One hour in the life of a superhuman

I have to say, I ran into a big problem.

What happens to a child, should I say it's lucky not to stare at someone who is pregnant?

Otherwise, judging from the frequency of my use of "clairvoyance", the stomachs of big shots all over the world are my cubs.

Just thinking about opening the door, and Osamu Dazai puffing his stomach and coming to me to take responsibility, can suffocate just by imagining it.

Yato waved his hand in front of my eyes, dispelling the terrifying scene, "You're not lifeless, are you?"

"No, I'm doing placebo therapy," I replied.

Thinking of the worst result, it is just a cloud now.

No matter how confused Yato was, I turned my head and asked Saiki Kongsuke, "Is there any way?"

"I don't think this might disappear in a day," Saiki Kongsuke picked up Qimu's mobile phone, which was wearing a diaper with a mobile phone key. "This may become an ability similar to clairvoyance and teleportation."

What he means is that when school starts, everyone is flipping through the books, and I'm flipping through the children?

This is absolutely not the case.

The method proposed by Saiki Kongsuke needs to use my super power suppressor to upgrade, and this time will take at least three days, but without the super power suppressor, it is not just a matter of touching and turning into a child, I am a walking It can be said that if I lose the superpower suppressor, I will become a dismantling ability. It is no exaggeration to say that I can walk on the moon crater, but it is also possible to suddenly lose control of my limbs and be unable to move. It would be an extremely dangerous thing.

"Don't you have a spare?" I asked.

Qi Mukong spread his hands, "There seems to be one at Bailan's side, but it landed there when he brought Youni out."

...Don't throw such an important thing around, you bastard, cut you into sashimi.

Hey hey hey, bastard and sashimi, which guy often uses it to swear?One is Central Plains Chuya and the other is Skuvalo?

Assimilating into a family in this regard is too bad.

Leaving this aside, it is better to think about what to do. Going back to the Mirufiore family in Italy to get it is something that can be done, but it is easy to expose that the chestnuts did not turn into cherry blossoms and fly away.

Vongola's meeting is over, the other mafia bosses basically don't want to stay in Japan except those who are pro-Vengola, but even the pro-Vengola side basically went back, now Only Dino and Prynne remained in Yokohama.

Dino is because Sawada Tsunayoshi asked him to help with some things.

Bailan staying here was not forced by Pengo Lie. They couldn't forcibly detain the boss of a family without evidence, but Bailan stayed here. He should have the intention of wanting the ring of Marley and shutting down from that world. , Prynne must know that Mare's ring has been swapped, and of course Yoni, who is under Vongola's protection, is also what he is bound to get, although there are rumors on the surface that the black magic belonging to Yoni seems to forcefully keep Prynne , but I don't think the Black Curse alone can cause any harm to Bai Lan.

Although Bai Lan stays here, the Mirufiore family in Italy has already taken action. The laboratories that were originally very secret have been relocated at an extremely fast speed, and the parts that cannot be relocated have also undergone stricter security. , and even a self-explosive device.

It's quite a hassle to get things from there.

My problem now is to endure the possibility of relapse every moment to become a child's superpower or endure the situation of losing the superpower suppressor for three days.

After thinking about it, I would choose the latter.

But before that, I must go to a safe place to stay.

Originally, it was good to go to the monster market. Find a safe place and don’t move. If this is the case, I have to find Nuliang Rikusheng. I said before that I don’t want to meet Nuliang Rikusheng again. This is not a shame. The problem is that after losing the super power suppressor, I can't control my transformation ability.

Yato thought for a while and asked me, "Why don't you go to Taoyuan Township?"

This is a good idea, it will be much safer if there is Bai Ze, and even if this kind of beast cannot keep a secret, it will be after my death.

However, I still need to arrange one or two things. I will go back to the previous day. The baby furniture Qimu crawling around on the ground has changed back to the original appearance that I have not touched. The help looks pity, and I really want to send him to Mars.

I couldn't touch the furniture, so I asked them to help me pack a suitcase and put some clothes in it.

