One hour in the life of a superhuman

"Master Ghost Lantern, what is a living soul?" Eggplant asked while hugging a Q-like ghost.

Tang Gua stood next to him, wanting to hug him but not daring to hug him, his eyes were fixed on the eggplant's hand, afraid that the other party would drop the little ghost lamp to the ground, so he hit him on the head first when he heard this, " How did you pass the ghost test?"

Eggplant put his cheek on the cheek of the little ghost lamp, and both sides made a unified look of "looking at the sky", and drew a long voice "ah?"

In front of children, the tolerance level of the ghost lamp is definitely much better than that of Lord Yan Mo. It seems that Lord Yan Mo can only watch them enviously fiddle with the little ghost lamp, and the eggplant can still get started. At this time, the ghost lamp also explained: "This kind of living soul means that after a person is severely injured, half or more of the three souls and seven souls escape, because the remaining part is still in the body. According to Gao Tianyuan, there is no 'fate' with the world. So it is not considered death, if you go back in time, you can continue to live."

"The performance in the world is a coma after a serious injury." Tang Gua added.

Ghost Lamp nodded, "But if it exceeds the time limit, it will stay in hell directly."

"This time limit is usually seven days," Lord Yan Mo said, "like the vegetative people who have slept for decades and then woke up, their souls are not in hell but in their own bodies, which is different from this kind of soul-living situation. Same."

"How do you usually deal with this situation?" Tang Gua asked.

In the end, Eggplant said: "Hey, it seems that Tang Gua is not very clear."

Tang Gua blushed, "...Sorry."

Eggplant wanted to applaud happily, but he had nowhere to start while holding the little ghost lamp, so he asked the little ghost lamp to help, but the other party patted his belly, "It hurts."

The ghost lamp picked up the little ghost lamp, and they looked at each other face to face, except for the faces that were almost the same size, with the shadow of the same black face, Lord Yan Mo took out a camera and kept pressing the "click" sound, and got Two death stares, one big and one small.

"Leave a souvenir," Master Yan Mo put the camera behind his back, "I haven't shown the photos of the construction of [Hell]/[Taoyuan Township] by Ghost Lantern."

"It's not the same thing." Gui Deng covered his face with a headache, and remembered that the ghost messenger who reported the letter was still here, so he said: "You deal with it according to the old rules."

Regarding "living souls", generally speaking, if they are found here in hell, they will be sent back to the world of the underworld. Some living souls will also acquire abilities such as yin and yang eyes because of their stay in hell, but the number is very rare. If they are not discovered, they will be treated as ordinary "dead persons", and they will not be able to appeal back anyway.

The ghost messenger showed an indescribable expression, "But the other party doesn't want to go back for the time being."

"This kind of situation is rare. Under normal circumstances, shouldn't the living soul return to the world immediately?" Lord Yan Mo was a little interested, and asked the ghost messenger to continue.

"We originally received a report from the masses that Duoyipo was neglecting her duties in Santuchuan, so we went to check the situation." The ghost messenger was lost in memory, "When we arrived, Duoyipo was greeting those two people, Santuchuan has a long queue."

I remember that in the legend about hell, Duoyipo is an old lady who used to seize the king's clothes to weigh crimes beside the Sanzu River.

"Is this guy committing an old problem again?" Gui Deng held a mace in his right hand and tapped it on the palm of his left hand. The pressure group behind him was ten meters high. Except for Xiao Gui Deng and Eggplant, everyone took three steps back in unison.

"That ghost lamp, don't get excited, listen to it before you talk." Master Yan Mo said, "Although Duoyipo likes handsome guys, there are some who neglect their duties and go to other places to promote her magazine that is completely mentally polluted...but...but... ..."

Lord Yan Mo couldn't say that Duoyipo is a good employee after a long time, and Duoyipo's work is still outsourced and needs to pay rent.

I don't think this situation should be Duoyipo's fault, it's Dazai Osamu, as long as he doesn't say that he wants to die with others, women who want to be with him can probably go around Yokohama, although the high probability is to avoid Because of taking off their clothes in public and wanting to find out where they are now.

Is it just that he can't handle the affairs of the world?And run to the underworld.

Overwhelmed by the momentum of the ghost lamp, the ghost messenger finished the matter very quickly.

Generally speaking, it is because the difference between the dead and the living soul is still quite large. Other dead souls may not be able to tell the difference, but ghosts are as conspicuous as if they have a halo at a glance.

The ghost messenger who arrived there immediately recognized the identity of the other party. According to the previous rules, he wanted to send them back, but the other party was unwilling.

"That Dazai Osamu-kun with a bandage on his body, said," the ghost messenger imitated the tone of the other party, "Hey~ It's a rare trip to hell, it's a pity to go back like this, I still want to see the one who turned into cherry blossoms What about Chestnut Jam, isn’t there seven days anyway?” Sure enough, everyone in Hell is talented, imitating Dazai Osamu so vividly, and expressing the aura of wanting to blow up the opponent to the fullest.

"Ghost lamp, when did we develop the project of hell tourism?" Yan Mo asked, dragging his cheeks.

"It's impossible even if you think about it." Gui Deng answered angrily, and then motioned for Gui Escort to continue.

Guichai continued to imitate ten bundles of Tara, "Although it is rare, but Zun will worry and then get angry, and there will be big problems."

"Don't you want to see who the guy behind the scenes is?" Osamu Dazai, who was imitated by the ghost messenger, was bewitched like a snake who lied to Eve, "You don't really think that the white-haired boy will be in a place with surveillance video. , even when your camera was still on, appeared carelessly, and then shot you, isn’t there any other conspiracy?”

