One hour in the life of a superhuman

Respecting teachers is a beautiful quality. In order for Sawada Tsunayoshi to uphold this excellent philosophy, Osamu Dazai bought a bunch of Chuya Nakahara's discs.

From the first appearance on the stage to the latest East egg, I plan to watch it with Tsunayoshi Sawada.

Although I was taught Chinese by Nakahara Chuya, it seems that I was more deeply influenced by Dazai Osamu, a teacher of mental health. Is reborn serious?Let Osamu Dazai teach mental health?

I don't know if Tsunayoshi Sawada has become a qualified mafia, but at least he has become a qualified black rabbit.

Zhongyuan Zhong also sings all by roaring. This guy sings really badly. I don’t know if Hell likes this way of howling dogs and howling wolves, and he can drive all the way to Hell East Egg. Although he was invited by Nuliang Huapiao as a Guest, but it can be regarded as a good mix.

The dead in the prison are probably not acclimatized, and they really can’t appreciate the rock and roll of Toyo Hell, and Osamu Dazai and the others are keen on the early rock and roll of Chuya Nakahara, which is more original. Compared with the latest stage performances before , definitely pointed a gun at a million tuners, and after one night passed, the fat soul that was raised in vain by the deceased chef of the flower grower was a lot haggard.

When the Yatengu guards saw it, their puzzled eyes swept over Dazai Osamu and Sawada Tsunayoshi, "...you didn't lynch, did you?"

Osamu Dazai is well-known, I don’t know if he was arrested for committing suicide with snapdragons before, but none of the Yatengus in the Yatengu Guard wanted to be in the same room with him. Squatting outside the prison is not afraid of the dead escaping from the prison. Anyway, there is only one gate.

Osamu Dazai put on an appearance of a good citizen and said, "Do you think I look like this kind of person?"

The Yatengu guard nodded frankly: "That's the kind of person you are."

Hearing this, Osamu Dazai didn't even choke, and pulled Sawada Tsunakichi over, "I've got witnesses."

Sawada Tsunayoshi nodded with a smile, saying that they just appreciated the hellish idol culture of the new era.

He doesn't have a deep relationship with Western hell, and if he doesn't do it well, it will lead to diplomatic relations. The Yatengu guards don't want to make it so troublesome, but in order to get himself off the stage, he still said, "I said Dazai, you might as well be like this." Apply to be transferred to hell about punishment."

Osamu Dazai hadn't replied yet, the dead who were locked up wanted to sue, but they were mentally abused, and now they shouted loudly: "We have been raised too well in the Western Hell, and the water and soil are not acclimatized. Once we get here It's just that I can't sleep well, which makes me haggard, and it has nothing to do with Dazai, Mr. Dazai, so don't transfer him away."

I couldn't hear their voices even though I was wearing special handcuffs, but seeing their duplicity, I knew what was going on in my mind. I figured that if Osamu Dazai really had to be transferred to Hell to work as a ghost messenger, they would be gone in no time. Go to the scales of the snapdragon and hang them all.

Death does not kill, Yatengu's prison is pretty good, it doesn't matter if you stay there for hundreds of years, it's better for Osamu Dazai to come out after reincarnation.

Osamu Dazai looked innocently at the Yatengu guards, shrugged, "I can't help it, that's how popular I am."

The Yatengu guard was a little speechless, waved his wings uncomfortably, and drove away Osamu Dazai with the baton in his hand, "You better go."

Osamu Dazai didn't move, and said, "I have to take the guy who is being interrogated today away."

Yatengu guard: "..." Urging Osamu Dazai to solve it quickly, "If you are late, I will go to Minamoto Yoshitsune to report work-related injuries."

"Isn't this good?" Osamu Dazai didn't care, "I can rest for two more days."

"Am I such a Yatengu?" The Yatengu guard was furious, but he still acted as if he could still save him.

Osamu Dazai ignored him, turned his head and smiled at me, and called my name by the way.

I had already been forced to be happy by him yesterday, and there was no fluctuation at this time. I got out of the cage step by step, and Osamu Dazai symbolically called four people to form a five-member team.

"Are we going to interrogate five people this time?" Yatengu's guard asked, "These smugglers occupy too many seats."

Osamu Dazai replied: "It can't be helped. The Kushengshen's notes are too sloppy, and the recording department needs to re-transcribe. Although there is a computer now, it will be very troublesome if the computer system fails."

Innate gods are gods born with human beings. They are responsible for recording the big and small things of human beings. One records good deeds and the other records evil deeds. After the death of human beings, their records will be sent to the recording department to make a new copy.

