One hour in the life of a superhuman

Even though I know the three guys here, the three who seem to be the leaders are still handcuffed like other ghosts, chased by the ghost guards, and standing outside in the designated area.

There are already many dead people standing outside, and most of them are trembling.

The divided areas are divided according to the original nationality of each deceased, and religious persons have to be divided separately.

One of the deceased shouted that he was a follower of the "Jarhead God Sect". The man was a Westerner, wearing a hippie top and ripped jeans. .

Shigeo Kageyama's Jarhead Cult has been a scourge far away. I don't know if there are rumors that the leader of the Jarhead Cult can eat three vampires in one meal.

After the Mr. Komatsu incident, I told Shigero Kageyama about the Jarhead Sect on the way back after seeing Takashi Natsume.

Kageyama Shigeo had a confused expression of "Who am I and where am I", completely unaware that such a group of people deified him without knowing him.

Linghuan Xinlong still wanted to use this to make trouble, but Kageyama Shigeo was not happy, and at his insistence, he could only curse and let him go.

But it is not so easy to close the "Jarhead Sect". On the contrary, there are always monsters or evil spirits trying to make trouble when it is closed. Making an "X" on the chest shows a clear "I'm not", but it doesn't stop them from becoming more fanatical.

The dead man promoted himself in this way, and said that as a follower of the Jarhead Sect, he could not be on the same level as others. The ghost messengers obviously had some ways to deal with this situation, so they drew another circle on the corner of the Japanese area , He himself squatted in the circle with his head held high.

People like me who don’t have any religious beliefs were placed in the area belonging to the Eastern Hell, and the dead man next to him was still thinking about it.

"Smuggling while alive, and smuggling when dead, I will be arrested and tried for a few years before I am happy, hey, I don't know if I can follow the chef of the flower planter, and I still have a stutter, why am I so miserable."

He thought too much, the Hell of the Flower Planters and the Toyo Hell do not belong together, although strictly speaking, the Toyo Hell is still a branch of the Hell of the Flower Planters, but it originated and branched like a question.

But compared to him, at least I have eaten it for several years. Compared with him, I paid a lot of money and only ate one coffee jelly, and the rest was divided by Sawada Tsunayoshi and the others. I think I am more Unlucky some.

But I remember that when I was eating coffee jelly, I could still hear the sound of fighting outside. Now Tsunayoshi Sawada and Ghost Lantern seem to be working closely together, so I asked a little curiously.

"Who knows what's going on," the dead man next to me rolled his eyes, "Anyway, they are here to catch us."

Another deceased person said: "Probably because the documents are not complete, there is a conflict."

This dead man looks like an old fritter here, knows a lot.

I asked a few more questions and got a general idea of ​​Pengelie's situation.

Unlike in Eastern Hell, where mafia monster organizations almost rely on idols to get the support of hell residents to carry out group activities, there are no relevant regulations on Western Hell, which has led to various small groups Lin Li, but these are all irregular, without official official recognition, they can be settled at any time.

There are not many recognized organizations so far, only five, and Peng Lie is one of them. He is responsible for the management of this small town of the dead, and uses the ring to go to the present world to help do something.

Forget it, the only one who can maintain the glory of the mafia after death without being an idol is Peng Lie. Although he also has the halo of the third power of seven, he still has to say that he is worthy of being a veteran mafia.

Because this small town of smuggling dead was originally managed by Pengo Li, according to the regulations, unless Master Satan has other ideas, it is basically under the management of Pengo Lie.

"I quite like Vongola's management. They take it easy and only charge a little protection fee every year." The deceased said, "After all, according to the regulations, they want to be more strict. It's okay to be like a devil. They have absolute dominion apart from Satan."

Although the dead man's guess like this sounds reasonable, but I always feel that it is not that simple.

Facts have proved that I was right. The ghost lamp has already divided the dead. He doesn’t care about the dead in other regions. It is his duty to bring back the dead who belong to the Eastern Hell. Originally, Sawada Tsunayoshi should stay here, but at this time I followed the big troops and went back to Dongyang Hell together. When I found that I was looking at him, he turned his head and smiled at me.

Although it can take 300 years to complete the procedure, in fact, it does not need to walk a lot from the Western Hell to the Eastern Hell. We followed the ghost lamp and the others, and we walked into a void without knowing it. After coming, it was dark all around, only the blue lantern was still shining slightly.

I wanted to look around, but suddenly I saw a pale face. The dead people around me, who were obviously ghosts, screamed in shock, and ran up like a mouse, and the originally neat team was stumbling around.

I didn't have a big reaction, I didn't need to look carefully to know that it was Osamu Dazai, only he could play this kind of boring game, of course, my judgment was based on more than just this.

Dazai Osamu's face was a little pale under the blue lantern. He purposely opened his eyes wide, looking a little scary. Seeing that I was indifferent, he was a little bored, "Qi Mu-kun, I'm really not afraid at all."

Normally speaking, as an ordinary person who has been certified by Munakata Reiji, I should panic, but due to my special constitution, even if I walk on the ordinary road, there will be haunted incidents from time to time, and I have alarmed Munakata Reiji several times. There are also records in the archived materials.

The reason why this has not attracted attention is because most children who have lost their superpowers will also have this situation. According to Shiba Shizuji, even if they lose their superpowers, their souls emit fragrances to attract demons.

"Probably because I was much scared." I found some of my acting skills, and said a little distressed.

The most powerful non-superpower skill in the world is probably acting, which can be used even after death.

Osamu Dazai danced out his special arm kelp dance, pouted, "Really?"

