One hour in the life of a superhuman

When I woke up here, my field of vision was not the style of Bai Ze's pharmacy I saw before. His decoration style was that of the ancient flower house, which is easy to distinguish, but even if it is very uncharacteristic, it is not the same. I'll admit it, I'm lying on top of a volcano right now, after all.

It took me three seconds and I really couldn't remember what happened.

But I have a criminal record of leaking superpowers, and I will teleport around without my knowledge. Because Yato pulled out the superpower suppressor, did I run to the volcano?This should be the only possibility.

I have to judge where I am first. I propped myself up with my right hand and wanted to sit up, but before I exerted any force, I heard a "click", a crack appeared on the land, and the broken soil clod turned into a wow The screaming baby was engulfed by the magma next to it.

Most people would probably feel bad conscience when seeing this picture, but my conscience doesn't hurt. Yatou personally stamped it, and the baby turned into is just a residual obsession, not even a monster, plus Usually the babies I turn into are human-like, but this one is different, the expression is like a cat painted by Bai Ze, well, there are only two black holes in the position representing the eyes, and the mouth is split and pointed. Tooth, not like a human being at all.

Is it the obsession of creatures that died in the magma?

I don't plan to take care of this matter. If I lose the superpower suppressor, I will lose the ability to micromanage. Although falling into the magma is not a problem for me, but me and the Kikyo who likes to take a bath in the magma But it's different, I don't have this hobby, especially since I don't know where I am yet, if it's Kikyo's bathing area, I believe he wouldn't wave a towel and say, "Do you want to take a bath?"

But when a person floated beside me, I found that things were worse than I thought.

It was a man wearing a white shroud, with a triangular cloth on his head that only kings wear representing ghosts. He was struggling in the magma, screaming "Ouch, Oops", and when he saw me, he stretched out his hand to want me Give him a hand, "Brother, you are also a ghost from scorching hell, it's not kind of you to be alone on the shore like this?"

All I could do was throw a piece of earthy Wraith Doll at him, but it seemed that I used too much force, and he sank directly to the bottom of the magma without a trace.

"Ah, is he awake?" At this moment a voice came.

I turned my head and saw a child. He was wearing a kimono and had short black hair. He was only about seven or eight years old, but what caught the eye was a pair of horns on the top of his head, which didn't look like the kind of props sold in the market. It seems to grow out of the skin, I seem to have seen the appearance in [Hell]/[Taoyuan Township], but when I saw it, I was an adult, and I couldn't fully identify it.

Generally speaking, apart from monsters with long horns, there are also ghosts from hell.

Next to him came another child, wearing a white kimono, with horns on his forehead, a somewhat familiar natural curl, and holding a very huge fishing bag that looked like a goldfish, so huge that it could hold a person .

The other party pointed at me with an unbelievable look, "Hey, awake? Isn't he the Sleeping Beauty in the fairy tale? Doesn't he need the devil's kiss?"

... what the hell?Even a three-year-old child knows that it was the prince who kissed Sleeping Beauty.

"But eggplant, shouldn't it be a prince?"

"Because when Master Beelzebub came last time, he said that in the "New Beelzebub Fairy Tale", it was the devil who defeated the domestic violence prince who imprisoned Sleeping Beauty. Did I remember wrongly, Tanggua?" Eggplant tilted his head. After thinking about it carefully, he asked solemnly.

Tang Gua put his shoulders: "You still don't want to watch "New Beelzebub Fairy Tales", it has been banned by Master Ghost Lantern for misleading children."

Speaking of Beelzebub, he must be the second-in-command of Western Hell. That Lord of the Flies is indeed a devil.

Are the two of them Tang melon and eggplant?As for Eggplant, the ferocious statue of Shura in [Hell]/[Taoyuan Township] and the watercolor paintings of the real scene of hell that are particularly abstract and artistic are all made by him. Nor can they be judged by appearance and human age.

I kept my composure and planned to understand my own situation first.

"What should we do now?" Eggplant turned his head and asked Tang Gua, "Master Ghost Lantern asked us to move him."

