One hour in the life of a superhuman

It started when a couple named "Qimu" gave birth to an unusual child.

"Then it's called Saiki Kusuo."

"That's a nice name, Dad."

I watched them hold me high as a baby.

Although there are happy smiles on everyone’s faces, the narration sounds a lot inferior because of the voice of Osamu Dazai. This kind of privately adding one’s own sense of existence to other people’s innate god records really feels a little strange. Violation of the duties of hell civil servants.

Fortunately, in the flashback before death, it was my own voice that flashed back, but if it was Dazai Osamu, I would probably still want to live a few more years.

Well, after all, Osamu Dazai is not a civil servant.

I still don't quite understand the nature of Osamu Dazai. According to the normal trial process, a liar like him with countless bloody black mud should soak in magma.

Osamu Dazai smiled at me.

I didn't intend to pay attention to him, and turned my gaze back. On the screen, I showed that I was far superior to ordinary people. I learned language after only two weeks of birth. Although it was telepathy, I learned to walk in one month. , One-year-old helped to make soy sauce in the store.

In order to protect privacy, some more private things are coded or edited directly, but this scene of using superpowers obviously does not belong to this.

When this video was shown, Munakata Reiji raised his glasses slightly.

This picture completely refuted my claim that I only have the ability to transform. I remember that when I was in front of me many times because of some accidents and almost exposed my identity as a superpower, I often took out the certificate issued to me by Munakata Reiji. Shut other people's mouths, Scepter4's credit is good, very effective, so this kind of unbelievable made me a normal person with slightly better luck.

Akashi Seijuro raised his eyebrows at me with an expression of "I understand" before, and there was no surprise. My feelings for Akashi Seijuro are a little complicated, not only because of the rumors of Akashi Seijuro, the big man in women's clothing , and what he said when he first came to me.

Although it seems to be too much pressure in hell because of the rumors of having an affair with Ghost Lantern and Osamu Dazai at the same time, but I believe he is a strong guy, and their Rainbow team, no, Miracle Generation is about three months later, alive Hei Zizhe, who has been the longest, also came down and returned to the team. For athletes like them who are favored by God, everything can be solved by playing a game of basketball.

As for why I knew the date of Kuroko Tetsuya’s death, he would invite me to meet him every year during the Ghost Festival. I also cared about his body properly and made reasonable pushes, that’s all.

Because it has reached the level of trial, and I could have been a fugitive before, although I think it would be more troublesome if I was kidnapped by Osamu Dazai in the name of secret if I did this, but if I didn’t do it at that time, I am now They will not escape, and in fact, it is not certain who will be executed more publicly in this matter.

Anyway, there is a high probability that it will not be me.

Originally, it was to simplify the process of the trial, so even this kind of flashback was fast-forwarded at three times the speed.

To be honest, I don't have much insight into my own life history, but I have to say that since the fusion of the worlds, the life before the fusion of the worlds, there is no Dazai, there is no king, at most there are only Saiki Kongsuke and Ran Tangli's life should not be called Saiki Kusuo's disaster at all, and occasionally a small problem will almost be called fun.

After a while, I reached the critical point. It was an ordinary morning, but what appeared was not my room, but the familiar scene.

Seeing that scene, everyone's bodies, which were sitting upright, began to move a little involuntarily, and they leaned back as if to show that they didn't care.

Immediately afterwards, I appeared on the screen with fluttering long hair. Because it was the first time I entered the game and used a random appearance, I couldn’t tell it was me. At the same time, there was that familiar cry behind me. Sound, a little baby was born.

I remember the opponent was Hibari Kyoya.

If I enter that world, my previous statement about not entering that world at all will also be overturned.

It seemed that Tosusu Reita and Yato could maintain a stable demeanor, Akashi Seijuro raised his eyebrows, but he didn't say much.

The others changed their postures, looking at it and planning to look down.

Ghost Lamp pressed the pause button at this time, pointed at Tsunayoshi Sawada with the mace that had not left his hand since the court session, and said, "Mr. Video recording is prohibited inside the hall."

"Hey," Sawada Tsunayoshi dragged his voice, "Don't be so unfamiliar, and I don't want to be Vongola's Judaimu. If I don't, I'm now a dead person in Toyo Hell."

The ghost lamp doesn't take this at all.

Sawada Tsunayoshi sighed and said, "If you were the official that reborn asked me to bribe, I would probably have been beaten out with a mace."

