On the self-cultivation of a foodie

The corner of the makeup artist's mouth twitched, and he said with a dry smile, "Are you telling a bad joke? It's so funny."

Jiang Haiyan looked serious: "Of course not, it's getting late now, I'm going home."

"Aren't you going to dinner with us? This is Qin Da Yingdi's invitation to dinner!" The makeup artist was a little surprised, Qin Hesheng is not a person who invites people to dinner casually, and with Qin Hesheng's status in the entertainment circle, who Dare you not give Qin Hesheng face?Jiang Haiyan can be regarded as a person who has half a foot in the entertainment industry. Although he has not officially debuted yet, since he wants to get involved in this industry, he naturally needs to establish a good relationship with people in the industry, not to mention that the other party is a popular actor.

If it was an ordinary newcomer, Xiao Transparent, who saw Qin Hesheng, would have restrained himself if he didn't rush forward and try to hug his thigh. Jiang Haiyan... is too fresh and refined, right?

"Someone at home has already prepared a meal for me to eat when I go back." Jiang Haiyan spoke nonsense without blinking.

"Oh, that's how it is." The make-up artist suddenly realized that this guy was afraid of the family, "You are married at such a young age? Can't tell, you are only in your early twenties, right? Could it be that you are young? Take safety measures and get married with your son?"

The corner of Jiang Haiyan's mouth twitched: "Ahem, I'm not married yet."

"If you're not married yet, that means you're still living together?" The makeup artist nodded knowingly, he paused, and persuaded gently, "Although it's a good thing to fall in love with your girlfriend, this opportunity is rare, and Qin Yingdi doesn't often Invite someone to dinner...Girlfriend, you can coax him after you go back, but if you don't give Qin Yingdi this face today, I'm afraid it will be difficult for you to get along in this circle in the future."

Jiang Haiyan blinked: "I believe that Qin Yingdi is not such a small-hearted man."

The make-up artist looked hesitant to speak, but the relationship between him and Jiang Haiyan was not particularly close after all, it was just a relationship between two sides. He had no obligation to give Jiang Haiyan any advice. He said so much just because he watched Jiang Haiyan It was pleasing to the eye, so he opened his mouth. Since Jiang Haiyan didn't have that idea, he couldn't continue to persuade him.

"Okay, as long as you're happy."

Jiang Haiyan smiled: "Then I'll go first, my little hamster is also hungry, I have to go back and feed it."

"You and your little hamster have such a good relationship, you don't even forget to bring it to the last show," the makeup artist smiled, "Then you go back, I will help you and tell others that you go first .”

Jiang Haiyan nodded, then walked out of the dressing room touching the little furry head of the little hamster in his pocket.

After Jiang Haiyan left, the makeup artist belatedly remembered something——

"Wait, he didn't seem to bring a hamster with him when he came just now... Where did that hamster suddenly appear from?"

But soon, he shook his head again and said, "Forget it, maybe it's hidden somewhere I didn't see."

Not long after walking out of the dressing room, Jiang Haiyan bumped into Qin Hesheng head-on at the corner of the corridor.

Qin Hesheng saw Jiang Haiyan's flustered look, and smiled slightly: "Are you ready to leave?"

Jiang Haiyan glanced at Qin Hesheng, feeling a little unsteady, he paused, then nodded: "Well, I have something to do... I'm going back first."

"Aren't you going to eat with us?" Qin Hesheng's tone was very gentle.

"No, I really have something to do," Jiang Haiyan laughed dryly, "Next time..." If there is a next time.

"Okay," Qin Hesheng seemed to take Jiang Haiyan's words seriously. He hooked the corners of his mouth and smiled gently, "The next time we meet should be "Desert Island Food Tour". Then you can't refuse me anymore."

Jiang Haiyan shrugged: "Let's talk about it when the time comes, maybe I have other things to do then."

Qin Hesheng's smile suddenly seemed a little hurt: "Isn't this kind of rejection too straightforward? Have you avoided me to this extent?"

