One hour in the life of a superhuman

I never thought Osamu Dazai would appear here.

About Osamu Dazai, I only know what happened two years after his death.

Hey, I don't have any special concern for him, it's just because hell is the final destination of everyone. Sooner or later, everyone will meet again in hell, so just in case the necessary understanding is necessary, After all, if I calculate it carefully, the time waiting for reincarnation in hell is estimated to be longer than my current life.

I don't have any way to know about hell. Although Sakamoto and Komaeda Nagito still occasionally do something for the ghost lamp, but I can't learn more from them, so I usually rely on Yato.

However, Yato is not a reliable one, and the only news he brings is such as Fukuzawa Yukichi opened an armed detective agency in hell, Mori Ogai wants to restore the glory of the port mafia, but due to Hell does not support this kind of dark force, and intends to align with Nuliang Huapiao, pick and choose, and intends to make Nakahara Chuya and Akutagawa Ryunosuke the new idol group of hell.

As for the news about Osamu Dazai, the only one who is dead is trying to jump the Sanzu River again.

"Because jumping on the Sanzu River will be caught by a stripper with a net bag." Thinking of the stripper who is passionate even though he is married, Yato hugged himself who was trembling, "Osamu Dazai also gave up this hobby."

It sounds quite normal, but due to the subsequent tightening of the hell policy, even Yato who has a good relationship with the ghost lamp needs to make a report before going to hell, and can't get more news.

The only advice he can give me is "Chestnut Jam has become the legendary female dead who haunts countless dead."

"Because before Nakahara Chuya became an idol again, when he arrived in Hell, he yelled and wanted to find Chestnut Sauce to beat him up." Yato said gloatingly, "After he became popular, he was dug up by the editor of the idol section of Maomata News. Come out and make a big deal.”

"At the beginning of entering hell, there were many guys who came to find chestnut jam, and they were all connected together in a row, and weaved into the most thrilling story in the history of hell."

"I still have a collector's edition, do you want to see it?" Although Ming coins are not worth much, they are still very expensive to poor ghosts and gods.

I took a look at ten lines at a glance, and it was even bloodier than the love history between Osamu Dazai and Skuvalo compiled by the intelligence personnel of the port mafia before. Gathering all the bloody points, there are even "car accidents, amnesia" that are standard in film and television dramas. , Terminally ill", plus the bloody point of today's novels, running with the ball.

The following is an excerpt,

"Ms. Chestnut, does he know he's wrong?" As one of the cadres of the port mafia, Nakahara Chuya asked ruthlessly while taking off his mafia.

"Madame Chestnut has already selected No.18 green hat for you outside." His housekeeper said so.

Zhong Yuanzhong also threw the gloves on the ground, gnashing his teeth, "Damn woman, you know that I don't like the green on the top of my head."

……

I think this thing can be rated as an outstanding work, the cultural level in hell is very worrying.

But this means that chestnut sauce is basically equivalent to social death in hell. This is one of the reasons why I plan to run away. It is not terrible to be stripped out of the vest. What is terrible is that there is a series of cultural industry chains behind the vest. Everyone We all want to know what chestnut sauce is like.

The biggest page in Maoyou Newspaper is the publication of "Looking for Chestnut Jam".

The photo was taken secretly by Akashi Seijuro, and he was sued by Akashi Seijuro for infringing the right of portrait. I really have to say that it was a good job. Although the weirdness was revoked, the influence is still there.

Return to the present situation.

I wondered if someone had pressed the fast-forward button. Anyway, when I recovered from Osamu Dazai's face, the two groups who were at war with each other sat down on both sides of the table in a friendly manner. On the bench, it seemed that they still had a good time, and they had a good conversation.

I'd probably be happier if they weren't eating my dessert.

But I don’t have such good treatment. The ghost messengers behind Osamu Dazai swarmed up and tied up us dead. They used that kind of handcuffs, which were the upgraded models I wore before. The effect was not bad. Some disturbing psychological sensations have disappeared.

I'm a little confused about the current situation. Adhering to Saiki Kusuo's setting, I don't think the ghost lamp will tear through my vest right now. I first said to Sawada Tsunayoshi: "Is it Sawada-kun?"

Tsunayoshi Sawada and I exchanged phone numbers after the baseball exchange game when we first met. In fact, we rarely communicated with each other, but after the chestnut jam turned into cherry blossoms, we communicated frequently. After he returned to Italy, basically I lost contact again, but I can see a lot of other sides of Tsunayoshi Sawada in Chestnut Jam's phone.

Killing for the first time.

Cruel decision for the first time.

Every important change in life is obviously changing again and again, but the tone of the text message to Lizijiang is still like the guy who will blush when he is said "little brother".

But this belongs to the marmalade, not what I, who has always been a generalist, can know.

However, the appearance of Tsunayoshi Sawada when he grew up and when he was a child, actually doesn’t have much feeling. How should I put it, it’s probably because of the opening. It doesn’t have the silly sense of roundness before. It looks like that kind of elite. , probably also has the blessing of a height of more than 1.8 meters, and his eyes are full of confidence, and there is a gentleness that seems to be wrapped in the sky.

Even if we haven't seen each other for a long time, we can tell at a glance that this is Tsunayoshi Sawada.

Sawada Tsunayoshi nodded, "Long time no see, Saiki-kun."