"Pure bribery is not something you do without standards." Nakahara Zhongya on the other side shouted.

"Obviously a teacher who teaches Chinese, at this moment, he should be an idol next to him," said Osamu Dazai, "This should be a course on mental health, right?"

"What are you talking about?" Zhong Yuanzhong also kicked the chair in front of him, "And you teach this about mental health, you should go to jail, Mediterranean mackerel."

Yato, who was sitting on the chair that Nakahara was kicking, shook twice as if sitting on an electric chair, and he jumped up, "When watching, is it the basic law to keep quiet?"

Seeing them making a fuss and making a fuss, Ghost Lantern looked at them with a headache. I haven't seen them for decades. I don't know if the troublesome guys have gone to hell. The skill of mace has been practiced like fire and innocent. , It was obviously a heavy weapon but it was like a boomerang. It circled above everyone's heads and returned to his hand handsomely.

"If the Yan Mo Hall is destroyed, it will be very expensive."

The mace is not dangerous enough, and with this sentence, everyone calms down and sits down obediently.

Sure enough, the pressure from money is more severe.

And Sawada Tsunayoshi also took the opportunity to put the camera aside, but before this time, he had already removed the memory card inside at a very fast speed, and disappeared in front of his eyes as if by magic, at the same time winking at me blinked.

I thought about it for a while and decided to stay put for the time being. Anyway, if there are any problems, in fact, the execution will be public and the situation will not be worse than it is now. I will talk to the ghost lamp at that time.

Everyone fell silent, and the scene resumed under the order of King Yan Mo.

Because the first time I entered that world was at the beginning stage, I died of hunger soon. Although the cause of death displayed was that I "died while breastfeeding", but because it was fast-forwarded at three times the speed, it only passed by in a flash. fine.

Next, is the [Dazai] family.

The me on the screen named myself 【Osamu Dazai】.

As [Dazai's eldest son] who was born later, Osamu Dazai showed me a bewildered smile, stood up, and shouted to Nakahara Nakaya with a stage accent: "Ah, you are my long-lost sister, [Dazai's eldest daughter] 】?"

Nakahara Nakahara was also disgusted and threw his microphone worth [-] billion Ming coins like a gravity-controlled bullet towards Osamu Dazai, "Who wants to be your relative?"

Osamu Dazai accepted it when he saw it was good, and didn't continue, otherwise, it is estimated that the court will have to adjourn directly this time.

[Dazai] The family has nothing to say, it is a family supported by women, the eldest daughter is responsible for overall arrangements, and the second daughter is responsible for collecting food for the whole family, although the granddaughter Skuvalo who was born later is a rebel. He and his mother, Nakahara, were also in a hostile situation about using their hair as a swing since birth, but it was obvious that they could make do with it.

However, the [Dazai] family died in the bear hole of Osamu Dazai.

So, like this kind of record, compared to me, Chuya Chuya and the others are more ashamed.

Originally, it was because everyone had random faces and there was barely any sense of substitution, but then the port gangsters entered the washing, cutting and blowing industry on TV, and Nakahara Chuya stood up angrily, and the broken diamonds on his clothes were floating in the air because of his ability. In the air, during the conversation between Dazai Osamu and Sawada Tsunayoshi last night, this ability was used as a special effect to save a lot of expenses for the port mafia.

Because the mood was too angry, the ghost lamp wanted to lure Nakahara Zhongya outside to calm down, but Zhongyuan Zhong also took a deep breath. His years of idol career made his temper even better. Nakahara Nakahara, a qualified rock star at the big and small idol meeting, gave Osamu Dazai a middle finger and sat down again.

But then nothing good happened to me.

Wanting to know the situation in Yokohama, Chestnut Jam was born, but her first action began with a counterattack in the crowd, and she was looked at more.

In memory, Osamu Dazai grabbed my hand.

"Will you die in love with me?"

There is basically nothing to say about this, and the fact that I am chestnut jam is known to the world.

Once the vest that had been hidden for many years was revealed, it did not cause much reaction.

I'm a little surprised, my vest is so perfect, it shouldn't be like seeing Teruhashi Shinmi's "oh hoo" when it is uncovered

One sound?

I also took a special look at Akashi Seijuro, and found that even he had a calm expression. He obviously played a flying knife stunt with a pair of small scissors before.

What's this?The calm before the storm?

I'm still wearing the ability-suppressing handcuffs, so I have no way of knowing what's going on in their minds.