"What are you going to do?" Yato asked while tidying up, and commented on my closet by the way, "Your clothes are so monotonous."

… Where does a guy who wears a sportswear white scarf all the time stand to say me?

"Create a scene of traveling." Qi Mu Kongsuke replied, he took out two small monitors from nowhere, "It seems that there are still some people who are very interested in you." This is not Peng Lie It was Rinya Orihara, the informer from Shinjuku, who did it with the Port Mafia.

This guy was the [Information Office] who sold the entire family to Il fans without hesitation and became a servant of the [Beating Die Ke] family. He was very good at intelligence. There is only one person, but the progress on map drawing is not slow.

It should be the fish that was caught after I entered that world for the last time, the [Information Room Nagura] who was holding a giant baby that was as flammable and explosive as a bomb on the battlefield.

After getting the news from Hakata's information center, I also went to check the changes in the new world.

What has changed is Ikebukuro, and there is an extra story about the headless horseman, who rides a black motorcycle through the city and wears a black helmet, but there is no head inside the helmet. There is an urban legend about the headless horseman, but When I teleported there, the headless horseman named Celty Sturluson was going to look for the headless ghost. I don't think the other party can be regarded as the same race as the headless ghost.

However, after observing for three hours, I don't think the other party is a very vicious type, and he doesn't look like he is keen on destroying the world. He even stares at the flowers in the flower garden for half an hour. Compared to this innocent The top knights, the ones who hurt the most in Ikebukuro should be Shizuo Heiwajima, who can raise vending machines from the ground, and Rinya Orihara, who can tease each other.

Although you can tell who is who by appearance, but before you see the appearance, you can tell from the roaring vending machines flying all over the sky, "Damn fleas! I'm not your giant baby!"

By the way, Rinya Orihara, who even made Hakata's informant Enokida feel a bit robbed of people's business, just listened to the voice, and it was actually somewhat similar to him.

In this world, there are already Akashi Seijuro, Yato, Natsume Takashi, and Edogawa Ranpo, who basically have a different voice from mine. The setting of the public face mentioned, rounding and rounding is not lying at all.

The newly integrated world, which can be entered for several days without being stuck by the world consciousness, is generally a world with little crisis. In addition, compared with vending machines, it is also better than monsters, psychics, and port mafia. Osamu Dazai is much less dangerous, not to mention that Shizuo Heiwajima's main target is only Rinya Orihara.

After I had this understanding, I didn't care, I said that I don't plan to be a guardian of the earth, and it is enough to leave the protection of the world to such passionate (?) guys as Sawada Tsunayoshi.

However, it is a bit strange that this guy Orihara Rinya would actually follow me. For example, Enoda of Hakata is a master who will not take the initiative to investigate without commission. I think someone noticed me and commissioned him. My fault is obviously so thorough, but I can't take any other actions until my super power suppressor is upgraded, so I plan to leave it alone for the time being.

"But isn't this very dangerous?" Yato said, putting his whole face in front of me, "Why don't I help you?"

...Obviously the fee is only five yuan, which is not expensive compared to the price at any time, but Yato always has the ability to turn himself into a profiteer god.

But I really need him to do something.

"Pay attention to the ten bunches of Tatara next to Zhou Fangzun." I said.

"Huh?" Saiki Sosuke also brought his head closer, "When will Kusuo pay attention to others?"

I moved his two heads away rudely, and when I accidentally touched their hair, two babies the size of a palm fell out, a small Yato and a small Saiki Kongsuke. The grown-up baby looked much cuter than Yato and Saiki Kongsuke, biting his own little Jiojio, crawling on the ground innocently blinking a pair of tender big eyes.

Xueyin was caught in the trick all of a sudden, one step ahead of Yato, and took Xiaoxiao Yato in his hand, "This guy is much cuter than Yato, anyway, he is Yato, can you apply to be his artifact?"