Tang Gua folded his hands and thought about it, "How about we let him move it by himself?"

Tang Gua was probably just joking when he said this, but he didn’t expect Eggplant to take it seriously. He put his hands around his mouth and made a trumpet shape and yelled at me, "Hey, can I trouble you to move the place?"

Eggplant also dragged out a version with a plan similar to construction hanging from the side, and on the top there was the words "Expansion Plan for Scorched Hell-Ghost Lamp System".

Inside the picture is the structure of the entire volcano, which is divided into many areas, drawn very finely, and I can also recognize my current location, surrounded by a circle that says "clearance area".

Tang Gua on the opposite side patted Eggplant's head, "You have to take a good look at Mr. Ghost Lantern's plan. Hasn't the land where he stayed has collapsed? After it collapses, we can salvage it and change it to another place." .”

...Hey hey hey, is it really okay to discuss so loudly in front of me in front of an excavator or a pile driver, whatever it is, that is regarded as construction?

Let's not talk about that for now, but does hell want to make the most of everything?I remember I'm not dead yet?

"Where's Bai Ze?" I asked aloud.

"Wow, he talked to us." Tang Gua took a step back.

Eggplant was bumped by him, "But isn't this normal?"

Tang Gua stood up again after thinking about it, "Because there are very few living people in hell."

In order to reverse his previous embarrassing behavior, Tang Gua coughed twice. I thought he was going to tell me what I wanted to know the most, but in such a high-profile way, he actually said, "You were brought here by Lord Ghost Lantern, who said it was Master Bai Ze Apologize, and tell us to notify Lord Ghost Lamp as soon as you wake up."

"Yes, yes." Eggplant popped up from the side and echoed.

"So we have to report to Lord Ghost Lantern first." Tang Gua came to this conclusion, then squatted aside and poked my eggplant with his huge net bag, "Don't play, let's go first Find Mr. Ghost Lamp."

"Oh, okay." Eggplant put away his net bag and ran behind him obediently.

Aren't there two of them?Leave one for me to explain.

But I finally got to know the current situation. Due to unknown reasons, I was sold to Ghost Lamp by Bai Ze. After all, I was not used for any indescribable transactions. It was only used as a tool to expand the scorching hell. The kind that spend money.

I couldn't control my emotions a little bit, the rock under me shattered in response to my ability, and I fell into the magma with a "plop".

I didn't jump over the magma, and I don't think there is any difference between the magma in hell and the real world. I just hope that the ghost lamp will fall quickly and pick me up, otherwise there will be no magma in the scorching hell, only a pool of fiery red fat dolls .

Fortunately, the ghost lamp didn’t come too late. He picked me up from the magma pool very accurately and quickly with the net that he took the eggplant. Then, with a strong wrist, I was like a fish in the net bag. On another piece of land, it is not the nearest opposite bank, because the other bank is not in the plan to eliminate it, but my current land is.

Before I had time to make the best use of the Ghost Lamp, there was a little red baby crawling all over my body, which was basically the same as the previous wraith baby except for its skin color. When it touched my hand, it turned into a human form.

Ghost Lantern and the others jumped over, and Eggplant ran over, hugged one, and asked Ghost Lantern, "Wow, it's so cute, can I raise it?"

In comparison, Tanggua was already chased by them and shouted for help.

Ghost Lamp didn't refuse, and picked one up, "Snapdragon grass is cuter, but it's up to you if you like it."

After getting the permission, Eggplant was very happy, and then led these magma wraiths to chase after Tanggua, shouting, "Hahaha, it's so cute, come and touch it."

White and black?Or natural black?

Ghost Lantern walked towards me, he looked down at me, his face was full of shadows, he only held a net bag in his hand, but just based on the dark aura behind him, he always felt that the other party wanted to hold the net bag to hold me. I continued to swipe, but I couldn't move because I was worried about turning the scorching hell into a doll pool.

At this time, I still have to ask curiously: "Where is Bai Ze?"

