamu Dazai was sitting in front left, and I saw him raise his eyebrows slightly.

King Yan Mo didn't say anything, he waved his hand, and a thing like the curtain of a projector fell in front of him.

"Let's look at the records of the deceased's birth god first."

Ghost Lantern explained from the side: "Thanks to Bailan's technology, the transcribed text can now be displayed in the form of images."

I said why Bai Lan was not sent back, it turned out to be due to technology.

If you learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, you will be popular in hell.

But wait, the way of the image.

Isn't this public execution?

The author has something to say: Because the Nuliang group has no chance to play, I plan to write a special episode for him =3=