Jiang Haiyan continued to laugh dryly: "How is it possible, you are the best actor of Qin Hesheng Qin, I want to hug your thigh before it's too late, how can I avoid you?"

Qin Hesheng lowered his eyes and sighed: "You say so, but your actual actions are not like this at all." His smile seemed a little lonely.

The corner of Jiang Haiyan's mouth twitched, and he was about to say a few perfunctory words to dismiss Qin Hesheng, but at this moment, he suddenly felt the hamster in his chest pocket stirring up, as if he wanted to run out, so he quickly reached out and touched the hamster He calmed down his little head, and at the same time quickly said: "I'm really in a hurry now, so I'm going first, next time... See you next time."

"Okay," Qin Hesheng's tone was a little disappointed, but his smile was still gentle, "Then see you next time."

He looked at the fussy hamster in Jiang Haiyan's chest pocket, and smiled slightly: "Is this your pet? It's quite cute."

Jiang Haiyan also laughed: "I also think that my little Qingqing should be the cutest hamster in the world."

As soon as he finished speaking, he immediately felt that the hamster spirit in his pocket suddenly calmed down, as if shy.

"Hamsters are really cute as pets," Qin Hesheng said in a gentle tone, "but pets in this world, except for dogs, will easily forget their owners after a period of time without seeing their owners. I think hamsters are also like this, they are born like this Liang Bo, always can't remember who is the one who treats me best."

Jiang Haiyan was silent for a while, and then said lightly: "Even if this is the case, as long as I don't separate from it and don't give it a chance to forget me, wouldn't it be fine?"

Qin Hesheng paused, and then smiled gently: "...that's right, why didn't I think of this method?"

"It's not that you didn't think of it, it's just that you didn't think about it." Jiang Haiyan shrugged and laughed, "It looks like you have never kept a pet."

Qin Hesheng smiled helplessly: "I have a pet, a sheep."

Only then did Jiang Haiyan remember that Qin Nianxiao had told him about this before, and he spread his hands: "You...you really have a personality, as long as you are happy."

Qin Hesheng paused for a while, and then said softly: "Actually, a long time ago, I also raised a sheep, but I haven't seen it for a long time. It seems to have forgotten me."

Jiang Haiyan lowered her eyes: "...I have chatted with you for so long before I knew it, and I really have to leave now."

"Well...but," Qin Hesheng smiled gently, and suddenly changed the subject, "Hamsters' lifespan is so short, if one day...what do you plan to do?"

Jiang Haiyan paused for a moment, then said expressionlessly: "Everything in the world cannot escape reincarnation and has a mortal death. Even gods cannot escape the five declines of heaven and man. If that day comes, what are you going to do?"

Qin Hesheng smiled lightly: "Then I will break this cycle, even if I go against the sky."

Jiang Haiyan was silent for a while, then shrugged: "Then you are very good."

After finishing speaking, he ignored Qin Hesheng and left without Qin Hesheng.

After returning home, just as Jiang Haiyan took out the hamster essence from his pocket, a certain hamster essence, which had been unable to hold back for a long time, transformed into a human form again, and pushed Jiang Haiyan down on the sofa.

Shen Heqing pressed Jiang Haiyan on the sofa. There seemed to be a storm brewing in his dark eyes. He frowned and asked, "What did that guy mean just now? He was implying you, he is..."

Jiang Haiyan interrupted Shen Heqing's words expressionlessly: "He's not!"

Shen Heqing paused and was speechless for a while.

After a while, Jiang Haiyan sighed: "He's not that person, and he can't be that person, haven't I already said it before? That person has long since died...he's already dead."

Shen Heqing frowned slightly: "Then why is he so clear about the things between you?"

Jiang Haiyan lay on the sofa with a wry smile: "I also want to know why he knows."

Shen Heqing was silent for a long while before finally opening his mouth, expressing the guess that had been smoldering in his heart for a long time.

"Perhaps 1000 years ago, that person had some difficulties, so he pretended in front of you that he was gone... In fact, he didn't die at all."