However, if the dead go to other hells, the birth gods will also be left behind in other hells. It will be more convenient for them to apply and come back, but the dead don't know when they will be able to come back. Take it out when you need it.

Dazai Osamu said: "The old materials in this kind of warehouse are full of dust, and it takes a long time to sort them out. The Records Department is already very busy. It is already very powerful to be able to spare five in a day."

The Yatengu guard nodded and said, "I helped transport three out before, all of them were tired and foaming at the mouth." At this point, the Yatengu guard shuddered.

Osamu Dazai took a look at us, hummed a little tune and led us off.

There was no ghost guard waiting to escort us at the gate, and the Yatengu guard was a little surprised, "Do you want me to call some brothers?"

Osamu Dazai shook his hand, "No need."

Seeing that he was sure, the Yatengu guard didn't say anything, and nodded to get out of the way.

Sawada Tsunayoshi and Dazai Osamu were not worried about the escape of these dead, so they let the dead stand in front, but they left me at the end, the two of them were like biscuits with sandwich biscuits.

I:"……"

In my impression, my life should be written as ordinary people in the portfolio.

Of course, I don't have a good solution for the born gods. Even if I get doubled superpowers, I'm still quite limited in terms of gods and ghosts. It's useless to beat the born gods with me.

However, I have also inquired that this kind of trial is private, and there will only be Lord Yan Mo and Ghost Lantern.

As for the crimes I was convicted of, I won’t say in detail. If you tell a lie, you will go to hell, and if you commit adultery, you will go to hell.

So as long as there is no solid evidence to prove that I am chestnut jam, I will not panic.

"I'm a little curious about the life of Kuroko-chan's Katsuyoshi." Tsunayoshi Sawada suddenly said to Osamu Dazai.

Sawada Tsunayoshi used to call me "Miss Chestnut" before, but when I got to hell, I learned it badly, and changed to a more intimate name like "Chestnut Butter".

But when I heard the word "chestnut sauce", I immediately became alert.

Osamu Dazai replied: "I haven't seen chestnut paste in hell, it's really strange, don't you agree, Kusuo?"

Of course chestnut jam can't be in hell, and now it can be because I'm here.

Of course, it is impossible to say this to Osamu Dazai and the others. Even though I am dead, I just want to be an ordinary dead person after death. I didn’t know about the chestnut sauce when I was alive, and it’s even more impossible to know after death.

Stimulated by Nakahara Chuya's ghostly cries and howling rock music before, I recalled the terrible life of [Dazai Osamu] who gave birth to [Dazai's eldest son], and the life of the giant baby raised by Dazai Osamu, although It has been so long that I have lived my whole life, but it is still very vivid in retrospect.

It is so vivid that the skill points of the acting skills that have been dusty for a long time are automatically fully lit up when they smell Dazai Osamu.

Hearing Osamu Dazai's question, I asked back, "Chestnut sauce?"

As Saiki Kusuo, he has never seen chestnut jam with his own eyes, but because chestnut jam deceived Kageyama Shigeo and the others in the setting, they were able to turn into cats and run into Alice Academy, so I should know about this Yes, but it's all from decades ago, so I'm sure I won't be able to remember it right away.

Reminded by Osamu Dazai's squinted eyes, I made an expression of sudden understanding, nodded, and asked back, "I just died, why are you asking me?"

My words are ambiguous, anyway, I will not let Dazai Osamu catch "I didn't say when Chestnut Jam died, how do you know" to turn me against.

Osamu Dazai pointedly said, "Anyway, we will see each other again soon."

There is still a little distance between the Yatengu guards and Lord Yan Mo's trial hall, but Osamu Dazai and the others are not in a hurry, walking leisurely and slowly.

"It's okay, Mr. Yan Mo has to finish the trial of the dead according to the procedure today, and then it will be the turn of these smugglers to work overtime."

... Then he still made me happy last night?

After walking for a while, I heard an obscurity car whizzing by, and from the curtain that was blown open by the wind, I saw a face that was basically the same as Akashi Seijuro.

The oboro car was driving very fast, and it flew over in an instant, but after a while, it flew back again. Obviously, our group was too conspicuous, and Akashi Seijuro also noticed us on the oboro car, also known as oboro The car came back.

The oboro car stopped on the road in front of us, and Akashi Seijuro quickly got off the oboro car and stopped in front of us.

In terms of height, Akashi Seijuro and I have also maintained the public that I want to be, almost the same height, so that when the two of us stand opposite each other, there is an illusion of looking in the mirror. After all, although everyone says that we are two tall They are similar, but there are still many differences. If you play the game of finding differences, there is a high probability that it will be an easy question.