Osamu Dazai said, "Is Saiki-kun surprised? Why isn't everyone surprised that his vest is so perfect?"

I didn't answer, just stared at him.

"Because everyone already knew about it." Osamu Dazai said serious and frightened words.

impossible.

My acting skills are honed, not just ordinary superpowers.

And if everyone knows, a human being like me who has basically all the abilities on the market will definitely cause a lot of panic if it's not me.

But now everyone's performance has confirmed Dazai Osamu's words.

I need a more reliable class representative to explain the situation.

Reiji Munakata played this part, "It's hard to hide a guy with talent."

All in all, after that world merged, everyone more or less noticed that I was different, but at that time I didn't go towards chestnut jam.

Due to my own wishes and considering the reality, Munakata Reji turned a blind eye to these things.

But everyone is a guy who has been dead for so many years, and they are all eager to find chestnut jam with full of "blood". Although there are only magical legends about ghost lamps and Osamu Dazai's illegitimate son, etc., but when you meet, you should Those who know will know.

But in that case, the present trial is meaningless at all.

"I discovered the existence of hell, and I can't become peaceful after death," Osamu Dazai said. "Living in hell like this is really boring, so I just want to play a small game."

"I want to see what kind of expression Kusuo will show during the trial," Dazai Osamu was a little distressed, "but if Kusuo is to run away, there is a high probability that he will run away."

"And the ordinary interrogation is very boring." Osamu Dazai said, "After discussing with Bai Lan and Tsunayoshi-kun, I plan to do this."

"But it's a pity that I didn't see Kusuo's panicked expression." Osamu Dazai and Bai Lan said in unison.

"Well," Osamu Dazai said, "but it's considered good material."

For a while, everyone didn't know what Osamu Dazai meant, but Nakahara Chuka also suggested that this would be too much of a waste of time, and after the plan to abort this inexplicable interrogation would be rejected, everyone finally understood what good material is.

This is a public execution for everyone.

Most of the time, my point of view can be called the third-person point of view, which is the legendary God's point of view, and it also has the ability of telepathy.

In the later period, it was okay for Zhongya and the others to wear a psychosensory jammer, but their public execution had already been played before.

Although Ghost Lantern felt that the progress was still too slow and would affect the subsequent interrogation, so the progress of my life was speeded up tenfold, but no one was spared when it was time for execution.

There is a brief recess at this time, and it is not an exaggeration to use chicken and dog to jump around during this period.

Everyone is chasing and killing Osamu Dazai, but there are exceptions. For example, Akashi Seijuro, who has experienced a strong wind and age, remains motionless. Munakata Reiji doesn't know what he is thinking. Natsume Takashi doesn't have any big shame. Torisuka Reita was originally a shameless person.

At this time, Tsunayoshi Sawada came over, and when he heard chestnut jam in the video before, he no longer showed a shy smile like he did when he was a teenager, and now he is a mature adult.

Sawada Tsunayoshi applauded me, "Congratulations, Saiki-kun."

I don't quite understand what to congratulate me for in this scene.

I heard Sawada Tsunayoshi say: "Do you know how many times you lied?"

I haven't paid attention to this, but the quantity should be a lot, and the chestnut sauce alone is contracted for a small half.

"I will go to hell with Osamu Dazai, he was sentenced to 5000 years."

For the first time, my expression cracked. Is this some kind of devil's criminal law?

There was a slight "click" sound next to my ear, I looked over and saw Yato pressed the shutter, he scratched his cheek and pretended to be innocent, "Ah, this is the wish that Osamu Dazai made before his death, so..."

I looked at Osamu Dazai, and Osamu Dazai looked at me at this moment, "surprise!"

It's more of a shock than a surprise.

At this time, the wall of Yan Mo Hall actually collapsed, and Komaeda Nagito, who was driving a construction vehicle, sat down in shock and looked at us innocently, "Isn't there a need for construction here?"

Sakamoto jumped up, stepped on the remote control of the screen, the picture moved forward quickly, and then was frozen on the photo album of that world.

At this time, Nakahara couldn't bear it anymore, and took off the burden of his idol Mori Ogai.

Well, all in all, no surprises at all.

The author has something to say: Happy Children's Day!

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Yuanmo Shangsha made a final effort to protect Qishen's vest and threw a grenade at Dazai=3=、

Kola secretly planted landmines in Yan Mo's trial court to disrupt the scene=3=