When Jiang Haiyan heard the words, the corners of his mouth twitched immediately: "Isn't your brain too big? What reason could he have, other than pretending to be lost in front of me?"

Shen Heqing murmured: "Maybe..."

"And even if he really wants to lie to me, he can't fool me." Jiang Haiyan shook his head and smiled wryly. "I'd rather he was lying to me. In fact, he didn't die...but I can't lie to myself."

Shen Heqing paused, bent down, and hugged Jiang Haiyan into his arms.

"But he is indeed gone, right in front of me."

Shen Heqing lowered his eyes and hugged Jiang Haiyan tightly in his arms.

"……He is dead."

The two big men were lying on the sofa, hugging each other tightly, Shen Heqing's arms were tightly wrapped around Jiang Haiyan's waist, and Jiang Haiyan buried his face in Shen Heqing's chest. At this moment, it seemed that even time stood still .

Until Jiang Haiyan buried her face in Shen Heqing's chest and said in a muffled voice: "I'm so hungry... Hurry up and cook for me."

The original charming atmosphere disappeared in an instant.

Shen Heqing paused, raised his eyebrows and said, "Just now you seem to have said that you have to feed me first."

Jiang Haiyan thought for a while, and said in a serious manner: "No, you feed me first."

"You should feed me first," Shen Heqing looked down at Jiang Haiyan, his eyes darkened, "Feed me first, then I will have the strength to feed you..."

Jiang Haiyan blinked: "But I'm hungry! It's more important to meet my needs!"

Shen Heqing's voice was slightly hoarse: "I'm even more hungry..."

Jiang Haiyan struggled twice, but the struggle was fruitless, so he was forced to continue what they had done in the dressing room just now.

"Woo...so hungry..."

"I'm very hungry……"

Amidst Jiang Haiyan's aggrieved cry, Shen Heqing ate half of it, so he had no choice but to go into the kitchen to feed Jiang Haiyan first.

Although he knew that he would never be able to feed Jiang Haiyan's bottomless stomach, Shen Heqing still cooked a large table of sumptuous dishes.

After eating the big meal, Jiang Haiyan touched his stomach, which was still feeling nothing, collapsed on the sofa and checked Weibo.

Because "Gourmet PK" is a live broadcast, as soon as he opened Weibo, all the news related to "Gourmet PK" came overwhelmingly, and a large number of popular Weibo posts that went to his homepage were also related to "Gourmet PK" Jokes.

CP fans of various schools are like a group of snakes coming out of their holes, showing their skills one after another, writing fanhumanities, and drawing fanmanga, drawing fanmanga, it is called a hundred schools of thought contending, and a hundred flowers blooming.

Jiang Haiyan clicked his tongue twice, and then relished reading a fanart between him and Shen Heqing.

Halfway through, Shen Heqing came out after packing up the bowls and chopsticks, and he pressed on Jiang Haiyan's body in the posture of Jiang Haiyan slumped on the sofa.

Jiang Haiyan blinked her eyes: "...I just ate too much and it's not suitable for exercise!"

Shen Heqing raised his eyebrows: "Are you full just now?"

"I'm talking about you." Jiang Haiyan said solemnly.

"I'm not full," Shen Heqing chuckled, "so now it's my turn to continue eating."

Jiang Haiyan lay down silently and pretended to be dead, and then Shen Heqing pressed him on the sofa to "eat" until he was full.

After "eating" enough, Shen Heqing put his arms around Jiang Haiyan's waist, and the two of them nestled on the sofa together.

Jiang Haiyan whimpered and complained in a low voice: "...can't you be gentle? You have to take care of the elderly, my waist is almost broken..."

He moaned and lifted up his shirt, showing Shen Heqing the red handprint on his waist, which Shen Heqing pinched just now.

Shen Heqing lowered his eyes and smiled lightly: "Okay, next time I will be gentler."

"If you are not gentle, there will be no next time!" Jiang Haiyan rolled his eyes and continued to moan.