Under normal circumstances, Ghost Lamp is still a very fair and strict hell CEO, but after meeting Bai Ze, it was an accident, but it does not mean that he has suffered from Bai Ze PTSD. In fact, most of the time, it can still be discussed, which is very reliable. spectrum of adult ghosts.

"I think you have the right to know the whole story."

Through the description of the ghost lamp, he didn't lean towards any side, and I already knew what happened.

All in all, after I fell into a coma, Ghost Lantern came looking for Bai Ze. The specific things cannot be described. The incident of dancing the cursed dance of the zombies who did not recognize the six relatives was exposed and so on.

Although the ghost lamp didn't say much about it, but judging from the veins protruding from the ghost lamp's hand, it was definitely not a pacifist negotiation. In addition, at this time, I collapsed half of Bai Ze's house because of Lou Chao Neng Yes, Bai Ze Petrochemical was on the spot, and then gave me to Ghost Lamp as compensation.

"Actually, it's that guy's conspiracy." The ghost lamp didn't want to control me at all, but when it accidentally touched me, "my kimono turned into a child who looks similar to me."

Bai Ze knew about this matter, so why did he keep me here just to trick a ghost lamp like this?

Ghost Lantern used his own method to solve one problem, but there was another one, which was how to change his kimono back.

But after I fell into a coma, I couldn’t wake up. It’s useless to fry it in a pot or cook it in a hot pot. In addition, Hell’s funds are tight recently, and I want to expand the scorching hell, so I’m thrown here. Make the most of it.

The ghost lamp walked by my neck while talking, and called a hazy car on the way. This kind of monster with its head outside, does the place where we sit count as a body?

Not to mention the fact that the other party actually has a wife and children, don't ask me how I know it, it's not that I heard it telepathically, the other party is just like an ordinary taxi driver and just likes to chat.

When Ghost Lantern sent me to Yanwang Palace, I saw Lord Yan Mo crawling on the ground, with a little ghost lamp on his back playing horse riding with a disdainful face, but it seemed that Lord Yan Mo was enjoying it. On the chubby face, there is a sense of comfort for the son and the grandson.

It is quite different from the portrait in the world, it looks like the amiable old man next door.

Ghost Lantern covered his face, put me aside, held a mace in one hand, and asked gloomily, "Master Yan Mo, what are you doing when you're not working?"

"Haha, I can explain it, you have to calm down, ghost lamp!"

After all the chaos, it finally calmed down.

Ghost Lantern pointed at the stinky trumpet Ghost Lantern and ordered me: "Get rid of this guy."

This matter is beyond my control. Originally, I could go back in time to the previous day, but now that I don’t have a superpower suppressor, it is very likely that the whole world will go back to file. This is a big problem.

The ghost lamp is not too difficult to talk about. He nodded his head when he heard this, and he agreed to this matter. He planned to wait for three days before talking about it. No, because I have been sleeping all the time, there is only one and a half days left.

Unexpectedly, I thought it was an easy mode (Bai Ze), but later it became a normal mode (ghost lamp), and it turned out to be a hard mode. I actually wanted to say hell, but to distinguish it from the hell I am in now.

The reason is this, we are all in hell, and Osamu Dazai has no intention of letting go of my vest.

A ghost messenger came to report to Lord Yan Mo, "Two living souls were caught, and after verification, one is called Dazai Osamu, and the other is called Shishu Tara."

How did the two of them get together?Could it be that when Osamu Dazai jumped off the building, he crushed the passing ten bundles of Tatara?But it shouldn’t be true. Yokohama and Tokyo are quite far away. Dazai Osamu is quite principled in committing suicide. Apart from dying for love, he would not choose such a method that would hurt the unlucky passer-by.

Also, I entrusted Yato before, and there are still ten bundles of Tatara?

But the problem now is not this, but how can I turn into a chestnut that turns into cherry blossoms without being discovered by Osamu Dazai under the condition of this kind of superpower disorder.

After all, Dazai Osamu and Tokuta Tara are both living souls. This kind of person is not considered a dead person, and there is a half chance of returning to the present world. Escape from death is not just lip service.

The author has something to say: Well =3=