I have a good sense of Akashi Seijuro, of course not only because he helped me carry the scapegoat for several months, but also because of the gossip that Akashi Seijuro was a big man in women's clothing when he was young. After all, this is all Bodo's intelligence house made it up by myself, I just knocked it with me.

In fact, there is also Akashi Seijuro's "see through but don't tell me". After that world ended, Akashi Seijuro never came to find me. Of course, there would be contact on the mobile phone occasionally, and he never said anything super Ability, just occasionally ask me to watch a basketball game.

Akashi Seijuro looked at me for a while, and was disturbed by a black hand stretched out in front of his eyes dangling back and forth. He cast his gaze on Osamu Dazai, "Mr. Dazai?"

"Akashi-kun is really a coincidence." Osamu Dazai said, "I remember that Akashi-kun is preparing for the ghost test recently, right?"

For example, if the deceased did not commit a crime or the sentence has expired, he will temporarily live in hell before reincarnation. The former can apply for a ghost job, but it is relatively more difficult than the original hell dweller.

Akashi Seijuro nodded, and said calmly, "I do have this plan."

Anyway, it is one of the top groups in Japan. Akashi Seijuro's living standard has not declined at all in hell, and he can take a taxi when he goes out. This time he is going to the library to borrow some materials.

But now he just stood there motionless.

Sawada Tsunayoshi asked, "Aren't Akashi-kun planning to go to the library?"

Akashi Seijuro thought for a while and said, "I'm also going to talk to Mr. Ghost Lamp about the residential commercial street."

The Akashi Group invested a lot of money in the commercial street of hell.

"There is also the rock superstar Nakahara-kun under the name of the Port Mafia Group, who plans to hold commercial performances in the commercial building we invested in," Akashi Seijuro said, "Because there are too many fans of Nakahara-kun recently, there is no question about safety issues." We need to have a good chat."

... Chuya Chuya has a lot of fans?As far as the singing is concerned, I seriously suspect that the other party is engaging in dark activities through fans.

Even the mask of Tsunayoshi Sawada's 50-year mafia boss was loosened, and the corners of his eyes twitched.

Osamu Dazai made a gesture of "Please hurry up", Akashi Seijuro's special oboro car is very good, saying that his stomach hurts and immediately ran away without a trace, leaving only dust in the sky.

After giving everyone a dust attack, there is one more person on our side.

Akashi Seijuro has relatively little involvement with Chestnut Sauce, except for the rumors of the big guy in women's clothing, and the reputation has come back a long time ago in recent years. Although he occasionally seems to have a dual personality, in recent years he has been caught by Kuroko Tetsu also relying on basketball Called back again, there should be no major problem.

"Saiki-kun's words, because it is a smuggled immigration, so there is no normal process." Akashi Seijuro said suddenly.

I nodded.

Akashi Seijuro continued: "When I first went to hell, I was often mistaken for a 'chestnut'."

"I was blocked at home by Maomata's gossip news department, asking if Ghost Lantern and Osamu Dazai's illegitimate child had anything to do with me."

! ! ? ?

It has been more than 70 years since my original ability, and a pit was dug for me in hell. This is really a pit that tastes like old sauerkraut.

Osamu Dazai smiled and said, "Aren't you a man?"

"Didn't Mr. Dazai say it?" Akashi Seijuro asked back, "Chestnut sauce is actually a thing for a man who wears men's clothes."

"But fortunately, Lord Ghost Lamp stepped forward and explained the situation," Akashi Seijuro said with great emotion, "Saiki-kun, you must have arrived at a good time."

"However, I really want to see the legendary Chestnut Jam, the former tycoon in women's clothing, and now the one who has a baby." Akashi Seijuro didn't even turn his head, and threw a pair of scissors, which he wanted to take advantage of. We talked in front of the running dead, and then turned to me and asked, "What do you think?"

……

I don't think so, it has nothing to do with me, why should I feel it.

But Akashi Seijuro needs a Kuroko Tetsuya to help him play basketball to decompress, which is true.

Fortunately, along the way, no more victims of chestnut jam were encountered.

But when he arrived at the trial court of King Yan Mo, he met Bai Lan at the door.

Bai Lan seemed to be in good spirits, obviously we were all caught as smugglers, but he didn't know what method he used, so he was not picked up by the Western Hell, and he was still eating cotton candy and wandering around Yan Mo Hall.

He waved happily when he saw us.

Bai Lan said: "I grabbed the auditorium."

Osamu Dazai had a delicate expression, "Your actions are also very fast."

"After all, it is very meaningful," Bai Lan said, "this kind of semi-public trial."

Wait, semi-public?

The author has something to say: Well =3=

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If I don’t update, I really hate to plant mines in the trial court of King Yan Mo in advance =3=