His tone has become a lot more mature, and he tends to use the voice of the flame of death, but with the emphasis on "long time no see", to be honest, he is a little panicked, just like my vest is about to move. .

Although the acting skills have deteriorated due to long-term use, under Osamu Dazai’s eyes, it’s as if the actor has met the director and became sharp again. I was a little surprised to meet a guy who met a friend who hadn’t seen it for a long time and said, “No Thinking that Sawada-kun still remembers me."

Sawada Tsuna supported his chin with one hand, and smiled at me, "Because Saiki-kun is the face of the public."

I feel that Tsunayoshi Sawada has evolved over the years, like a white dough dough stuffed with sesame seeds.

But then Sawada Tsunayoshi paused and said, "In some fields, we also cooperate with Akashi-kun. When we see Akashi-kun, we can easily think of Saiki-kun."

Although it is a mafia, except for some underworld industries, in fact, most of Vengley's industries can be displayed on the bright side. It is not uncommon to cooperate with Akashi Seijuro. I remember that the other party wants to kill The flames of qi are used for civilian purposes, not for combat, but to use the flames of dead qi to produce energy, such as the flames of dead qi to power cars.

But after all, the flame of death is actually a flame ignited with awareness, and it is difficult for ordinary people to control it autonomously. Even with a ring, although the mafia seems to be playing very high, in fact, a large part of the personnel cannot light it up. Ring, they will be transferred to other departments as support staff.

There was a slight breakthrough when I died.

I thought for a while, looked around and asked, "Does Sawada-kun know what's going on?"

"Probably the guardian of hell's order?" Osamu Dazai interjected, "There are always many people who don't obey the rules."

He was obviously the most unruly guy, but he looked like he was having a headache. I noticed that the ghost guards behind the ghost lamp all showed a toothache expression of "this guy has the nerve to say such a thing".

The ghost lamp couldn't stand it anymore, so he explained it to me.

All in all, due to the increase of psychic people in this world, they can also pry into some secrets of hell by virtue of their abilities, and find loopholes to avoid Yan Mo's judgment.

"Because there were few cases of going abroad in the past, and it was very troublesome to travel to and from western hells. Usually, a large number of dead people were brought back for trial," Ghost Lantern said. I can't draw my hand to bring the dead back."

"There are such villains in this world who rely on this method to avoid Lord Yan Mo's trial." Ghost Lamp sighed with some headaches, "It's even delusional to establish an industrial chain."

How does this thing establish an industrial chain?Isn't it just a plane ticket thing?

But I think too much. The industrial chain here refers to how to maximize the feasibility and stay in the hell that does not belong to my own country.

"There's no way to do this," Osamu Dazai spread his hands, "There are too many guys who run away after flirting."

... I think the other party meant something but didn't say anything.

I glanced at the upright ghost beside me, but I couldn't tell if he had revealed my secret.

Although it sounds like a normal process, my luck shouldn't be so bad. Just after I went to hell, Dongyang Hell came to catch stowaways?

I heard the ghost lamp continue to say: "I didn't start cleaning up so soon, but Dazai Osamu typed a [-]-word report to me to explain the necessity of this matter, so we submitted the application to Lord Satan."

Hearing that the ghost lamp cue me, Osamu Dazai showed me a slightly shy smile that seems to be only a small staff trainee who has just joined the job.

... The expression on his face is really weird, and although I died at the age of 39, I worked hard to live to the average life expectancy of Japan at 89 years old. In conversion, Osamu Dazai is 120 years old , What kind of shy intern are you pretending to be?

Osamu Dazai said: "Looking at the huge snapdragon in the Santu River, the snapdragon is so beautiful, I forgot for a moment that I was already a dead person, and I was thinking about how to commit suicide perfectly. I got a marshmallow and I talked to him about life in hell."

"He said he wanted to be an excellent marshmallow-eating crowd, which is really a waste of hell resources," Dazai Osamu said, "As a foreign soul, I can't continue the trial, but if I leave him alone, I will Cause psychological harm to other tortured dead."

I wondered if I had entered the Mirror Hell, or why would Osamu Dazai look like a righteous person. I always thought he was a chaotic and neutral guy. It should be on the evil side.

All in all, this action was caused by Bai Lan biting the marshmallow and passing one more glance at Osamu Dazai.

I very much doubt that Prynne leaked the time of my death to Osamu Dazai.

If I think about it carefully, I did control my cells to die a few days later because I found out that my medical records were taken by others, but I don’t have much choice, because it will be "World Cockroach Day" in a few days, God knows Why make a festival for cockroaches, don't want to die after cockroaches at all, so choose the day before it.

If you know me, it is not impossible to guess my thoughts, and the Armed Detective Agency is not an evil force to be wiped out by ghost lights, and the reasoning bug of Edogawa Ranpo is still glowing.

It sounded like they had grabbed and pulled my vest, but I figured I could try to salvage it.

After all, the ghost lamp did not say anything to confirm it, and there was no definite evidence.

It turns out that the vest defense battle after death is the real battlefield. Now the most important thing is how to solve the problem that I was caught as a dead person who stowed away.

I thought of the clip Yato told me, and suddenly felt a heavy pressure on me, an 89-year-old man, and I must not expose my vest.

It's a last stand about social death.

The author has something to say: Well =3=