"If you don't find the mastermind behind the scenes, it will only continue again and again. Can you be careful next time, next time?"

As expected of Osamu Dazai, it was his method.

Although it sounds reasonable, after careful consideration, there is absolutely no need to stay in hell. Now that there are so many psychic power offices, wouldn't it be good to just find a reliable guy to recruit a psychic?Isn't the cheap and easy-to-use Yato delicious?I didn't say that, there must be dead people wandering nearby to watch the excitement.

I don’t know how many dead people want to see people with superpowers. Even Munakata Reisi’s office has begun to put up spells to prevent the dead from watching. Hell has learned to squat next to those big people to catch the dead who refuse to go to hell in the world. Simple things as to put oneself in danger?

However, it is obvious that Takuta Tara has not thought of so much. For example, Reji Munakata has planned to put the spells on and let the dead souls have something to do. They will become Scepter4's non-staff personnel, non-staff ghosts, etc. Don't just do some peeping. business, but this is very difficult, unless he can reach a cooperation with the ghost lamp.

"Can't you force them to leave?" Ghost Lantern looked up and down the ghost messenger, and directly asked him to fight, "You can't beat a human, can you?"

"But they are the supernatural beings you mentioned. Didn't you say that you have to report first in the previous meeting?" The ghost messenger cautiously reminded.

The ghost lamp said: "I'm talking about the dead, not this kind of living soul. Well, forget it, where are they? I'll go and have a look."

The ghost messenger replied: "Master Ah Xiang took them away."

"Eh?" Tang Gua asked beside him, "Why did Master Ah Xiang take them away?"

It's just that I don't quite understand why the other party blush.

The ghost took a look at him: "Didn't the previous meeting say that we should keep pace with the times, the criminal law for people with superpowers can't be the same as other dead people, it must be a luxurious and enlarged version, so special abilities are needed The dead souls of those who died cooperated with the experiment, but since there were very few dead people with supernatural powers after the fusion of the worlds, it has not been able to be carried out.”

"Master Axiang is in charge of the Zhonghe Hell," said the ghost messenger, who paused here, swallowed, his cheeks flushed, "also needs to be reformed, and she thinks Osamu Dazai is very suitable to try the new torture tools for supernatural beings, So I took them away, but Lord Axiang also said that if Master Ghost Lantern has any questions, you can find her."

Ghost Lantern thought for a while, and his attitude was completely different from before, "But the premise must be voluntary, after all, you are not considered a sinner in hell."

"However, the Hell of Congregation," Gui Deng said with a sigh, "after all, it is still a living soul, so it's better not to play too much."

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Gui Deng intends to go over to see the situation, but Tang Gua and Eggplant raised their hands to say they want to go together.

Isn’t the Hell of the Congregation a group of hells for the crimes of adultery?Ghost Lamp's tone was very strange, and it seemed that something was wrong.

Let alone the way I am now, I am worried that hell will collapse just by walking. If it collapses, how many years will I be sentenced?Sit in prison?But I also want to know what is going on with the ten bundles of Tara, and it seems that it is not an easy task to ask the ghost lamp to help find out.

The ghost lamp didn't forget me, and he didn't want Lord Yan Mo to skip work on the pretext that the Yan Mo Temple had collapsed. After thinking about it, he asked the ghost messenger to bring something over, which was an anklet.

"This is hell's new shackles specially prepared for supernatural beings." Ghost Lantern introduced, "It uses special materials to control their supernatural abilities."

In the past, there were only ordinary dead people in hell, and there was no such thing as superpowers at all. Now there is evidence that the superpowers after death are still the dead version of superpowers, so torture tools need to be upgraded, but world fusion is not all hell. All the ghost messengers have gone to the infrastructure, and there are still many ghost messengers who did not participate in the infrastructure of that world. For example, Yan Mo of the Ten Temples has never entered that world, so the order of hell is not much disordered, and this torture tool has been upgraded. quick.

This is a good thing, if not for the obvious form of the chain, it would be much more convenient than making Osamu Dazai into a pendant.

"But it hasn't been debugged yet, so there will be a little problem." Ghost Lantern directed the ghost messenger to help me buckle it up and said.

Before being locked up, I tried my best to change my body first. I think Ghost Lantern would mind changing my makeup first, although his eye makeup is pretty good for my lighting makeup skills.

"It's not eye makeup, it's self-contained." Ghost Lamp retorted very seriously.

Because the super power is out of control, even the telepathy can't be well controlled, which was heard by the person involved.

It’s a bit difficult for me who can’t even walk. I tried many times, from the giant Eiffel Tower to the ant spirit, and I barely changed into the appearance of a chestnut, but only the appearance is a real skirt. There is a heavy fog in women's clothing, it's okay, just make do with it.

Everyone watched my transformation, under the dumbfounded, only heard eggplant asked Tang Gua, "Are you envious? Want to become a woman and go to work in Zhonghe Hell?"

Tang Gua nodded subconsciously, and immediately realized what he had done. His neck was red all the way to his face, and steam started to rise like a small train, "You, you, don't talk nonsense! I, I am not so wretched! I I just wondered what if someone disguised himself as a woman to deceive Sister Ah Xiang!"

The ghost lamp is very straightforward: "No, Ah Xiang has a special instrument to distinguish it, but it is generally not used."

The shackles produced by hell are still somewhat useful, but the effect can only reach the effect of Saiki Kongsuke's super power suppressor, but at least it can not go through a trap, so that it will not be easy to reveal, but I don't know what the ghost lamp did before. It's not a big deal to say what the small problems will be.

But this is a good opportunity. Seeing that the chestnuts are in hell, they are definitely dead.

Thinking of this, our group set off to the Hell of All.

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