On the self-cultivation of a foodie

Jiang Haiyan's pig looks a lot like Zhu Lanhe's pig?

As soon as this comment was posted, it was immediately ridiculed by everyone - they are all pigs, of course they look alike!It's not surprising that it looks alike, it's strange that it doesn't look like it!

...But no matter how pigs look, there will be differences, but these two pigs look exactly the same!

However, that person's weak defense was quickly drowned in the ocean of comments, and no one paid any attention to it anymore.

"Almost passed through," Jiang Haiyan looked at the comment and touched his chin, "Fortunately, other people didn't take his words seriously, otherwise this matter is really difficult to explain, but then again, don't all pigs in the world grow up Is it the same?" As the only glutton in this world, he has always been somewhat face-blind to races with a large number of individuals other than humans.

"It's not the same," Shen He said calmly, "Just like there are no two hamsters that look exactly alike in this world."

"Actually, hamsters look pretty much the same in my eyes." Jiang Haiyan shrugged, seeing Shen Heqing's displeased expression, he blinked and added, "Of course, you are completely different from other hamsters in my eyes! If you fall into the hamster pile, I will recognize you at a glance!"

Shen Heqing was finally satisfied, he smiled lightly, and took another piece of meat for Jiang Haiyan.

In the next few days, life seemed to be calm again. Jiang Haiyan lived a leisurely life of eating, drinking, sleeping every day, and occasionally broadcasting a live broadcast to flirt with fans. Everything seemed to return to the calm before the group of demon cultivators appeared.

Time passed quickly, and in a blink of an eye it was the day of the recording of "Gourmet PK". As a gourmet entertainment program for guests and judges to interact with each other, it took the form of live broadcast. Unreservedly show the true temperament of the guests.

As the finale guest of the show, Jiang Haiyan could only sit in the backstage at the beginning of the show. He couldn't see the front stage, and he couldn't even watch the live broadcast of the show, so he could only lean on the sofa and browse Weibo boredly , chatting with the makeup artist who just did his makeup.

The makeup artist who did his makeup this time happened to be the girly makeup artist who did makeup on him before. Although the makeup artist is a little girly, she has a cheerful personality and is very talkative, but she is a bit of a nymphomaniac.

"Actor Qin is really handsome! He has a great figure! He is tall and handsome! Before he took a cover photo for a magazine and showed his upper body, his eight-pack abs are amazing! If it weren't for the many people around at that time, I would have pounced on him I licked the magazine!" The makeup artist looked drunk.

Jiang Haiyan was perfunctory while scrolling through Weibo.

"But Shen Heqing is also super handsome! That aloof and abstinent look really makes people want to pounce on him every minute, tear off his clothes, see his real appearance under the aloof mask, and let his face stand out for me Showing a crazy and obsessed expression..." The makeup artist screamed and held her face.

Jiang Haiyan: "..."

Shen Heqing is cold and abstinent?

Where is Shen Heqing cold and abstinent? !

He silently remembered Shen Heqing's "real appearance under the cold mask" that night, and fell into a suspicious silence.

At this time, the scene of the "Gourmet PK" program——

After the show host introduced the first three guests, Qin Hesheng, the Best Actor Qin, was the finale. Amidst the audience's excited screams, Qin Hesheng slowly appeared on the stage with a gentle smile on his face.

"Welcome Qin Hesheng, Qin Yingdi, to participate in this issue of "Gourmet PK"!" After the host introduced Qin Hesheng passionately, he turned to the main topic, "I heard that Qin Yingdi is very good at grilling fish! Is the culinary demonstration you bring here grilled fish?"

Qin Hesheng smiled slightly: "That's right."

Two simple words, but once again caused the audience to scream wildly. Several female audience members were so excited that they were about to faint. Qin Hesheng completely ignited the atmosphere of the scene. The three guests who appeared in front of him Looking at each other, I couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed. When they came out just now, there was far less warm applause.

"Okay! Let us once again welcome Qin Hesheng with warm applause!" The host's attitude towards Qin Hesheng naturally became more enthusiastic, "Then, Qin Yingdi, can you tell me who the guest you want to challenge today is?"

"Gourmet PK" has two links in total. The first link is to let four guests compete against each other. The four judges will evaluate the culinary skills of the four guests respectively, and finally the first place will be determined according to the level of the results. The ranking of the guests in the first session will then enter the second session. In the second session, the guests will be asked to choose the judges for PK according to the ranking of the guests in the first session. The guest who ranks first will first choose the one who wants to PK The judges, followed by the second and third, and the last guest did not have the right to choose the PK object.

Qin Hesheng smiled and said gently, "I want to challenge Shen Heqing."

"Oh? Why!" The host dutifully asked.

"I've watched his show before, and I quite like it." Qin Hesheng smiled gently.