Shen Heqing smiled softly, and stretched out his hand to rub Jiang Haiyan's waist. He relaxed his strength, and his movements were very gentle.

Jiang Haiyan groaned after being rubbed by him, but this time it was comfortable, and he slowly closed his eyes: "Yes, a little higher... No, no, a little lower..."

Shen Heqing rubbed his eyes for a while, then suddenly asked: "... If one day we really have to separate, what will you do?"

He waited for a while, but he didn't get Jiang Haiyan's answer. He looked up, only to find that Jiang Haiyan fell asleep in the same position as before, falling asleep at the speed of light.

Shen Heqing could only smile helplessly, and smiled, but the smile in his eyes gradually dissipated.

do not know why……

There was always an inexplicable bad feeling in his heart.

As if everything he has now will be lost sooner or later.

This premonition made him very anxious and frightened, so he wanted to possess Jiang Haiyan desperately, as if he could catch Jiang Haiyan and everything...

Shen Heqing lowered his eyes, and hugged Jiang Haiyan in his arms with such strength that he almost embedded Jiang Haiyan into his body.

After "Gourmet PK" hit the air, Jiang Haiyan's fans doubled again. His enthusiasm for winning the championship because of participating in the Super Invincible Big Eating King has not subsided, but the popularity has become higher and higher. As his popularity has become more and more Now, all kinds of food shows and food competitions came to him one after another. Jiang Haiyan asked Shen Heqing to help him choose a few shows and competitions that could really satisfy his hunger, and he gradually took on the appearance of an entertainer with a big appetite.

Now Jiang Haiyan doesn't dare to go out without pretending, because fans may recognize him every minute.

At the same time, Moxiu's actions became more and more serious. Not only did he unscrupulously attack demon cultivators and comprehension practitioners, he even wiped out several small and medium sects with thunder. The catastrophe seems to be happening again.

The world of comprehension has entered a state of emergency preparations. After several meetings with the leaders of several major sects, the Cultivator Alliance decided to move the entire comprehension world collectively into the headquarters of the Cultivator Alliance to fight against the enemy together.

Of course, this decision is not a hard and fast rule. Demon cultivators and cultivators who are unwilling to settle in the headquarters of the Cultivator Alliance can stay wherever they want. Cultivators would rather stay in the alliance headquarters. It is safer to stay with the big group at this time.

Even Zhu Lanhe, who is well-versed in the mortal entertainment industry, temporarily retired from the entertainment industry for the reason of "going abroad for further study". When he announced on Weibo that he was going to retire temporarily, The whole Weibo was full of ghosts and wolves, with countless girls crying and fainting in front of the computer. The next day, a large wave of fans went to Zhu Lanhe's company to ask for an explanation, forcing the company's upper management to come forward to explain in person, and Zhu Lanhe sent a long message. Weibo explained that the turmoil was slowly calmed down.

Of course, some people think that if they all move to the headquarters, the goal is too big, it is simply to lure the group of demon cultivators to attack them, and if they are caught by the pot, then they will not even have a chance to escape , so there are also a small number of people who remain the same and choose to be alone.

Jiang Haiyan and Shen Heqing are two of this group of people. Jiang Haiyan doesn't want to live with a large group of demon cultivators whose original appearance is delicious. If he can't help but eat something, the Cultivator Alliance may fight He is endless, not to mention that he is not afraid of the demon cultivators that everyone is afraid of. If he really can't beat...then he will eat the other party.

After realizing that all the cultivators and demon cultivators had gathered together, the group of demon cultivators did not immediately attack the alliance headquarters, but ran to attack some solitary demon cultivators and cultivators who were weak and weak, but it was strange What's more, no matter what kind of disturbance they made, Jiang Haiyan and Shen Heqing's side was always calm and peaceful.

Every day Jiang Haiyan listened to Shen Heqing saying which cultivator was killed and which demon cultivator was robbed of the demon pill, he had the illusion that they and other people lived in two different worlds, and the bloody storm in the cultivation world seemed to have no effect at all. Seeing them, their life is still very peaceful, no magic cultivator attacks, and no one is attacked by surprise.