At this time, Sawada Tsunayoshi came over and reminded, "Mr. Dazai, if you mess up the team, Lord Ghost Lamp will be angry."

"Eh? I'm also considered an excellent hell worker," Dazai Osamu didn't care, "There will always be some small benefits for this."

Are you referring to the [-]-character report?

"No," Osamu Dazai winked at me, "Although I suggested it, Kunikida helped me complete the [-]-character creation very well."

"It's really a very good human being, no, it should be said that it is a dead person now."

Obviously not long ago, he said he did it by himself, does this guy still have any confirmation?

"Because of this, Kunikida has already submitted a 320 application to me to reincarnate." Ghost Lamp said expressionlessly.

Because of the queue for reincarnation, Kunikida Doppo estimated that he would not be able to get rid of Osamu Dazai in a short time.

But Osamu Dazai didn't think it was his fault at all, "Do you want to leave the eternal peace so soon?"

The problem is that it's not peaceful at all.

I have to say that Kunikida Doppo is really miserable. Before he died, he had to clean up the mess behind Osamu Dazai, and after he died, he had to be a ruthless reporting tool.

But who says who is not on our side?

Unrelated passers-by like me who are far away in Western Hell have been affected, and I regret not being the guardian spirit of Saiki Kongsuke.

In other words, how did I end up in a situation where I have to choose between two choices in the midst of misery?

The team was quickly suppressed violently, and the previous calm was restored.

But neither Sawada Tsunayoshi nor Dazai Osamu left.

Osamu Dazai stared at me with a thoughtful expression, "How can I make Saiki-kun look panicked?"

I:……

Impossible, impossible in this life, probably the only moment when I was alive when I was more emotional was when I was raised by Osamu Dazai as a giant baby.

Even when that world first appeared, my only thought was trouble.

Hey, hey, if you think about it carefully, I'm dead now, I don't have this life anymore.

I didn't get a response, and Osamu Dazai didn't say anything.

Soon we saw a huge gate in the distance, I had seen it before, it was the gate of hell.

Osamu Dazai sighed and stroked his hair, "I lost a part of my body permanently here."

Yes, your hair grows back.

I'm a little disappointed.

"Hey, isn't this..." Niutou looked at me with a thoughtful expression.

"It should be the face of the public." Mamian scratched his face and laughed, "Didn't you also recognize the wrong person when Akashi Seijuro walked over?"

Niutou snorted, "Aren't you the same?"

It seems that my theory of the public face has spread to hell through Akashi Seijuro's face.

Fortunately, there are no rumors of Akashi Seijuro wearing women's clothing this time, and his reputation can still be preserved.

We walked into the gates of hell, because the deceased did not belong to the normal process, so we did not experience the operation of swimming in Santuchuan and being stripped by Duoyipo. This is because the funeral of death in a foreign country is different.

However, the trial of Master Yan Mo is also indispensable. We belong to the trial of jumping in the queue, so it is not our turn so soon for the time being.

We were temporarily placed in Yatengu's prison.

After a while, Dazai Osamu and Sawada Tsunayoshi, who were clearly not part of Yatengu's team, ran over to be guards in the name of the ghost lamp.

The Yatengu guard was a little dissatisfied: "Master Ghost Lantern can't trust us so much?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi was slightly tactful, "That's not true, but after all, I am here on behalf of Lord Satan to ensure that things are going according to progress."

Dazai Osamu said: "I just lived there not long ago, now I'm here to recall?"

Yatengu guard: "... Forget it, anyway, you have the warrant of Mr. Ghost Lantern."

Before leaving, he warned Osamu Dazai again: "Snapdragon is a protected animal. If you want to hang yourself with the scales of the snapdragon, I will sue you in the name of abusing the snapdragon."

Dazai nodded perfunctorily.

I thought Sawada Tsunayoshi and Dazai Osamu were going to talk to me, but they didn't. Instead, they turned on the guard's TV, and Dazai Osamu pressed a channel with the remote control.

On the TV, Nakahara Chuya appeared singing rock and roll.

He was wearing shiny clothes, except for the glitter on it, it could barely be called a suit, and his face was full of displeasure, but he sang rock and roll, his expression was not a big deal, and he still looked good.

Sawada Tsunayoshi showed an interesting expression, and it seemed that this was the first time he saw Chuya Nakahara appear on stage, "Ms. Nakahara is more suitable to be an idol than teaching Chinese."

...Is it just an idol who doesn't have a tune on the line?

But Tsunayoshi Sawada has changed for the worse. He is no longer the weak and helpless little pitiful one who said with tears in his eyes, "Teacher Nakahara teaches well" after scoring 27 points in the Chinese language test.

Osamu Dazai deeply agreed, but he still patted himself on the chest: "Fortunately, I have long since turned from my dark side to my bright side and joined an armed detective agency as a detective, otherwise I would have to be forced to become an idol after death."

"He never disobeyed Mori Ogai's orders."

"Fortunately, Western Hell doesn't have this problem." Tsunayoshi Sawada looked very happy, "For Judaime who was forced to be a Judaime all his life, if he returns to Hell and still becomes an idol, it is simply a tragedy that is worse than Satan."

The two of them mourned Zhongyuan Zhongye's tragic idol career, and then both of them happily ate three bowls of rice with Zhongyuan Zhongye's roaring rock.

After eating and drinking, Osamu Dazai turned around, leaned his chin on the back of the chair, and said to me: "Sai Mu-kun, we ask Mr. Ghost Lantern to go through the back door."

"You will be the first to conduct the trial tomorrow, are you happy?"

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The author has something to say: Good night, okay =3=