"Oh? Then the partner you mentioned on Weibo before is Shen Heqing?"

At this moment, Jiang Haiyan was checking Weibo in the background. Although he couldn't see the live broadcast at the front desk, the text live broadcast on Weibo was enough to spoil his face. For example, when he heard that Qin Hesheng wanted to challenge Shen Heqing At that time, a large wave of Qin Hesheng's fans immediately exploded.

Among Qin Hesheng's fans, there are naturally many CP fans. All the actors who have worked with him can't escape the fate of being played by his CP fans. There is no scandal, his CP fans have long been hungry and thirsty, and among his CP fans, there is a group of CP fans who call themselves Narcissus CP fans—because Qin Hesheng and Shen Heqing have somewhat similar looks, they are simply Like Narcissus and his reflection in Greek mythology.

Qin Hesheng and Shen Heqing once had a collaboration. Although that collaboration was very dull and did not cause any splashes at all, their somewhat similar looks still caught the cuteness of many CP fans. This issue of "Gourmet Big" PK" is the second cooperation between the two after many years, and many Narcissus CP fans are secretly looking forward to it.

When they saw Qin Hesheng say that before, they firmly believed that that person was Shen Heqing, but now seeing the host asking Qin Hesheng so bluntly, they were of course very excited, waiting for Shen Heqing's answer with anticipation. Just wait for the official release of sugar and blow it into fireworks.

Jiang Haiyan raised her eyebrows, Narcissus CP fan?

... This is something to do!

Narcissus CP fans clutched their hearts and waited for Qin Hesheng's reply, but the next moment, Qin Hesheng's reply mercilessly broke their expectations——

Qin Hesheng smiled slightly and said, "No."

The host paused for a moment, but he was not surprised. Instead, he smiled and asked, "Can you tell me who it is?"

Qin Hesheng curled the corners of his lips, smiled without saying a word.

The audience around were immediately fascinated by Qin Hesheng's smile, and several girls screamed until their voices broke.

"It seems that Qin Hesheng wants to keep it a secret!" The host quickly found himself a step down, "Who is the partner he is looking forward to working with? Let's keep reading and wait for the answer to be revealed!"

At this moment in the background, the make-up artist who was a little girl was also struggling: "Who is the partner that my male god is looking forward to? Could it be my rival in love? I hate it..."

Jiang Haiyan blinked: "So Qin Hesheng is your male god."

"He's so handsome, of course he's my male god," the makeup artist raised Lan Hua's fingers in a coquettish manner, "By the way, can you help me see how I look today? After the show is over for a while, I want to ask him for a Signing, it's rare for him to come to these shows, do you think I should touch up my makeup?"

Jiang Haiyan looked sincere: "No need, you are already beautiful."

"You hate it," the makeup artist took out a small mirror and looked at himself in the mirror nervously, "But I am really in good shape today. In order to meet the male god, I have been going to bed very early these days, and I have to sleep every day. After applying several masks, my face is really supple now, would you like to touch it?"

"……no need."

With the company of Hualao's makeup artist, the time passed very quickly, and soon a staff member came to the backstage to inform Jiang Haiyan that she was going to go on stage.

So Jiang Haiyan made a brilliant debut soon under the arrangement of the program group.

"Welcome to our surprise guest today! Jiang Haiyan, the champion of this year's Super Invincible Big Eater!" After the host's introduction, there was a burst of applause at the scene. There were quite a few spectators who came to see Jiang Haiyan today, and the applause was quite enthusiastic, but of course It wasn't as sensational as Qin Hesheng's appearance just now.

Jiang Haiyan's eyes swept across the audience, pausing on Qin Hesheng for half a second, but quickly moved away from Qin Hesheng's smile, and finally landed on Shen Heqing who was sitting on the judging panel.

Shen Heqing hooked the corners of his lips and smiled faintly.

Jiang Haiyan blinked, and signaled Shen Heqing that he saw him with his small eyes.

The eyes of the two met in the air, and then they looked at each other and smiled.

"Now we will enter the last part of this issue of "Gourmet PK"! Surprise guests will evaluate and score the finished products of the four judges and four guests' cooking demonstrations. During the scoring process, in order to ensure the fairness of the competition, We will not let the judges and the audience have any chance to hint at the surprise guests, we will wear blindfolds for the surprise guests, so that the surprise guests can evaluate and score without seeing anything! The final winner or judges will win our program A mysterious prize provided by the team!"

After the host announced the rules, soon a staff member came forward and put a big blindfold on Jiang Haiyan.

"Now we invite a surprise guest to rate the culinary art of our four guests and four judges!"

Jiang Haiyan, who was wearing a blindfold, was brought by the staff to a table with eight dishes. Because he couldn't see where the dishes were, a special staff took care of them and fed him.