If Zhu Lanhe hadn't been attacked by Moxiu before, Jiang Haiyan would have thought that their community had been blacklisted by Moxiu.

Time flies, and in a blink of an eye, it is the day before Jiang Haiyan and Shen Heqing will set off to film "Desert Island Food Tour".

After eating, Jiang Haiyan lay on the sofa and yawned while checking Weibo, while Shen Heqing packed the suitcases aside. He first put the suitcases of both of them in ordinary clothes for camouflage, and then began to travel to the two. People's storage bags are filled with the things they really need, various symbols including teleportation symbols, various medicines to heal wounds and stop bleeding... Of course, there are also various snacks and snacks.

Shen Heqing still didn't forget to put a little seasoning like oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar into his storage bag. After thinking about it, he put the pot and Jiang Haiyan's big bowl into his storage bag.

Jiang Haiyan swiped through Weibo, and suddenly tilted his head and asked: "You said that even Zhu Lanhe retired from the entertainment industry and went to the alliance headquarters to take refuge. Why didn't Qin Hesheng do anything? He couldn't just An ordinary mortal."

Shen He paused for a moment, then said lightly: "I really can't figure him out."

"I can't figure it out, he's like a cloud of black mist," Jiang Haiyan touched his chin, and said suddenly, "Could he be a demon cultivator?"

Shen Heqing frowned slightly: "Moxiu mostly hates mortals, how could he mix with mortals? And he seems... always wants to get close to you, if he is Moxiu, what is the purpose of doing this?"

Jiang Haiyan spread his hands: "Maybe he was impressed by my handsomeness, so he wants to make friends with me... Don't take out the bag of melon seeds, put it in!"

Shen Heqing smiled helplessly: "There are already dozens of packets of melon seeds, and you can't finish them."

"It's over! Don't take out that bag of peanuts... Why do you secretly take out what you like to eat? Do you want to hide it secretly and eat it yourself?" Jiang Haiyan looked vigilant, like a little hamster protecting food.

Shen Heqing sighed: "Your storage bag is full of snacks, and it can't fit anymore. You have to put a few things for self-defense anyway. What if we get separated?"

Jiang Haiyan smiled: "Then just don't lose me?"

Shen Heqing was silent for a while, and then sighed: "Well, you have to follow me closely... I don't know why, but I always have an ominous premonition, and I feel that something will happen from time to time."

"Don't worry, I'm here." Jiang Haiyan blinked.

Shen Heqing lowered his eyes and said softly, "Will you be here all the time?"

Jiang Haiyan smiled: "Of course, the disaster will last for thousands of years. A vicious beast like me will have to live for tens of thousands of years, tens of thousands of years..."

Shen Heqing looked up at Jiang Haiyan's expression. For some reason, he always felt that Jiang Haiyan's expression seemed a little illusory when he was speaking, as if it would dissipate like a flower in a moon mirror in the next moment...

...must be just an illusion.

Shen Heqing paused, then shook his head and laughed.

Jiang Haiyan is the legendary gluttonous beast of ancient times, who has lived through countless reincarnations, so how could he be as fragile as he imagined?It must be because he cared about it and it was messed up.

Instead of worrying about Jiang Haiyan, he might as well worry about himself. As Qin Hesheng said, the lifespan of a hamster is too short. Even if it becomes a spirit, it won't last much longer...unless it becomes an immortal.

However, becoming an immortal has not been an easy task since ancient times. In the past, many high-ranking monks fell under the lightning calamity of ascension, not to mention that the spiritual energy in the cultivation world is getting thinner and the ascension is becoming more and more difficult, let alone him. The little hamster is so smart that even the head elders of the big sects in the cultivation world will worry about losing a lot of beard and white hair when they think of flying.

Shen Heqing lowered his eyes and sighed inwardly.

If he can't become a fairy, I'm afraid the fate between him and Jiang Haiyan will only last a hundred years.