Although he knew that Yukine was just joking, Yato was still biting a white handkerchief and weeping. This scene is somewhat familiar. The heroine in a certain hot chicken game cried like this, and even cried until Snowflakes because of a card bug. As far as the screen is concerned, although Yato intends to keep up with the trend, let’s forget about it. If it’s not trendy, he might even be ridiculed by the crowd, and he turned his head and asked me in a pretentious manner, “Can you change back?”

Saiki Sorasuke put little Sorasuke on top of his hair, "I don't care if it's Kusuo, but now I still think my hair is more important."

Seeing them so distressed, they can only choose not to change.

Under 2V2, Yato first compromised because of Yukine, but he also emphasized that there is only one day, and there is nothing to say after becoming 3V1.

As the one paying the money, I urged Yato to continue working.

I prepared some commonly used things and put them in the suitcase. This is for Qi Mu, the robot who took my place on the plane.

I have prepared a backpack, which is for me. I have no way to touch the suitcase that needs to be pulled, so I can only discard it.

I dodged Saiki Sorasuke who seemed to be coming to help me, and asked Yato and Yukine to help me carry the backpack without touching my hands.

When I was ready, I turned on the robot Saiki and asked him to pretend to travel outside.

"The air ticket is booked," Qi Mukong swiped his phone, "Can I have a boat ticket in the afternoon?"

No big deal, I nodded.

The robot Saiki went out according to the prescribed procedures. In case of emergency, Saiki Kongsuke also prepared a remote control. I was a little hesitant. I really didn’t trust Saiki Kongsuke, but he would definitely hold back, and there was no other way.

But the robot Saiki ran into trouble as soon as he went out.

"Saiki-kun, where are you going?" It was Sakamoto, and there was Komaeda Nagito who smiled and waved to me.

Saiki the robot nodded and replied, "Going on a trip."

Sakamoto looked at Saiki Kongsuke who was still at the door, "Who is this?"

When asked this question, Saiki Sorasuke always seemed to have an antenna, and jumped out before the robot Saiki answered, "I am Kusuo's brother, Saiki Sorasuke."

Sakamoto nodded, "Hi, Saiki-kun's brother."

The program of the robot Qi Mu got stuck, but after all, it was produced by Qi Mu Kongsuke, and it also went through several rounds of school tests, so he didn't say it again, but said: "Yes."

Recently, the chances of seeing Sakamoto have increased. To be honest, Sakamoto’s home and mine are still a bit far apart. One is east of PK Middle School and the other is west of PK Middle School.

He and Akashi Seijuro were also the first to come to me after Chestnut disappeared. This guy is very dangerous.

Sakamoto looked the robot Saiki up and down, but didn't say much, "I wish you a good time."

Sakamoto and Komaeda Nagito went in the other direction.

I heard Komaeda Nagito ask, "What's wrong with Saiki-kun? You look a little strange."

"Ah, no, it's the same as when I was in school some time ago." Sakamoto said.

The answer was a bit strange, and the latter sentence was deliberately added to appear to have a profound meaning.

But I don't have much time, so I warned Qi Mu Kongsuke not to mess around, so I followed Yato to Taoyuan Township to find Bai Ze.

Bai Ze has a pharmacy in Taoyuan Township, surrounded by rabbits, and Momotaro, who is completely different from the illustration above, is busy. He saw us and took us there.

Bai Ze is not easy to talk about in this regard, but after knowing my ability, especially after seeing Xueyin's five-inch Yato baby, he changed his mind and agreed, and vacated a small room for me.

I asked Yato to take off the super power suppression device on my head, and I will send it to Qi Mu Kongsuke later.

"Wow, is it such a long needle?" Yato wondered in disbelief, "Can this thing be inserted directly into a human's brain?"

Bai Ze, an old Chinese doctor in a white robe, looked at Yato like a rare country god and said, "Chinese medicine has acupuncture, do you want to try it?"

Yato looked at the row of shining silver needles in Bai Ze's hand and Bai Ze's slightly evil smile, and took a step back with Xueyin, waving his hands again and again, refusing three times.

However, at this time, I had no strength at all, my vision was completely dim, and I lost consciousness.

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