Because he was used to being served by Shen Heqing at home, Jiang Haiyan opened his mouth very naturally to accept the staff's feeding. After scoring the first six dishes, he finally walked to the last table, and the last two dishes left They were born by Shen Heqing and Qin Hesheng respectively.

When the staff brought the first piece of grilled fish to Jiang Haiyan and reminded Jiang Haiyan to be careful of the fishbone, Jiang Haiyan chewed it twice and immediately tasted the familiar taste, which is the taste he eats every day.

He made up his mind, and the next moment, the staff picked up a second piece of grilled fish and fed it into his mouth.

As soon as this piece of grilled fish entered his mouth, Jiang Haiyan stopped immediately.

This taste is more familiar to him.

That is a familiarity that has been deeply rooted in the bone marrow 1000 years ago.

A taste he will never forget in his life.

Jiang Haiyan couldn't help but fell into silence, his life was too long, so long that he couldn't remember how many places he had been to, how many fish he had eaten, but he had been to so many places and eaten so many fish, there was only one taste that made him I can't forget it to this day.

It was the first fish that the monk in white grilled for him when he just escaped from the forbidden area of ​​the lion tribe.

That was the first trace of warmth that filled his hungry stomach after he had been hungry for many years.

The grilled fish didn't have any seasoning, just a little salt, but the taste was incomparably delicious. For the hungry gluttons at that time, it was simply the ultimate delicacy in the world.

Since then, I have never forgotten it.

But ever since the friar in white disappeared, he never tasted that taste again.

...until now.

Jiang Haiyan was silent for a long time, until the host couldn't help but reminded: "The surprise guests seem to be in a state of hesitation! It seems that these two grilled fish dishes are quite good, making it difficult for him to choose ah!"

The audience in the arena suddenly became excited. Jiang Haiyan's three scorings just now were quite straightforward, without any sloppiness. As for the scoring results, they were completely one-sided. Qin Hesheng hesitated before the two dishes.

This shows what?

It shows that their male god's cooking skills are as good as the chef's!

Although cooking skills are not a criterion for judging whether an actor is good or bad, it is definitely a plus item, especially in the contrast with other guests who boasted of their first-class cooking skills before participating in the show, they were immediately found out after they appeared on the show. Their male god is pure and unpretentious!

However, to the disappointment of Qin Hesheng's fans, Jiang Haiyan chose the grilled fish made by Shen Heqing after hesitating for a long time.

"Up to now, all eight dishes have been graded! Now the answer is revealed!"

"Unfortunately, none of the four guests succeeded in this challenge. You are welcome to challenge again next time!"

Just as Jiang Haiyan took off the blindfold, he met Qin Hesheng's eyes with a gentle smile. Although the challenge failed, he was not unwilling at all, but smiled gently, and there seemed to be some deep meaning in his eyes.

He seemed to have seen through all Jiang Haiyan's thoughts just now, but he didn't feel reconciled or dissatisfied at all, only indifferent and tolerant, just like a master who calmly watched his pet misbehaving.

Jiang Haiyan lowered his eyes, covering the emotions in his eyes.

here we go again……

That familiar feeling.

That strange feeling.

That sense of disobedience mixed with strangeness and familiarity...

Who the hell is Qin Hesheng?

Why did Qin Hesheng know so many things between him and the monk in white?

How much else does Qin Hesheng know?

What is Qin Hesheng's so-called truth...?

After the recording of the show, Jiang Haiyan returned to the dressing room. No one else was there, including the girly makeup artist. He was about to sit down and check Weibo to wait for Shen Heqing, but soon, someone came in again.

He looked up and found that it was Shen Heqing, who was about to say hello. The next moment, Shen Heqing, who had a colder expression than usual, took a step forward, grabbed his wrist, and pushed him into the dressing room in the dressing room. Closed the door casually.

Jiang Haiyan was pushed down on the wall of the dressing room by Shen Heqing. He looked up at Shen Heqing's dark eyes, raised his eyebrows and smiled: "What's wrong? Who made you angry?"

Shen He said calmly: "...What do you think?"

"You won't be complaining that I struggled for so long and didn't know which dish to choose. Of course, I knew which dish was made by you at the first bite, but I hesitated for so long for the sake of realism. How is it? Are my acting skills very good?" Jiang Haiyan blinked.

Shen Heqing's eyes darkened slightly, as if a storm was brewing at the bottom of his eyes: "You are against Qin Hesheng..."

"Of course I don't mean anything to him!" Jiang Haiyan continued to blink, trying to make his eyes appear more sincere, "Really, if you don't believe me, look at my sincere eyes."

Shen Heqing lowered his eyes, and after a moment of silence, he said softly: "You are shaken..."

At that moment just now, Jiang Haiyan's expression was obviously shaken, because of Qin Hesheng... that grilled fish.

"How is it possible, that guy's identity is unknown, his origin is unknown, it's too suspicious," Jiang Haiyan's eyes flickered, and then he smiled, "Maybe he is a magician, although there is no magician on him. breath, but don’t those demon cultivators have a lot of magic weapons to cover up their breath? What if he also wears one? I won’t be shaken by that kind of suspicious guy, I’m a righteous little partner..."

Without waiting for Jiang Haiyan to finish speaking, Shen Heqing grabbed Jiang Haiyan's chin, lowered his head and kissed him.

Jiang Haiyan paused for a moment, and soon stretched out his hand, hooking Shen Heqing's shoulder.

Shen Heqing felt a little vented at first, but gradually, he devoted himself wholeheartedly into the kiss, which deepened the kiss even more.

In the small locker room, there was an ambiguous atmosphere everywhere.

The closer the two got closer, the more self-forgetful they became. Seeing that Shen Heqing's hand was gradually touching Jiang Haiyan's pants, at this moment, a voice suddenly sounded in the dressing room outside the dressing room——

"Oh my god! My male god actually wants to invite me to dinner! Help me see how my outfit looks like today? Do you want to change it? Is black too boring? But pink is too girly... ..."

"Please, your male god is not inviting you to dinner, but the entire program crew, okay?"

"Wouldn't inviting the entire program group to dinner be the same as inviting me to dinner? If we can have dinner at the same table in a while, it's equivalent to sharing the same bed! Help me see how my clothes look like today?"

"It's not bad that the gays are gay."

"You hate it!"

As soon as he heard the voice of the make-up artist who was a little girl, Jiang Haiyan reacted instantly and pushed Shen Heqing away.

Shen Heqing propped his hands behind Jiang Haiyan's back, resting his chin on Jiang Haiyan's shoulder, panting lightly, the scorching breath sprayed on Jiang Haiyan's neck, making him blush.

There are more and more people in the dressing room. Except for big names such as Qin Hesheng who can have their own independent dressing room, other guests and judges have come in.

Jiang Haiyan glanced at Shen Heqing quietly, and complained with small eyes: "It's all your fault! Now we can't get away, right?"

Shen Heqing smiled helplessly, just now he pushed Jiang Haiyan into the dressing room with a flash of brain, and he really didn't think about the consequences of doing so - two big men came out of a dressing room at the same time, what would other people think of them ?That had to be looking at them with a leggy look.

Although he didn't mind and even looked forward to it... but it was obviously not the time.

"Where's the teleportation talisman?" Jiang Haiyan lowered his voice and asked Shen Heqing.

Shen Heqing shook his head, smiled helplessly, "I didn't bring it."

"You don't carry such an important thing with you! What if a magic cultivator comes to sneak attack? If you can't beat it, you can throw a teleportation talisman and run away!"

"The teleportation talisman needs to be bought with spirit stones. The previous ones are used up, and I haven't had time to buy new ones yet."

"...Go and buy as soon as you get back!"

Jiang Haiyan and Shen Heqing stared at each other for a long time, until there were more and more people in the dressing room, and seeing that it was impossible to hide, Jiang Haiyan could only shrug his shoulders and said to Shen Heqing: "For now The plan... you change back to your original shape, I will put you in my pocket and take you out." It was too eye-catching for two big men to go out of the dressing room together, but it would not be eye-catching if one person and one hamster.

Shen Heqing smiled wryly: "Does it have to be like this?"

Jiang Haiyan nodded heavily.

Shen Heqing sighed quietly, and the next moment, he turned back into a fluffy ball of hamster.

Jiang Haiyan picked up the hamster ball and stuffed it into his chest pocket, then turned around and left the dressing room graciously.

"Ah! What a cute little hamster!" The makeup artist immediately screamed when he saw the fluffy little hamster on Jiang Haiyan's chest. He reached out to touch the little hamster, but the little hamster flinched and avoided him hand.

"It escaped! How did it escape?"

Jiang Haiyan said seriously: "Same-sex repels each other!"

"Huh? Is it a male hamster?" The makeup artist was at a loss.

Jiang Haiyan smiled slightly: "No, it's a gay rat."

The make-up artist pointed at the orchid in dissatisfaction and said, "He's not a gay!"

"By the way, Emperor Qin is going to invite everyone in our program team to dinner, including all the judges and guests, are you going? Hey, where is Shen Heqing? I remember I saw him walk into the dressing room just now..." The makeup artist looked around the dressing room in surprise.

"Did you read it wrong?" Jiang Haiyan blinked, "Shen He went back early in the morning."

Hearing this, the little hamster on his chest silently shrank itself into a ball-like object.

The makeup artist was very puzzled: "But that person is obviously very similar to Shen Heqing... Could it be that I am really wrong?"

Jiang Haiyan had a serious expression on his face: "The one who looks like Shen Heqing is not necessarily Shen Heqing, it may also be Qin Hesheng!"